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  1. fartsniffer started the chat
  2. fartsniffer: tongue
  3. xxkittyofhopexx joined the chat 13 seconds ago
  4. fartsniffer: Hi big grin
  5. xxkittyofhopexx: Hello
  6. fartsniffer: Want to restart
  7. xxkittyofhopexx: Sure
  8. fartsniffer: Ok
  9. fartsniffer: Hold on, what did you want me to call you?
  10. xxkittyofhopexx: Goddess
  11. fartsniffer: Ok
  12. fartsniffer: *Knock knock* Hello? Is anyone there?
  13. fartsniffer: We'll make it where I'm your slave, but I hate being it
  14. xxkittyofhopexx: *opens door* Hello there
  15. fartsniffer: So... did you need me for anything today? *sigh*
  16. xxkittyofhopexx: Come in if u may
  17. xxkittyofhopexx: Well I have great Revenge for you smile
  18. fartsniffer: Oh... great
  19. fartsniffer: *I enter* Should I lie down on this bed?
  20. xxkittyofhopexx: Yes
  21. fartsniffer: *I lie down, face up* What do you want
  22. xxkittyofhopexx: Well *Crosses arms* I have a gift for you "My Slave."
  23. fartsniffer: *gulp* W-what is it... surprised
  24. xxkittyofhopexx: Just close ur eyes, and i will tell you when to open them.
  25. fartsniffer: Okay... *I close my eyes*
  26. xxkittyofhopexx: you there
  27. fartsniffer: yes
  28. xxkittyofhopexx: *Sits on face softly without him feeling*
  29. fartsniffer: (Wait so like hover over my face?)
  30. fartsniffer: (also are you wearing anything?)
  31. xxkittyofhopexx: Ya
  32. fartsniffer: What are you wearing?
  33. xxkittyofhopexx: Shorts shirt (summer wear :3)
  34. fartsniffer: (big grin)
  35. fartsniffer: (Also so you are hovering over my face?)
  36. xxkittyofhopexx: Yes
  37. xxkittyofhopexx: Now open ur eyes *Farts*
  38. fartsniffer: *I open*
  39. fartsniffer: (Was it a silent fart? or what?)
  40. xxkittyofhopexx: loud
  41. fartsniffer: (smelly? tongue)
  42. xxkittyofhopexx: Yes
  43. fartsniffer: *I open my eyes, and immediatly see your ass*
  44. fartsniffer: Wha- *I take a breathe*
  45. xxkittyofhopexx: *Farts*
  46. fartsniffer: *cough cough* G-goddess why...
  47. fartsniffer: *My eyes start tearing up as I am forced to sniff you*
  48. xxkittyofhopexx: gtg
  49. fartsniffer: ):
  50. fartsniffer: another time?
  51. xxkittyofhopexx: i come back
  52. xxkittyofhopexx: i promise
  53. fartsniffer: When?
  54. fartsniffer: How long?
  55. fartsniffer: And will you come back to this room, cause Ill be waiting
  56. fartsniffer: if you come back, im not gonna be on for like 12 hours or so
  57. xxkittyofhopexx joined the chat 13 seconds ago
  58. fartsniffer: Hello
  59. fartsniffer: ARe you back
  60. fartsniffer: Hellooo it says you are there :/
  61. xxkittyofhopexx: ya
  62. fartsniffer: okay lets continue
  63. fartsniffer: can you see the chat history?
  64. xxkittyofhopexx: sure
  65. fartsniffer: good
  66. xxkittyofhopexx: Now did you like that?
  67. fartsniffer: "N-no... I need air"
  68. xxkittyofhopexx: Okay then
  69. xxkittyofhopexx: *gets closer, Farts*
  70. fartsniffer: *I open my mouth, expecting air; instead, I eat your fart*
  71. fartsniffer: *Mphh!!*
  72. fartsniffer: *Swallows the fart*
  73. fartsniffer: *cough cough* Ughh.. it tasted like eggs
  74. xxkittyofhopexx: i know right!
  75. fartsniffer: W-what did you eat? crying
  76. xxkittyofhopexx: Beans :3
  77. xxkittyofhopexx: Now here is the horrible part!
  78. fartsniffer: What... that WASN'T horrible?
