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2:58:07: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> YOUR ADVENTURE BEGINS IN THE CASTLE
02:58:21: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> IT IS THE CASTLE OF THE TOWN IN THE COUNTRY OF THE CONTINENT
02:58:36: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> The king looks down at you from his big fancy chair and says,
02:58:39: KnightSwordfag 14wonders what that means.
02:58:55: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> "Adventurers, we need you to slay Dicktaru, the necromancer from the mountains."
02:59:05: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Again?"
02:59:08: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> "Or at least slow him down."
02:59:09: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Nekomancer?"
02:59:19: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> "ohohohoho, cat girl, you are quite funny."
02:59:29: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Why us?"
02:59:30: VioletCatgirl 6is confused as to why that was funny
02:59:37: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> "and no, not again, this is a separate universe, shut up."
02:59:52: <KnightSwordfag> 14"This is a Knight and a -CATGIRL-. Why us? Just answer that, please.
03:00:04: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Are you saying I'm useless?"
03:00:06: <KnightSwordfag> 14"No."
03:00:08: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> "Why you? Well because I'm the FUCKING KING."
03:00:12: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I'm saying you wouldn't even serve the king."
03:00:18: <KnightSwordfag> 14"You have no royal loyalties to bind you to his service."
03:00:28: VioletCatgirl 6shrugs. "He's the king."
03:00:30: KnightSwordfag 14eyes the King "Okay."
03:00:31: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> "beside moral obligations of course
03:00:33: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Where is he?"
03:01:01: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> "we need you to go to the nearby village of VILLAGETON to go slay some of his undead minions, as it has been overrun by undead minions."
03:01:22: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Anything elsE?"
03:01:25: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> "Also, search for clues of how to weaken him or whatever"
03:01:45: <VioletCatgirl> 6"You don't know anything about weakening him?"
03:01:47: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Okay, I guess."
03:02:19: <VioletCatgirl> 6"You don't have any....uhm... smart guys who do the thinking for you?"
03:02:21: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> "No, we know nothing about necromancers because we're dumb."
03:02:23: <VioletCatgirl> 6"What's the word..."
03:02:29: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oh.'
03:02:32: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Nevermind!"
03:02:42: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I guess we should go."
03:02:52: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> "Now, get out of my castle and go do some work for the love of god."
03:03:03: KnightSwordfag 14leaves then, checking to see if he has any money.
03:03:09: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Sure!"
03:03:16: VioletCatgirl 6follows after Swordfag.
03:03:17: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> You have: 500 gold pieces
03:03:28: <KnightSwordfag> 14"We should buy some supplies...maybe some better armour.."
03:03:33: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> You also have 2 health potions
03:03:52: <KnightSwordfag> 14I head to the blacksmith, I suppose.
03:04:08: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> For now you have simple iron plate armor, and your trusty steel sword.
03:04:11: VioletCatgirl 6absentmindedly follows
03:04:15: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> The cat girl has clothes or whatever
03:04:29: <VioletCatgirl> 6Descriptive!
03:04:33: KnightSwordfag 14taps on the Smith's door.
03:04:51: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> Upon opening the door to the blacksmith's shop, you are greeted by strangling smoke and soot.
03:04:59: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Not again."
03:05:06: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> Then by a large burly generic blacksmith, except he's black.
03:05:45: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> "Why hello adventurers, come to spend some money?"
03:05:51: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Violet, do you also have any money with you?"
03:05:53: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Yep!"
03:05:56: KnightSwordfag 14eyes the smith "Yep."
03:06:03: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I'd like to see your crafts. Swords, shields and armour.
03:06:13: VioletCatgirl 6stops and opens a little wallet sack
03:06:23: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> >little wallet sack
03:06:26: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> That's kawaii as fuck
03:06:33: <VioletCatgirl> 6Thank you.
03:06:47: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> Anyways, the blacksmith tells you that he isn't that kind of shop owner.
03:07:01: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Then what the hell do you smith?"
03:07:08: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> "I do orders, like a fast food restaurant even though those don't exist in this universe."
03:07:19: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Yes they do!"
03:07:23: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Orders?"
03:07:26: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Sure, how about.."
03:07:38: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> "If you want enchantments, you'll have to go to the enchanter's shop. Careful though, she's a bitch."
03:07:39: KnightSwordfag 14rubs his chin "A steel plate? How much would that go for?"
03:08:00: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> "Steel plate would be about 501 gold pieces.
03:08:06: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> Lad."
03:08:14: <KnightSwordfag> 14"And a Kite shield?"
03:08:40: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> "A STEEL kite shield ought to cost merely 150 gold pieces."
03:08:51: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I'll take one."
03:08:55: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Don'cha have enough armor, there?"
03:09:07: <KnightSwordfag> 14"No, you just fight naked for some reason."
03:09:17: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Why don't you get some studded leather, at least?"
03:09:24: <VioletCatgirl> 6"What? I'm not fighting naked!"
03:09:28: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> The blacksmith pushes you out of the room.
03:09:30: VioletCatgirl 6looks down. "Am I?"
03:09:31: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Those clothes offer no protection."
03:09:43: KnightSwordfag 14gets pushed while talking.
03:09:50: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> You hear some *BANGS* and some *CLANGS* and the smith opens the door again.
03:09:54: <KnightSwordfag> 14"It's a way of saying."
03:09:59: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Well, no they don't."
03:10:07: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Well, then how about you get some armour aswell?"
03:10:09: <VioletCatgirl> 6"But they're tight, which is all I need to be silent."
03:10:27: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> "Your shield sir." He says
03:10:30: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Studded leather would be stilent, wouldn't it?"
03:10:34: KnightSwordfag 14takes it, handing over 150 Gold.
03:10:35: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...I don't know what to get, though."
03:10:55: KnightSwordfag 14eyes Violet briefly, before looking at the smith.
03:10:59: <KnightSwordfag> 14"How much would some leather armour go for?"
