FCAR Amethyst Cove

(20:32:55) Lolzrfunni: why
(20:32:58) Lolzrfunni: it's almost as if
(20:33:01) Lolzrfunni: someone was about to come into chat
(20:33:07) Lolzrfunni: and present some sort of racing program
(20:33:16) Lolzrfunni: but what sort of race?
(20:33:17) Lolzrfunni: :g:
(20:33:32) ChatBot: (Commentator) logs into the Chat.
(20:33:39) (Commentator): dun dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
(20:33:48) (Commentator): YOU TWATS FORCED ME INTO IT, SO HERE IT IS¬!
(20:33:49) sahdee: :hyper:
(20:33:52) (Commentator): FCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
(20:33:54) (SpamWork4587): :carlton:
(20:33:57) Lolzrfunni: oh my!
(20:34:03) Lolzrfunni: What a shocker!
(20:34:06) Lolzrfunni: Golly!
(20:34:06) sahdee: :confetti:
(20:34:19) (SpamWork4587): YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
(20:34:36) (Commentator): Today we'll be continuing the Cross-Chroma extravaganza where we left off - into Amethyst Cove!
(20:34:45) ben456111: I don't even have a FCAR hue
(20:35:02) ben456111: WOOOOO AMETHYST COVE
(20:35:02) (SpamWork4587): huehuehuehue
(20:35:17) (Commentator): And due to a lot of PBI-based bribery, We have agreed to allow /u/Naughtypenguin's car, The Prime Directive, to enter the race!
(20:35:24) ben456111: YAY NAUGHTY
(20:35:27) (SpamWork4587): Huzzah!
(20:35:28) sahdee: YAY!
(20:35:31) (Commentator): despite it being tyhe middle of an event or something
(20:35:35) ben456111 chants NAUGHTY NAUGHTY NAUGHTY
(20:35:38) (Commentator): I don't give a shit, do you?
(20:35:47) ben456111: Let me check
(20:35:49) ben456111: hmmm
(20:35:53) ben456111: NO SHITS GIVEN :D
(20:36:02) (Commentator): yaaaay
(20:36:23) (Commentator): So, let's refresh ourselves on the starting order for this race!
(20:36:39) sahdee: Good idea
(20:36:43) (SpamWork4587): Hope sahdee gets the pole!
(20:36:46) sahdee: Since it's been A MONTH since the last one
(20:36:52) (Commentator): Following an impressive performance in Turqoise Moors, Redis is on pole position!
(20:37:08) (Commentator): The Horsey will start on the first row with him, in second.
(20:37:18) (Commentator): Following him in 3rd and 4th is Remmy and Cdos!
(20:38:19) (Polygon): OH FUCK YEAH
(20:38:28) ChatBot: (Polygon) is now known as (PolyMcFly).
(20:38:37) (Commentator): Then, it's the Yeti-Mobile and Elimi in the GMP-mobile on the 3rd row!
(20:38:54) (Commentator): Followed by Nurse Rock's redheart, and Infimoosey's Arrow of Freedom!
(20:39:22) (Commentator): After him, it's CTRO and Skele - will these two midfield cars be able to push forwards?
(20:39:58) (Commentator): Allstarr's Heresy-fueled Muffin Mobile Blee's icky Upvote Express and follow behind them.
(20:40:09) (Commentator): Then it's Sahdee, Luuk, and Lolzi
(20:40:22) (Commentator): Will Lolz be able to bribe his way to victory?
(20:40:27) Lolzrfunni: HEY
(20:40:32) Lolzrfunni: IT WAS ONLY ONE BRIBE
(20:40:37) Lolzrfunni: I CAN DO THAT, I'M THE CEO
(20:40:39) (SpamWork4587): And it wasn't to me
(20:40:46) (SpamWork4587): HOW DARE YOU
(20:40:53) (PolyMcFly): Why are you holding that box of teabags then Lolz?
(20:40:55) (SpamWork4587) glares at Lolz
(20:41:07) (Commentator): or will Sahdee blast the competition away with her silly laser or whatever?
(20:41:11) ben456111: They are for me
(20:41:13) ben456111: hue
(20:41:20) (PolyMcFly): Wait where am I?
(20:41:34) ben456111: free teabags Ben:1 Lolz: 0
(20:41:37) (PunkRammy): the future
(20:41:54) (Commentator): Following that lot is Agent Steelhooves, Aussie, Toworn, rebound, Fro, the Rallycross Fighter, Team Tele, Poly Mcfly. TJ, and Geeker
(20:42:00) (PolyMcFly): Wait did I go to the future? Doc Periwinkle did.
(20:42:07) (PolyMcFly): Oh there I am.
(20:42:18) (Commentator): Naughty starts from the pitlanes due to the fact that he was not properly entered
(20:42:54) ben456111: I love the pitlanes
(20:43:35) (Commentator): This race is sponsored by Lime Sirop - Add some green-flavoured tang to your cocktails with this delicious... whatever the fuck sirop is. An additive? A cordial? No-one knows!
