Rainbro on Earth Chapter 1

>Rainbow awoke to a splitting headache
>The last thing she could remember was going to sleep on a cloud last night.
>No wait, there's more to it
>Derpy was jumping on a storm cloud above her
>That stupid fucking pegasus p0ny
>her jumping emitted lightning which struck Dash, presumably knocking her out.
>When her vision returned to her she noticed she was no longer on her cloud....she didn't know where she could be
>Everything smelled awful, the colors were dreary, a siren wailed in the distance, the building behind her looked decrepit, abandoned.
>Wait....what the hell are those things?
>She focused upon three bipedal....apes looking down at her
>Her eyes widened in horror when she saw...her face on their....skin? No...that's fabric their wearing clothes!
>20% cooler?
>Her saluting with a...flag behind her?
>"Holy fuck....is...is that Rainbow Dash?"
>"Oh my gawd its mai waifu!"
>"Oh man...this is like right out of one of my fanfics..."
>They take a menacing step toward her.
>"I wanna brush her mane.."
>Rainbow leaps to her hooves, the pain from Derpy subsiding
>It took everything in her to keep from screaming out in terror at these things crept up upon her.
>She tried to use her wings to fly but her landing seemed to have broken something....it hurt to move them.
>The three hairless apes gazed at her, hunger apparent in their stare.

>"G...get away from me!"
>"Aww her wings are broke, don't worry Waifu I'll heal you up."
"HEY!"
>The three hairless apes shrink away from the sound of a commanding voice.
>Rainbow and the hairless apes turned to see a man in blue clothing walking toward them.
>Rainbow had to squint to get a good look
>This ape, from what Rainbow could remember about clothing, looked official. It reminded her of the sheriff from Appaloosa back when she went there with her friends.
>The badge on his chest confirmed it
>Rainbow took off toward this new hairless ape
"Whoa what the fuck is that?"
>Rainbow instinctively hid behind its leg, hopefully clutching to an authority figure
>"Hey come on Anon that's not cool man!"
>"Aww, come ere Dashie."
>Dash cringed at the sound of her name being spoken by this...thing.
"I don't know what the hells goin on but you three are on private property. I'll give you about ten seconds to get outta here before I cuff the lot of ya!"
>The word 'cuff' seemed to strike a nerve with these things.
>With their eyes now filled with fear they take off.
>Rainbow took a look up at her would be savior, then to the retreating apes
>"Y...yeah! That's right run ya freaks! You didn't want none of this!"
>She tries to do a little martial arts pose but the pain in her wings brings her down to all fours.
>The ape in the blue clothing kneels down to her.
"Jus.....just what in the hell are....oh whoa you really can't be that....uh...whatcha call it....Rainbow Dash could ya?"

>You see this little cyan pegasus take a look at you with fear in her eyes
>Your thoughts go back to your daughter sitting at home watching this show called My Little Pony ever single saturday, you'd sit with her and watch it with her. The show kinda grew on ya after a while.
>You think those sick fucks from PonyCon were probably going to try to rape it or something.
>Apparently you knowing her name freaked her out a little and she's backing away from you.
"Whoa now, hold on there. I'm not gonna do hurt ya....hold on what happened to your wings?"
>Rainbow stops for a moment and raises an eyebrow, she's scanning you, looking to see if she can at least put some trust in you.
>You couldn't blame here if she didn't, if she's a newfriend to earth those PonyCon creeps probably freaked her out.
>Finally she seems calm enough to talk...wait talk?
>"Yeah....I dunno what happened...I was chillin on my cloud...and my stupid friend Derpy Hooves was jumping on a storm cloud and..."
"Wait...Derpy? That grey pegasus with those messed up eyes?"
>"Okay....this is getting a little creepy here...how did you know that?"
>Oh boy here we go....just what you need....some alien looking horse asking YOU questions.

