ninja's dream

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[18:18] ninja: hi limi
[18:18] Limi: my niggas have gathered
[18:18] Limi: hi shnen and ninja
[18:19] ninja: man i just woke up again
[18:19] ninja: i had the most awesome dream eevr
[18:19] shnen: nigga unite
[18:19] shnen: *niggas
[18:19] Limi: lol, colour me intrigued
[18:20] Limi: ninja, tell us before i lose interest
[18:21] shnen: ninja
[18:21] shnen: i summon you now
[18:21] shnen: joao augusto de souza
[18:21] shnen: come
[18:22] ninja: oh my dreaM?
[18:22] ninja: ok but its really long
[18:23] shnen: do tell
[18:23] ninja: so me and family were traveling to a city called paranagua
[18:23] ninja: but then we learned that there was a child kidnapper there on the loose
[18:23] ninja: but we go there anyway
[18:24] ninja: then we learned that the son of one of my dad's friends already got kidnapped
[18:24] ninja: but we enjoy our vacation anyway
[18:24] ninja: then me and my family decide that we got tired of paranagua
[18:24] ninja: and decide we want to go to another city
[18:24] Limi: is that a play on
[18:24] Limi: paranoid?
[18:24] ninja: called belo horizonte
[18:24] ninja: what?
[18:24] Limi: oh belo horizonte indeed exists
[18:25] Limi: carry on.
[18:25] ninja: so we discover there are no flights there
[18:25] ninja: and then we deicde to fucking hijack a plane just to go to BH
[18:25] shnen: dun dun dun
[18:25] ninja: that was badass as hell
[18:25] ninja: then we enjoy the vacation  a bit more, but then i get separated from my family
[18:26] ninja: a guy offers me a ride to the airport, to help me find my family
[18:26] ninja: i accept it and sit on the passenger seat of the car, while there's a baby, that looks to be 1 or 2, in the backseat
[18:27] ninja: in the middle of ride, i somehow using my nigga powers i discover the guy is the kidnapper
[18:27] ninja: and the baby was kidnapped
[18:27] ninja: and then i look behind and see the baby was sending text messages with his cell phone
[18:27] ninja: that was badass as hell
[18:27] ninja: too
[18:27] ninja: cause the baby was like 1
[18:28] Limi: lol
[18:28] ninja: then i start to  talk to the driver to distract him
[18:28] ninja: we arrive at a market
[18:28] ninja: and he leaves us in a place to go buy some things
[18:29] ninja: when he arrives back, he sees the baby texting, realizes whats happening
[18:29] ninja: and goes batshit crazy on me
[18:29] ninja: like he starts punching like hell
[18:29] ninja: punching me*
[18:29] Limi: lol
[18:29] ninja: then the baby starts to cry to draw the other people atention
[18:29] Limi: you could have run away
[18:29] Limi: silly dream alter-egos
[18:30] ninja: bu it isnt needed, bc i'm a yellow belt in taekwondo
[18:30] shnen: roflmao
[18:30] shnen: that line
[18:30] shnen: made the whole story great
[18:30] ninja: and i then i turn the tables and imoobilize the guy
[18:30] shnen: for some reason
[18:30] shnen: and imoobilize
[18:30] ninja: i'll save it
[18:30] jrrrr: rofl
[18:30] ninja: but its still not over
[18:30] jrrrr: this is an intense dream
[18:31] Limi: lol which line shnen?
[18:31] shnen: [18:30] ninja: bu it isnt needed, bc i'm a yellow belt in taekwondo
[18:31] ninja: thats true
[18:31] ninja: in real life that is
[18:31] Limi: i mean i don't have any belts
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[18:31] ninja: so the guy gets arrested
[18:31] Limi: but yellow sounds cute
[18:31] ninja: and me and the baby are like national heroes
[18:32] ninja: and then i was still in the market
[18:32] ninja: and found some of my friends
[18:32] ninja: and told them all the story
[18:32] Limi: see, tennis
[18:32] ninja: but aparently they had a school project
[18:32] Limi: we got some badass guys here
[18:32] tennisace: ??
[18:32] ninja: and didnt care for my story
[18:32] tennisace:
[18:32] ninja: then i woke up
[18:32] ninja: o hai tennis
[18:33] ninja: actually theres also some unimportant parts i cut from the story
[18:33] ninja: like what i said to the kidnapper to distract him
[18:33] ninja: i remember all the dream
[18:33] ninja: vividly
[18:34] ninja: so guys did you like it
[18:34] Limi: yes
[18:34] Limi: i only have weird-ass dreams