  79. xxkittyofhopexx: *put butt fully in mouth* smile Hehe
  80. xxkittyofhopexx: *farts*
  81. fartsniffer: *My mouth fits around your butthole, and I await my demise*
  82. fartsniffer: *swallow* Mphh! *I struggle to escape*
  83. xxkittyofhopexx: *Farts again*
  84. fartsniffer: *my eyes widen and I swallow again*
  85. fartsniffer: *I can't talk because my mouth is stuck in place*
  86. xxkittyofhopexx: (Ok)
  87. xxkittyofhopexx: *Farts you get knocked out*
  88. fartsniffer: *I am knocked out*
  89. fartsniffer: (how long?)
  90. xxkittyofhopexx: *ties him onto a chair*
  91. xxkittyofhopexx: anytime)
  92. fartsniffer: (do i wake up yet)
  93. xxkittyofhopexx: yes
  94. fartsniffer: (ok, also you can torture me anyway that involves butt/farting. like you can use a fart helmet to suffocate me if you want)
  95. fartsniffer: *I wake up* Wh-where am I??
  96. xxkittyofhopexx: *u have butthelmet on you* o , o
  97. fartsniffer: (lol basically its a helmet i wear with a tube, that you use)
  98. fartsniffer: *I look around* Whats this contraption on me!?
  99. xxkittyofhopexx: A butthelmet :3
  100. xxkittyofhopexx: (Pants off) *Farts into tube*
  101. fartsniffer: *I silently wait, then realize what this is*
  102. fartsniffer: OH GOD NO!
  103. fartsniffer: *I try to move my arms but they are tied*
  104. fartsniffer: crying
  105. xxkittyofhopexx: *Farts*
  106. fartsniffer: *I cough* Well... if I can't prevent it I guess I might have to enjoy it...
  107. xxkittyofhopexx: *farts more*
  108. fartsniffer: (Lol theres also something called a fart chair, where its a chair with a hole in bottom for my head)
  109. xxkittyofhopexx: (True i can get to that later)
  110. fartsniffer: (Ok big grin)
  111. fartsniffer: *As the gas keeps coming, I try to make the best of it)
  112. fartsniffer: "T-thank you Goddess.."
  113. xxkittyofhopexx: *Farts long time* (2 Seconds)
  114. xxkittyofhopexx: You're welcome Slave
  115. fartsniffer: "T-thanks" *steaming tears roll down my cheeks*
  116. xxkittyofhopexx: *takes helmet off but keeps tied to chair*
  117. fartsniffer: W-what are you doing?
  118. xxkittyofhopexx: you will see
  119. fartsniffer: (also you can try positions where I am face down, in your butt)
  120. fartsniffer: Okay...
  121. xxkittyofhopexx: :takes undies off* :3
  122. xxkittyofhopexx: *farts in his face*
  123. fartsniffer: "I try to look away but it's too close"
  124. xxkittyofhopexx: *Gets butt very close to nose, Farts*
  125. fartsniffer: "S-should I lick?"
  126. xxkittyofhopexx: Do it
  127. fartsniffer: "O-okay... what part.."
  128. xxkittyofhopexx: Anywhere smile
  129. fartsniffer: *I start licking the anus, as you are about to fart again*
  130. xxkittyofhopexx: *farts*
  131. fartsniffer: *I quickly put my mouth around it and suck it in*
  132. fartsniffer: "From now on, you will never have to smell your farts big grin"
  133. xxkittyofhopexx: smile
  134. xxkittyofhopexx: *Farts*
  135. fartsniffer: *sucks it up*
  136. fartsniffer: *I start kissing it*
  137. xxkittyofhopexx: *Holds face towrds butt*
  138. xxkittyofhopexx: *farts*
  139. fartsniffer: "mm Goddess... smile
  140. xxkittyofhopexx: smile
  141. fartsniffer: *I suck in the next one*
  142. fartsniffer: *cough cough*... I might need... a-air (you can fart more though)
  143. xxkittyofhopexx: *Farts really hard (Knock out, or Stay alive) O , O
  144. fartsniffer: (you choose tongue)
  145. xxkittyofhopexx: knock out big grin
  146. fartsniffer: *ugh xx*
  147. xxkittyofhopexx: *ties him to chair faceing butt*
  148. fartsniffer: (wait so.. the same thing?)
  149. xxkittyofhopexx: yup
  150. fartsniffer: (btw I found more positions we can do tongue)
  151. fartsniffer: *I wake up again*
  152. fartsniffer: Wait... this is familiar...
  153. xxkittyofhopexx: ya it is lol
  154. fartsniffer: oh no... what now ):
  155. xxkittyofhopexx: *Farts*
  156. fartsniffer: Of course tongue *I move my mouse over your anus*
  157. xxkittyofhopexx: *farts*
  158. fartsniffer: *I eat it*
  159. fartsniffer: "I live off your farts"
  160. fartsniffer: "M-more?"
