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  1. [15:15] Salmander Lee James sits in the cafeteria, eating ramen
  2. [15:15] Wombat Ryan walks into the caf, and gets a slice of pizza before sitting down.
  3. [15:16] Sequence Eva sits at one of the tables, food and a book in front of her.
  4. [15:16] Wombat "How's it going?"
  5. [15:16] -->| Dexanote (~chatzilla@synIRC-45EC61BA.home.cgocable.net) has joined #farrecon
  6. [15:16] Salmander Lee watches it begin to snow outside the cafeteria windows
  7. [15:17] Salmander Large flakes that stick to the windows
  8. [15:17] -->| Daedalize (~Daedalize@synIRC-15CDF17A.pn.at.cox.net) has joined #farrecon
  9. [15:17] =-= Mode #farrecon +ao Daedalize Daedalize by ChanServ
  10. [15:17] Wombat Ryan is apparently ignored by Lee.
  11. [15:18] |<-- Dexanote has left irc.synirc.net (Max SendQ exceeded)
  12. [15:18] Sequence Eva sips her tea, and turns a page.
  13. [15:18] -->| Dexanote (~chatzilla@synIRC-45EC61BA.home.cgocable.net) has joined #farrecon
  14. [15:19] Wombat He sighs, and takes a bite of his pizza.
  15. [15:23] -->| Dawny (~chatzilla@synIRC-FEBD1BBC.rstr.qwest.net) has joined #farrecon
  16. [15:23] =-= Dexanote is now known as GreenIsNotACreativeColour
  17. [15:24] =-= GreenIsNotACreativeColour is now known as Dexanote
  18. [15:24] Salmander Le finishes his ramen. He is quite transfixed on the cafeteria window.
  19. [15:24] Wombat "Mmm." Ryan finishes his pizza, trashes the plate, and gets a soda.
  20. [15:25] Dawny Tiana pours a cup of coffee and takes a sip, then frowns. [This is what they call coffee?]
  21. [15:25] Sequence Eva is more interested in her book than her sandwich, and more interested in her sandwich than what's going on around her.
  22. [15:27] Wombat He sips his soda, and looks out the window.
  23. [15:31] Daedalize Sigrun walks into the room, nose in a book.
  24. [15:32] Salmander Lee suddenly perks up. "Shit." He runs to the doors then looks back at the assembled group. "Stay here." He closes the doors and locks them.
  25. [15:33] Dawny Tiana shrugs and goes back to her book.
  26. [15:33] =-= Dexanote is now known as Ursanote
  27. [15:33] Sequence Eva looks up, surprised by the sound of the lock.
  28. [15:34] Salmander The PA crackles on. <The cafeteria has been isolated due to the possibility of a red infestation event. Please do not enter.>
  29. [15:34] =-= NullAshton is now known as ArmorBear
  30. [15:34] Wombat "Fucking shit!"
  31. [15:34] =-= Ursanote is now known as Dexanote
  32. [15:34] =-= ArmorBear is now known as ArmoredBear
  33. [15:35] Wombat Ryan leaps to his feet, and unslings his Shrike. The soda hits the floor.
  34. [15:35] =-= Sequence is now known as Koala
  35. [15:35] =-= Koala is now known as Sequence
  36. [15:35] Salmander Roll perception everyone
  37. [15:35] Dawny "C'est quoi ce bordel?"
  38. [15:35] Dawny 6df+5
  39. [15:35] Daedalize Sigrun looks up from her book, confused.
  40. [15:35] Quidmore Dawny: 6 (6df+5=+, 0, 0, -, 0, +)
  41. [15:35] Wombat 6df+4
  42. [15:35] Quidmore Wombat: 8 (6df+4=+, -, +, +, +, +)
  43. [15:35] Sequence 6df+4
  44. [15:35] Quidmore Sequence: 2 (6df+4=-, -, -, +, +, -)
  45. [15:36] Daedalize 6df+6
  46. [15:36] Quidmore Daedalize: 6 (6df+6=+, -, 0, -, 0, +)
  47. [15:37] Salmander Ryan, Sigrun, and Tiana all catch a flash of red outside the window Lee was looking out
  48. [15:37] =-= ArmoredBear is now known as NullAshton
  49. [15:37] Wombat "It's outside. Are those windows bulletproof?"