03:12:04: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> "Leather armour? Ahahaha, you women with your non-metal armors, and you european people with your putting of the letter U into words weirdly."
03:12:13: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Well, she IS a woman."
03:12:41: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> "I suppose I could pull together a suit of studded leather for 250 gold pieces."
03:12:45: VioletCatgirl 6does not care that she was insulted, she's too stupid to pick up on it
03:12:52: <VioletCatgirl> 6"250?"
03:12:57: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> "250."
03:13:00: KnightSwordfag 14winces at the price
03:13:12: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Take it or leave it."
03:13:23: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Your call, Violet."
03:13:36: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Sure!"
03:13:42: VioletCatgirl 6slaps down 250 on the counter
03:14:02: <KnightSwordfag> 14"So we have 100 left.. we can use these to buy healing supplies."
03:14:13: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The smith smoothly collects the gold underneath his counter."
03:14:36: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4He runs into the backyard and you hear some *VRRRPPS* and some *PINGS*
03:14:58: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4He comes back in with a suit of sturdy studded leather
03:15:09: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Welp, have fun with that, Violet."
03:15:17: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Neat."
03:15:26: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Anything else?"
03:15:29: VioletCatgirl 6takes it.
03:15:33: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Nope, that'll be all."
03:15:47: KnightSwordfag 14eyes Violet "You can change home, I guess. I'll go grab some health potions before we set off."
03:15:50: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Meet me at the item shop?"
03:15:56: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4As you walk out of the building, a beggar walks up to you.
03:16:18: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Hello sir and madam, did you happen to buy that leather outfit for 250 gold pieces?"
03:16:26: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Yes..?"
03:16:36: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Uh-huh!"
03:16:51: VioletCatgirl 6lifts it up. "Doesn't it look wonderful?"
03:17:00: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"You got ripped off horribly, the market for leather has gone way down after the fishermen found out about deerfish."
03:17:08: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Shit happens."
03:17:12: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Well, have fun."
03:17:14: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oh."
03:17:22: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Oh
03:17:23: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4and
03:17:29: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4could you spare some gold?"
03:17:35: <KnightSwordfag> 14"No, sorry. We're on a quest."
03:17:42: <VioletCatgirl> 6"We just got ripped off, sorry."
03:17:48: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Perhaps I can offer a service."
03:18:02: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Eh?"
03:18:12: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"I shall accompany you on your quest, for the price of merely 10 gold pieces."
03:18:16: <KnightSwordfag> 14"No."
03:18:25: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Please."
03:18:28: <KnightSwordfag> 14"No."
03:18:37: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Do you have a business card or anything?"
03:18:38: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Fine."
03:18:43: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"No, I'm a beggar."
03:18:45: KnightSwordfag 14whispers something to Violet.
03:19:10: <VioletCatgirl> 6"You don't have a beggar's guild association card?"
03:19:16: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"No."
03:19:23: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Beggar's guild?"
03:19:24: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Man, what kinda beggar..."
03:19:45: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Then, perhaps I could offer a different service!"
03:19:54: KnightSwordfag 14slips off and heads towards the item shop.
03:20:07: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"I'll sell you my homemade healing potions, for the price of just 10 gold pieces each."
03:20:16: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Wait, come back!"
03:20:29: KnightSwordfag 14totally headed to the item shop, not intent on buying bottles of liquid from beggars.
03:20:40: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...I have to go too."
03:20:45: VioletCatgirl 6follows after Swordfag
03:20:53: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Fine, just leave me to die."
03:21:06: <VioletCatgirl> 6"'Kay. See ya!"
03:21:09: KnightSwordfag 14shrugs at Violet.
03:21:13: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4You walk into the item shop and are greeted by the item shop owner.
03:21:23: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Hello, I'm the item shop owner. I own the item shop."
03:21:32: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Itemly."
03:21:42: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Health potions, how much?"
03:21:45: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"We sell items here, in case you didn't know."
03:21:57: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Health potions are 50 gold pieces each."
03:22:07: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I'll take two."
03:22:37: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Well, here you are" He says, as he hands you the two small vials of red liquid.
03:22:39: VioletCatgirl 6hums a market tune
03:22:44: KnightSwordfag 14pockets them
03:22:48: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Thanks."
03:22:59: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Can we go adventure now?"
03:23:00: KnightSwordfag 14eyes Violet "So..I guess head home, pack up and begin the journey?"
03:23:11: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Pack up?"
03:23:16: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Food and such."
03:23:36: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4You're homeless.
03:23:43: VioletCatgirl 6sighs.
03:23:47: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Yeah, about the house..."
03:23:47: KnightSwordfag 14ponders how he is homeless AND has heavy armour.
03:23:48: KnightSwordfag 14shrugs
03:23:55: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Yeah, nevermind."
03:23:58: <KnightSwordfag> 14"To adventure."
03:24:10: KnightSwordfag 14strolls over to the roads
03:24:25: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The beggar looks at you without saying a word
03:24:36: VioletCatgirl 6waves bye at the beggar
03:24:48: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4He waves back.
03:24:55: KnightSwordfag 14waves aswell, adjusting his cape.
03:25:04: <VioletCatgirl> 6"He's a nice hobo."
03:25:08: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I guess."
03:25:11: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The guards have already opened the town gates, knowing that you would be coming.
03:25:28: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I mean, most hobos just talk to mice and smell."
03:25:31: <KnightSwordfag> 14DM, do we have any idea how far that village is?
03:25:34: <VioletCatgirl> 6"He's trying to sell things."
03:25:39: <VioletCatgirl> 6"That's adorable."
03:25:40: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Well, you -eat- mice."
03:25:40: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4No, you don't.
03:25:47: <KnightSwordfag> 14Alright.
03:25:49: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4You just know it's -south-
03:25:50: <VioletCatgirl> 6"So I do."
03:25:51: KnightSwordfag 14walks up to a guard.
