Bargaining for Bacon

>Another morning in MGC.
>Cooking up breakfast as usual.
>On the menu today: Bacon!
>Got the kitchen window open to let the smoke out.
>Your head is in the clouds as you watch the goings on outside, harpies fly past on their way to wherever...
"HEY MISTER!"
>You jump from the sudden noise, almost dropping the pan.
>You attempt to locate the source of the intrusion, looking all around to no avail.
"WHATCHYA' DOIN'?"
>You look down to see two huge yellow eyes peering up at you from the windowsill.
>She can barely see over the ledge, her legs stretching as far as possible, and her paws just barley holding her high enough to see.
>It's the neighbors' Daughteru, a guy and his Cheshire Cat Waifu moved in a while back, and now this fluffy hooligan keeps appearing everywhere.
>It doesn't help that she can seemingly phase in and out of reality at will.
>The other day she appeared in the bathroom with you, which was not a fun thing to explain to her parents when you took her back, luckily they were quite understanding but you'd still prefer not to look like the village pedophile...
"OH WOW THAT LOOKS GOOD CAN I HAVE SOME?"
>She's appeared in the kitchen next to you, beaming a huge smile at you and tugging at your shirt.
"Don't your own parents feed you?
>She looks away for a second.
"Of course they do, but they don't let me have bacon very often"
>She pulls a hurt expression which is so obviously fake yet you can't help but be entranced by it.
>Dammit she's not even matured yet and she's already making men her bitch.
"I'm sorry kid, I really shouldn't, you-
>You are interrupted by her quickly snapping her vision back to you, a huge shit eating grin plastered across her face.
"I'll get you some panties from that Lamia girl across the street."


>Looks like it's just toast for today's breakfast.