  50. [15:37] Daedalize "[Shit.]"
  51. [15:37] Wombat Ryan grins for a second. THAT word he knows.
  52. [15:37] Sequence Eva looks around. "What?"
  53. [15:38] Daedalize Sigrun drops the book on a table and releases her pistol from its holster.
  54. [15:38] Wombat "There's something outside. Bright red, like the pool. Not sure what it is yet."
  55. [15:38] Salmander More red appears
  56. [15:38] Daedalize "Ze radio reported an infestation event. Zis could be bad."
  57. [15:39] Sequence "Oh, fuck." Eva looks around her, trying to find a weapon.
  58. [15:39] Dawny Tiana looks for one as well.
  59. [15:39] Sequence 6df+4
  60. [15:39] Quidmore Sequence: 3 (6df+4=-, 0, -, +, -, +)
  61. [15:39] Dawny 6df+5 What can I swing?
  62. [15:39] Quidmore Dawny: What can I swing?: 5 (6df+5=+, +, -, -, 0, 0)
  63. [15:40] Salmander Wait a second
  64. [15:40] Salmander The red is
  65. [15:40] Salmander ...snow
  66. [15:40] Wombat "Fuck. Now it's snowing red."
  67. [15:40] Dawny "What does that mean?"
  68. [15:40] Wombat "Not sure. But probably nothing good." Ryan's gun is aimed firmly toward the windows.
  69. [15:40] Sequence "Oh, fuck me /sideways/, the pool can freeze over now?"
  70. [15:41] Salmander The snow hits the window
  71. [15:41] Daedalize "Either it iz some strange organism, or something non-biological."
  72. [15:41] Wombat Ryan tips over one of the smaller tables to use as cover in case something comes in.
  73. [15:41] Salmander And sticks
  74. [15:42] Salmander Where it contacts, the window begins freezing over. Cracks and a sheet of translucent red frost appear.
  75. [15:42] Wombat "Not good. Make some cover, team. It looks like it's trying to get in."
  76. [15:42] Sequence Eva looks around for a weapon again.
  77. [15:42] Sequence 6df+4
  78. [15:42] Quidmore Sequence: 4 (6df+4=0, +, -, 0, -, +)
  79. [15:42] Daedalize "It iz coming through!"
  80. [15:42] Wombat "Waaaait. We need to heat this thing up." Is the kitchen door unlocked?
  81. [15:42] Salmander No
  82. [15:42] Dawny "Heating the frozen glass to quickly will cause it to shatter"
  83. [15:43] Daedalize What all is in the cafeteria proper? Any coffee machines, etc?
  84. [15:43] Wombat "If I know this place, that should be bulletproof Lexan."
  85. [15:43] Salmander There is a coffee machine
  86. [15:43] Wombat "Perfect."
  87. [15:43] Wombat Ryan walks over to the coffee machine.
  88. [15:43] Wombat "We need hot coffee. A lot of it." Is there a full pot?
  89. [15:43] Salmander Yep
  90. [15:43] Dawny "It's already cracking, adding the coffee will cause it to shatter"
  91. [15:44] Daedalize "It iz not the window we are concerned by, it iz the red snow."
  92. [15:44] Wombat "Well, we can at least heat things up when it comes in. Someone check those steam tables."
  93. [15:44] Dawny "But, having a shattered window will let it in"
  94. [15:44] Sequence "It'll get in anyway!"
  95. [15:44] Salmander The ice expands. A loud cracking noise can be heard.
