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| "I'm not lazy, I'm energy efficient."
|        --WetWired
|
| SSL is available at irc.lazychat.net +6697.
| Non-encrypted ports range from 6667 to 7000.
|
| Any of things are considered abuse and will get you removed:
|       Malicious bots or botnets (includes juping)
|       Any bottler clients or XDCC catchers
|       Channel takeovers
|       Any form of denial-of-service attacks
|       Spamming and network ban-evading
|       Annoying the network operators to a great extent
|       Distribution of illegal media
|        (anything illegal according to United States law)
|       Extended harassment of a user ("trolling")
| Otherwise, an abuser knows when they're abusing, and action will
|  be taken against abuse of this network.
| Non-malicious bots are tolerated, but not supported.
|
| Use of this network is a privilege, not a right.
| Channels with modes +psk (hidden+password) will be investigated.
| We do not disclaim any legal liability for content or any
|  messages that pass through this network. No warranty is
|  expressed or implied.
| We may check your connection for proxies, or your client's
|  version. These checks will not harm your device or connection.
|
| Privacy is an inalienable human right. It is prohibited for
|  any server in this network to log traffic.
| As is freedom of speech. Do not ask an oper to ban someone
|  because of drama. Most clients come with /ignore.
|  (This excludes drama that results in network abuse.)
|  Though if someone is "trolling" you, or harassing you for an
|  extended amount of time, please feel free to notify the opers.
|
| Oper abuse is zero-tolerance. If an IRCop of this network is
|  harassing a user or channel, or otherwise incorrectly using
|  their privileges, please report it to the owner so the problem
|  can be handled accordingly.
|
| We welcome anyone to come here and establish a community on this
|  chat network, given that the rules are followed. This network
|  is operated by people who want to create a friendly atmosphere
|  for all chatters.
|
| Operators:
|       WetWired
|       oZZy-_-42o
|       donkus
| Official moderated channels:
|       #lazychat  - General chat
|       #abuse     - Report abuse or contact the opers
|       #community - Promote or find channels on LazyChat
|       #trivia    - Official trivia games channel
|       #irchelp   - Friendly IRC help for newbies
|       #computers - General computer support or discussion
|       #unixhelp  - FRIENDLY Unixlike support (no douchebags!)
|       #games     - Video games discussion channel
|       #hacking   - Ethical hacking/cracking discussion
| Honorable channels:
|       If you start a channel here and it gains users, you can
|        ask an oper to add your channel to the MOTD.
|
| Please enjoy your chats at LazyChat. Stay lazy!
|
| <donkus> a random quote from a quote database goes here, replaced by a shell script+cron job every hour