the SWAP THIGNY

feel free 2 link this pastebin to those who are interested! top priority is the kids but trolls are nice to have too

U WILL NEED: skype or some other chat service w group chats, n thats about it

all characters act mostly like their nonkidswapped selves, just with an added (last name/blood colour) twist (ie interests + small amount of their personality + god tier implications)

typing quirks/styles are up to you

alpha session: the kids have the original nonkidswapped beta kids problem in that their session doesnt have enough time. roxy remedies this upon figuring out her roguey powers, but since the session is still fucked up thanks to... figure that out, she also buys everyone some time to get to a safe place while dirk scratches the session, then joins jake, recently potential-unlocked, who then takes dirk + some other people towards the beta session. roxy and jane take the meteor, and journey to the same place. ectobiology deets are: jane + roxy = john and rose, dirk + jake = dave and jade. jane deals with ectobiology

jane lalonde, maid of light, swapped with rose, taken: leader of alpha session, enjoys fortune telling w tarot cards, usually finds herself depending on luck and nothing else? theres a better way to word what ive got in my head but its just not workin lol, <3 roxy + <> dirk... because gay... associated with/interested in fortune telling, cats, the outer gods, and baking
roxy strider, rogue of time, swapped with dave, taken: very patient with jake, <3 jane + <> jake. associated with/interested in music (in general), birds, shitty anime, and weird fanfic
dirk egbert, prince of breath, swapped with john, free: kind of a dick, loves rickrolling people, prank prince extraordinaire, kind of suffocating (badum tss) in his relationships at times, <> jane, possibly <3 jake? if he can get his shit together at least, or if the muns ship it idgaf. associated with/interested in pranks, rabbits, shitty movies, and rapping
jake harley, page of space, swapped with jade, free: untapped potential to the max, tries his very hardest to be a good gardener but he cant quite figure it out, im bad at characterizing jake so ill leave this up to the mun llloooolllll, <> roxy, possibly <3 dirk see above. associated with/interested in gardening, dogs, science, and terrible movies

beta session: trickster mode + crockertier is a thing

john lalonde, heir of void, swapped with roxy, taken: leader of the beta session, too tired to figure this out rn, romances a troll probably. associated w bluuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
rose strider, seer of heart, swapped with dirk, taken: very good at seeing through facades, making her a nightmare for knight players, and thats all i got
dave crocker, knight of life, swapped with jane, taken: not sure what his false front would be, prank king
jade english, witch of hope, swapped with jake, free: kind of dangerous as she can manipulate what you believe. she never uses this for evil, but if corrupted, shed be hell to deal with, unless youve got a real strong sense of belief yourself

sprites: accompany the kids

lil sebastiansprite, owned by jane: meteor, part tarot card, part cat
roxysprite, owned by roxy: with jake + dirk, part crow, part roxy. she and alpha roxy actually get along pretty well
davesprite, owned by dirk: i havent figured out a good guardian name for dave yet since bro wont fit here, so davesprite as a name will change. with jake + dirk, part bunny, part guardian!dave, prank master
jakesprite, owned by jake: merged with jake, part dog, part dreamself jake
work out beta kid sprites later, rose has her own robo ai for sure

pets: they are pets

lil sebastian, owned by jane: beloved pet munchkin cat, died when jane was younger from old age
cadbury, owned by dirk: pet bunny. still alive when he made his sprite, just kind of hopped into the kernel when dirk wasnt looking
gdog, "owned" by jake: gdog is kind of jakes pet. its actually more like gdog is jakes dad
jaspers, owned by john: beloved pet godcat
maplehoof, owned by rose: a beaueiutiful poney
add more later maybe

alpha trolls: imagine beta troll stuff except with more alpha troll stuff. rearrange list in hemo order later. currently listed are the ones who are taken/have confirmed blood colours

damara megido, witch of space, jadeblood, free: definitely alive, and on the meteor with jane and roxy
mituna captor, heir of blood, mutantblood, free: he screm at own ass...w
meulin leijon, mage of light, ceruleanblood, taken: screaming into the void
horuss zahhak, page of breath, bronzeblood, taken: precious child. also, if you hate puns, youre fucked
meenah peixes, thief of rage, indig:o)blood, free: sinful

beta trolls: all are dead and the ones listed are the ones w confirmed blood colours and/or are taken

aradia megido, maid of space, jadeblood, free: rainbow drinker, probably cries every day about how cute and happy damara is
sollux captor, mage of blood, mutantblood, taken: super self hating. aradia is his mom
nepeta leijon, rogue of light, ceruleanblood, free: precious
equius zahhak, heir of breath, bronzeblood, free: MY BABY MY LOVE M
feferi peixes, witch of rage, indig:o)blood, taken: clownfish