  96. [15:45] Daedalize "It seems rather intent on coming through vether we like it or not."
  97. [15:45] Wombat "Fuckin'A." Ryan slings the scalding hot coffee at the window.
  98. [15:45] Salmander The coffee is slung at the window
  99. [15:45] Wombat He then takes cover behind one of the steam tables, ready to tip it over if necessary.
  100. [15:45] Salmander It seeps into the forming cracks
  101. [15:45] Dawny Tiana goes to the steam tables and turns them on full blast, then opening and turning on the ovens.
  102. [15:46] Salmander And then freezes and expands
  103. [15:46] Salmander The window bursts open
  104. [15:46] |<-- E4D has left irc.synirc.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  105. [15:46] Salmander The ice seeps in through the window, almost like vines along the wall
  106. [15:47] Sequence Eva throws her steaming tea at it.
  107. [15:47] Sequence 6df+4
  108. [15:47] Quidmore Sequence: 3 (6df+4=0, -, -, +, +, -)
  109. [15:47] -->| E4D (Mibbit@3F612293.56FAD8B5.BDB95875.IP) has joined #farrecon
  110. [15:47] Salmander The tea hits the ice and it hisses. The ice retracts a little.
  111. [15:47] Daedalize Is the ice only spreading along walls/floor, or is the snow coming in too?
  112. [15:47] Wombat 6df+8 Das Boot
  113. [15:47] Quidmore Wombat: Das Boot: 6 (6df+8=0, -, 0, 0, 0, -)
  114. [15:48] Wombat Ryan attempts to kick over the steam table, and send a wave of boiling water over the ice.
  115. [15:49] Salmander Good work numbnuts, you spilled boiling water all over the floor while the ice crawls along the walls
  116. [15:49] Sequence Eva skitters out of the way of the water
  117. [15:49] Dawny Tiana was standing RIGHT FUCKING THERE DICK
  118. [15:49] Daedalize Sigrun climbs on top of one of the non-overturned tables.
  119. [15:50] Wombat "Someone turn up the temp in here. Get the heaters on full blast."
  120. [15:50] Salmander The cracking continues. You can see something moving in the window
  121. [15:50] Sequence Eva finds the thermostat and turns it all the way up.
  122. [15:50] Daedalize "Zere is something else out there."
  123. [15:50] Wombat Ryan lifts his Shrike, and aims at the movement. "Contact, in the window!"
  124. [15:50] Dawny Tiana looks for a can of cooking spray.
  125. [15:51] Salmander No cooking spray about in the cafeteria
  126. [15:51] Daedalize Sigrun readies her pistol, as well. Safety off.
  127. [15:51] Wombat "Prepare a tactical withdrawal into the kitchen!"
  128. [15:51] Wombat "We can set up a fortified position in there!"
  129. [15:51] Salmander There are salt shakers, pepper shakers, napkins, chairs, tables, steam tables, cutlery, plates, etc.
  130. [15:51] Sequence Eva grabs a salt shaker and throws it at the ice.
  131. [15:51] Salmander The kitchen is locked
  132. [15:51] Sequence 6df+4
  133. [15:51] Quidmore Sequence: 4 (6df+4=+, -, 0, 0, -, +)
  134. [15:52] Salmander The salt hits the ice. It hisses and retreats slightly.
  135. [15:52] Wombat Ryan sees that, also grabs one, and removes the top before throwing it. 6df+4
  136. [15:52] Wombat 6df+4
  137. [15:52] Quidmore Wombat: 3 (6df+4=-, 0, -, +, 0, 0)
  138. [15:52] Salmander Meanwhile at the window, a large mass of ice begins to appear
  139. [15:53] Sequence Eva grabs a plate an throws it at the window.
  140. [15:53] Sequence 6df+4
  141. [15:53] Quidmore Sequence: -1 (6df+4=-, -, -, 0, -, -)
  142. [15:53] -->| Dae (~Daedalize@synIRC-15CDF17A.pn.at.cox.net) has joined #farrecon
  143. [15:53] Wombat Ryan invokes Peace through Superior Firepower.
