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[X] 1 (Teasingly) Should I start preparing for your dreadful and inevitable retribution?: (Master Basher)
[X] 5 ... Arousal. What? They're very attractive women, and he's only human. Of course he'd be aroused. (+2 points to each goddess, +50 Chaos Undivided Points): (WarriorServent, Akuma-Heika, Vampirelordx, kahna1234, Synthetictrevor)
[X] 9 A bookish woman, very much the epitome of the 'sexy librarian'. She adjusts her glasses as she regards you with some interest in her eyes. You swear her neatly-kept hair's changing colors, running the gamut from blue to a subtly lighter shade of blue.: (frostgiant, Crepscularity, dalmedya, z0cute, Drakebane, mishie, QuestionableLurker, SoleHeir, Dragolord19d)
[X] 5 A bookish woman, very much the epitome of the 'sexy librarian'. She adjusts her glasses as she regards you with some interest in her eyes. You swear her neatly-kept hair's changingcolors, running the gamut from blue to a subtly lighter shade of blue.: (GulibleLeprecon, werdzerg13, Mortis, Tealgr, reeezzzaaa)
[X] 8 A red-headed pale woman, dressed in a red jumpsuit. She scowls at you, you swear you can see flames flickering in their eyes. You know instantly that this woman's got one hell of a temper.: (theunderbolt, Marthis, Happerry, fitzgerald, skaro, mizzet, BlackWarth, Dutch)
[X] 5 A tanned woman with some very generous proportions. She regards you with a motherly air, one hand extended as if to push your head within your bosom so she can clasp you to her heart. Her hair's a verdant shade of green, interestingly enough. Her appearance is slightly bedraggled though.: (Araa, Linarka, Queen, Derek58, trend)
[X] 17 Adam Kadmon (Male MC): (frostgiant, Crepscularity, z0cute, theunderbolt, Marthis, Drakebane, Happerry, fitzgerald, rex754, mishie, QuestionableLurker, SoleHeir, Queen, Derek58, skaro, trend, mizzet)
[X] 2 Adam doing his best to talk about the insanity his life's become with Lily. (???): (Bashful_Walrus, DefComplaint)
[X] 1 Adam drowning his sorrows at his favorite bar again. (???): (Maxcat61)
[X] 10 Addison Kadmon (Female MC): (Araa, GulibleLeprecon, dalmedya, Linarka, werdzerg13, Dragolord19d, Mortis, Tealgr, reeezzzaaa, BlackWarth)
[X] 1 Build a Chainaxe with Khorne (+25 Khorne Points, unlocks Stage Two): (Da Boyz)
--[X] 1 Direct most of your questions towards Khorne. She might have tried to kill you, but she seemed honest enough. (Roll 1d8-1 for Khorne Points): (Arkatekt)
--[X] 2 Direct most of your questions towards Nurgle. Mostly because you just need to get a good handle on her personality, given that she showed up late. (Roll 1d7 for Nurgle points.): (Kuma-Kun, Grosstoad)
[X] 84 Figure out how to get Khorne's gains back (+25 Khorne Points, ???): (Biigoh, UrsaTempest, HatsuZ, CrossyCross, ReinZero, Chiperninerm, Sinsystems, Genesys, roughstar333, Alexander, Najdrox, Tolk, souvikkundu, dotted_line, Generic_Generica, 1986ctcel, Sarge234, Model DC.14F, danilo, shadowdice, taovkool, Liam-don, justaidea, Archon of Ghosts, Silvrose, Kingly97852, Argentum, Mithril-blade, Eisenstein80060, BlackTitanOdin, Winged One, CTCatapult, King_Mob, jsnider3, Artful Lounger, Varano, avonphoenix, StellarMonarch, devo342, Cyanios, swarm, Bête Noir, Ranger_Strider_, moonberserker, Hugin, Atam the Ork, ........, 24caratcoal, Vesle, maguado87, nairit, MrTarven, Grounshakker, 1337Procrastinator, aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh, Koled, Arcana, Emperor Lee, Moon-llama, wasprider, isaacssv552, ShadowNic94, Rungni-Khazadson, Wraith Kone, Cthulu, Raisamike3, Flaga, Snake/Eater, saskakachi, eraserman, Dimonay, Latewave, Gardfiel, Blackmarch, Vlad, Garlandknight, Xicree, matacusa, Anon̦̦, PirateKingLuffy, tacobowl8, Emral282, Reklaw, badger.black)