>You sigh and shake your head
"Listen, I know this is gonna sound insane....but..I can't tell you're not from here."
>"Really? What gave you that idea? That I'm a color tone brighter than everything else around here?"
>You facepalm
"We...we have a show here...and everything you and your uh...friends do we can see."
>"What?"
"I know...all about you uh p0nies. Those guys back there did too...they're big fans of your show."
>"Show? I dunno what you're talkin about bub but there's no way you know anything about my life!"
>Are you really about to do this....are you really going to do what it is I think your dumb shit ass is gonna do.
"I can clear the sky in 10 seconds flat, hmm this needs to be about 20% cooler, oh man the wonderbolts are so awesome! And that's why you could never be my pet."
>Rainbow's jaw fucking drops.
>Well you said it yourself, the show did grow on ya.
>Though you aren't as obsessed as those fat unwashed fucks from the Con going on a mile away.
>"Okay things just got.."
"About 20% weirder?"
>"Bingo."
"Listen....I know you probably don't trust me, but...I can't just leave ya here. If you're not capable of magic you probably can't get home yourself...so uh...I'll take you in."
>"What? Oh no way buddy I'm not goin with you."
"What if I.....Pinkie Pie promise not to hurt you?"
>She thinks to herself for a moment.
>"....sure why not?"
>You do the little Pinkie Pie ritual
>She laughs when you actually poke yourself in the eye, her wings make her stop short.
"Yeah...lets get you to my squad car."
>"Your what what?"

>You go to pick her up and cradle her in your arms, careful not to touch her wings if you can help it.
>"Whoa...uh...buddy wha-"
"Anonymous."
>"What?"
"My name, I'm Anonymous. I figured it'd work better than 'buddy' or 'that guy' or something."
>You make your way out of that little dank alleyway.
>"So...what's a squad car?"
"Its....its like a chariot but...it moves itself."
>"Wha? So it's like magic?"
"No, its technology?"
>"It's what?"
".....technology come on Pinkie uses a stove, even you guys have a factory on clouds for god's sake!"
>"Yeah...your knowledge of us is pretty creepy."
"I'll show you what I'm talking about when I say show when we get to my place, I TiVo every saturday showing."
>"TiVo?"
>You dumb shit they have no T.V.'s there.
"I'll show you."
>When you finally make it to your squad car Rainbow seems a bit reluctant to get in but she complies
>You put her in the back
>"Whoa...these things are much more comfortable than a chariot."
>She's bouncing in the seat a little
>You suppress the urge to daw and really take a look at her wings
>They aren't exactly warped in the way that'd indicate a break, but they're pretty swollen
>You have a few medical kits at your place cause you're a paranoid little fuck so they'll work...you hope.
>You close the door behind her and make your way to the driver's seat.
>When you get inside she's asking a like a million fucking questions
>"Ooooh what's that? What does that wheel do? How're we gonna get movin? Are we there yet?"
".....Rainbow....please...just...hold all your questions till we get there."

>You're lucky as fuck that your station allows you to bring your squad car back home with you.
>It took a lot of ass kissing over the radio, you were warned you'd be breaking all kinds of fucking protocol but your superior allowed it, but YOUR car will end up with a fucking boot.
>It was either that or let them see you've got an alien horse in your car.
>Yeah that'd probably end with her being experimented upon and you killed then dumped in some alley by some CIA fuck stick.
> naturally the motor scared rustled her jimmies, so did you speaking in to your two way radio, but she kept her word by not asking you a bunch of questions
>Okay so you're driving, she's lying down with her jimmies all in a rustle. All in all a pretty eventful saturday shift.
>When you get to your run down fucking apartment you TRY to pull in to your space but that fucking Russian asshole parked in your space again.
>What was his name....Sretle...sneltl....fuck you can never pronounce his name
>Drunken Russian bastard.
>For a moment you forget you've got a passenger and spout out in a fake Russian accent.
" I Sretnelkov and I hailings from mother russia! I bring Vodka, Guns, and many womans for the lovings! I park in your space? In Soviet Russia space parks in you!"
>Your little show leaves dash rolling in your backseat in laughter.
>You don't really give a shit if you mispronounced his name, he pissed you off.