  144. [15:53] |<-- E4D has left irc.synirc.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  145. [15:53] |<-- Daedalize has left irc.synirc.net (NickServ (GHOST command used by Dae))
  146. [15:53] =-= Dae is now known as Daedalize
  147. [15:53] Dawny Tiana looks through her bag and takes out a tube of Icy Hot.
  148. [15:53] Salmander The tendrils of ice that are crawling along the walls begin to form into a larger mass as well
  149. [15:53] Wombat 4df+12 LMG fire.
  150. [15:53] Quidmore Wombat: LMG fire.: 10 (4df+12=-, 0, -, 0)
  151. [15:54] Daedalize Sigrun grabs the salt shaker on her table, then climbs down and begins collecting all the other unused ones.
  152. [15:54] Salmander 4df+10
  153. [15:54] Quidmore Salmander: 10 (4df+10=-, +, -, +)
  154. [15:54] =-= Mode #farrecon +ao Daedalize Daedalize by ChanServ
  155. [15:54] Salmander The shots from the LMG glance off the icy mass
  156. [15:54] Wombat Ryan then turns around, strides over to the kitchen door, and shoots out the lock.
  157. [15:54] Wombat 6df+8
  158. [15:54] Quidmore Wombat: 6 (6df+8=-, -, 0, 0, -, +)
  159. [15:54] -->| E4D (Mibbit@3F612293.56FAD8B5.BDB95875.IP) has joined #farrecon
  160. [15:54] Daedalize "Save ze salt! Ve can use it for a temporary barrier."
  161. [15:55] Salmander Ryan is unsuccessful. It is electronically locked.
  162. [15:55] Sequence Eva helps Sigrun gather the salt shakers.
  163. [15:55] Salmander The mass of ice in the window begins to take shape
  164. [15:55] Wombat "Fuck! I need a hacker over here."
  165. [15:55] Salmander A massive elliptical shape
  166. [15:55] Dawny Tiana pops the top and squeezes the contents of the tube onto the ice form.
  167. [15:55] Sequence Eva hands Sigrun the salt shakers and rushes over to Ryan.
  168. [15:55] Salmander It crackles as it moves in through the window
  169. [15:55] Daedalize "I haff some skill vith electronics, if it is needed."
  170. [15:55] Salmander And it gains two holes on its upper half and one on its lower
  171. [15:55] Wombat "The door's locked, see if you can get it open."
  172. [15:56] Salmander A small bridge of ice extends from the center
  173. [15:56] Wombat 6df+8 More LMG fire.
  174. [15:56] Quidmore Wombat: More LMG fire.: 7 (6df+8=-, +, 0, 0, -, 0)
  175. [15:56] Sequence Eva does her damnedest to unlock the door
  176. [15:56] Sequence 6df+7
  177. [15:56] Quidmore Sequence: 8 (6df+7=+, -, +, -, +, 0)
  178. [15:56] Salmander Screech The ice face screams
  179. [15:56] Salmander The icy hot hisses on the thing, which is what made it scream
  180. [15:56] Salmander 6df+10
  181. [15:56] Quidmore Salmander: 10 (6df+10=+, +, 0, -, -, 0)
  182. [15:56] Salmander 6df+10
  183. [15:56] Quidmore Salmander: 9 (6df+10=0, -, +, -, +, -)
  184. [15:57] Salmander Ryan's fire is unsuccessful. Eva's hacking is as well.
  185. [15:57] Daedalize Sigrun unscrews one of the salt shakers and pours out a thick line of it on the ground where the ice has not yet advanced.
  186. [15:57] Wombat Ryan looks down at the barrel of his Shrike, and attempts to pry off the heat shield.
  187. [15:57] Sequence Eva curses and tries again.