(20:43:46) (Commentator): erhem
(20:44:08) (Commentator): Sorry, I'm suffering from misplaced consonants syndrome. I blame it on the pleb coffee sahdee forced me to drink
(20:44:10) (Commentator): yuch
(20:44:33) Lolzrfunni: GET ON WITH IT ALREADY
(20:44:35) (PolyMcFly): Yum
(20:44:46) Lolzrfunni drinks Lime Sirop
(20:44:52) Lolzrfunni: :y: I approve
(20:44:55) sahdee drinks coffee
(20:45:43) (Commentator): Well, the drivers are on the grid. The spectators are spectating. Sahdee is being a pleb. We're all set
(20:45:48) (PunkRammy): i made gluten free dairy free peanut butter cookies who wants some
(20:45:59) (Commentator) grabs a cookie
(20:46:01) (Commentator): mmph
(20:46:22) (Commentator): erhem
(20:46:27) (PolyMcFly) runs from board, takes cookie, runs back
(20:46:30) (Commentator): Go, go gooo!
(20:46:33) ben456111: Do they have chocolate chip?
(20:46:35) sahdee takes a cookie
(20:46:39) (Commentator): And we're off!
(20:47:04) (Commentator): A last minute stop at Punky's cookie stand for some drivers as we head into the first corner
(20:47:15) (Commentator): Redis overturns! He's losing position!
(20:47:26) (PolyMcFly): Mmph Phis is really gooph... but iph's harph to eat while boarphing!
(20:47:46) (Commentator): Poly's hitched onto the Rallycross Fighter! Considering the guy who drive it is hardly even active, is that a wise move?
(20:48:03) (Commentator): Lolz is dropping back as Sahdee and Luuk both surge forwards through the pack!
(20:48:09) sahdee: :hyper:
(20:48:13) (Commentator): Toworn's also making a charge!
(20:48:24) (Commentator): Naughty's car has been released from the pitlanes! And what's this?
(20:48:45) (PolyMcFly) waves at Naughty
(20:49:02) ben456111: Waldo?
(20:49:03) (Commentator): Oh no! He's destroyed the EFFCAR's HQ!
(20:49:12) ben456111: OH NO
(20:49:17) (PolyMcFly): :cry:
(20:49:20) (Commentator): He's completely wreckeed the mini race track!
(20:49:28) (Commentator): And Mesh will be hospitalised for sure!
(20:49:30) (PolyMcFly): :biblethump:
(20:49:32) (Commentator): Oh no!
(20:49:43) Lolzrfunni hands bribe bag to naughty mid-race
(20:49:54) Lolzrfunni: heh heh heh
(20:50:14) (PolyMcFly): Bribeteabags FIFY
(20:50:22) (Commentator): CTR and Moosey are dropping back, but Sahdee and Luuk are making a truly amazing charge!
(20:50:28) (Commentator): They're threatening Blee and Ozz!
(20:50:44) (Commentator): the battle for 11th place is heating up!
(20:50:56) (Commentator): But Ozzy is taking it like a champ! sahdee can't get through!
(20:51:14) (Commentator): She's resorted to the old tactic of throwing Lolz' tea pots!
(20:51:21) Lolzrfunni: :cry:
(20:51:33) (Commentator): And Ozzy is throwing drop bears at her!
(20:51:39) sahdee: They have tea in them too!
(20:51:46) (Commentator): But Luuki is sneaking past them both!
(20:51:50) (PolyMcFly): Teabears
(20:51:55) (Commentator): He's past sahdee and Oz!
(20:52:11) (Commentator): And he's rammed straight into Blee's car!
(20:52:16) (Commentator): O.o
(20:52:18) (Commentator): o.O
(20:52:21) (Commentator): RIP Blee
(20:52:45) (PolyMcFly): Rest in pepperoni
(20:52:47) (Commentator): Say what you want about Luuk, his car has a really good set of spikes on the wheels
(20:52:56) (Commentator): Blee's car is out of the race for good!
(20:53:21) (Commentator): But Ozzy is getting past Luuk's car! And Luuki can't stop him!
(20:54:03) (Commentator): What's this? Skele has joined the fray!
(20:54:09) (Commentator): He's throwing bones at Sahdee!
(20:54:25) (Commentator): and blasting Spooky Scary Skeletons through his speakers!
(20:54:26) ben456111: SPOOKY SCARY SKELE TONS
(20:54:45) (PolyMcFly): Send shiver down your spine!
(20:55:09) (Commentator): Cdos dropping position up front! But why? His car's perfectly on the pace!
(20:55:17) ChatBot: myductape logs into the Chat.
(20:55:19) (Commentator): I suspect he's planning some sort of cheeky ruse!