>You, being the beta cop that you are, park in the visitors parking spot rather than tell off that Russian neighbor of yours.
>You open your door and Dash tries to do the same
>lol silly p0ny you have hooves you can't open a door.
>You open the door for her but instead of letting her get out you put her in your arms again
>You're hoping no one will notice you holding a rainbow maned horse in your hands.
>It'd of worked out better than her just walking with you, that'd probably of gotten that crazy ass cat lady to ask you about her.
>You shut the door with your leg and sprint to your door.
>You open it like a sir and slam it shut behind you.
>Rainbow leaps out of your arms as you lock your door
>She slips a bit on your wooden floors but she catches herself.
>"Ya know you don't have to carry me around like some little filly."
>You turn to look at her
"Well you aren't exactly a commodity here unless you count toys."
>"Toys?"
"Maybe if we watch the new episode you'd understand."
>Again she's confused as fuck
>Before anything else though you take a look at her wings
>The swelling has gone down a bit from when you last saw her, she probably won't need anything applied to em.
>Your precious medkits will remain un used.
"Okay, just follow me and I'll try to answer all your questions to the best of my ability."
>She nods and walks with you to your living room where your t.v. awaits.

>Immediately the questions start.
>"What the buck is that thing?!-"
>You sit on your chillastic couch and try to answer each question to the best of your ability.
>For a good hour you tell her how your world works, the more you tell her about what's been going on the less she starts to ask and the more she starts to act a bit disgusted.
>You tell her you're an officer working for your city's police force, you tell her about various arrests you've made over your 6 years in service to your city.
>When you mention using your gun she naturally asks about that too.
>You show her, from the way you describe it when you had to use it she stares at it in awe.
>You pick up your remote and turn on your t.v.
>You Tivo through bullshit and come to your awaited new episode.
>You look at the title after the intro
>'Missing Loyalty Part 1'
>nigga you srs?
>srs srs?
>Rainbow watches, here eyes as big as saucers when Twilight and the others begin their day.
>You can't help but tell that she sheds a tear during the episode
>The entirety of the episode is based around a missing Dash that no one can seem to find.
>Derpy makes a pretty big appearance though. she's given a hell of a lot more lines than in 'The Last Round-up.'
>They don't even fuck with her character in this one.
>But seriously...how can Lauren know Dash is fucking gone? Or are you even watching the real episode right now? Regardless you let it play out in its entirety
>When the shows over Dash is sitting right up in front of it, a hoof on the screen.
>She lets out a groan of disappointment when all she feels is the screen.

"Dash....that's not a portal to another world, I told you it couldn't do that."
>"....I know...its just...I wanna go home...."
>Well the way you described your world didn't exactly make her happy to be here
>But that's reality for you.
>After you turn off your tube her attention is drawn to a picture frame on the entertainment center.
>She picks it up in her hooves and looks at it.
>Oh shit...you didn't want her to see that picture.
>You quickly snatch it out of her hooves and put it back
>"Hey!"
>You set the picture down
>It's a picture of yourself, your wife is in your arms and your daughter is in front of you
>It's an old christmas picture, the words happy holidays can be seen no the frame.
>Dash then looks around your apartment
>Oh god, she's gonna ask isn't she.
>"Who're they?"
>.....yup....fuck.
>You let out a long drawn out sigh and take a seat back on your couch.
>The stuffing is coming out a bit but you don't really care at the moment.
>Memories are playing out in front of you
"They're my wife and kid."
>"Aww...the little one looks cute....I think."
>You laugh to yourself.
"Thanks. Don't worry your hearts in the right place."
>She's blushing out of embarassment
>"So, where are they?"
>Yup...fuck.
"They aren't here."
>"What do ya mean?"
"I guess you can say they're out."
>"Oh, does that mean they'll be coming back?"
"Not likely."
>Oh god change the subject
"Do...do you drink?"
>Rainbow's ears perk up
>"Booze?"
>Thank god she's got a one track mind.
"Booze."
>She smiles.

