Alternate History: If Santa was Real

What if Santa was real?

Santa would live in Alert, Canada!

The UK captures Santa and asks him questions about his elves and workshop.

Santa's workshop then becomes a tourist attraction (in the summer of course!)

But during World War 2, Hitler ordered that Santa's workshop needs to get destroyed!

Santa and all of his elves die in the attack!

After the war, a new workshop is built!

Mussolini never gets killed because he has to become the new Santa!

Many axis soldiers become elves.

After Mussolini's death in 1969, Santa gets replaced by somebody else!