You can't stop me

"Princess Mir" (Prince Ali)


GUARD A: Make way for Princess Mir!
GUARD B: Say hey! It's Princess Mir!

HALLEY: Hey! Clear the path of these market stalls!
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's Caerleon's star!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet her eye!

HALLEY: Make way!
Here she comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Oh! You gonna love this gal!

HALLEY: Princess Mir! Fabulous she!
Merriot Brangien! Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Present to her that sweet balm
Then come and meet her spectacular coterie!

HALLEY: Princess Mir!
Mighty is she!
Merriot Brangien
Strong as ten regular men in archery!
She's fought against menacing hordes!
And a few dumb guys with swords!
Who sends demons to their lords?
Why, Princess Mir!

HALLEY: She's got seventy-five golden Cait Siths,

WEISS: (Don't they look lovely, Finkell?)

HALLEY: Purple Tengus,
She's got fifty-three!

FINKELL: (Fabulous, Weiss, I love the feathers.)

HALLEY: When it comes to exotic-type trash mobs
Has she got a zoo?
I'm telling you, it's a world-class menagerie!

DARVANSHEL: Princess Mir! A beauty is she, Merriot Brangien!
Hair so sleek! How can I speak
Weak at the knees
Men, get on out in that square
Adjust your ties and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Princess Mir!

HALLEY: She's got ninety-five Vigor Imp Molins!

GUARDS: (She's got the Molins, let's see the Molins!)

HALLEY: And to use them, she charges no fee!

TOWNSFOLK: (She's generous, so generous)

HALLEY: She's got staves, she's got Sphere Frogs and Mimics!
(Proud to stay with her!)
They're bound to her whim, love serving her!
They're just lousy with loyalty to Merri! Princess Mir!

HALLEY: Princess Mir!
Amorous she! Merriot Brangien!
Heard your son was a sight lovely to see!
And that, good people, is why she got dolled up and dropped by!
With sixty Brangea, and Artons galore!
With Dean and Ivris,
Great mages of yore!
With "Heaven's Bow" Loch, slayer of Cardes
And Darv, the knight with no fear!
Make way for Princess Mir!