>You sit up and head to your meager kitchen.
>Reaching in to the fridge ya pull out two bottles of the good stuff
>You haven't touched the jack in a few weeks, you've got a guest, why not?
>This outta help get rid of this feeling of dread for a while.
>You pour yourself and Dash a shot.
>When you come back in you see she's still looking at your picture.
>You hope to take her mind off of it and so you hand her her shot
>She downs hers like a baws
>You're a bit surprised, but you down yours as well.
>"So what are their names?"
"Linda is my wife and Mary's my daughter's name."
>"Oh, well uh....I dunno if they're nice names or not...we've got uh...a different way of naming fillies and colts."
"I noticed, but yeah as far as humans go their names are perfect."
>"Heh I bet your just saying that cause ya love em."
"So what if I do? You gonna make fun of me for it?"
>"Why would I do that? That's Gilda's thing not mine."
>You down another shot at the mention of Gilda, you hated that fucking griffon
>Good thing that bitch only had one episode.

"Glad to hear it."
>After that you decide to give dash a little tour of your apartment
>Bathroom, your room, living room, kitchen, etc.
>As you're walking the two of you come across a very familiar door....
>"Hey what's in here Anon?"
>fuck
>She opens it to see a bunch of toys strewn everywhere.
>MLP posters litter the walls, along with other cartoon shows.
>"Whoa....uh...what creepy room is this?"
"It's my daughter's."
>"AH I mean what a nice room...yeah...nice."
"Uh...huh yeah. Mary always leaves her toys everywhere, sorry for the mess."
>Dash walks in, she then sees a few of her friends as toys, she stops when she sees a toy of herself.
>"Whoa....eh is that supposed to be me?"
>She points to it
"Yup."
>"They've got it all wrong."
"That's hasbro for ya."
>"Who?"
>oh shit
"Oh ah...nothing forget I said anything."
>She raises an eyebrow to you, but goes back to looking at her little figure.
"I don't think you really wanna stay in here do ya?"
>"Yeah....it's a filly's room after all and I'mma mare. If ya couldn't already tell."
>She gives you a playful wink, in return you give her a deadpan stare.
>You don't drop the stare when she starts laughing.
>"You thought I was serious?"
>Yeah so funny.
>The two of you leave your daughter's room and head back in to the living room.

>From there you decided movies and booze would be your best option.
>Least you have some groceries to last you a while
>You're sure to make a salad for your roomie which she happily noms.
>God damn she was probably starving.
>You found her in that damned alleyway too she's probably gonna need a bath or something.
>Oh god can pegasi clean themselves?
>You don't remember seeing a show covering that.
>Fuck, you're probably gonna have to wash her.
>Maybe she doesn't stink that....oh god.
>When you go to get her plate for her you find out she smells like that dank ass alleyway you found her in.
"Yeah time for a bath."
>"Wha huh?"
"You smell like you've been rolling around in garbage, not gonna have you sleeping on my couch smelling like that."
>She snorts
>"Man I can't smell tha-"
>She sniffs under her forehoof
>"Yeah bath sounds good."
>You lead her in to your bathroom
>She's still marveling at how big your tub is.
>You go to tell her that the ones with the most 'bits' in your world have tubs the size of your entire apartment.
>She's fucking impressed by how big everything is it seems.

>From the way she's trying to turn the nobs you can tell she'll be unable to bathe herself.
>That's just peachy
>You've taken it upon yourself to help her out.
>After a bit of her splashing you cause she apparently likes to fuck with you you're finally able to clean her.
>1 fucking hour later mother fucking graaahhh!!!
>You're soaked and she smells like pomegranate rather than shit.
>Even trade off.
>Takes another few minutes to dry your ass, then hers.
>God damn that was more of a labor than it should of been.
>You plop your ass back down on your couch and Rainbow joins you
>You flip through a few shows, nothing really interesting catches your eye
>EVERYTHING catches hers though.
>For hours you go through various cartoons, news channels, discovery shows, etc.
"I'm surprised you're this interested."
>"Are you kidding? If you woke up on another planet you'd be curious too."
>Good point.
>You take a look at your watch
>11pm
>Yeah now is as good of time as any.
>You think to yourself for a moment
>Dash is your guest, your couch sucks
>Yup couch for you it is.
>Doesn't take much to convince her to let her use your bed....it takes a single question.
>She sprawls out in your sheets like she owns the damn thing.