03:25:53: <VioletCatgirl> 6"What of it?"
03:25:53: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Excuse me?"
03:26:06: <KnightSwordfag> 14"How long would it take for us to travel on foot to VILLAGETOWN?"
03:26:45: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Villagetown, eh? Probably 2 days and 1 night, if you're traveling light."
03:27:00: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Seems legit."
03:27:02: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Good enough for me!"
03:27:06: <KnightSwordfag> 14"ADVENTUREE!"
03:27:17: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Not counting the obvious encounters along the way."
03:27:24: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Such as orcs..."
03:27:24: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4A carriage pulls over to you.
03:27:27: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"You there!"
03:27:28: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Thieves..."
03:27:35: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"You look like a couple of fine adventuring adventurers!"
03:27:36: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Carriages..."
03:27:41: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Jobs..."
03:27:49: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"How about spending some money so that you can get to your destination more quickly!"
03:28:13: <KnightSwordfag> 14"We're broke."
03:28:27: <VioletCatgirl> 6"If we weren't adventurers, we'd have money."
03:28:32: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The carraige driver has slicked back blonde hair and is wearing sunglasses and a suit, so you know he's cool.
03:28:45: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"That's a shame."
03:29:05: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The carriage backs up to the side of the road again.
03:29:20: KnightSwordfag 14starts walking, sighing.
03:29:40: VioletCatgirl 6starts skipping, humming a tune
03:29:46: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4You walk.
03:29:52: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Hour pass.
03:29:56: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Suddenly it's the evening
03:30:03: <KnightSwordfag> 14"That was fast."
03:30:28: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Huh?"
03:30:30: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oh."
03:30:36: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Yeah, cool."
03:30:37: KnightSwordfag 14looks for a place to set up camp.
03:31:16: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Very conveniently, you spot multiple possibly campsites.
03:31:22: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4possible*
03:31:31: KnightSwordfag 14rubs his chin
03:31:32: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Seems easy."
03:31:40: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The first is a big forest clearing, surrounded by some trees.
03:31:43: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I guess."
03:31:54: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The second is an already prepared campfire, without the fire part.
03:31:58: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4It's right next to the road.
03:32:15: <VioletCatgirl> 6"That one looks like easy pickings for thieves."
03:32:19: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Yeah."
03:32:27: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The third is a clearing on the shore of a nearby pond.
03:32:40: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I like that one."
03:32:56: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Alright, sure, pond."
03:33:04: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Should we even start a fire?"
03:33:14: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I mean, you -can- see in the dark, right?"
03:33:28: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Yeah."
03:33:31: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Hmm.."
03:33:36: <VioletCatgirl> 6"You can't?"
03:33:49: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Well, what do you think you take the first turn, and wake me up when it's clearer so you can sleep and I can assume guard?"
03:33:55: <KnightSwordfag> 14"And no, because I'm not part cat."
03:34:16: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Sure, let's take turns to watch all the nothing that'll happen."
03:34:20: <VioletCatgirl> 6"That's a grand idea!"
03:34:25: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Watch people that might try to ROB or KILL us."
03:34:27: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Or monsters."
03:34:35: <KnightSwordfag> 14"It happened before."
03:34:54: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Well, yeah, but this isn't a good robbing spot."
03:35:09: <VioletCatgirl> 6"They'll be too occupied with robbing whoever takes the road camp."
03:35:18: <KnightSwordfag> 14"What about monsters?"
03:35:35: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I can see in the dark, no problem!"
03:35:51: <KnightSwordfag> 14"You can see in the dark while asleep...?"
03:35:54: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Wait."
03:35:59: <VioletCatgirl> 6"No, shut up!"
03:36:23: KnightSwordfag 14chuckles.
03:36:26: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I meant while I was awake because- Forget it and set up the camp already."
03:36:35: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Why are we standing and talking?"
03:36:51: <KnightSwordfag> 14"That's what we do most of the time, honestly. And we don't have much to set up camp with, honestly."
03:37:23: <KnightSwordfag> 14"All I have is my cape as a blanket, really.
03:37:26: KnightSwordfag 14sits down
03:38:09: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Before you even fall asleep you notice a sound
03:38:15: KnightSwordfag 14frowns
03:38:22: KnightSwordfag 14keeps his hand on his sword.
03:38:32: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4It's the rhythmic clopping of hooves.
03:38:34: <VioletCatgirl> 6"You heard it too, huh?"
03:38:39: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Horses!"
03:38:40: KnightSwordfag 14nods
03:38:46: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Just stay down, we're not near the road."
03:38:53: <KnightSwordfag> 14"lays down, half-covered in his blanket.
03:38:54: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Fiiine."
03:39:01: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Huh?"
03:39:04: <KnightSwordfag> 14"..What are the horses though?"
03:39:06: <KnightSwordfag> 14"What do you see?"
03:39:20: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The noise is coming from the road.
03:39:21: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Do you want me to /scout/ or /hide/?"
03:39:32: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Hide. But if yo ucan see anything from here..."
03:39:37: <KnightSwordfag> 14"That'd be pretty cool."
03:40:00: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Aaand.... she can see fine.
03:40:11: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4It's the carriage from town.
03:40:20: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oh, just the taxi service."
03:40:24: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Ah."
03:40:28: KnightSwordfag 14shifts, still laying down.
03:40:29: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The slick blonde shades-wearing man still grinning as always.
03:40:38: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Wonder what he's so happy about."
03:40:41: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4It seems that also decide to take camp soon.
03:40:45: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Money, probably."
03:40:57: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Driving murder hobos everywhere doesn't seem like a steady source of cash."
03:41:05: <KnightSwordfag> 14"It does sound awesome, though."
03:41:12: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The poorly dressed man, women, and 2 young boys get off the back of the carriage as it stops.
03:41:40: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4It looks like they're setting up camp at the campfire next to the road.
