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- Rules of the 4chan Psyche Ward:
- 1) Persons who die on premises will return to life after one (1) hour of time has passed.
- a) Unless killed by a Class A patient.
- >Incident #402
- >Time: Mid-Morning
- >Patients Involved: #75314 (Chronicler), #99735 (The Duke), #80085 (Betty)
- >Area: Chronicler's Room
- >Patients Chronicler and Betty were conversing about recent events, when there was a loud banging on the door. Patient Duke’s voice can be heard on the other side.
- >Duke: HEY CHRONIGGER!!
- >Chronicler immediately runs for his door, pulling a long brown rope from thin air. A commotion can be heard at the door, and Chronicler returns with Duke at the end of the rope, Duke trying to escape.
- >Chron: Well…that was simple enough.
- >Betty: B-baka… Why do you insist on playing this gaijin’s game?
- >Chronicler lifts Betty’s head to look her in the eyes.
- >C:It’s the principle of the matter, and eventually I will find a way to end him for good.
- >D: Fat chance butter ball!
- >Duke runs for the door, only to get snapped back by the rope. He stands and starts to lick his canine teeth with a smile, eyeing up the window that sits across from the door.
- >Patient Chronicler has special privileges that allow his window to be kept un-barred (This has been reconsidered.)
- >D: Hey Chronny-baby. A smart bloke like you knows other languages, right?
- >Betty seems furious at Duke’s nickname for Patient Chronicler.
- >C: Of course I know other languages you simpleton.
- >D: What’s the French term for “let’s go”?
- >C: Why it’s…
- >Patient Duke runs as fast as he can for the closed window as Chronicler talks.
- >C:…”Allons-y~”.
- >As Chronicler utters the final syllable, Duke’s body smashes through the glass window and falls the four stories to the ground, dragging Chronicler and his rope with him.
- >Outcome: Duke has been put under room arrest for two (2) days, stating that anymore and he’d just leave. Chronicler is no longer allowed other patients in his room, much to Patient Betty’s complaints.
- >Incident #413
- >Time: 9:47pm
- >Location: Southern Living Quarters
- >Patients Involved: #42735 (Wuten), #42739 (Pale Narrator)
- >Patient Pale is sitting in his room, readying himself for sleep. A two rooms down, Patient Wuten can be seen rifling through pages of sorts, a smile never leaving his face.
- >Pale lies down in his bed, ready for sleep, when he is startled by a voice coming from the air ducts.
- >Wuten: You're standing in Sugarcube Corner's foyer, sweeping the floor and cleaning up after a long day of work.
- >Pale shoots out of bed, and runs for the air duct, a distressed look on his face.
- >W: Princess Celestia has sent a number of her royal guards to the bakery to request a feast of baked confections be made for a banquet she was holding for some Griffon ambassadors.
- >Pale: Wuten! What are you doing?!
- >W: I noodle be awake, Pale. I couldn’t look pasta chance to narrate something.
- >Wuten clears his throat again.
- >W: The Cakes have been out of town, in Manehatten for a convention to gather more publicity in the Equestrian Baking Circuit, so it was up to you and Pinkie to make sure that Celestia's needs were met with the utmost care and skill.
- >Pale runs for the door, frantically banging on it. Orderly Mahony walks up
- >Mahony: What is it Pale?
- >P: I need you to stop Wuten! PLEASE?!
- >M: Wuten is quietly reading in his room. There’s nuffin I can do.
- >Pale bangs his head on the door.
- >P: I need to get a glass of water then.
- >M: No can do Pale. Lights out means you must stay in your room.
- >P:Mahony, please…
- >Pales words become calmer, more soothing.
- >P: Mahony, open the door and let me out.
- >Mahony sways side to side before unlocking the door. Pale pushes the door open.
- >P:Thanks Mahony.
- >Patient Pale brought up the pencil in his hand, and stabbed Mahony in the neck. Mahony didn’t flinch or move; he just died on his feet.
- >Pale then busted into Wuten’s room and silence can be heard a few minutes later as Pale leaves.
- >P: The part where they fucked never existed…
- >Outcome: Pale was put on room arrest for 2 weeks for killing Mahony and Wuten. Wuten was punished for a week for purposely goading Pale.
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