>You wish her goodnight
>She snores as her response
>Probably tuckered out from today.
>least her wings are looking better
>When she wasn't splashing you you had her soak her wings in some nice warm water.
>Hopefully that did her some good.
>You sigh as you turn off the light and shut your bedroom door.
>You make your way down your hallway and to your daughter's room.
>Yeah, real mess alright. fuck.
>You get down on your knees and start picking up the various toys, clothes, books, drawing stuff, etc.
>As you're picking up her stuff a tear comes to your eye.
>Why are you doing this Anon?
>Dude come on man
>You ignore that voice and continue to clean.
>You make sure to make that fucking room spotless.
>As you look at the now clean room you ask again why you did this...and why you kept doing it.
>After all Mary's been dead for over a year now.
>You take a long drawn out sigh
"Don't worry Mary, I'll make sure to put it all back the way you left it...."
>You click off the light and shut the door behind you.
>You sit your ass back down on your shitty couch.
>It takes a good portion of your bottle o jack to get you to sleep that night.
>The events of that fateful day come back to haunt you that night...

>You awake to a small cyan form staring at you while you sleep.
>Your scream is quite unmanly
>Jesus christ do these p0nes not know personal space?
>Your sudden screaming and rustled jimmies makes Rainbow leap off of you.
>She's on the floor laughing her ass off.
>You and your jimmies are not amused.
"Any reason as to why you were creeping on me?"
>"You shoulda seen the look on your face!"
>She's still cracking up in the floor.
>You sigh, you aren't in the mood for this shit right now.
>After a bit of stretching your morning routine begins.
>Ending with a nice bowl of Gorilla Munch
>God you love this cereal.
>You offer Rainbow a bowl but she refuses and instead partakes in moar salad.
>You guess p0nies don't like the feeling of unrustled jimmies....blasphemy...
>You give her a look over to see how her wings are doing
>The swelling is almost non existent
>There's definitely nothing broken.
"So Rainbow, wanna give your wings a try today?"

>"I...dunno. They're pretty tender."
"Aww come on, aren't you supposed to be the cocky confident p0ny?"
>She cuts her eyes at you.
>"Fine."
>She gives her wings a couple practice flaps before lift off.
>She's flying, she's moving around you like a baws
>But you can tell the strain she's putting in to her wings by the looks she's giving you.
"Okay okay you can fly you're awesome I get it, go ahead and sit back down."
>She gives you a smug little grin and goes right back to sitting at the table eating that delicious fucking salad.
>yeah that's right its delicious cause your stupid ass made it.
>As you munch away happily you take a look at your watch
>Oh fuck your late!
>Oh wait you've got the day off.
>Well....what the hell can you do on your day off?
>Hmm....maybe movies, internet, booze, and sleep?
>You throw that suggestion and she readily agrees
>Hmm, you're surprised to say the least
>You figured she'd be all like, 'Yeah sports, outside!!!!'
>After breakfast you plop your happy ass in front of the T.V. and turn that bad boy on.
>Rainbow takes a seat next to you.

>"Are we gonna watch our...'show' again?"
"New episode isn't until next week."
>"So for the next week we have no idea what's happening?"
"Eeyup."
>"Ugh! I hate waiting! Sweet Celestia I hope Twilight comes up with something before next week I can't wait that long!"
>Bronies in a nutshell
>You can't help but laugh a little.
>"Hey! What you laughin at?"
"You remind me of those guys I saved you from."
>Hoof to face
>"NOT funny."
>You're now holding your throbbing nose
>Yeah don't piss off 'The Dash.'
"....okay fine sorry."
>"That's better."
>You are not amused.
>Movies can only amuse you for so long and soon you and Dash are hitting the booze.
>You eventually make your way to your desktop
>You go on to that one board your ass goes to every night after work.
>You come to your favorite thread.
>Dear god these writefags do not know how to fucking slow down!
>You spend an hour or so catching up
>Rainbow's looking over your shoulder the entire time
>"What are ya doin anon?"
"Oh this? Well...uh....these are guys that are a fan of your uh...'show' they write stories involving humans coming to your world, some are good, some are terrible, others give me...nightmares."
>"I wonder what it'd be like if you were stuck in my place instead of the other way around."
"We probably wouldn't have to hide your existence."
>"Huh?"