03:41:48: VioletCatgirl 6flicks her tail in curiosity, watching the whole time.
03:41:52: KnightSwordfag 14sleeps.
03:42:27: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Peaceful minutes pass, the family soon falls asleep as the slick blonde man and his horse take the first night watch
03:42:52: VioletCatgirl 6is also on night watch because Swordfag has
03:42:57: <VioletCatgirl> 1,1no night vision
03:43:02: <KnightSwordfag> 14s-shut up
03:43:08: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The peaceful minutes turn to peaceful hours.
03:43:20: KnightSwordfag 14mumbles something about dragons on his sleep.
03:43:39: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The moon hangs calmly in the dark sky above you, illuminating what it can.
03:44:03: VioletCatgirl 6is playing cat's cradle with a piece of string to pass the time
03:44:22: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Suddenly, you hear screaming.
03:44:24: KnightSwordfag 14is sleeping until he's awaken for his shift. Fun.
03:44:29: KnightSwordfag 14opens his eyes, sitting up slowly
03:44:32: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oh goody!"
03:44:32: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4From the family next to the road.
03:44:36: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Something's happening!"
03:45:01: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The slick blonde man pulls a dagger to protect himself from what looks like a group of generic bandits!
03:45:18: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Pfft, knew it."
03:45:20: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The poorly dress man puts his arm around his wife and children
03:45:21: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Totally called it."
03:45:25: KnightSwordfag 14gets up
03:45:29: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Swordfag, you up?"
03:45:33: KnightSwordfag 14draws his Sword "Always."
03:45:38: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I'll distract them, sneak attack those dicks."
03:45:47: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...That's kinda creepy to be always awake."
03:45:53: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...What?"
03:45:58: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I woke up because they were screaming."
03:46:04: <VioletCatgirl> 6"You just said "Always", though."
03:46:08: <VioletCatgirl> 6"That means you're always awake."
03:46:11: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Doesn't it?"
03:46:11: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I'm always up for killing EVILDOERS.."
03:46:15: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Nevermind."
03:46:20: KnightSwordfag 14rushes over to the bandit party.
03:46:37: <KnightSwordfag> 14"FIENDS, RUN WHILE YOU CAN, FORE THE MIGHT OF KNIGHT SWORDFAG SMASHES THREE!"
03:46:38: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4A bandit takes a swing at the blonde man, and knocks the dagger right out of his hand. The dagger sails away and lands directly into the campfire.
03:46:46: KnightSwordfag 14raises his sword over his head ,dashing
03:46:52: <KnightSwordfag> 14ROLL SWORD, ATTACK ONE OF THEM WITH A CLEAVE.
03:47:14: VioletCatgirl 6sneaks nearby the campsite, waiting in bushes
03:47:15: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Hahahaha, another hero come to show how much of a good person he is! Have at you!"
03:47:45: VioletCatgirl 6mutters to herself "Why's he always gotta talk funny in combat?"
03:47:47: <KnightSwordfag> 14"For JUSTICE! And Maidens."
03:47:52: <KnightSwordfag> 14"BUT MOSTLY MAIDENS.'
03:48:10: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Rolling sword
03:48:23: <VioletCatgirl> 6>cargirl
03:48:29: <VioletCatgirl> 6BEEP
03:48:30: <VioletCatgirl> 6BEEP
03:48:32: <KnightSwordfag> 14>not plane girl
03:48:34: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 8
03:48:34: <KnightSwordfag> 14cumon step it up
03:48:36: <KnightSwordfag> 14cumon step it up
03:48:46: KnightSwordfag 14holds is sword firmly in both hands, spinning in one foot for the cleave.
03:49:34: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The bandit attempts to parry it, but your blade was much larger and your swing much more powerful than anything his pitiful iron short sword could produce.
03:50:08: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Your steel blade slices through his leather gloves, and the bandit1 loses grip of his sword.
03:50:15: KnightSwordfag 14taunts.
03:50:20: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Truly, you are a Knave and a fool!"
03:50:23: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4I'll have it be Bandit2's turn
03:50:27: <VioletCatgirl> 6"heh."
03:50:36: <VioletCatgirl> 6"He called him a knife."
03:51:05: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The bandit prepares to throw a throwing knife at the lightly armored catgirl!
03:51:13: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 19
03:51:15: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Holy shi-"
03:51:19: <KnightSwordfag> 14Counter, shield.
03:51:22: <VioletCatgirl> 6AGI, DODGE
03:51:35: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Shield countered first
03:51:37: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Rolling
03:51:42: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 12, wow
03:51:49: VioletCatgirl 6pitifully cowers
03:52:16: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Knight smoothly sidesteps in front of the catgirl, and smacks away the small throwing knife, knocking it to the ground.
03:52:22: <KnightSwordfag> 14"WELL, WHAT IS IT?"
03:52:40: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4VioletCatgirl turn
03:53:10: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Bandit2 has a shocked look on his face from seeing swordfags speed, even when wearing all that armor.
03:53:26: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Run while you still can, evildoers!"
03:53:31: <VioletCatgirl> 6AGI, rush out and tackle+claw Bandit 2
03:53:44: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Psst, VioletCatgirl, it's your turn.
03:53:46: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Throw a knife at /me/, what a prick."
03:53:54: <VioletCatgirl> 6ALREADY CALLED IT BRO
03:55:09: <VioletCatgirl> 6I have a bad feeling about this
03:55:14: <KnightSwordfag> 14Same, hue.
03:55:25: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Rolling Agility
03:55:35: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I'll teach you to throw knives at me!"
03:55:35: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 36
03:55:56: VioletCatgirl 6darts out and rushes the bandit
03:56:11: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4With the ferocity of a tiger the catgirl leaps out from behind the knight, and pounces onto Bandit2, knocking him to the ground!
03:56:24: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The rest of his throwing knives fall to the dirt beside them
03:56:38: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Knives?"