  161. xxkittyofhopexx: *farts*
  162. fartsniffer: (can you like describe the farts? it adds to the roleplay. you dont have to if you dont want, though)
  163. xxkittyofhopexx: ok
  164. xxkittyofhopexx: *Farts* (WET)
  165. fartsniffer: (thanks)
  166. fartsniffer: (I mean you can go like *I push out a juicy, wet fart into your mouth* or somethin like that)
  167. fartsniffer: *I lick it up, but remain unsatisfied*
  168. xxkittyofhopexx: ok
  169. fartsniffer: "M-more!"
  170. xxkittyofhopexx: Okay!
  171. fartsniffer: *I open my mouth and get ready*
  172. xxkittyofhopexx: *Lets out a Silent fart, But Really stinky*
  173. fartsniffer: "Goddess, I said mo-- *cough cough*
  174. fartsniffer: )):
  175. fartsniffer: crying
  176. fartsniffer: M-*cough*m-more *cough cough*..
  177. xxkittyofhopexx: smile
  178. fartsniffer: *Eyes watering* I-I only d-do it b-b-because I *cough* l-love you..
  179. xxkittyofhopexx: Aww
  180. xxkittyofhopexx: blushing​ *Farts*
  181. fartsniffer: smile
  182. fartsniffer: *I start sucking the fart out, and try to get in deeper*
  183. xxkittyofhopexx: *Farts*
  184. fartsniffer: (detail tongue)
  185. fartsniffer: "Goddess... can I ask you something?"
  186. xxkittyofhopexx: ?
  187. xxkittyofhopexx: Anything
  188. fartsniffer: "Why did you do this to me?"
  189. fartsniffer: *cough cough*
  190. xxkittyofhopexx: Because I gave you Revenge
  191. fartsniffer: F-for what?
  192. xxkittyofhopexx: (made this up) For dropping 2 water balloons on me frown
  193. fartsniffer: Or do you just enjoy this?
  194. xxkittyofhopexx: Remember?
  195. fartsniffer: It was a joke... ):
  196. fartsniffer: But it's okay smile
  197. fartsniffer: I like my new job
  198. xxkittyofhopexx: do you wan more?
  199. fartsniffer: I didn't used to
  200. fartsniffer: But now I do tongue
  201. xxkittyofhopexx: Okay!
  202. xxkittyofhopexx: :ties his arms legs together so you wont move*
  203. fartsniffer: (they already were tied tongue)
  204. xxkittyofhopexx: idc :3
  205. xxkittyofhopexx: (legs infront Hands holding together in back)
  206. fartsniffer: (??)
  207. fartsniffer: (what?)
  208. xxkittyofhopexx: thats u
  209. fartsniffer: (ohh)
  210. fartsniffer: (are we gonna do a new position? )
  211. xxkittyofhopexx: Yes
  212. fartsniffer: big grin
  213. xxkittyofhopexx: Now
  214. fartsniffer: I can send you a list I found
  215. xxkittyofhopexx: ok
  216. fartsniffer: it does kinda have "adult" content...
  217. fartsniffer: www.sexinfo101.com/cunni​linguspositions.shtml
  218. xxkittyofhopexx: not found
  219. fartsniffer: whole url...
  220. fartsniffer: so include the .shtml
  221. fartsniffer: you can make up your own too though
  222. xxkittyofhopexx: i might will make up my own
  223. fartsniffer: ok but those spots are still nice tongue
  224. fartsniffer: btw out of curiousity where do you live? im in california
  225. xxkittyofhopexx: St louis tongue
  226. fartsniffer: how old are you too? obviously you dont have to say
  227. fartsniffer: just curious
  228. xxkittyofhopexx: sorry but no buisnees (Sorry cant spell :T)
  229. fartsniffer: you dont have to say
  230. fartsniffer: Its fine
  231. fartsniffer: Want to continue big grin
  232. xxkittyofhopexx: ok
  233. fartsniffer: what positon
  234. fartsniffer: or actually you decide everything
  235. xxkittyofhopexx: "Now stay still while I go get some beans :3"
  236. fartsniffer: "Yuss goddess :3
  237. xxkittyofhopexx: *Eats them in kitched*
  238. xxkittyofhopexx: Kitchen*
  239. fartsniffer: *I hear* Goddess, you can eat them over here...