"In equestria do you have scientists?"
>"No idea what that is Anon."
>Well that makes shit a bit harder.
"Well on earth here, scientists are a bunch of skinny or fat fucking smart guys with white coats and shit that like to experiment on new species they've never seen before."
>"...Experiment? Like when we tried that uh...what did ya call it 'octavian' or something?"
"Doing an experiment over booze is not the same as what these guys do....they'll open you up and start prodding inside you to see what makes you tick."
>Dash is silent
>"You humans are bucked up in the head."
".....agreed."
>You go back to reading
>More fucking questions start flying at you
>"Ooooh what's this? Wow...uh...Pinkie'd never do that to me. How do you know which is which?"
>You go in to explaining how the site works, which in turn forces you to explain how the internet works.
>God damn Dash asks a lot of questions
>Then again so did your daughter so your ass knows how to tolerate it and you answer her to the best of your ability.
>You browse over a few stories and start reading,
"Oh god here I thought Strelnikov was gonna be the only one."
>"Wha?"
"They brought in some damn Scotsman now."
>Dash laughs
>"You're such an egg head Anon."
"I'm the one with the apartment in a big city with creepy humans that'll probably rape you if you're alone."
>"Touche."
>She stops calling you an egg head and instead reads over your shoulder.

>Good thing she understands that you're her safety net out in this place.
>That raises a question though.
>What the hell are you gonna do when you have to go back in to work?
>You can't just leave Dash cooped up here
>If she leaves she'll probably be spotted by a damn jet or something.
>All this thinking makes you feel a familiar grumbling in your stomach
>You excuse yourself the the bathroom.
>When you get in there oh dear god
>Your ass doesn't like gorilla munch as much as your stomach does
>You battle with your insides for the next fifteen minutes.
>After painting your toilet seat a new color you wash up and make your way back to your desktop.
>You're greeted by one of the oddest sites you've ever seen.
>Dash is standing in your chair, her p0ny...tits you think? facing your webcam.
>She's got a note card in her mouth.
>You look and see your webcam is on
>Skype's going on your browser.
>Your jimmies have gone from 0 to maximum rustle in .2 seconds
>HOW THE FUCK DID SHE FIGURE OUT YOUR STUFF IN 15 MINUTES?!
>You take a run in to a dramatic leap and tackle Rainbow out of your chair.
>"HEY?! What gives?"
"The fuck Rainbow what did I just talk about?!"
>"Don't worry none of em on that little board of yours are scientists."
>Wut

"Explain please."
>Before she starts you get up from your floor and see that your skype chat has fucking exploded with comments
>You look to your webcam
"Show's over."
>Disconnect.
>Okay let's survey the damage.
>God damn it Rainbow.....
>The webcam show was about 5 minutes in length
>Okay maybe it wasn't so bad....maybe no one recorded an alien species operating a webcam and showing off her tits.
>God your optimism is borderline denial.
>Oh god gotta survey the damage
>You go on to your board
>Apparently Dash figured out how to post...it went from her trollin Unamazing to him insulting her, then it got on to a convo about Dash saying she was a mare then someone said maretits or gtfo
>Dash then typed asking what it meant
>newfriend.jpeg ahoy!
>The others in the thread, wanting to see tits, started talking her though how the fuck to operate the desktop
>Then they asked for skype, which they readily showed her how to use.
>As you scroll down you see a bunch of images of Dash with her mare tits, or her with the notecard in her mouth
>Fucking TIMESTAMP!
>God fucking damn it Dash.
>You see a bunch of questions asking you if its real.
>You post that it was a very intricate masking and animation that you did.
>You pray to god that line of bull shit works.
>Oh god its probably on youtube by now.