03:56:40: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Claw upon claw land upon his face, the bandit unable to defend himself from them
03:56:43: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Really?"
03:56:45: KnightSwordfag 14winces.
03:56:49: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...That hurts even from here."
03:56:52: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Natural's /way/ better!"
03:57:05: <VioletCatgirl> 6"It slices! It dices!"
03:57:26: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Uh..."
03:57:45: VioletCatgirl 6may be enjoying violence a /wee/ bit too much
03:57:48: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The bandit does not hear the catgirl's words, distracted by the pain of having his mouth, cheeks, eyes, and nose torn to shreds.
03:58:04: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Violet?"
03:58:06: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Bandit3's turn
03:58:28: VioletCatgirl 6doesn't stop, and turns to Swordfag.
03:58:28: <KnightSwordfag> 14"You -scare- me sometimes."
03:58:29: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The archer bandit strings an arrow upon his bow!
03:58:33: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Yeah, hold on, just a second."
03:58:35: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Ah crap- watch it!"
03:58:41: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 91
03:58:46: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oh, wait, what?"
03:58:52: VioletCatgirl 6turns to see the archer hilariously fail
03:58:56: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The bandit tries to pull some fancy business, running while firing an arrow.
03:58:57: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Seriously?"
03:59:26: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Needless to say, he trips over his own feet, firing the arrow harmlessly into the dirt.
03:59:33: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Ah, bloody hell!"
03:59:39: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Surrender now, Ruffians!"
03:59:47: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Wow!"
03:59:50: KnightSwordfag 14points his sword at the only dude that isn't terribly mauled/injuried.
03:59:59: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I've never seen that technique before!"
03:59:59: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Bandit1's turn.
04:00:19: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Bah! Damn it! Can't you fools do anything right?!"
04:00:28: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Just go away."
04:00:49: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The bandit with a wounded hand sprints toward the catgirl!
04:00:53: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Crap-"
04:00:59: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Violet, watch it!"
04:01:17: <VioletCatgirl> 6Dodge dat shit!
04:01:20: <VioletCatgirl> 6AGI
04:01:27: <VioletCatgirl> 6Also, battle music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjPF3AwVPM4
04:01:28: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 49
04:01:32: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4with a counter of
04:01:34: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 60
04:01:53: VioletCatgirl 6turns at the last second, after writing her name in B2's face
04:02:04: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Huh? What is i-"
04:02:12: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Bandit1 throws his entire bodyweight into the catgirl before she can react, knocking her off Bandit2 and onto the ground!
04:02:20: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Gah!"
04:02:22: KnightSwordfag 14grimaces
04:02:28: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Now I can see why that doesn't feel good!"
04:02:48: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Bandit2 rolls onto his side, still screaming in pain.
04:03:04: VioletCatgirl 6would be chucking if she wasn't covered in fat bandit
04:03:11: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Bandit 1 grabs one of the throw knives laying on the ground, and STABS VIOLET IN THE CHEST
04:03:21: <KnightSwordfag> 14"That was...all too sudden."
04:03:23: <VioletCatgirl> 6Did he roll twice?
04:03:28: <VioletCatgirl> 6"GHA-"
04:03:36: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Well, I'm pissed now."
04:03:50: <KnightSwordfag> 14>8 only injuries his hand
04:03:53: <KnightSwordfag> 14>49 chest sta b
04:03:54: <KnightSwordfag> 14k
04:03:56: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Luckily, thanks to the wonders of studded leather, the knife creates only a small knick on Violet's skin.
04:04:00: <KnightSwordfag> 14Oh.
04:04:03: <KnightSwordfag> 14Nevermind then.
04:04:08: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Ack! That itches."
04:04:19: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Yeah, you're welcome!"
04:04:40: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Well, you did a tackle+claw thing, so he did a tackle+stab thing.
04:04:49: <VioletCatgirl> 6Oh, that makes sense.
04:04:54: <VioletCatgirl> 6:#
04:05:08: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Knight's turn
04:05:21: KnightSwordfag 14rushes Bandit3, attempting to stab him before he gets another arrow off. Sword roll.
04:05:33: VioletCatgirl 6rubs the knick in her skin. "Ow."
04:05:33: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 79
04:05:40: <VioletCatgirl> 6"That's... kinda ow."
04:05:45: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I guess."
04:05:51: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Did you break the skin, even?'
04:05:51: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Bandit3 attempts to counter
04:06:00: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 22
04:06:12: <VioletCatgirl> 6"That seems like it's not a good knife."
04:06:13: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Is that a diamond?"
04:06:18: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Aha! Opportunity arises!"
04:06:23: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Have you sharpened that knife recently?"
04:06:34: <VioletCatgirl> 6"You'd be a better thief with sharper knifes."
04:06:43: <VioletCatgirl> 6"They can cut and threaten better like that."
04:06:51: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Still, though."
04:06:54: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Ow."
04:06:57: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Jerk."
04:07:13: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Bandit3, still on the ground, slides his long bow under the knights foot, catching it and pulling him to the ground!
04:07:22: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Hey, no wrestling!"
04:07:33: <KnightSwordfag> 14"WHAT'S WITH YOU PEOPLE AND PULLING EACHOTHER TO THE GROUND."
04:08:03: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Using knight's body as leverage, the bandit stands and starts to run in the other direction!
04:08:08: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Live and let live!"
04:08:17: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Uh..okay?"
04:08:19: KnightSwordfag 14sits up
04:08:28: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...That's..one guy that made to flee."
04:08:43: VioletCatgirl 6is still droning on about the knife
04:08:49: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Bandit1's turn
04:08:53: <VioletCatgirl> 6"What kinda grip are these, too?"
04:08:57: KnightSwordfag 14pushes himself up, dusting himself off
04:09:06: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"I've have enough of you!"
04:09:21: KnightSwordfag 14walks over to FatstheBandit
04:09:40: <KnightSwordfag> 14"....These guys are pretty useless."
