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shit sam says

Oct 26th, 2014
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  1. Ellen Li: nono you gotta write all these little things down.. and then compile them into a book. Go. go. do it.
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  3. Alright, here goes nothing..
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  6. 1. push yourself, but make sure you're doing it for the right reasons..
  7. 2. Gotta love yourself yo, how else are you going to survive, if you have to spend everyday with them?
  8. 3. S: I cant put my tongue on it. J: finger. S: OOOOOOOH
  9. 4. "I'm Idk* my bad my auto correct is really annoying hut it also hides my highness pretty well aha I'm a princeeeesss bananaaaa”
  10. right after “it scares me when you talk like that… it scared me and pete over here. oh, pete’s the pillow. he’s a panda with the wings and the beak. he drops mad beets. beets. b-e-e-t-s. yeah man they're angry. you’d be angry too if you got ripped away from your family”
  11. 5. “someone go urinate on the sun so it’s not so bright out”
  12. 6. "I think we should use toothbrushes to clean toilets instead of our teeth"
  13. 7. "I'm tired, you're tired, we're all tired for ice cream"
  14. 8. "If pigeons had deep voices, that would be awesome."
  15. 9. "You don't trust me just because I'm not sober. Wait, what does sober mean again?"
  16. 10. "It's not bad, it's swag"
  17. 11. "I know who i am but i no longer know what i am"
  18. 12. "People tell me I'm a joker a fool a good dude im loyal im insane"
  19. 13. "I. Dont. Know."
  20. 14. "So that's why instead of thinking about it. I just do. Idc how i see myself or how i glorify what my strengths are. I just do. And let my actions rule my doctrine"
  21. 15. "Library porn best porn"
  22. 16. "aren't we all"
  23. 17. "We divorced sleep for caffeine And the occasional hit of cocaine"
  24. 18. "Alcohols? You mean alcolols?"
  25. 19. "Go to sleep."
  26. 20. "Cocaine is one hell of a drug."
  27. 21. "We can ghetto rig it."
  28. 22. "I think this coffee is spiked or some.."
  29. 23. "Weird feeling, the worlds asleep and you arent."
  30. 24. "Bollocks"
  31. 25. "Dee-lish"
  32. 26. "Sidetracked there into never-ending history of sam for a second"
  33. 27. "Autobots, rollout."
  34. 28. "I ranout mid shower looking for shampoo, and knocked over my computer... Now I'm fixing it..."
  35. 29. "I'm only on a few drugs."
  36. 30. "Go for it."
  37. 31. "YOLO"
  38. 32. "Not my problem, nigga"
  39. 33. "take life by the reins dude. change your life. youre in college. youre smart, you have good looks and physique. step up to plate, its your turn to bat"
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