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- Ellen Li: nono you gotta write all these little things down.. and then compile them into a book. Go. go. do it.
- Alright, here goes nothing..
- 1. push yourself, but make sure you're doing it for the right reasons..
- 2. Gotta love yourself yo, how else are you going to survive, if you have to spend everyday with them?
- 3. S: I cant put my tongue on it. J: finger. S: OOOOOOOH
- 4. "I'm Idk* my bad my auto correct is really annoying hut it also hides my highness pretty well aha I'm a princeeeesss bananaaaa”
- right after “it scares me when you talk like that… it scared me and pete over here. oh, pete’s the pillow. he’s a panda with the wings and the beak. he drops mad beets. beets. b-e-e-t-s. yeah man they're angry. you’d be angry too if you got ripped away from your family”
- 5. “someone go urinate on the sun so it’s not so bright out”
- 6. "I think we should use toothbrushes to clean toilets instead of our teeth"
- 7. "I'm tired, you're tired, we're all tired for ice cream"
- 8. "If pigeons had deep voices, that would be awesome."
- 9. "You don't trust me just because I'm not sober. Wait, what does sober mean again?"
- 10. "It's not bad, it's swag"
- 11. "I know who i am but i no longer know what i am"
- 12. "People tell me I'm a joker a fool a good dude im loyal im insane"
- 13. "I. Dont. Know."
- 14. "So that's why instead of thinking about it. I just do. Idc how i see myself or how i glorify what my strengths are. I just do. And let my actions rule my doctrine"
- 15. "Library porn best porn"
- 16. "aren't we all"
- 17. "We divorced sleep for caffeine And the occasional hit of cocaine"
- 18. "Alcohols? You mean alcolols?"
- 19. "Go to sleep."
- 20. "Cocaine is one hell of a drug."
- 21. "We can ghetto rig it."
- 22. "I think this coffee is spiked or some.."
- 23. "Weird feeling, the worlds asleep and you arent."
- 24. "Bollocks"
- 25. "Dee-lish"
- 26. "Sidetracked there into never-ending history of sam for a second"
- 27. "Autobots, rollout."
- 28. "I ranout mid shower looking for shampoo, and knocked over my computer... Now I'm fixing it..."
- 29. "I'm only on a few drugs."
- 30. "Go for it."
- 31. "YOLO"
- 32. "Not my problem, nigga"
- 33. "take life by the reins dude. change your life. youre in college. youre smart, you have good looks and physique. step up to plate, its your turn to bat"
- 34.
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