  240. xxkittyofhopexx: *comes back*
  241. xxkittyofhopexx: Oh good i though u were going to slepp o , o
  242. xxkittyofhopexx: Thought*
  243. fartsniffer: Nawww
  244. xxkittyofhopexx: Now
  245. fartsniffer: The only thing that puts me to sleep is your gas
  246. xxkittyofhopexx: oh Right
  247. fartsniffer: :3
  248. xxkittyofhopexx: XD
  249. xxkittyofhopexx: so
  250. xxkittyofhopexx: lets get started
  251. xxkittyofhopexx: *gets butt on face*
  252. fartsniffer: (position?)
  253. fartsniffer: (and am i in chair still?)
  254. xxkittyofhopexx: (Sitting)
  255. xxkittyofhopexx: Yes
  256. xxkittyofhopexx: *Farts*
  257. fartsniffer: (wait so... is the chair on its back?)
  258. xxkittyofhopexx: (Yes)
  259. xxkittyofhopexx: You like that?
  260. fartsniffer: (which direction are you facing? also you keep forgetting to describe farts)
  261. xxkittyofhopexx: oh right
  262. fartsniffer: (what direction? my feet or opposite my feet?)
  263. xxkittyofhopexx: Knees
  264. fartsniffer: (Ok :3)
  265. fartsniffer: Yes Goddess... if you want me to
  266. xxkittyofhopexx: *lets out a big loud fart*
  267. fartsniffer: *I open mouth and eat it completely*
  268. xxkittyofhopexx: (PRRRRRRRRT)
  269. fartsniffer: Those beans are good
  270. xxkittyofhopexx: ikr
  271. fartsniffer: Goddess, instead of letting me eat, just fart food to me big grin
  272. xxkittyofhopexx: ok
  273. xxkittyofhopexx: i mean what do you mean
  274. fartsniffer: Your gas tastes like the food you eat
  275. xxkittyofhopexx: oh
  276. fartsniffer: So just eat breakfast lunch dinner, fart breakfast lunch dinner
  277. xxkittyofhopexx: what is ur favorite food
  278. fartsniffer: ... your gas?
  279. xxkittyofhopexx: oh ._.
  280. xxkittyofhopexx: Gas coming right up i guess
  281. fartsniffer: ;D
  282. xxkittyofhopexx: *lets out a juice wet Fart, Gas*
  283. fartsniffer: *eats* Tastes like... more beans... is that all you eat?
  284. xxkittyofhopexx: you like ur food
  285. xxkittyofhopexx: no
  286. xxkittyofhopexx: i eat pizza cotton candy and more!
  287. fartsniffer: Well its all im tastin
  288. fartsniffer: Hold on... fart again
  289. xxkittyofhopexx: ok
  290. xxkittyofhopexx: *Farts the same one*
  291. fartsniffer: *sniffs* Hmm.. pizza big grin
  292. fartsniffer: pizza is great
  293. xxkittyofhopexx: *farts big and loud*
  294. fartsniffer: and thats cotton candy big grin
  295. xxkittyofhopexx: big grin
  296. fartsniffer: Man.. this is like a game now
  297. fartsniffer: One day, you just eat a bunch of food but dont tell me
  298. fartsniffer: And Ill have to guess
  299. fartsniffer: Or I get punished
  300. xxkittyofhopexx: ok
  301. fartsniffer: Not now, cause that wouldnt work tongue
  302. fartsniffer: Hey, I g2g right now
  303. xxkittyofhopexx: ok
  304. fartsniffer: Im gonna stay in the room though, so it doesnt delete
  305. fartsniffer: When will you be on tommorow
  306. fartsniffer: Or whenever
  307. fartsniffer: ?
  308. fartsniffer: When will you be on
  309. fartsniffer: like just give me some times and timezone
  310. xxkittyofhopexx: Ya
  311. xxkittyofhopexx: i will be on tomorrow i guess
  312. fartsniffer: When though?
  313. xxkittyofhopexx: hmm
  314. xxkittyofhopexx: probably around 12 am
  315. fartsniffer: Also you're in st louis right?
  316. fartsniffer: So what timezone is thta
  317. xxkittyofhopexx: 1:06
  318. xxkittyofhopexx: like right now
  319. fartsniffer: ??
  320. fartsniffer: oh wait so right now its 1:06 am?
  321. fartsniffer: its 11:06 pm here
  322. xxkittyofhopexx: wow
  323. fartsniffer: yeah
  324. fartsniffer: so 8 am for me
  325. fartsniffer: ill be on probably a bit later than that
  326. xxkittyofhopexx: ok
  327. fartsniffer: big grin
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