  188. [15:57] Sequence 6df+7
  189. [15:57] Quidmore Sequence: 6 (6df+7=0, -, -, 0, +, 0)
  190. [15:57] Salmander The temperature is dropping more
  191. [15:57] Wombat 6df+8 RAAAAGH GET OFF MY GUN
  192. [15:57] Quidmore Wombat: RAAAAGH GET OFF MY GUN: 11 (6df+8=0, +, +, +, 0, 0)
  193. [15:58] Salmander Eva is still unsuccesful
  194. [15:58] Salmander What is Ryan rolling
  195. [15:58] Dawny Tiana looks through her bag again...saline? She rips the bag open and dumps it over the ice splinters.
  196. [15:58] Wombat He's trying to remove the baffles around the barrel of his LMG.
  197. [15:58] Salmander The saline freezes on contact
  198. [15:58] Daedalize "Eva, you require assistance?"
  199. [15:58] Sequence Eva smacks the lock, insults the doors mother, and tries again.
  200. [15:58] Salmander What baffles?
  201. [15:58] Wombat The ones to prevent idiots from touching the barrel, which gets very hot after sustained fire.
  202. [15:58] -->| SpaceMao|work (~androirc@synIRC-FEBD1BBC.rstr.qwest.net) has joined #farrecon
  203. [15:59] Salmander He takes off the baffles
  204. [15:59] Sequence Eva waves off Sigrun, and tries again, concentrating.
  205. [16:00] Dawny Tiana looks for something to hit the ice with.
  206. [16:00] Salmander *He doesn't take off the baffles because there are non
  207. [16:00] Salmander There are chairs
  208. [16:00] Sequence 6df+7+4
  209. [16:00] Quidmore Sequence: 12 (6df+7+4=+, 0, 0, -, 0, +)
  210. [16:01] Salmander Eva opens the kitchen doors. There's nobody in the kitchen but there are kitchen supplies.
  211. [16:01] Dawny 6df+3 Hitting the ice with a chair bitch
  212. [16:01] Quidmore Dawny: Hitting the ice with a chair bitch: 5 (6df+3=0, +, 0, 0, 0, +)
  213. [16:01] Daedalize Sigrun opens another salt shaker, scattering salt in advance of the ice mass to slow it down.
  214. [16:01] Wombat Ryan retreats back into the kitchen, and looks for the salt supply.
  215. [16:01] Daedalize "Into ze kitchen! Fall back!"
  216. [16:01] Sequence Eva examines the kitchen supplies, looking for a knife or a big canister of salt.
  217. [16:01] Salmander Tiana knocks away the ice closest to her, but it keeps on expanding around her
  218. [16:01] ToxaShops Ryan cannot remove the part he wishes to remove.
  219. [16:01] Salmander The face turns to look at her with a sickening crack
  220. [16:01] ToxaShops The ARES Shrike 5.56 requires disassembly to do so.
  221. [16:02] Wombat 6df+6 Find the Salt.
  222. [16:02] Quidmore Wombat: Find the Salt.: 3 (6df+6=-, 0, -, -, 0, 0)
  223. [16:02] Salmander Ryan finds no salt
  224. [16:02] Sequence 6df+4 Find the Chopper
  225. [16:02] Quidmore Sequence: Find the Chopper: 3 (6df+4=0, -, 0, -, +, 0)
  226. [16:02] Salmander Chopper?
  227. [16:02] Dawny Tiana foes into the kitchen and looks for cooking spray.
  228. [16:03] Sequence Knife. Where are the goddamn knives.
  229. [16:03] Salmander Tiana finds cooking spray
  230. [16:03] Daedalize Sigrun flips on all of the stoves, to heat the place up.
  231. [16:03] Wombat 6df+6 Find the hot water hose into the dishwasher.
