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  1. Answer these with the first line of the song
  2.  
  3. This morning your alarm went off at 5:00 AM. you say:
  4. "Run away-ay with me"
  5.  
  6. Then you get up and get in the shower and sing:
  7. "Maybe it's the way she walked"
  8.  
  9. When you can’t find your favorite shirt, you yell:
  10. "I'm gonna love ya"
  11.  
  12. After getting dressed you go downstairs get a bowl of cereal. It is stale. You say:
  13. "This is the clock upon the wall"
  14.  
  15. After eating your stale cereal, you head out to catch the bus, but the bus already left. You curse and scream:
  16. "Jimmy's in the back with a pocket of High"
  17.  
  18. So now you have to walk to school. The Populars drive by you and say:
  19. "Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker"
  20.  
  21. You reply angrily:
  22. "I remember when you said your father's asleep"
  23.  
  24. They drive off and scream:
  25. "Run, run away" -
  26.  
  27. You try to cross the street, but can’t because of a car wreck. You say:
  28. "Don't tell the cops I left a mess"
  29.  
  30. So you walk all the way back to the other side of the street to the store:
  31. "Antidote"
  32.  
  33. You go in the store and ask the clerk:
  34. "Hello darkness my old friend"
  35.  
  36. He replies:
  37. "I know you've moved on"
  38.  
  39. You give him a strange look and say:
  40. "Mirror, tell me something"
  41.  
  42. Then you get some chips, but you can’t find your money. You mumble:
  43. "If you see my friend, doesn't matter where or when, tell me if you've seen Kay"
  44.  
  45. The clerk says:
  46. "They see you as small and helpless"
  47.  
  48. You angrily walk out of the store saying:
  49. "I guilty stand before you"
  50.  
  51. So… You go to the Starbucks across the street and a man asks you:
  52. "I wanna dance by water 'neath the mexican sky"
  53.  
  54. To which you say:
  55. "She paints her fingers with the close precision"
  56.  
  57. …When your cellphone rings. It’s your friend. She says:
  58. "A moment you'll never remember, and a night you'll never forget"
  59.  
  60. You tell her:
  61. "This is a black, black ski mask song"
  62.  
  63. So she gets mad and hangs up the phone. You yell:
  64. "Look around, there's no one bu you and me"
  65.  
  66. People start to think you have problems, so you tell them:
  67. "I was a liar, I gave in to the fire"
  68.  
  69. The man at the counter tells you:
  70. "I've been running from it all my lifetime"
  71.  
  72. So you say:
  73. "Just one night all we got"
  74.  
  75. Then you leave the Starbucks. You can cross the street to get to school now. You get across the street and a rabid dog starts to chase you; you scream:
  76. "My head is full of things that I should've done"
  77.  
  78. When you get away, you say:
  79. "You were the shadow to my light, did you feel us?"
  80.  
  81. You finally get to school: Teacher wants to know why you’re late:
  82. "You stick your love down to the wire"
  83.  
  84. She doesn’t believe you. So you tell her:
  85. "Loving can hurt"
  86.  
  87. She still does not believe you, so she sends you to the principal. He asks:
  88. "Hey, don't write yourself off yet"
  89.  
  90. So you reply:
  91. "Tonight we are victorious, champagne pouring over us"
  92.  
  93. He thinks you are getting an attitude so he tells you:
  94. "Put on your war paint"
  95.  
  96. Then sends you to detention. You mumble:
  97. "I got your picture, I'm coming with you"
  98.  
  99. Sitting in detention, you meet a butch girl named Ashley. She asks you:
  100. "Ett ögonblick där allt jag är fri"
  101.  
  102. You look at her in horror and tell her:
  103. "They say we are who we are, bu we don't have to be"
  104.  
  105. Then move to the other side of the class. She yells:
  106. "I'm looking at you through the glass"
  107.  
  108. There are people in the back trying to sing. It’s really bad. You tell them:
  109. "Do you recall, that long ago, we would walk on the sidewalk"
  110.  
  111. They get mad and say:
  112. "Ooh there she goes again"
  113.  
  114. So you just go to sleep for the rest of the time.
  115. When you wake up, it’s 4:00. You look around and say:
  116. "Red like roses fills my dreams and takes me to the place you rest"
  117.  
  118. You ask the teacher why he didn’t wake you up, and he says:
  119. "When I'm wrong to you, when I hold you in my arms and tell you you're mine"
  120.  
  121. So you run all the way home. Mom wants to know where you’ve been:
  122. "My house in Budapest, my hidden treasure chest"
  123.  
  124. She thinks you’re lying. You try and tell her:
  125. "Decisions as I go, everywhere I flow, sometimes I believe and times that I should know"
  126.  
  127. But she doesn’t wanna hear it. She grounds you and you say:
  128. "Aa de jag"
  129.  
  130. So she yells back:
  131. "You can be the greatest, you can be the best"
  132.  
  133. You stomp up to your room and trip over the top stair; you yell:
  134. "Don't panic, no, not yet"
  135.  
  136. Then you go in your room and text your lover. He/she texts:
  137. "Dom kan ta allting jag äger, det gör ingenting"
  138.  
