My momma told me to go to school, get an education, don’t be a fool, I don’t think so
The best thing to do without your pants on, get naked on stage and play Rock n’ roll, oh I know
And after I have dropped my pants, I grab the guitar with my hands and get some booze
The bouncer comes, shit out of luck, don’t give a fuck, I can’t lose, no no

Why can’t I just have fun? I think it’s now the time to run

The E-string is broken, the others untuned
We start a rock battle, I ain’t gonna lose
I can hear the bottles break, some girl throws a bra
I am here to rock off, I am here to start a war

I drop my guitar, fast fucking sprint, finish my pint and scream “Don’t you know who I am!”
There’s big fat ape running after me, he thinks I’m guilty but that’s not how I see
We circle around this one big table, I’m trying to but I’m not able to lose him
And after about seventh round, two hundred pounds tackle me on the ground, that hurt

And I can hear the people applaud. I think I’m a new Rock N’ Roll God!

The E-string is broken, the others untuned
We start a rock battle, I ain’t gonna lose
I can hear the bottles break, some lass throws a bra
I am here to rock off, I am here to start a war


And bouncer says I’m a fucking moron. I just give ten bucks “See you tomorrow!”

The A-string is broken, heartbeat is untuned
We start a rock battle, I ain’t gonna lose
I can hear the bottles break, some gal throws a bra
I am here to rock off, I am here to start a war

Some G-strings are flying, glasses gonna break
Here is twenty shots, how many can you take?
I can hear the bottles clink, some chick throws a bra
I am the Rock N’ Roll God, and I am here to start a war