-[X] 2 Give her headpats while saying this.: (Ramble, DeepLurker)
-[X] 4 Khorne: (Mistodon, Ethereal Light, IllrenstriSAR, OSRfanatic1)
--[X] 1 Naturally, he decides to take that goddess up on her offer. (More points to one goddess, -3 points from the rest. Roll 1d100 for impregnation): (Nolrai2)
--[X] 5 Naturally, he kicks that goddess out of his bed on account of the fact that he needs some sleep. (+3 points to all, +10 chaos undivided): (Delta Green, Katarsiis, Xinoz, Overseer1, Biofan09)
[X] 3 No, because university shenanigans. (???): (Maxcat61, Bashful_Walrus, DefComplaint)
[X] 2 No, he figures he can juggle his career and the rest of this chaotic nonsense that's hounding him.: (Delta Green, Biofan09)
[X] 1 No, he figures he can juggle his career and therest of this chaotic nonsense that's hounding him.: (Overseer1)
[X] 1 Nope. Nope, nope, fuck this, you're going home. (+5 Nurgle Points): (Sickul)
-[X] 1 Nurgle: (Dragonson)
--[X] 1 Play to win, but don't use your psychic powers to 'cheat'. (Roll 1d9, best of 9)(+1 Tzeentch Point): (TheOtherSandman)
--[X] 3 Play to win, but don't use your psychic powers to 'cheat'. (Roll 9d9, best of 9)(+1 Tzeentch Point): (Judgement, Chainedfist, Honorbound)
[X] 9 Screw it, you're going to ask Lily for advice. She had a slob of a roommate when she was in college, maybe she can help.: (kokuenDG, masterofmadness, Malaquez, kingtaso01, Brian Boru, aoirann, Akritedes, Mr. World, Doctor Elsewhere)
[X] 1 Screw it, you're going to check up on all of their rooms. You're going to have to at some point, you might as well rip off the bandage and get it over with. Whose room do you check first? (+1 points to the goddess chosen first, +1 points to all goddesses, +10 chaos undivided points): (Dragonson)
[X] 4 Screw it, you're going to check up on all of their rooms. You're going to have to at some point, you might as well rip off the bandage and get it over with. Whose room do you check first? (+3 points to the goddess chosen first, +1 points to all goddesses, +10 chaos undivided points): (Mistodon, Ethereal Light, IllrenstriSAR, OSRfanatic1)
[X] 2 Sic Khorne on her. (+10 Khorne Points, +1 Nurgle Point): (Jack Folstam, NowaifuNolaifu)
-[X] 11 Take a bath with her. Make it as comfortable as possible. It's a long-shot but you figure your presence is the only way you'll get her to like bathing. (Potential for lewd bathing scene, rewards determined after end of scene): (Jack Folstam, Crow, Malaquez, kingtaso01, aoirann, korat56, Mr. World, Doctor Elsewhere, ChanSiuMing, Garshtur, SomeRandomTwat)
[X] 5 Talk about Nurgle's habits with her. Maybe you don't have to resort to over-the-top violence to deal with your problems. (Rewards determined after end of scene): (Crow, korat56, ChanSiuMing, Garshtur, SomeRandomTwat)
[X] 4 They're staying at your flat. You're not letting them run amok. You'll play along with their little game for now. If there's a chance that you can 'subjugate' one of these warp-entities... At any rate, this is a good chance to see how warp entities act. Such knowledge will be useful, such that you might safeguard mankind's future. (Continues the quest normally, Slaanesh's route unlocked)(Will definitely lead to hilarity): (visus, Burnlogic, brokenriddle, The Canadian Patriot)
-[X] 11 Trust the QM to be able to write a romantic date. (The surprise option): (Azerick, mizerie, Iandude0, Chadster, Islanderninja, Iron Golem, reborn214, McLuvin, EmpirePlayer, Brangore, Overpalada)
[X] 3 Two weeks.: (Maxcat61, Bashful_Walrus, DefComplaint)
-[X] 1 Use some magic golden psykery for EXTRA CLEANSING POWER: (NowaifuNolaifu)
