Contradictory Catastrophe!

[1/18/15, 10:13:24 PM] Trickysticks: Reimu's ability is to be grounded
[1/18/15, 10:13:33 PM] Sariel/Gungnir: sakuya's ability is to make time flow
[1/18/15, 10:13:54 PM] Sariel/Gungnir: marisa's ability is to not use magic
[1/18/15, 10:13:55 PM] Miransu: Seija's ability is to make anything wrong be what they're supposed to be
[1/18/15, 10:14:02 PM] Spectral Nexus: Yuyuko can resurrect the dead?
[1/18/15, 10:14:04 PM] Trickysticks: Marisa shoots CDs and tires
[1/18/15, 10:14:19 PM] Sariel/Gungnir: mokou's ability is to die when she is killed
[1/18/15, 10:14:36 PM] AchySolrock: Flandre is a master architect.
[1/18/15, 10:14:38 PM] Spectral Nexus: Miko becomes deaf
[1/18/15, 10:15:04 PM] Sariel/Gungnir: okuu's ability is to manipulate nuclear fi- OHSHIT
[1/18/15, 10:15:22 PM] Spectral Nexus: Parsee's ability is to be happy with her life
[1/18/15, 10:15:36 PM] AchySolrock: What would be the opposite of Nuclear fusion?
[1/18/15, 10:15:42 PM] Trickysticks: FISSION
[1/18/15, 10:15:43 PM] Trickysticks: IT'S WORSE
[1/18/15, 10:15:45 PM] Trickysticks: AAAAAAAAAA
[1/18/15, 10:15:47 PM] Trickysticks: RUNNNN
[1/18/15, 10:15:54 PM] Sariel/Gungnir: eiki's ability is to judge wrongly
[1/18/15, 10:16:21 PM] AchySolrock: Yukari's ability is still the same. :/
[1/18/15, 10:17:17 PM] AchySolrock: Satori can only have her mind read.
[1/18/15, 10:17:24 PM] Sariel/Gungnir: iku totally can't read the atmosphere
[1/18/15, 10:17:29 PM] Spectral Nexus: Kogasa gets surprised by everything
[1/18/15, 10:17:50 PM] Sariel/Gungnir: kogasa ACTUALLY SURPRISES someone
[1/18/15, 10:18:04 PM] ɹɐuɹɐuoɔɐʇoɥS: cirno makes stuff warm
[1/18/15, 10:18:06 PM] AchySolrock: Nue can only be seen as what she really looks like?
[1/18/15, 10:18:13 PM] Spectral Nexus: Rumia controls light
[1/18/15, 10:18:31 PM] Sariel/Gungnir: nue can make things revert to their original forms
[1/18/15, 10:19:00 PM] Spectral Nexus: Mystia can't sing
[1/18/15, 10:19:15 PM] ɹɐuɹɐuoɔɐʇoɥS: flandre fixes stuff
[1/18/15, 10:19:41 PM] Spectral Nexus: Reisen cures insanity :V
[1/18/15, 10:19:53 PM] Spectral Nexus: Yamame cures any illness
[1/18/15, 10:19:54 PM] ɹɐuɹɐuoɔɐʇoɥS: lily announces autumn
[1/18/15, 10:20:06 PM] Sariel/Gungnir: aki sisters suddenly too popular
[1/18/15, 10:20:09 PM] Spectral Nexus: Raiko loses her rhythm
[1/18/15, 10:20:17 PM] AchySolrock: Sekibanki's head cannot be removed.
[1/18/15, 10:20:37 PM] Sariel/Gungnir: wakasagihime drowns when she's put in water
[1/18/15, 10:20:46 PM] Sariel/Gungnir: kokoro is overemotional
[1/18/15, 10:21:05 PM] ɹɐuɹɐuoɔɐʇoɥS: nazrin loses thing
[1/18/15, 10:21:06 PM] AchySolrock: Kagerou is a always a wolf when not under a full moon
[1/18/15, 10:21:13 PM] Sariel/Gungnir: and shou actually finds them
[1/18/15, 10:21:20 PM] Trickysticks: Patchouli manipulates Water, Fire, Earth, Liquid, Sky, Moon and Sun
[1/18/15, 10:21:26 PM] Sariel/Gungnir: momiji can't see what's beyond her nose
[1/18/15, 10:21:35 PM] AchySolrock: Sanae causes disasters.
[1/18/15, 10:21:41 PM] Sariel/Gungnir: aya can't run to save her life
[1/18/15, 10:21:52 PM] ɹɐuɹɐuoɔɐʇoɥS: seiga creates walls
[1/18/15, 10:22:06 PM] AchySolrock: Yoshika cannot eat
[1/18/15, 10:22:10 PM] Spectral Nexus: Yoshika can throw up anything
[1/18/15, 10:22:11 PM] ɹɐuɹɐuoɔɐʇoɥS: akyuu forgets everything
[1/18/15, 10:22:18 PM] Trickysticks: Disaster "The Day the Sea Split"
[1/18/15, 10:22:20 PM] Trickysticks: SOLD
[1/18/15, 10:22:21 PM] Spectral Nexus: Kosuzu becomes illiterate
[1/18/15, 10:22:28 PM] ɹɐuɹɐuoɔɐʇoɥS: luna child makes everything loud
[1/18/15, 10:22:36 PM] Sariel/Gungnir: rinnosuke can't tell what is what
[1/18/15, 10:23:00 PM] AchySolrock: Hina... does something... I can never remember if her ability is bad or good.
[1/18/15, 10:23:12 PM] ɹɐuɹɐuoɔɐʇoɥS: hina gives everyone misfortune
[1/18/15, 10:23:17 PM] Spectral Nexus: Hina stands still
[1/18/15, 10:23:19 PM] Sariel/Gungnir: and absorbs fortune
[1/18/15, 10:23:26 PM] Sariel/Gungnir: HINA SPINS HORIZONTALLY
[1/18/15, 10:23:51 PM] AchySolrock: Youmu speeds up time! Yikes!
[1/18/15, 10:23:55 PM] Spectral Nexus: Reimu becomes rich
[1/18/15, 10:25:54 PM] Sariel/Gungnir: tewi always tells the truth and byakuren's magic actually makes her older and weaker
[1/18/15, 10:26:43 PM] Sariel/Gungnir: sunny's ability is to make herself visible
[1/18/15, 10:27:03 PM] Sariel/Gungnir: and star can't tell shit even if you stand beside her
[1/18/15, 10:27:08 PM] Sariel/Gungnir: everyone sees koishi
[1/18/15, 10:27:23 PM] ɹɐuɹɐuoɔɐʇoɥS: everyone forgets koishi if they look at her
[1/18/15, 10:27:23 PM] AchySolrock: Letty melts snow? I can't really think of an opposite for making it
[1/18/15, 10:29:31 PM] Harley (gtbot): does youmu slash things with hesitation?
[1/18/15, 10:32:48 PM] AchySolrock: Yukka kills plants. :/
...etc.