04:10:35: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The bandit grabs violet, lightly pressing the knife to her throat, and tries to stand her up.
04:10:47: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oh, cool!"
04:10:51: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4And of course, he rolls a 1 on a non-lethal move.
04:10:53: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I've never been taken hostage before!"
04:11:00: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Yes you have!"
04:11:03: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Orcs, remember!?"
04:11:06: <VioletCatgirl> 6"No I haven't!"
04:11:13: <VioletCatgirl> 6"That was kinda different!"
04:11:16: KnightSwordfag 14rolls his eyes
04:11:18: <VioletCatgirl> 6"That wasn't at knifepoint!"
04:11:19: <KnightSwordfag> 14"If you say so."
04:11:31: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Would you two shut up already!"
04:11:59: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Now, you there, the one with the armor."
04:12:01: <KnightSwordfag> 14"No. What are you going to do, kill her? And earn the ire of a tittled knight?"
04:12:07: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I'm kinda /enjoying/ this talking, though."
04:12:08: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Kindly fuck off, you don't know what you're doing."
04:12:17: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Tittled?"
04:12:21: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Titled."
04:12:24: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Titled, you m-"
04:12:26: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The bandit starts walking backwards, into the thick of the forest.
04:12:28: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Yeah."
04:12:29: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Yes."
04:12:32: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oh, great."
04:12:34: KnightSwordfag 14grabs one of the fallen throwing knives.
04:12:36: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Fuck this."
04:12:41: <KnightSwordfag> 14ROLL AGI, THROW KNIFE IN HIS FACE.
04:12:48: <VioletCatgirl> 6No, I can save myself
04:12:53: <KnightSwordfag> 14Alright.
04:12:56: <KnightSwordfag> 14Go for it then.
04:13:07: <VioletCatgirl> 6Cat burglar, steal bandit's knife from him
04:13:12: <KnightSwordfag> 14Oh god
04:13:14: <KnightSwordfag> 14Please let that suceed.
04:13:15: <KnightSwordfag> 14haahah
04:13:18: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4ROLLING CAT BURGLING
04:13:27: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 82
04:13:41: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Hm."
04:13:48: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Never saved myself from being a hostage either."
04:13:51: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oh well."
04:13:55: <VioletCatgirl> 6"#YOLO!"
04:14:02: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4You try to do some cool neato spinning grabbing maneuver, but just escape his grasp for a moment before being taken hostage again.
04:14:04: KnightSwordfag 14facepalms
04:14:07: <KnightSwordfag> 14"God damnit, Violet."
04:14:18: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I tried!"
04:14:23: KnightSwordfag 14eyes one of the throwing knives, grabbing it, examining it briefly
04:14:25: VioletCatgirl 6sniffles a bit.
04:14:29: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Bandit2 has passed out from the pain.
04:14:44: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Hey, uh, make sure to /follow/ me, huh, Swordfag?"
04:14:50: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Uh, yeah. About that."
04:14:51: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Stop looking at the knife!"
04:14:56: <KnightSwordfag> 14Roll AGI, throwing knife to bandit's face.
04:15:04: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Rolling AGI
04:15:08: <VioletCatgirl> 6incoming facial injury to Violet
04:15:09: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I'M NEO, BITCH."
04:15:14: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 60
04:15:20: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4BUT SUDDENLY
04:15:41: <VioletCatgirl> 6THE TARRARESQUE
04:15:42: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4From violet's perspective, you can see the slick blonde man attempting to sneak up behind and grab the knight!
04:16:00: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oh, uh, BEHIND YOU."
04:16:05: <VioletCatgirl> 6"THAT'S KINDA IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW!"
04:16:06: <KnightSwordfag> 14"What?"
04:16:06: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4He counters Knight's AGI roll with
04:16:09: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 33
04:16:55: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Just as the knight reels his arm back for the throw, Mr slick blonde grabs knight's wrist with out hand, and snatches the knife from him with his other hand!
04:17:03: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Hey, give that back!"
04:17:10: <VioletCatgirl> 6"TOLD YOU"
04:17:14: <VioletCatgirl> 6"GAWD."
04:17:26: <KnightSwordfag> 14"God damnit."
04:17:31: <KnightSwordfag> 14"How many of you are there?"
04:17:51: <VioletCatgirl> 6"DEPENDS ON IF THE FAMILY ISN'T IN ON IT TOO OR NOT"
04:18:01: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Fuck."
04:18:05: <VioletCatgirl> 6>AGI of 7
04:18:06: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I'm done playing games."
04:18:07: <VioletCatgirl> 6>Dead last
04:18:09: <VioletCatgirl> 6;_;
04:18:14: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Hey, that's true!" You hear from the man
04:18:23: <KnightSwordfag> 14"The whole fucking family is on this!?"
04:18:25: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Seriously!?"
04:18:45: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Am I going to have stab maidens too, or something?"
04:19:11: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Revised turn order.
04:19:24: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4I wasn't paying enough attention to the stats.
04:19:28: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I thought you were a nice bandit!"
04:19:30: <VioletCatgirl> 6"You jerk!"
04:19:36: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Jerkity jerk-ass jerk!"
04:19:41: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4BANDIT 1'S TURN
04:19:47: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Jerking your jerk-jerk around like a jerk!"
04:19:50: <VioletCatgirl> 6"JERK."
04:19:52: <VioletCatgirl> 6"J."
04:19:54: <VioletCatgirl> 6"E."
04:19:54: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"SHUT UP!"
04:19:55: <VioletCatgirl> 6"R."
04:19:57: <VioletCatgirl> 6"K."
04:20:00: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"GAAAH!"
04:20:04: <VioletCatgirl> 6"NO, JERK."
04:20:13: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Dude, you're the one that picked her as a hostage."
04:20:16: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Deal with it."
04:20:20: <VioletCatgirl> 6SOC ROLL, TALK HIM TO INSANITY
04:20:24: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Taking full advantage of his positioning, the bandit grabs violet around the waist!