>You go on youtube and type in 'Dashie Tits'
>Sure enough the fucking skype call is at the top
>You click on it
>Okay....100 views...that's not bad right
>fucking refresh
>9290
>Refresh again
>14,800
>God damn it anon don't refresh it again!
>20,400
>Why did you fucking refresh you asshole?!
>You turn to Dash
"Please....explain...."
>you're face has turned a new shade of white at this point
>She goes in to explaining what she'd typed and that she wasn't gonna take their shit calling her a liar and such.
"Dash you do NOT entertain internet tough guys!"
>"Well how the buck was I supposed to know?"
"You coulda asked me!"
>"You were busy blowing your sphincter out of your body at the time!"
"Still! Something like this is fairly fucking big...oh god....you're the new internet sensation."
>Dash smiles to herself
>"Ha! I knew no one could resist this."
>She's doing a little pose for you
>Sunglasses out of nowhere, she puts em on her face.
>"I am 'The Dash' after all."
>You resist the urge to immediately jump out the window and to your sweet death below.

>When you see that her vid has gone to 50,000 views you exit youtube.
>God shit is really gonna hit the fan for you.
>someone's gonna probably find a way to find out where the fuck you live
>You'll probably have a god damn crowd in front of your place tomorrow.
>fuck fuck FUCK
"Okay....okay...what's done is done...let's let's just....yeah I need a drink."
>"Aww yeah more booze!"
>God damn it Dash.
>You bring out the entire bottle for this one.
>Congrats Anon you're housing a star in your fucking apartment
>you don't hold back and take in as much jack as you can at this point.
>You then pass the bottle to Dash cause fuck it not shit you can do now
>After a good 30 minutes of drinking both of you are shitfaced.
>Your amount of fucks have dropped significantly.
>You sit there in your drunken stupor watching action movies with Dash at your side yet again.

>Meanwhile

>Hours later
>A techie at a huge fucking computer can be seen.
>The entire room appears to be a large computer in a way, nobs, dials, multiple read outs, etc.
>This shit the guys working with would make any technophile cum in his trousers
>"Sir....I've watched this vid 20 times now....there is no way this isn't real...there's no masking, this isn't an animation. This guy's got a new species of horse in his home."
>Some tall, muscular individual in a suit comes walking in to the techie's room with a very familiar p0ny being pulled in with him.
>"Well this does come as a surprise....isn't that right Miss....Celestia was it? Oh I'm sorry I forgot you can't answer...muzzles tend to make horses stay quiet after all."
>Celestia's hanging her head low, her hair isn't giving off its un earthly flow
>A collar and leash can be seen on her neck, with the man in the suit holding said leash.
>"So this is what your little 'demonstration' did. You're such a bad girl Celestia."
>You see that he's got a cattle prod in his open hand.
>he flicks a switch and sends a good amount of volts in to Celestia's side.
>her screams are muffled by the muzzle.
>On instinct Celestia's horn begins to glow, intent on breaking the cattle prod.
>Her magic dissipates as quickly as it formed
>"Yeah...we've been waiting to make contact with your species for quite some time. We've taken certain precautions to insure our success, for example that little collar of yours makes you in to nothing more than a creepy looking horse. Your title as a goddess is forfeit here."

>"Do we have anyone in that area Smith?"
>The techie known as 'smith' starts typing away
>Smith: "Uh...yes we've got Jenkins. He's got a place 2.7 kilometers from the video's origin."
>"Well, let him know he's got himself a new assignment....."
>Suit guy pulls on Celestia's leash and she unwillingly follows.
>"Don't worry Celestia, we'll be sure to make your stay as comfortable as possible, you're an endangered species after all. Wish I could say the same about the little horse you brought with you."
>Celestia looks up to the man and tries to speak.
>"Again? Really miss how can you forget you're muzzled so quickly?"
>He leads her along a darkened hallway and to an elevator.
>After getting in to said elevator with the princess it heads down to what appears to be B9 on the elevator's button.
>When it stops and the two head in to this new hallway they see multiple cells of various humanoid and alien looking creatures.
>"Yeah, you'll fit in nicely with the rest of the freaks down here."


END OF CHAPTER 1