Watamote ch216-2: Since I'm Not Popular, We'll Screen the Movie (Part 2)

p1
>>INTERMISSION
>>The screening will resume shortly

>Hey, would you like to play baseball with us?
>Eh?

>Are you the baseball team?
>We're the literary club.
>Why are you playing baseball?
>We have to beat the student council in a baseball match or else the club will be abolished.
>That's a pretty cruel thing to make a literary club do.

>Understood. I can't forgive the student council for their tyranny.
>I'll help you out.
>And also...

p2
>you remind me a lot of my death mother, Senpai.
>Was she that beautiful?
>Someone sure is confident.

>My mother wore glasses, had short hair, and was always quick to retort to things.
>I'd say the girl who spoke to you before me was way more like her.

>Welcome to the literary club.
>What's your name?
>I'm Hirasawa Shizue.
>Good to have you, Shizue-chan.

>Well then, we should hold a welcome party for Shizue-chan.
>The place from yesterday should be good.

p3
>Delicious!! Reman Store
>>Tasty Ramen

>It's our treat, so eat as much as you want.
>I appreciate you treating me, but
>you've all finished eating.

>We're all fast eaters.
>I wouldn't call that merely "fast".

p4
>What kind of time is this?

p5
>I'm impressed that you didn't run away.

>Ah, yeah.
>You can give a better response than that.

p6
>Well then, the match between the student council and the 2nd literary club will now begin.

>First up to bat, the 2nd literary club.

>Play ball.

>As expected of the student council. They've got some amazing members.
>Really?

p7
>That's Kiku, the big shot rookie that can hit, run and field all at once.

>Echi, with a reputation for defending second base.

>Kichida, the super high school level delinquent.
>She's apparently a problem child who was brought into the student council so they could keep a close eye on her.
>There's also a rumor that she's being sexually assaulted by the other student council members...

>The vice-president has the intellect and strength of a gorilla.
>So she's basically a gorilla.

>The student council president is a genius with an IQ of 150 who's all set to get into Tou(you) University.
>She can aim a lot higher than that. She's being rude to Touyou...

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>At any rate, beating these members is going to be really tough.

>What amazing speed...
>But if I calculate the angle and speed of her throw...
>130 x 50 - x + 6x = ab
>So if I swing the bat there...

p9
>To think a beginner could hit one of Kirada's throws...
>It seems we'll have to take you more seriously.
>That's the power of math.

>Guess I'm up next.
>Hm? A signal?

p10
>Bunt!
>She's saying it out loud!

p11
>Home Run

>>Team - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6
>>Lit Club! - 2
>>Student Council

>Okay, I'll gonna keep this up~

p12
>They're better than I expected. Looks like we'll have to use our secret weapon.
>The miracle ball that only Kichida can use, the F*ck Ball!

p13
>Oww!!?

>Batter out.
>Huh!?

>Whaddaya mean!?
>That was clearly a deadball!!
>That's right.
>That's right.

>According to the rules, there's no problem.
>There totally is!
>The student council paid me 50,000 yen, so...
>The referee's being bribed!!

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>That certainly makes things difficult.
>At this rate, we only have a 41% chance of winning.
>That's actually fairly high.
>Don't worry! No matter what dirty tricks they play, we'll win.

>If we all combine our strength, we'll win for sure.
>If I can keep them at 0 points all by myself, we'll win for sure.
>Which is it?

p15
>Batter out.

>ORAA!!

p16
>Kyah!?

>Isn't using nunchuks against the rules?
>According to the rulebook, there's no problem so long as it uses the materials of a bat.
>Does this rulebook even exist?

>Bases loaded and I'm up, huh...
>This match will be over quickly...
>Shouldn't you get into batting stance, vice-pres?
>This is my stance.

>If I can hold her back, we can still...

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>Home run.

>>Lit Club! - 2
>>Student Council - 4

>With the referee bribed and the student council having that level of power...
>it may be useless,
>but it's still too early to give up. If we all combine our strength, we can still make it somehow.


p18
>Everyone, give me all the money that you have on hand.
>This time, it's our turn to do some bribing!

>Here, ref.

>Special rule. Starting now, the literary club will begin their offense with bases loaded.
>Also the student council is forbidden from using the F*ck Ball.
>What!?

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>I see. So that's their game.
>Looks like we can't deal with them by ordinary means.
>The real battle begins now, so to speak...

>Wah~
>Wah~
>Wah~

>>Team - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6
>>Lit Club! - 2 - 3 - 2 - 1
>>Student Council - 4 - 2 - 1 - 2

p20
>Two out, bases loaded...
>You hit it, we win. You miss, we lose. It's all down to you, Pres.
>Leave it to me.

p21
>>Team - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5
>>Lit Club! - 2 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 2
>>Student Council - 4 - 2 - 1 - 2 - X

>>2nd Literary Club

p22
>It's been six months since then...
>It's graduation time already...
>A lot has happened in such a short time.

>After that match, you suddenly got close with that delinquent from the student and ended up getting pregnant, right, Tanaka?
>Was she a guy all this time?
>No. She has both equipment.
>You used your smarts to get into a famous college, right, Glasses?
>Tou(kai) University, was it?
>Yeah...

>Nemoto ended up dying because of that deadball she got hit with back then...
>Yeah...

>As for you, Pres,
>you have to repeat the second year due to lack of attendance, don't you?
>Yep. I'll be in your care next year too.

p23
>More importantly, what should we eat today?
>Ramen.
>Katsudon.
>Ramen is good for the baby.
>Never heard of that being a thing.
>I feel like this club
>spends more time eating ramen than it does reading books.

>>A Youth Like This
>It's over?

>Coming up next is "A Stupicool Daily Life".
>Please enjoy it.

>We're getting quite the applause.
>The sound seems about the same as when they screened a serious movie in the gymnasium back in middle school, though...
>What are you doing outside?