In the basement of our homes, we boast
On the platform of PC
Fidelity means the most
On the platform of PC
Plebs are gaming somewhere
Console flaming somewhere
Frames are being slow
Games are run on low
Devs are eating crow
Somewhere out there, not here
Here: we take screens
Yes... the taking of the screens

We analyze the screens
And bitch about the view
That's shown upon the screens
Come on anon, fuck you
He posts more screens
With camera grit (2 syllable for camera)
More countless screens
That look like shit
His rig is trash but he won't admit

And he just says we're wrong
And we all call him out
And plebs are gaming somewhere
NOT HERE!

(NOT MAKO)
The generations have come, and passed
On the platform of PC
(ALL)
The advantages are made to last
On the platform of PC
Framerate failing somewhere
Forums wailing somewhere
Lots of bloom and brown
Gamers start to frown
Footage taken down
Somewhere out there, not here
Here we buy parts
(MAKO)
Yes... the buying of the parts

The neckbeard needs the parts
Board /g/ extols the parts
The jew markets the parts
Web merchant sells the parts
The neckbeard buys the part
And adds it to his cart
He needs pop tarts to get the parts
For he counts on the tart
To ship what's in the cart:
The parts!   - or - For Free!

Install the parts and then
Its obsolete again

(ALL)
And plebs are gaming somewhere
Not Here!

The advantages go on and on
On the platform of PC
The generations have come; they've gone
On the platform of PC
Parts are made to be replaced
Upgrading; that's master race
GPUs are but pieces of a system
Out there they chose
Who knows?
Here we take screens
Pick the parts
Buy liquid coolant
Change the case
Mock other builds
Pick the parts
Apply some thermal paste and pray it works
Take some screens
Upgrade the memory (2 syllable) - or - Machine Keyboard
SSD
Swap out the mouse
Pick the parts
Go on apply some thermal paste and pray
It works

The pixels of the screen
The picking of the parts
The fan inside the case
The billows of exhaust
PC

The pixels of the screen/The fan inside the case
The picking of the parts/The overclocking speed
What color LEDs?/ PC.... The power it consumes
PC/ Oh shit it burnt my fucking hand
The pixels of the screen/Core temp of 85
The picking of the parts/It really burnt my fucking hand
The swapping of the RAM/ PC
				       /What color LEDs?
The pixels of the.../ The fan inside the case
PC/PC

PC