  232. [16:03] Quidmore Wombat: Find the hot water hose into the dishwasher.: 9 (6df+6=+, +, +, +, 0, -)
  233. [16:03] Salmander There are knives everywhere, of all shapes and sizes
  234. [16:03] Daedalize She then opens the ovens and turns those on, too.
  235. [16:03] Salmander Ryan finds the hot water hose
  236. [16:03] Sequence Eva grabs the spray attachment on the sink, and turns on the hot water.
  237. [16:03] Wombat About how long is it?
  238. [16:03] Salmander Not very
  239. [16:03] Salmander Maybe 5 feet
  240. [16:03] Dawny ?T?iana pops the cap off and goes back to the ice. Lighter plus cooking spray makes mini flame thrower.
  241. [16:03] Wombat How far away is the door?
  242. [16:04] Dawny Tiana*
  243. [16:04] =-= ToxaShops is now known as Toc
  244. [16:04] Daedalize "Ve should set up around ze door! A perimeter!"
  245. [16:04] Salmander Go for it Tiana
  246. [16:04] Salmander Brr it's cold
  247. [16:04] Salmander Very cold
  248. [16:04] Wombat Sal: Does the Hose reach the door?
  249. [16:04] Daedalize Did the stoves come on?
  250. [16:04] Salmander The ice turns to look at Tiana
  251. [16:04] =-= Toc is now known as Tox
  252. [16:04] Salmander The stoves did indeed some on. The hose is much too short.
  253. [16:05] Salmander The face made of red ice
  254. [16:05] Sequence Eva aims the sprayer attachment at the ice, turns the water on full blast, and fires.
  255. [16:05] Dawny Tiana lights her lighter, shaking slightly, and sprays the cooking spray into the flame, aiming at the ice.
  256. [16:05] Wombat 4df+8 Sever the hose, and send a wave of water out the door.
  257. [16:05] Quidmore Wombat: Sever the hose, and send a wave of water out the door.: 10 (4df+8=+, 0, +, 0)
  258. [16:06] Salmander Ryan spills mildly hot water on the floor
  259. [16:06] Salmander Tiana and burns away at the face. It begins melting, albeit very slowly
  260. [16:06] Sequence 6df+0
  261. [16:06] Quidmore Sequence: 0 (6df+0=0, +, -, -, +, 0)
  262. [16:06] Salmander Eva's sprays hits some of the ice moving towards the kitchen, holding it back
  263. [16:07] Sequence Eva tries aiming again.
  264. [16:07] Sequence 6df
  265. [16:07] Quidmore Sequence: 0 (6df=+, -, -, 0, 0, +)
  266. [16:07] Salmander Everyone roll athletics
  267. [16:07] Wombat Ryan gets on his radio. <<We need backup here. There is an incursion of some red ice thing. We need flamethrowers if possible.>>
  268. [16:07] Wombat 6df+6
  269. [16:07] Quidmore Wombat: 6 (6df+6=0, +, -, 0, +, -)
  270. [16:07] Sequence 6df+2
  271. [16:07] Quidmore Sequence: 3 (6df+2=+, -, +, +, 0, -)
  272. [16:07] Dawny 6df+4
  273. [16:07] Quidmore Dawny: 4 (6df+4=-, +, 0, 0, -, +)
  274. [16:08] Daedalize 6df+3
  275. [16:08] Quidmore Daedalize: 2 (6df+3=-, +, 0, -, 0, 0)
  276. [16:08] Salmander The water touches the ice and begins freezing over. Tiana, Eva, and Sigrun all slip and fall. Tiana loses grip on her spray. Sigrun lands on her back, -1 body.
  277. [16:09] Daedalize "[Damnable ice!]"
  278. [16:09] Wombat 6df+6 Gotta find the salt.
  279. [16:09] Quidmore Wombat: Gotta find the salt.: 3 (6df+6=0, -, +, -, -, -)
  280. [16:09] Dawny Tiana reaches for the spray again.
