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- a broken corkscrew
- a belt sander
- Rubber Bands
- Dice
- /fit/ anon in Equestria
- Pinkie Pie's 'special' cupcakes
- >McAnon in Equestria
- >You awake and stretch out
- >Then walk over to the window and look out at the town
- >It's so peaceful
- >You begin your morning routine of 100 pushups, 100 sit ups, and a shower afterwards
- >When you finish, you head downstairs for a protein shake
- >You mix it up and drink it all just in time for the door to be knocked on
- >This happens every day
- >Fluttershy comes over wanting sex
- >But fuck that, you need these gains
- >Suddenly the door crashes down and Fluttershy comes flying in
- >You swing a punch to stop her but she flies over you and sweeps you off your feet
- I'm not going down without a figh-
- >The last thing you see before blackness is a frying pan
- >When you awake your head hurts a shit ton and you feel...lighter
- >What is this?
- >Why are you naked?
- >No...
- FLUTTERSHY!
- >You stand up and run out of the house
- >Where would she be?!
- >You decide running through town asking would be a better idea than going to her house
- >P0nies stare at your manliness as you run through the town butt ass naked
- >You stop in front of Twilight and she fixates on your dick
- >"Hey Anon..."
- Have you seen Fluttershy?
- >"She...went with Pinkie..."
- Thanks!
- >You mess up her hair and continue running
- >A huge crowd of ponies gets in your way as you walk
- >And they all stop to admire your package
- >You turn sideways so you can fit through a line of them
- >Your dick slaps each one in a line on the face
- >But you continue running
- I NEED THOSE GAINS!
- >You kick down Pinkie's door to see...nothing
- Damn it...
- >When you walk inside and look around, you notice a door
- >You open it and Pinkie's voice comes from it
- >"Yes? Who is it?"
- >A muffled scream is heard and then a loud crack noise
- >That's...FLUTTERSHY!
- I'm coming for you Fluttershy! I NEED MY GAINS!
- >You hear Pinkie growl and then the clopping of hooves
- >When you enter the basement, the bound and gagged Fluttershy looks at your dick only
- >You rip the ball gag out of her mouth
- Spread your legs.
- >She struggles to
- >"I can't let you do that Anon."
- >You turn and a dictionary hits you in the face
- >Pinkie's hoof steps go up the stairs and then it is quiet
- >You sit up and pull the book off yourself
- Damn it.
- >Fluttershy is gone, and so are your gains...
- >And those Rainbow cupcakes look good, but you're on a diet
- >...
- >What are you saying?!
- >You can do this!
- >Gathering what you can from anything nearby, you find a broken corkscrew, a hand held belt sander, 6 rubber bands, and 2 dice
- >You wrap the rubber bands around the dice and the belt sander so that when you loosen them, a die falls onto it
- >And you hold the broken corkscrew in the other hand as a shank
- Time to go to work.
- >You walk up the stairs and try the door
- >Of course it's locked
- >...
- >Wait a minute, all this training has to have paid off, right?
- >You shoulder the door
- >It flies off it's hinges the first time
- >Damn
- >No time for celebrations though
- >You run out into the street and see Pinkie with a rather large bag that has pink coming out of it
- >She sees you and takes off down into an alley
- Shit!
- >You sprint after her and turn into the alley to see her poofy tail just turn the corner
- >Okay...
- >If your COD skills are still effective here in this world...maybe
- >You point the belt sander up and aim it to a certain point in the sky, then loosen the bands as you pull the trigger
- >A die shoots out into the sky and you take off running the same way Pinkie did
- >She is looking around confused as to if you are following her still when she holds a hoof to her head
- >You use this time to run up to her and stab her with the broken corkscrew
- >She swings the bag at the last second and the broken corkscrew shank goes flying to the side to never be seen again
- >And she's on the run again
- >As you're following her over dumpsters, under bridges, and on top of buildings, she dives into a store
- >The carousel shaped one
- >You burst in after her and see her being held by magic from Rarity
- Great job Rarity! Now give me the sack!
- >She looks over at you disgusted
- >You can sense her thoughts at this time
- >Something like "Should I listen to this foreign creature...or my friend?"
- >So you do the only thing that seems necessary
- >Shoot her in the face with a die
- >But the die bounces back afterwards and hits you right in the nads, sending you writhing on the ground in pain as Pinkie escapes with Fluttershy
- >When you are able to stand once again, you know you've lost some ground
- Where could she be now...
- >Going back does seem like the best option right now
- >So you do, run back to Pinkie's place
- >As you stomp down the stairs you see Fluttershy's upper body all cut up
- Pinkie...
- >She turns to you with a bloodstained face
- >You notice a tiny bit of semen coming from Fluttershy's vagina
- I need that. I need my gains.
- >"You want this half?"
- Only for a few minutes.
- >You walk over and begin restocking those precious gains
- >Then you finish up and thank Pinkie for her time
- >And head home to do your bedtime routine of 100 push ups, 100 sit ups, and a shower
- >Then a late night protein shake before you head to bed
- >Gonna keep them gains this time
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