Cerb Latin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKQEici3vN4
NOTE: Text in {} aren't actually supposed to be sung.

You go to hell to get your own waifu
And you find this trio, the perfect crew
Just because we’re three girls don’t mean we’re not the same
Three bodies, one mind, and Cerb’s our name

Whenever you feel chilly
You no longer have to freeze
You can cuddle with the best girls
And pet us as you please

Whenever you need a guard for your place
Just call on us, we’re on the case
Any criminal comes, we’ll give them chase
All that for a kiss on the face

You go to hell to get your own waifu (Whenever you feel chilly)
And you find this trio, the perfect crew (You no longer have to freeze)
Just because we’re three girls don’t mean we’re not the same (You can cuddle with the best girls)
Three bodies, one mind, and Cerb’s our name (And pet us as you please)

And sure there are more demon girls you can choose from
You may find them more to your taste
But if that is the case, well then we guess that you’re scum
And whoever does like us are based

{God help your soul}

You go to hell to get your own waifu (Whenever you feel chilly) [Whenever you need a guard for your place]
And you find this trio, the perfect crew (You no longer have to freeze) [Just call on us, we’re on the case]
Just because we’re three girls don’t mean we’re not the same (You can cuddle with the best girls) [Any criminal comes, we’ll give them chase]
Three bodies, one mind, and Cerb’s our name (And pet us as you please) [All that for a kiss on the face]