(20:55:22) myductape: hru all
(20:55:25) (SpamWork4587): Hru Tape
(20:55:30) Lolzrfunni: RACE DAY RACE DAY
(20:55:52) (Commentator): Luuk is throwing Gripen NG models at Skele and Sahdee
(20:56:19) (Commentator): Ozzy is trying to take advantage! He's sneaking past again!
(20:56:25) (Commentator): But what's this?
(20:56:41) (Commentator): CDOS HAS CHEEKILY RAMMED HIM
(20:56:49) (Commentator): Oh, the humanity!
(20:56:52) (Commentator): O.o
(20:57:06) (PolyMcFly): :omg:
(20:57:23) (Commentator): He's killed EFFCAR's main sponsor, RipOff Ricin Inc's CEO!
(20:57:32) ben456111: HEY
(20:57:33) Lolzrfunni: Heh heh heh heh
(20:57:56) Lolzrfunni throws complementary Lolzibrand Ricin Snacks (TM) out of his car
(20:58:06) (PolyMcFly): Now we need a new plan to kill ben!
(20:58:46) (Commentator): Meanwhile, Toworn has slotted neatly into place behind Skele. Look's like he's trying to conserv e his tyres and play it coooooooooool
(20:59:12) (Commentator): Redis has dropped back horribly since his spin-off at the start of the race, but he's recorvered to 25th
(20:59:16) (Commentator): and what's this?
(20:59:33) (Commentator): Remmy's stopped his car!
(21:00:16) (PolyMcFly) gasps
(21:00:18) (Commentator): He's... He's trying to buy the latest copy of Fantastic Crash Sisters: Punch Up Free For all!
(21:00:52) (Commentator): Fantastic Crash Sisters: Punch Up Free For all is available for the Puu E at all major videogame retailers
(21:01:04) (Commentator): be sure to buy your copy today!
(21:01:29) (Commentator): And what's this? The Rallycross Bloke's taken the lead! With Poly hitched to the back of the car!
(21:02:04) (Commentator): He's being closely followed by Tele and Nurse Rock as we enter the final stage of the Amethyst Cove leg of the Cross-Chroma Extravaganza!
(21:02:20) (PolyMcFly): Awww yeah!
(21:02:25) (SpamWork4587): WOOOO
(21:02:31) (Commentator): They're three-wide into the final straight! It's a drag race to the finish!
(21:02:35) sahdee: :hyper:
(21:02:39) (SpamWork4587): :hyper:
(21:02:50) (Commentator): Nurse Rock's throwing needles! Tele is throwing portals! Poly is flipping them both the bird!
(21:02:55) (PolyMcFly): This is heavy Rock!
(21:02:57) (Commentator): BUT WHO WILL TRIUMPH
(21:03:04) (Commentator): ...
(21:03:08) (Commentator): ...
(21:03:11) (SpamWork4587): TELE! TELE! TELE!
(21:03:13) sahdee: Come on Tele!
(21:03:17) (PolyMcFly) holds on to car while giving double middle fingers
(21:03:17) (Commentator): IT'S POLY AND THE RALLYCROSS BLOKE!
(21:03:22) (Commentator): TELE COMES IN SECOND!
(21:03:26) (Commentator): FOLLOWED BY NURSE ROCK!
(21:03:28) sahdee: :clap:
(21:03:32) (Commentator): WHAT A FINSIH!
(21:03:58) (Commentator): Allstarr, Luuk, Sahdee and TJ come in next!
(21:04:23) (Commentator): Then it's Elim and Cdos, who've both been playing it cooool this race
(21:04:36) (Commentator): Skele, Tow, the Yeti Mobile and Naughty come in next
(21:04:47) (SpamWork4587): :carlton:
(21:04:51) (Commentator): Followed by Rebound, Redis, Fro and Geeker in the tea trolley
(21:05:04) (SpamWork4587): WOOOO GEEKERS!!!!
(21:05:10) sahdee: ^
(21:05:20) sahdee: I wonder if she has any coffee
(21:05:22) (Commentator): Agent Steelhooves, Lolzi, CTR and the Horsey will all be disappointed by this low-end finish
(21:05:44) (Commentator): then it's Remmy, newly-acquired videogame in hand
(21:05:55) (Commentator): and... where's Moosey?
(21:06:06) (Commentator): There he is!
(21:06:24) (Commentator) watches as Moosey's car comes in, loaded with paint suplies
(21:06:29) Lolzrfunni: o.O
(21:06:44) (Commentator): Well, that was exciting, wasn't it?
(21:07:06) (Commentator): ahem
(21:07:10) (Commentator): wasn't it?
(21:07:25) Lolzrfunni hands (Commentator) a sandwich
(21:07:28) sahdee: It was decent
(21:07:36) sahdee: Good work!
(21:07:37) Lolzrfunni shoves him out of the room
(21:07:47) (Commentator): bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu