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- >"Oh my shit, Anonymous is at the door."
- >"Well keep him out."
- "COME ON! LET ME IN!"
- >"No! This is our prison. No hyoomans allowed."
- "I swear, I got my shots. No more cooties from me."
- >"Do you think he's telling the truth?"
- >"We can't take the chance. Remember the last time he got in? He wouldn't stop tickling ponies' butts."
- >"HE CAN'T HAVE MY BOOTY!"
- >"Calm down Tom! You'll be fine."
- "I said, I like stallions.. and I want them. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours."
- >"I KNEW HE WAS STILL EVIL! KEEP HIM OUT AT ALL COSTS!"
- "I wish I had some Doritos."
- >"For the last time, Anon. We don't have any Doritos. We don't even know what those are! Now, can't you just be happy being a free stallion? Just leave us inmates alone."
- "Swiggity Swooty, I want Peridot's booty!"
- >"Peridot? There's no inmate named--"
- "SHUT UP, YA CLODS!"
- >"Clods? What are you even on about?!"
- "In recent news, a bunch of pissy little ponies are delaying the inevitable. We have sent our news anchor Debrah to investigate the scene. Do you see anything?"
- "HE'S RAPING ME!"
- "Sounds like true storm. Glad I'm not there. Ahahaha! So, are you able to get an interview with Anonymous, himself, or the ponies cowering inside their makeshift cage of a home?"
- "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! HELP ME! IT HURTS! PLEASE STOP!"
- "Hilarious! You sure know how to lay it on thick. With a performance like that, I am surprised you didn't make it into the lead role of our community theater's play. Oh well, maybe next time."
- "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
- >"W-What is he doing out there? Why does he keep talking to himself?!"
- >"He's t-trying to psyche us out. It's okay though. We're safe in here.."
- >"Do you think the elements of harmony are going to make it in time?"
- >"I'm so scared.."
- >"Why can't he just leave us alone?"
- >..
- >..
- >"Wait.. It's gone silent."
- >"Do you think he left?"
- >"It's probably a trick. Don't open the door!"
- >"I'm not going to open the door. Just going to give a little peek."
- >..
- >"I-I don't see him anymore."
- >"He's gone?!"
- >"OH THANK GOD!"
- >"Lock the door anyways! We don't want to take the chance that he may get in."
- "Yeah. That'd be really bad."
- >".."
- "Just imagine what he'd do to everyone inside of here if he just found a way inside."
- >"Y-Y-Y-Y-You! H-HOW DID Y--"
- "Like if he found an airduct leading outside and climbed through it to break into the prison. That would be disastrous."
- >"!!!"
- "What? Is there something on my currently exposed crotch?"
- >"RUN! RUN! RUN!"
- "Oh cool! And now we're doing this!"
- >"OH MY! NO! LET ME GO! NOOOOOOO!!!"
- "I've been dreaming of a white CHRISTMAS~! Just like the ones I used to know~!"
- >...
- >"Rainbow Dash, wait! We can't enter haphazardly. Who knows where Anonymous currently is."
- >"Ah, chill out Twilight! Some hairless ape doesn't scare me. If he shows his face, I'll show him how a real mare fights."
- >"I-I really don't wanna go in.."
- >"Ah shoot, Fluttershy. If y'all really want, ya can stick behind me on this adventure."
- >"It'll be fun! I'm sure that all the prisoners are just setting up a surprise party to welcome us!"
- >"This dreary and gloomy color scheme really does clash with my outfit. If there is a party being thrown for our arrival, then I do hope it to be one that incorporates spring colors in the decorations' designs."
- >..
- >"OUCH! Why is it so stupidly dark in here? This is totally not awesome!"
- >"It's alright darlings, I've brought my luminescent hat today. Gaze in its splendor!"
- >"T-That's a bit too bright.. Sorry.."
- >"Uhh.. What's all this here white gooey stuff on these walls and floors? I don't reckon I recall them havin' this here when we visited last time."
- >"I can't say for sure, but it seems to be some sort of biological matter. Let me check one of my books to see if I can identify it."
- >"Eeyuck! This globby gushy goo is gross! Too much salt, not enough sugar!"
- >"And it really smells! Like.. worse than the swamp I wrestled that monster in last week."
- >"OH NO NO! IT GOT ON MY HOOF! HOW ABSOLUTELY REPULSIVE!"
- >"Calm yourself, prissy pony. A lil' bit of goo never hurt nopony."
- >"G-Girls.. You might want to get away from that stuff."
- >"Mmmmm~. Once you get used to it, the flavor is actually pretty scrumplicious! Better than scrumptious and delicious combined! Yummy~!"
- >"P-PINKIE! STOP EATING THAT RIGHT NOW!"
- >"Hmm? Whash wromg? Wamt me to shave shum for yoo?"
- >"SPIT THAT OUT! THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS! IT'S--"
- >...
- "Isn't this such a beautiful night? Whoa~! We're underneath the thousand shining stars. Isn't it nice to find yourself somewhere different? Whoa~! Why don't you let yourself just be wherever you are? Look at this place, look at your faces~. I've never seen you look like this before. Isn't it nice to find yourself somewhere different? Whoa~! Why don't you let yourself just be wherever you are?"
- - END OF SHORT -
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