Actress: Mimi - she disguises herself as others
Admirer:
Agent: Parakarry - He’s a mailman, a deliverer of messages.
Alien: Shroob - Alien.
Amnesiac: Kirby (SB64 Cameo) - copies roles.
Anarchist: Waluigi - Uses bombs and doesn’t follow da rulez.
Angel:
Arsonist: Larry Koopa - Fights with fire.
Associate:
Baker: Zess T. - A baker.
Blacksmith:
Bleeder:
Blinder: Blooper - his ink blinds shit in Mario Kart
Bodyguard: Donkey Kong - He’s a big motherfucker, it makes sense he’d be able to kill while protecting.
Bomb: Bombette - She’s a bomb.
Bulletproof:
Caroler: Jigglypuff (SB64 Cameo) - She sings.
Celebrity: Pikachu - I needed to put Pikachu somewhere, he fits no where. He’s pretty much more famous than Mario though, so it kind of works?
Chef: Chef Shimi - Name explains.
Civilian :
Clockmaker:
Consigliere:
Cops: Pianta Police - While only two Pianta Police actually exist in the games, I wanted the cops to be consistent, so I just used the other color piñatas.
Creepy Girl:
Cthulhu:
Cultist: Anti-Guy - Dark Shy guys, opposite of Masons.
Deputy: Samus Aran (SB64 Cameo) - Also a bounty hunter, but stealthier.
Detective: Pennington - He’s a detective.
Disguiser: Doopliss - he disguises himself as others
Doctor: Doctor Mario - Self explanatory.
Dreamer: Rip Von Fish - Always asleep.
Driver: Lakitu - drives a cloud?
Drunk: F.L.U.D.D - Blasts shit with water, can stop things in their track.
Enchantress: Merluvlee - Female wizard from Paper Mario.
Enforcer:
Fabricator:
Fiddler: Ludwig Von Koopa - He’s a musician. Had to put him somewhere.
Fool: Fawful - He’s a damn fool.
Forger:
Framer: Bowser Jr. - He frames Mario.
Gallis: Prince Peasley - The shit eating grin.
Ghoul:
Godfather: Bowser - the father of all baddies.
Governor: Peach - Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, she’s in charge.
Gramps: Grubba - he’s 60+ years old
Granny: Rosalina - She’s really old and tells a story out of a storybook.
Gunsmith: E. Gadd - He gives Mario and Luigi their “Weapons”
Hitman:
Hooker: Wendy - lol
Host: M.C. Ballyhoo and Big Top - They host Mario Party
Hunter: Admiral Bobbery - He’s also a bomb, he’ll take someone out if they take him out.
Illusionist: Kamek - Magician.
Informant:
Interceptor: Thwomp - run past him and he intercepts you by crushing you.
Interrogator: Roy Koopa - He’s considered the bully of the Koopalings. He’s also strong.
Invisible Man: Lady Bow - Her special skill is to turn invisible.
Jailer: Yoshi - He can trap (jail) things in eggs and then throw them (choose to kill them).
Janitor:
Journalist: Kylie Koopa - She’s a journalist.
Judge:
Keymaker:
Killer: Dimentio - Probably one of the most fucked up characters in Mario history.
Lawyer:
Leader: Daisy - She’s the Princess of Sarasaland. A leader.
Lightkeeper: Watt - He lights things up.
Lookout:
Loudmouth:
Lover: Birdo - She’s always looking for love.
Lyncher:
Mafia: Goomba - The most basic of all Mario villains.
Mason: White Shy Guy - The friendly robed guys from Yoshi’s Story.
Mastermind: Smithy - he was behind the whole thing in SMRPG
Miller:
Mimic: Lee - He mimics his opponents.
Mistletoe: Ms. Mowz - She kisses.
Monk: Master - Martial arts master, super peaceful.
Mortician: Luigi - He deals with the dead in his own series.
Ninja: Ninji - Ninja design
Nurse: Nurse Peach - Self explanatory.
Old Maid:
Oracle: Merlon - Wizard
Paparazzi:
Paralyzer: Morton Koopa - He fights by stunning his opponent.
Party Host: Tumble - He hosts Mario Party.
Pathologist: Professor Frankly - He’s a professor, and that’s about as close as I’m getting to pathologist. Also fit’s the design.
Penguin: Penguin - Penguin.
Poisoner: Fuzzy - Touch fuzzy, get dizzy.
Politician: Wario - He plays for both sides and is the head of a corporation, so there could be political implications.
Priest: Eldstar - I don’t remember why I put him here.
Prophet:
Quack: PHD X-Naut: X-Naut doctor.
Saboteur: Lemmy Koopa - In the tv show he sabotaged shit. Needed to put him somewhere.
Samurai: Jinx - He’s a martial arts master.
Santa:
Scout:
Secretary:
Sheriff: Fox McCloud (SB64 Cameo) - He’s basically space police.
Shrink: Mallow - Pretty much exclusively based on his Psychopath ability. Should probably switch him with Pathologist.
Silencer:
Siren: Captain Syrup - The beautiful baddie of Wario Land - although I might change this to Beldam.
Sleepwalker:
Sniper: Snifit - Shoots people
Snoop: Goombella - She always has information on everyone. Including their stats, or in EM terms: What they’re carrying.
Spy: Iggy Koopa - In the show, he spies on shit. Needed to put him somewhere. Might move him to Fabricator.
Stalker: Boo - He sneaks up behind you - he stalks you.
Strongman: Tubba Blubba - He’s super strong.
Surgeon: Doctor Luigi - Self explanatory, also Luigi is clumsier so he’s more likely to kill someone.
Survivor: Dry Bones - He always survives even if he is a bag of bones.
Suspect :
Tailor:
Telepath  Ness (SB64 Cameo) - He has psychic abilities.
Templar: Red Shy Guy - The standard robed guys from the series.
Terrorist: Bob-omb - blows himself up to kill others.
Thief: Bandit - Thief
Town Crier:
Tracker: Mario - He tracks Peach every time she’s kidnapped. Aside from that, I wanted him on a common investigative role.
Traitor: Mr. L - Luigi gone bad. He’s a traitor.
Trapper: Link (SB64 Cameo) - No where else to put him and all of the other SB64 characters were in.
Treestump:
Turncoat:
Ventriloquist:
Vigilante: Captain Falcon (SB64 Cameo) - He’s a bounty hunter. It kind of fits.
Villager: Toad - The most basic of all Mario good guys.
Virgin: Toadette - lol
Voodoo Lady: Kammy - Magic?
Warlock:
Watcher: Toadsworth - He is Peach’s retainer - aka, her watcher.
Werewolf:
Whisperer:
Witch: Cackletta - she’s a witch
Yakuza:
Zombie: