Normal Norman: Beach Party

>Be Norman
>School finally ended and i can finally enjoy the priviliges summer has to offer to me.
>No annoying people calling me racist, no more lessons, no more homework, no more SCHOOL!
>The final day at school ended with a party, which celebrates the end of the year.
>Nothing too unusual happened except that Brad fell into the punch bowl.
>And now i can sit at home all day and play on my Xbox, just like i always wanted.
>Also Can't wait to go to the beach.
>Summer rocks!


>Be Pinkie
>I'm so excited, i have some plans for Norman and the rest of the school.
>Even though Norman will be a bit mad I invited the WHOLE school, because some people will call him racist.
>But even though, we are still gonna have a good time
>Even the teachers and Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna are invited.
>It's gonna be so much fun!
>Don't you think Gummy?


>Be Norman again
>When i got home from the school party, my parents were discussing the news on the tv
>The government screwing up, or some shit.
>Then it was time for the weather forecast.
>Tommorow was gonna be 38 degrees.
>Kind of a hot day, I guess.
>Then they said that the sea was suprisingly warm, only 27 degrees!
>Perfect for the beach, maybe I should invite some of my friends too.
>I went upstairs in my room to play the rest of the day off (fuck yeah Xbox all day long!)
>While I was sitting pwning some 9-yo's on CoD, I got a text from Pinkie
>It reads: "You are invited to the beach party tommorow afternoon, pets are allowed, so feel free to take your pet with you, be there at 2pm."
>"PS: Everyone from the school is invited."
>Beach party? AWESOME! But why did Pinkie decide to throw a beach party
>And why did she invite the whole school?!
>I guess the annoying douches who call me racist are gonna be there? Goddammit, the ride never ends! And pets? But I don't have one.
>Oh well.
>Went back to the Xbox and my jaw dropped, i was knifed 42 times by that 9-yo faggot! What the fuck?
>Meh, decided to tell mom that im going to the party tommorow afternoon, so I went downstairs again.
>"Mom, Dad, Im gonna go to the beach party Pink organised for tommorow." - I said.
>"Well, honey, since you're invited, go to the party if you want." - My mom said with a somewhat excited voice
>Hell yeah, beach party here I come!


>Next day


>Its early in the morning and im in my bed just laying there thinking about the party.
>Decide to see what the time is.
>8:30 AM.
>What? How am I awake so early, I usually wake up at 11 AM, when im not at school of course.
>Might aswell get up and go have breakfast.
>Walk downstairs to see mom cooking some pancakes.
>No way!
>PAN. FUCKING. CAKES.
>OH MY GOD!
>She hasn't made her awesome pancakes in years.
>So I sit on the table, and wait for mom to notice me, just like everyday.
>After like 10-15 minutes she finally notices me.
>"Ah, Norman, how are you awake so early?"
>"I dunno, maybe because im excited for the party."
>"Oh I made pancakes just because of that."
>"..."
>I sat there thinking about what my mom just said.
>"What's your point?"
>"Well since you are invited to a party, I decided to make your favourite pancakes." She says that with a huge smile.
>"Thanks, mom, you're the best!"
>"Aw, you're welcome sweetie!" She then puts the pancakes on the table and goes to the sink to continue her cleaning.
>Nom nom nom.
>FUCK YEAH, PANCAKES!
>When I finished the pancakes It was only 9:25, so I decided to watch some baseball with dad.
>White sox VS Dodgers
>We spent most of the time screaming stuff like: "SCOOOOOOORE" "HOME RUN" "FUck YEAH, WHITE SOX!".
>Had a good time though.
>Check time.
>11:30
>Have some spare time.
>Shit eating grin on my face.
>"Oh Xboooooooox."


>1:15 PM
>Whoops, time to get ready.
>Blanket:Check
>Swimwear: Check
>Sunglasses: Check (For infinite Swag!) - Just kidding.
>Sun Screen: Check
>Beach balls: Check
>Underwater mask: Check
>"Ok let's just find some clothes and im do-"
>I saw some really nicely folded clothes on my bed.
>"Oh mom, you are so awesome when you are not at parties."
>OK time to head to the beach!
>Get another text.
>From Pink again.
>"Norman, me and the girls are gonna come to your house to pick you up at 1:40 so stay there!"
>"Ps: Im so excited to show you my new car, and don't worry I have a license!"
>Car? Pink? Time for some mega destruction derby.
>Look at clock.
>1:37.
>"Oh shit, they are almost here!"
>Go downstairs with all my shit.
>Tell mom that Pink and the others are gonna come and pick me up.
>Sit on the table and wait for the crew.
>2 minutes later, there's a knock on the door.
>"Well, they're here."
>Go and open the door.
>See pink and the others in the car.
>...
>What. the. FUCK?!
>Pinkie was driving a pink 911 Porsche with a convertible top with 4 seats!
>"Pink, how on earth did you afford getting this car?"
>"Well, I have lots of money from the rock farm I worked at, so I decided to buy something I can drive around town."
>"Nice!"
>"C'mon hop in the back with Applejack, Rainbow dash and Fluttershy. Everyone with their pets"
>Orange with her dog.
>Yellow with her bunny.
>And Blue with her... turtle?
>I saw the three of them on the back talking about something.
>Aryan Beauty was with her cat and was in the front seat next to Pink, who was with her pet alligator.
>I remained stunned with my jaw dropped.
>She was sitting there with a nice summer hat and cute light blue with diamonds on the frames sunglasses, she was wearing a sky blue summer dress she had personally made for this occassion
>I exited from my trance and put my stuff in the trunk
>Then i sat between Blue and Yellow.
>And off we go!!!
>I was excpeting a demolition derby, but remained shocked by Pink's driving skills. She was soo good, she might be better than most proffesional racers.
>20 minutes have passed and we were finally nearing the beach. I was so goddamn excited.


>At the party
>Oh yes!
>Finally im at the beach, i waited too damn long.
>Now I can relax and enjoy the view of the se-
>"Hi, Norman, can i join you?" said Aryan Beauty with a soft voice.
>"Of course you can." I replied stunned once again by the white goddess as she put her blanket on the sand next to me
>"Hey, Norman, are you enjoying the party?" suddenly said Pink behind me
>"Hehe, im sure everyone will enjoy it but we just got here, so i can't tell yet."
>"Aw, it's okay, I understand. Well, im at the bar if you need me."
>"See you later then."
>"See ya."
>Then i decided to start a conversation with Aryan Beauty
>"So, what have you been doing the past few days?"
>"Well I actually striked it big with the dress business, since Pinkie planned this party, everyone wanted a cute summer dress."
>"How did you make all of them in one day?"
>"Hmm? I don't know what you're talking about, I had 3 weeks, because Pinkie planned this a lot earlier?"
>"Then why did I get an invitation yesterday?"
>"She wanted to suprise you."
>"Well, that's really nice of her."
>"Hey , Norman, can you put some sun screen on my back"?
>My face turned red like a rose
>OH shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, what do i do?
>"Sure." I said and my voice cracked
>When she turned, my face turned even redder, it was so visible, i could be seen one mile away.
>"Could you use mine, its in my bag."
>"Okay."
>I poured some cream on my hand and started rubbing her back
>Her skin was so soft, I wish my hands could stay there forever.
>I finished and left Aryan to sunbathe.
>I laugh in my mind and think: "What else will happen in this party?"


>Be Rarity
>It was really nice of Norman to put cream on my back, but i really don't want to talk to him because I feel how much he likes relaxing on the beach
>I wonder where are the other girls
>I start looking along the entire beach.
>The first thing I see is Norman sleeping on his blanket. Aw, he's so cute when he's sleeping.
>I also see Rainbow dash and Pinkie, talking at the bar.
>Applejack is in the sea
>But I can't see Twilight and Fluttershy.
>Well, I guess we will see them later


>Be Pinkie
>I'm so so so excited.
>There is going to be a dodgeball tournament here in the beach.
>Im really sure Norman is going to be the first to sign up after he hears about it
>I get to be the referee
>Even though he has to sign up in a team with someone else
>Norman would do good even when he is solo


>Be Norman
>Goddamn, how much have I been sleeping?
>Look at the time.
>2:35
>Oh, so i've been sleeping for only half an hour.
>I see Aryan Beauty staring somewhere near the crowd
>"What's up?"
>"Oh, you're awake, well Pinkie is about to make a message".
>Then I hear Pink talking through a megaphone
>"Signing up for the dodgeball tournament starts now!"
>WHAT?
>I stand up and run to pinkie at the speed of sound.
>I'm the first to sign up
>Lots of people are signing up
>When the last contestent signed up, Pink made a new message
>"We will now arrange the teams, come back later to see in which team you will be in."
>Excitment overload
>"Now might be a good time to take a swim." I say to myself
>Went near the sea and put my foot in the water.
>NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
>Goddamnit, that nearly froze my foot
>Meh, it's always like that in the beginning
>Gather all my bravery and jump in the sea, while making a double backflip + 180 Twist
>Cold, it's so COLD!
>I was entirely freezing, but I felt better after 2 minutes.
>Ahh, this is the life.
>Nothing unusual happened then


>I've been in the sea for 20 minutes now, its so relaxing.
>Finally hear Pink announce that the teams are ready
>Get out of thw water and go to the boards
>They placed 3 of them so that there won't be too many pushing
>I'm in a team with:
>Orange
>Blue
>Some guy named Bruce
>And.... BRAD?
>Then I hear him shout: "BRADICAL!"
>Great, now he's gonna ruin my whole game
>I search for Pink and find her
>"Pink why on earth did you team me up with BRAD?"
>"Oh, a computer did most of the job. Me and dad made only a few teams, i'd never put you in a team with Brad, i know how much you hate him."
>"Aw, thanks Pink"
>"No problem Norman"
>"See ya after the tournament
>"Bye"
>Then Pink announces that the tournament will start in 15 minutes
>Then me and the team meet up.
>"Sup guys, Im Bruce" says the guy im teamed up with
>"Hi, dude" said Brad
>Then he noticed me
>"BRADICAL!"
>"Looks like i'm in one team with my best bro"
>"Yea."
>"This is Bruce" says Brad while pointing with his head
>"Oh you're the racist"
>"Im NOT racist!!!"
>"Chill bro, I know that's all fake."
>"Finally someone understand."
>Tournament starts in 5 minutes
>The team and I set up and are ready to dodge balls to the death!
>Pinkie announces the tournament has begun.
>"We should give our team a name, just like everyone else." I say
>"Yea, how about the BRADICALS!" Brad says
>"I have an idea,what about the Rockin' Dynamites?" Says Bruce quite confident to talk to us
>We all agree and sign up with that name



>Pinkie announces the first group
>The phoenixes VS Tornado Twists
>Nothing special happened except one guy from The Phoenixes made a backflip dodge and hit a guy in the face with a ball
>The Tornado Twists are out
>Next comes The Cobras VS PuZZleZ
>The cobras get pwned in an epic way
>Pinkie announces:
>"The Rockin' Dynamites VS The Hax0rs
>We get the balls first
>It's orange's turn to shoot
>Not that there were turns, but everyone was playing 1 at a time
>She throws the ball with such strength, it could bury her entire arm in the sand
>Dude in the enemy team barely dodges and makes a quick counter-attack which suprised Orange.
>But she catches the ball and the dude has to leave the game
>"Good work, Orange!"
>Now it's Blue's turn
>Before she threw the ball she easily jumped like, I dunno 2-3 metres in the air
>Everyone looked in shock, including me as she threw the ball with the force of a thousand buffalos
>Hits the guy in the leg, and he has to leave the game
>Now it's their turn.
>A guy decided to throw a ball at me
>Bad choice
>As he threw the ball, while i was looking away, I suddenly felt like a ninja as I caught the ball between my hands infront of my face
>Then i threw it at the speed of light taking him out before he could proccess what just happened
>2 guys remaining
>Their turn again
>Some cute girl stepped up and hit Brad in the face before he could shout" "NOT BRADICAL!"
>He lost
>Oh well, makes the game better for me
>Bruce's turn
>Before I could hear him he had already made a double K.O. on the rest of the team
>Wow, that dude is really awesome
>The crowd started screaming
>We won this time
>But it will keep getting harder and harder
>But for now...
>"20 Minute break" announced pink on her megaphone


>Pink says the tournament continues.
>We were able to reach the finals.
>The Rockin' Dynamites VS PuZZleZ.
>Oh these guys are going down!
>Game starts and they all swarm at us everyone of them at once
>They hit Everyone except me
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>Time to prepare my inner ninja for a fight
>"My turn"
>Lift two balls of the ground with my feet and kick them both in the air while making ninja flips 'n' shit.
>KO two of the guys
>3 remaining
>Grab a ball preparing for my ultra move
>Throw the ball up high in the air
>Jump
>Triple frontflip + 360 twist
>Kick ball while upside down, and make a TRIPLE K.O.
>Everyone from the crowd literally lost their minds while screaming
>Even though I've done it before, I can't believe i did it again.
>The PuZZleZ were defeated
>We won
>Pink comes with a trophy
>It Labeled: "The Rockin' Dynamites - dodgeball champions"
>It all happened so fast


>3:30
>It's still afternoon, and there will be alot more beach fun
>Probably Pink has other plans
>Gonna take a small nap


>Be Pinkie
>Norman was so so cool with that final move.
>It's probably gonna be remembered for ages.
>"Aw, Norman's napping, he's so cute when he sleeps"
>"That's the exact same thing i thought when i saw him sleep" said Rarity
>"There's gonna be outdoor club event here and im hosting it." I said
>"Maybe this will be a chance to get invited by Norman for a dance, am i right?"
>"I suppose its true".
>"Well gotta go, see ya"
>"Later, Pinkie"


>Be Rarity
>I haven't seen Twilight or Fluttershy yet, im starting to worry about them


>Be Twilight
>"No one ever has to know about this" i say
>"Yes, i won't tell anyone"
>"Good."


>Be Norman
>Wake up and look at the time
>5:08
>Oh well, another 30 minute nap is good
>I look around me and I see Aryan Beauty, sleeping on her blanket next to me
>Even though I could stay there and admire her beauty, I have to find somewhere I can eat
>Go to the bar and see Pink
>"Cool performance on the tournament Norman, that was awesome!"
>"Thanks, Pink, do you know where I can eat?"
>When I asked she immediatly handed me a menu
>"Order anything you want."
>"Thanks."
>I see:
>Lotsa different meats
>Lotsa salads
>Lotsa drinks
>and...
>What? WHAT?!
>ITALIAN FOOD?
>OMG
>Regain sanity and call pink
>"Ordered already?"
>"Yea, I want 2 medium Lazanjias and some alfredo please."
>"Right away Norman."
>She comes 4 minutes later with all the stuff I ordered
>"Wow, how are you so fast?"
>"Oh we prepared them before the guests came, we have like 50 lazanjias in there."
>Oh boy.
>Nom nom nom.
>Oh good golly im stuffed
>Pink comes and says:
>"Here's the check Norman"
>Okay lets see
>This can't be right
>Only four dollars for 2 medium Lazanjias and alfredo?
>Nice!
>So I pay and then go mind my own business


>Be Twilight
>"Are you sure this is gonna work twilight?"
>"Don't worry, Fluttershy, Im sure it will work."
>"I hope so"


>Be Norman
>15 minutes of random walking  around the beach trying to find something to do
>4:00
>Time for the second event
>Pinkie makes an announcment
>"Ready yourselves party people, because its time to paaaartie"
>Everyone cheers from joy
>Finally get the chance to dance with Aryan
>Go to the bar
>See pink. She looks like she drinked a bit, but can talk and walk normally.
>Party time
>"Please welcome our guest DJ, Vinyl Scratch, or also known as DJ-PON3."
>Crowd starts cheering
>"Let's Party!"
>The Music starts off with some classical disco
>Get epic idea
>Walk to the center of the crowd and shout
>"BREAKDANCING TIME!"
>Then start breakdancing like a professional
>Everyone cheering
>Then bruce steps up
>"I Challenge you to a breakdance battle, norman."
>"I accept your challenge"
>"You can call me Mr.Breaker" said Bruce, then making a very hard move
>I counter him in my own way no one has ever defeated
>But he manages to reject it
>What a pro
>Still manage to beat him.
>We take a break at the bar
>Start chatting with bruce
>"So, wheredo you some from bruce?"
>"Oh, im from Argentina, my parents recently got a job in this town"
>"What a coincidence my parents got a job here too, and we had to leave home."
>We chatted for a really long time
>4:46
>Music switched to slow romantic music
>"Everyone find their couple, because its about to get lovely in here" announced Pink
>I say bye to bruce and started searching for Aryan
>Instantly find her on her blanket enjoying the view of the sea
>"Hello Aryan, would you like to dance with me?"
>"I would love to" she says as she takes my hand
>Then we procceed to dance romantically for hours
>5:30
>"After the disco, we will all go jumping from the cliff!"
>And the crowd goes "WOOOOOHOOOO"
>We all go on the top of the cliff
>wasn't really that high
>Only 100 meters high!
>So i ask pink if its safe
>"Sure its safe norman"
>Guess i'll take this risk
>As we were walking up the cliff with aryan she whispered with her soft voice in my ears:
>"Norman I want to jump with you"
>I Stunned yet once again say "I would love to"
>It was nearing our turn and i was getting more and more nervous while aryan looked perfectly calm.
>Then I said i was acting stupid, and gathered all of my bravery, trying to look like Aryan beauty.
>It was our turn
>We looked each other in the eyes
>She gives me a deep kiss when she jumped off the cliff dragging me with her
>We were kissing all the way down
>Then we fell in the water
>Still kissing underneath the surface of it
>The water was kind of hot for some reason
>I felt so... good.
>Never felt anything like it
>We finally got out
>7:52
>Enjoy the sunset and then fireworks next to aryan beauty
>Go home, have dinner and lay in bed thinking about the siren who has made me her slave (not literally)
>Get a text
>From her
>"I had a wonderful afternoon norman, see you tommorow."
>Text her back
>"Good night and sweet dreams."
>Today was a good day

END