04:20:33: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4It's not your turn yet
04:20:47: <VioletCatgirl> 6I'm gonna counter whatever stupid move his is, though.
04:20:47: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4He attempts to lift her up into the air!
04:20:57: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...The fuck?"
04:21:03: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 38
04:21:04: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Are you going to do what I think you're going to do?"
04:21:04: <VioletCatgirl> 6"H-hey!"
04:21:06: <VioletCatgirl> 6SOC ROLL, TALK HIM TO INSANITY
04:21:24: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The bandit strains himself, almost breaking his back, and hauls the catgirl up onto his shoulder.
04:21:32: <VioletCatgirl> 6oh man
04:21:35: <VioletCatgirl> 6so much mocking material
04:21:44: <VioletCatgirl> 6SOC ROLL, DRIVE HIM MAD WITH MY TALKING
04:21:53: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Rolling SOC
04:22:00: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Are... Are you /straining/?"
04:22:09: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 22
04:22:15: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Seriously?"
04:22:17: KnightSwordfag 14offers the blonde a piece of popcorn.
04:22:20: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Just grab this. seriously."
04:22:22: <KnightSwordfag> 14"It'll take a while."
04:22:25: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I'm like half the fucking weight of a normal person!"
04:22:26: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Then we can go back to fighting."
04:22:27: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The Bandit gathers his willpower up
04:22:36: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 77
04:22:39: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Do you even /lift/?"
04:22:42: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Like."
04:22:44: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Seriously?"
04:22:53: <VioletCatgirl> 6"What are you even gonna do anyways?"
04:23:07: <VioletCatgirl> 6"You can't lift a catgirl, you may as well give up!"
04:23:18: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"OI FUCK THIS SHIT THIS GODDAMN LASS AH BLOODY-
04:23:18: <VioletCatgirl> 6"All the best villains can lift people!"
04:23:33: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Look at Donkey Kong, he has kidnapping maidens to an art form!"
04:23:34: <KnightSwordfag> 14"..."
04:23:42: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Dude, you CHOSE to pick her."
04:23:43: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Deal with it."
04:23:44: <VioletCatgirl> 6"He's doing it one handed!"
04:23:44: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The bandits drops the catgirl, spouting off some more british cuss words
04:23:50: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Gah!"
04:23:55: VioletCatgirl 6drops onto the dirt.
04:24:12: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The bandit then spits on the catgirl before running off into the night
04:24:15: <VioletCatgirl> 6"You can't even follow through on it!"
04:24:22: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Knight's turn
04:24:26: VioletCatgirl 6laughs, wiping the spit off herself.
04:24:34: KnightSwordfag 14turns to the blonde.
04:24:37: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Right, fighting."
04:24:42: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Who do they /hire/ for these bandits."
04:24:45: <KnightSwordfag> 14Sword, stab him on the face.
04:24:53: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Rolling sword
04:24:58: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 100
04:25:01: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4not even kidding
04:25:02: <VioletCatgirl> 6welp.
04:25:02: KnightSwordfag 14stabs himself in the face
04:25:05: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I REGRET NOTHING."
04:25:21: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Swordfag, what the fuck did you just do?"
04:25:22: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Luckily, with that shield you bought, you manage to not stab yourself in the face.
04:25:35: <KnightSwordfag> 14"MY ARMS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN~"
04:25:45: <VioletCatgirl> 6"That's /my/ line!"
04:25:50: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I'm the kawaii lady!"
04:25:51: <KnightSwordfag> 14"No, that's hips."
04:25:51: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4instead, the shield is knocked into your head and you knock yourself unconcious.
04:25:55: <KnightSwordfag> 14"DED."
04:25:57: KnightSwordfag 14snores
04:25:58: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4unconscious
04:26:03: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
04:26:17: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4SlickBlonde's turn
04:26:20: VioletCatgirl 6shrugs, and looks at the blonde guy."
04:26:27: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Can you believe I love this guy?"
04:26:48: VioletCatgirl 6facepalms a bit, before returning back to battle stance.
04:26:52: KnightSwordfag 14snores, mumbling about maidens, dragons and swords.
04:27:00: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Haha, I didn't expect to be fighting stronger opponents, but this just means more loot for me!"
04:27:10: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oh, a munchkin thief."
04:27:12: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Great."
04:27:29: <KnightSwordfag> 14(DM, question.)
04:27:31: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Slickblonde tries to throw the throwing knife at the catgirl
04:27:34: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4(yes?)
04:27:35: <KnightSwordfag> 14(What's the requirement for waking up?)
04:27:39: <KnightSwordfag> 14(Roll RES each time it's my turn?)
04:27:51: <VioletCatgirl> 6AGI, grab it and throw it back at him
04:28:02: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4A good RES roll, time, or being waken up be a party member/enemy.
04:28:08: <KnightSwordfag> 14k
04:28:20: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Again with the knives."
04:28:33: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Slickblonde throws the knife with the force of 47
04:28:34: <VioletCatgirl> 6"You new thieves don't know anything about stealing."
04:28:41: <VioletCatgirl> 6AGI, grab it and throw it back at him
04:29:10: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The catgirl catches it midair, does a kawaii spin and uses the spinning motion to add force to her throw with the power of 31!
04:29:24: VioletCatgirl 6sparkles as she spins
04:29:33: <KnightSwordfag> 14 360NOTAIL
04:29:35: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Uguu~"
04:29:39: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Slickblonde is slick as fuck though, and counters your counter.
04:29:43: <VioletCatgirl> 6What.
04:29:44: <KnightSwordfag> 14>countering coutnrs
04:29:45: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 96
04:29:48: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4No he doesn't
04:29:48: <KnightSwordfag> 14NO, DM.
04:29:49: <VioletCatgirl> 6hue
04:29:50: <KnightSwordfag> 14and hahahaahah
04:29:53: <VioletCatgirl> 6Nevermind.