  281. [16:09] Sequence Eva catches herself on the ground. She turns and aims at the ice again.
  282. [16:09] Sequence 6df
  283. [16:09] Quidmore Sequence: 1 (6df=0, +, -, +, +, -)
  284. [16:09] Salmander Ryan finds the kosher salt
  285. [16:09] Daedalize Sigrun scrambles up and looks for oil. Cooking oil.
  286. [16:09] |<-- Strife has left irc.synirc.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  287. [16:10] Daedalize "Oil! Vere is ze oil?"
  288. [16:10] -->| Strifey (Mibbit@98DE1050.1FD73962.7767C72D.IP) has joined #farrecon
  289. [16:10] Sequence Eva looks around frantically for the oil.
  290. [16:10] Wombat "Hot damn!"
  291. [16:10] Salmander Eva's sprays hits the face, keeping it at its current size
  292. [16:10] Sequence 6df+4 oiloiloil
  293. [16:10] Quidmore Sequence: oiloiloil: 5 (6df+4=+, +, -, 0, +, -)
  294. [16:10] Salmander Roll athletics again Tiana
  295. [16:10] Daedalize 6df+6 Looking for oil.
  296. [16:10] Wombat Eric rips the top off the salt container, and hurls it before going to look for oil.
  297. [16:10] Quidmore Daedalize: Looking for oil.: 5 (6df+6=0, 0, 0, -, +, -)
  298. [16:10] Salmander Cooking oil is near the stove
  299. [16:10] Wombat 6df+4 Salt Grenade
  300. [16:10] Quidmore Wombat: Salt Grenade: 6 (6df+4=0, +, +, +, 0, -)
  301. [16:10] Dawny 6df+4 come here can
  302. [16:10] Quidmore Dawny: come here can: 7 (6df+4=+, +, +, -, 0, +)
  303. [16:10] Salmander The salt melts the ize on the ground, so that it is no longer slippery
  304. [16:10] Salmander Tiana finds the can
  305. [16:11] Wombat 5df+4 Lighter
  306. [16:11] Quidmore Wombat: Lighter: 5 (5df+4=+, 0, 0, 0, 0)
  307. [16:11] Daedalize Sigrun grabs it, pops the top, and splashes it on the face.
  308. [16:11] Salmander The face is splashed
  309. [16:11] Wombat Or matches.
  310. [16:11] Sequence Eva aims her spray so it does not wash away the oil
  311. [16:11] Dawny Tiana starts to spray flames over the ice again.
  312. [16:11] Sequence 6df
  313. [16:11] Quidmore Sequence: -4 (6df=-, -, -, -, 0, 0)
  314. [16:11] Salmander matches near the stove as well. Thanks Gaston.
  315. [16:11] Salmander Eva fails
  316. [16:11] Salmander FLOOM
  317. [16:11] =-= Sequence is now known as Seq_away
  318. [16:11] Salmander Roll pdef everyone
  319. [16:11] Wombat Ryan gets a match, lights it, drops it in the box, and hucks the whole thing at the monster for good measure.
  320. [16:12] Daedalize 6df+6 We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn.
  321. [16:12] Quidmore Daedalize: We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn.: 5 (6df+6=-, -, 0, -, +, +)
  322. [16:12] Wombat 6df+4 Throw
  323. [16:12] Quidmore Wombat: Throw: 3 (6df+4=0, 0, +, -, -, 0)
  324. [16:12] Wombat 6df+5 Pdef
  325. [16:12] Quidmore Wombat: Pdef: 7 (6df+5=0, +, +, +, -, 0)
  326. [16:12] Salmander Ryan's match is just burned up in the ensuing fireball
  327. [16:13] Seq_away Eva drops the sprayer, and drops to the floor, trying to avoid being burned to a crisp.