  139. You get mad and say:
  140. "This night ain't for the faint of heart"
  141.  
  142. Then he/she says:
  143. "I'm still alive but I'm barely breathings"
  144.  
  145. Then you get so mad you throw your phone at the wall, and it breaks:
  146. "Hej igen, är ni med, nu dansar vi in sommaren"
  147.  
  148. You sit in your room for the next 4 hours saying:
  149. "I can move mountains I can work a miracle, work a miracle"
  150.  
  151. Your mom thinks you’re going crazy, so she says:
  152. "Here I stand, helpless and left for dead"
  153.  
  154. You look at her crazy, then walk away saying:
  155. "Dress up, for love, I'm coming from above"
  156.  
  157. She throws a frying pan at you and you scream:
  158. "There's a room in a hotel in new york city"
  159.  
  160. She yells back:
  161. "Cause you're a sky, cause you're a sky full of stars"
  162.  
  163. So you storm up to your room again and say:
  164. "Going back to the corner, where I, first saw you"
  165.  
  166. Then you get in the shower and sing:
  167. "She says she's no good, with words but I'm worse"
  168.  
  169. Then before you go to bed you pray that:
  170. "I'm tryna sell you another lie, you already bought too many"
  171. ------------------------------------------------------------------------
  172. Instructions: Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. NO CHEATING.
  173.  
  174. [1] Okay. So. Hi. How are you?
  175. There's a Life
  176.  
  177. [2] That’s nice. This song describes your life.
  178. Fångad av en stormvind
  179.  
  180. [3] This is your ideal happy dance song.
  181. The End Where I Begin
  182.  
  183. [4] You secretly sing this in the shower.
  184. När vi gräver guld i USA
  185.  
  186. [5] The angels will sing this when you die.
  187. We Are Golden
  188.  
  189. [6] This’ll be played at your funeral.
  190. Don't Worry
  191.  
  192. [7] You will drunkenly break into this number.
  193. Calm After The Storm
  194.  
  195. [8] Your first thoughts when you wake up?
  196. One Of Us
  197.  
  198. [9] You dance around to this in your underwear.
  199. We Cry
  200.  
  201. [10] These will be your last words.
  202. En riktig jävla schlager
  203.  
  204. [11] What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
  205. Teen Feet Tall
  206.  
  207. [12] This song describes your generation.
  208. Fight For All The Wrong Reasons
  209.  
  210. [13] A song worthy of an orgasm.
  211. Stamp On The Ground
  212.  
  213. [14] This is the ideal pick up line.
  214. Detroit Rock City
  215.  
  216. [15] What should I do to succeed in life?
  217. Master Of Tides
  218.  
  219. -----------------------------------------------------------------------
  220. RULES:
  221.  
  222. 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, bye tc. on shuffle.
  223.  
  224. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
  225.  
  226. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
  227.  
  228. OPTIONAL FOURTH RULE: No band or song can be repeated, if a band or song already used appears, skip to the next song.
  229.  
  230. IF SOMEONE SAYS ‘ARE YOU OKAY’ YOU SAY?
  231.  
  232.  
  233. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
  234.  
  235.  
  236. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
  237.  
  238.  
  239. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
  240.  
  241.  
  242. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
  243.  
  244.  
  245. WHAT’S YOUR MOTTO?
  246.  
  247.  
  248. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
  249.  
  250.  
  251. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
  252.  
  253.  
  254. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
  255.  
  256.  
  257. WHAT IS 2 + 2?
  258.  
  259.  
  260. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
  261.  
  262.  
  263. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
  264.  
  265.  
  266. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
  267.  
  268.  
  269. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
  270.  
  271.  
  272. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
  273.  
  274.  
  275. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
  276.  
  277.  
  278. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??
  279.  
  280.  
  281. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR??
  282.  
  283.  
  284. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET??
  285.  
  286.  
  287. WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
  288.  
  289.  
  290. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
  291.  
  292.  
  293. --------------------------------------------------------------------
  294. I’m described as:
  295. My life is:
  296. My friends are:
  297. I love:
  298. I’m good at:
  299. The best thing about me is:
  300. People think I’m:
  301. When I’m bored, I:
  302. I often:
  303. I dance to:
  304. My best singing song is:
  305. People hate me when:
  306. People like me when:
  307. This is my Favorite Song:
  308. This will be my wedding song:
  309. I want this played at my funeral:
  310. I like to listen to this when I am having sex:
  311. This song reminds me of my family:
  312. This song was our High School football anthem:
  313. I listen to this song when I am sad:
  314. I listen to this song to when I’m down:
  315. This song reminds me of the person I love:
  316. This is my theme song:
  317. This song always makes me cry:
  318. I sing this song in the shower:
  319. I think this is the all time greatest song ever written:
  320. This song reminds me of when I was 5:
  321. This song always made me think of my best friend:
  322. When I am at a party I always hear:
  323. To liven up a place I always put on the song:
  324. To cheer someone up I always play this song for them:
  325. When I am trying to get myself worked up I put on:
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