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- >Day Rustle of the Jimmies in Equestria
- >Wake up
- >Go through your usual routine
- >You feel like doing something productive today
- >Go on your favorite imageboard site.
- >On /ragù/, you see a new thread titled "Anonrape"
- What…the…hell?!
- >Thread is filled with stories depicting you preying on poor Fluttershy
- >From ludicrous fetish guessing to grimdark rape
- >Adding insult to injury, Fluttershy always ends up surrendering to the hot monkey dick
- >ALWAYS
- >varyinglevelsofdonotwant.jpg
- No, just no.
- >Tell pononymous to stop this nonsense.
- >Stories continue to be posted.
- No! Stop this faggotry!
- >The newest story ends in reverse rape, leaving you licking Fluttershy's hooves and asking for more dragon dildos in your ass.
- >FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-
- >You post the longest rant in history
- >You manage to insult the author’s trip, species, family, religion, nationality, and even taste in porn
- >So many typos that it rustles the jimmies of several nearby nazis.
- >You even add a pic to get the point across
- >You glare at the screen while hammering F5, daring anyone to post again.
- >A new post pops up
- >Is raging on imageboards your fetish Anon? –Yellow Quiet
- ........
- >You proceed to type a 6 part epic detailing the romance of you and Twilight Sparkle, featuring Fluttershy as nothing more than comic relief between the clop scenes.
- >So big is the praise for your story, a new age begins as following stories try to emulate yours
- >Most having little to no appearance of Fluttershy
- >They bestow upon you the title of based god Ponon
- >cryingfluttershy.jpg
- >Thread 404's
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >As the Anonrape threads continue, a certain poster continues to ask the same thing
- >Where is based god Ponon?! – Purple Smart
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