-[X] 1 Via a date, while making me suffer over contingency plans to keep your beloved library of manga safe?: (Master Basher)
[X] 4 Y'know what? You're just going to fucking roll with it. Barfight. (+??? Khorne Points)(Roll 8d10 against 8d8, rewards will vary): (Oni, VictoriousCoyote, Mystletainn, JoshieWoshie)
[X] 6 Yes. (Roll 1d100 to determine which goddess tries to get her dicking, point rewards will vary): (Delta Green, Katarsiis, Xinoz, Overseer1, Biofan09, Nolrai2)
[X] 2 Yes. With all this shit going down? He's taking a year off.: (Katarsiis, Xinoz)
[X] 2 You want a date in return, don't you?: (Ramble, DeepLurker)
[X] 4 You'll play along for now, if only to gauge her intentions. It's your duty as the protector of humanity. (+1 Tzeentch Point): (Judgement, TheOtherSandman, Chainedfist, Honorbound)
[X] 3 You're dragging these three miscreants back to your flat so you can drag some answers out of them. (All questions will be asked/answered): (Arkatekt, Kuma-Kun, Grosstoad)
[X] 11 You're going to be taking Tzeentch on a date, like you promised. (Date Tzeentch. Rewards calculated after end of date.): (Azerick, mizerie, Iandude0, Chadster, Islanderninja, Iron Golem, reborn214, McLuvin, EmpirePlayer, Brangore, Overpalada)
[X] 5 You're going to have to get Nurgle to stop being such a slob. And you're going to give her a bath even if you've got to blast her with a garden hose. This is ridiculous and if you have to fumigate the flat again you're going to lose your mind. (+25 Nurgle Points): (Crazy7s1, WazugDaWurd, Reader_as_a_Hobby, Leftoverfiend, halo3vsloz)
-[X] 1 You're going to make sure Tzeentch ends up being collateral. (+2 Khorne Points, -2 Tzeentch Points): (Mystletainn)
-[X] 3 You're going to try make sure Tzeentch doesn't end up being collateral though. (+2 Tzeentch Points): (Oni, VictoriousCoyote, JoshieWoshie)
[X] 6 [Bath] Fuck it, you're spraying her down with a garden hose. And she'll keep getting the hose until she takes baths on her own. (Negative Reinforcement)(+10 Tzeentch Points, +5 Khorne Points, Just as Planned II condition met): (kokuenDG, masterofmadness, Brian Boru, NowaifuNolaifu, Akritedes, ChanSiuMing)
[X] 10 [Bath] Maybe if she learns to like bathing, she'll take baths by herself. So you've just got to get her to like bathing then. (Positive Reinforcement) (+10 Nurgle Points): (Jack Folstam, Crow, Malaquez, kingtaso01, aoirann, korat56, Mr. World, Doctor Elsewhere, Garshtur, SomeRandomTwat)
[X] 5 [DATE] Promise to take her on a date at some point. (+25 Tzeentch Points, unlocks date options, advances Tzeentch's meter to stage 2): (Crazy7s1, WazugDaWurd, Reader_as_a_Hobby, Leftoverfiend, halo3vsloz)
[X] 1 [PSYCHIC] A fragment of the God-Emperor's soul's latched onto your own. It burns with power... (Modifies Alpha-Plus Psyker, increases level to 15/20): (Vampirelordx)
[X] 3 [PSYCHIC] The God-Emperor's memories, as fragmented as they are. (Adds new skill: Knowledge of the Far Future): (WarriorServent, kahna1234, Synthetictrevor)
[X] 5 [TECH] The God-Emperor's work on the Imperial Webway Project (Unlocks Webway)(Potential to lead to Eldar interactions): (WarriorServent, Akuma-Heika, Vampirelordx, kahna1234, Synthetictrevor)
[X] 1 [TECH] The principles of interstellar travel. (Unlocks Warp Drive, Gellar Fields)(???): (Akuma-Heika)
[X] 2 [The Far Future] No, you're not going to take their hands. You don't trust them nearly enough for that. (+2 Tzeentch Points, +2 Khorne Points, +2 Nurgle Points, ???): (visus, Introspective Tinkerer)
[X] 3 [The Far Future] Reach out and take their hands. (Roll 1d100)(Levels up Knowledge of the Immaterium to 10/10) (Unlocks ???): (Burnlogic, brokenriddle, The Canadian Patriot)
[X] 1 determination to do better and forge a new and brighter future.: (globalwarmth)