  328. [16:14] Salmander Dawny roll em. Eva too
  329. [16:14] Seq_away 6df+2
  330. [16:14] Quidmore Seq_away: 1 (6df+2=0, 0, 0, -, 0, 0)
  331. [16:14] Dawny 4df+4 god damn it guys
  332. [16:14] Quidmore Dawny: god damn it guys: 2 (4df+4=-, 0, -, 0)
  333. [16:14] Dawny 6df+4 rather
  334. [16:14] Quidmore Dawny: rather: 4 (6df+4=-, -, +, +, -, +)
  335. [16:14] Wombat Ryan switches the sink sprayer to cold, and hopefully aims it at his team-mates.
  336. [16:15] Wombat 6df+8
  337. [16:15] Quidmore Wombat: 7 (6df+8=-, -, -, 0, +, +)
  338. [16:15] Salmander Eva gains some 1st degree burns on her legs. -1 body. Due to her close proximity, Tiana gets splashed with some hot water. -2 body.
  339. [16:16] Salmander Screech The face screeches and retreats
  340. [16:16] Salmander The ice moves out of the room, melting into red water
  341. [16:16] Wombat Ryan directs the spray to wash the flaming oil slick outside.
  342. [16:16] Seq_away Eva screams like a little girl.
  343. [16:16] Salmander And suddenly everything is quiet, except for the occasional gust of wind from the window. It gets much warmer.
  344. [16:17] Seq_away Eva whimpers, clutching her legs.
  345. [16:17] Wombat Ryan slams the fire alarm, which should activate the suppression systems.
  346. [16:18] Daedalize <<If anyvun is listening, ze ice monster is melted.>>
  347. [16:18] Dawny Tiana stands, shaking slightly, and grabs flower. She proceded to toss it over all the water.
  348. [16:18] Wombat 6df+6 Pick up Eva, get her to the kitchen, pour cold water on burns.
  349. [16:18] Quidmore Wombat: Pick up Eva, get her to the kitchen, pour cold water on burns.: 6 (6df+6=0, +, -, 0, 0, 0)
  350. [16:19] Seq_away Eva stops whining, and stands up under her own power, wincing slightly.
  351. [16:19] Wombat Ryan instead escorts Eva.
  352. [16:19] =-= Seq_away is now known as PhoneSeq
  353. [16:19] Salmander The doors to the cafeteria slowly open. A bunch of men in overalls rush in and begin replacing the window
  354. [16:20] Salmander Oh, and some water falls in from the sprinklers on the roof
  355. [16:20] Salmander Roll pdef eva
  356. [16:20] Daedalize "Ve haff injured personnel! In here!"
  357. [16:20] Dawny Tiana continues to dump flower everywhere.
  358. [16:20] PhoneSeq 6df+5
  359. [16:20] Quidmore PhoneSeq: 3 (6df+5=-, -, +, 0, -, 0)
  360. [16:21] Salmander A medical team rushes in and begins examining the team.
  361. [16:21] Wombat Ryan informs the medics that he is uninjured, and that he should help Eva and Tiana.
  362. [16:21] Salmander Eva is hit with a feeling of immense pain as the cold water hits her hot skin. Her skin truns much more red.
  363. [16:21] Salmander Roll pdef Ryan
  364. [16:22] PhoneSeq Eva screams again.
  365. [16:22] Wombat 6df+5
  366. [16:22] Quidmore Wombat: 4 (6df+5=-, 0, -, 0, +, 0)
  367. [16:22] Salmander Ryan is knocked to the side as a paramedic tackles him. Somebody removes Eva from the water spray and caries her off.
  368. [16:23] Wombat didn't think Ryan made it into the kitchen.
  369. [16:23] Salmander Another one walks up to Tiana. "We need to take you in ma'am, your face is very burned."
  370. [16:25] Wombat Ryan sighs wistfully, pulls down a notepad, then begins scribbling down notes for his AAR.
  371. [16:26] Salmander The paramedic leads Tiana off to medical
  372. [16:27] Dawny Tiana follows.
  373.  
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