04:29:58: <VioletCatgirl> 6I think it might have made it worse.
04:30:02: <KnightSwordfag> 14Probably.
04:30:05: <KnightSwordfag> 14It's a fucking 96 afterall.
04:30:37: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The spinning throwing knife strikes slickblonde right between his eyes, shattering the black sunglasses, revealing his milky blue eyes.
04:31:00: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4A jet of blood shoots up into the air, and the camera angle is pointed away.
04:31:06: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Heheheh."
04:31:11: KnightSwordfag 14snores
04:31:21: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I want to make a pun about your aryan colours but I can't think of anything."
04:31:39: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The peasant man says "well, I guess I didn't need to do anything after all"
04:31:43: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Combat Ended.
04:31:50: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Yep."
04:31:51: KnightSwordfag 14snores like a baby
04:32:09: VioletCatgirl 6kicks Swordfag. "Wake up, /grand/ /hero/."
04:32:12: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Since it's the end of combat, the adventure gods wake up KnightSwordFag
04:32:13: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Ow!"
04:32:15: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Hey!"
04:32:17: <KnightSwordfag> 14"We won?"
04:32:19: KnightSwordfag 14sits up
04:32:23: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Yeah."
04:32:27: KnightSwordfag 14offers her a fistbump
04:32:39: <KnightSwordfag> 14"TO THE VICTORS, THE SPOILS!"
04:32:44: VioletCatgirl 6licks the bits of bandit blood off her claws, then stares at Swordfag confusedly.
04:32:49: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Fistbump?"
04:32:58: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Fistwhat?"
04:33:11: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...I thought you followed the church of brolaire?"
04:33:13: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Nevermind."
04:33:15: KnightSwordfag 14stands
04:33:17: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Anyway."
04:33:19: <KnightSwordfag> 14"LOOT THEIR SHIT."
04:33:22: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Church isn't me."
04:33:23: KnightSwordfag 14LOOTS THE BODIES.
04:33:29: <VioletCatgirl> 6"But, wait a minu-"
04:33:32: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Brolaire is hardly a church, really."
04:33:34: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4You find weak ass leather armor,
04:33:38: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4weak ass iron daggers
04:33:39: KnightSwordfag 14stuffs it into his pack
04:33:44: VioletCatgirl 6sighs. "Eh, who am I to complain about stealing."
04:33:45: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4some weak ass throwing daggers
04:33:48: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Good for bulk sales!"
04:33:56: KnightSwordfag 14spins back around, eyeing the Peasant.
04:34:02: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Thou are welcome, citizen!"
04:34:03: VioletCatgirl 6checks on the family. Are they alright?
04:34:12: KnightSwordfag 14does an overthetop bow.
04:34:19: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4you also find 200 gold pieces on the bandit
04:34:27: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Stop talking funny, Swordfag."
04:34:35: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...It's part of my code, y'know."
04:34:45: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Thank you for your help, fair knight and strange cat being."
04:34:46: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I didn't learn all those fancy words for nothing."
04:34:58: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"My family were just on our way to Villagetown, but then this happened"
04:35:07: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...So are we!"
04:35:11: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Isn't Villagetown under attack or something?"
04:35:50: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4(it's left in shambles and infested by undead, not under attack
04:35:51: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4)
04:35:52: KnightSwordfag 14also grabs the broken sunglasses.
04:35:59: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Well, we simply must recover a valuable family heirloom."
04:36:04: <KnightSwordfag> 14"A -quest-!"
04:36:11: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Tell me which heirloom, and it shall be received!"
04:36:20: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I mean...recovered."
04:36:21: KnightSwordfag 14coughs
04:36:52: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4It's just a rare doorknob made of lycobroncuic banomiun
04:36:56: <KnightSwordfag> 14"WAITASECOND. The carriage is all ours to use now!"
04:37:06: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"It sure is"
04:37:10: KnightSwordfag 14cheers
04:37:26: <KnightSwordfag> 14"What does the doorknob look like?"
04:37:37: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The rest of the family comes up to you and thanks you
04:37:53: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4One boy asks knight for an autograph
04:37:59: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4the other boy asks Violet to marry him
04:37:59: KnightSwordfag 14gives him an autograph.
04:38:23: KnightSwordfag 14puts on the broken sunglasses, grinning.
04:38:33: KnightSwordfag 14frowns as they fall immediatelly, pocketing them "Eh."
04:38:33: VioletCatgirl 6chuckles and pats him on the head. "Sorry, boy, I'm taken."
04:39:03: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"The doorknob, well, it's a clear sparkling crystal. Perfectly smooth, and in the shape of a perfect circle."
04:39:09: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Got it."
04:39:25: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"There's not another in the world like it, especially considering how rare and valuable lycobroncuic banomiun is."
04:39:29: <VioletCatgirl> 6"A crystal doorknob."
04:39:37: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Hey, it looks cool, it looks cool."
04:39:48: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Likenobrownic batomire?"
04:39:53: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...What?"
04:39:53: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"We should get a move on."
04:39:59: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Yeah."
04:40:03: KnightSwordfag 14hops onto the carriage.
04:40:07: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Come, I'll drive the carriage"
04:40:13: VioletCatgirl 6hops in, too.
04:40:15: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Sure."
04:40:19: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Better then sleeping in nothing."
04:40:23: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Just as he says this, you notice that it is dawn.
04:40:27: <KnightSwordfag> 14"And it's safe, too!"
04:40:38: KnightSwordfag 14relaxes, looking out of the window
04:40:42: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Shit yeah."
04:40:46: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...You know, it makes me wonder."
04:40:57: <VioletCatgirl> 6"What kinda business is that blonde guy running?"
04:41:01: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Or, was."
04:41:03: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I dunon, he's dead onw."
04:41:04: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Hehehe."
04:41:06: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I guess an EVIL TAXI?"
04:41:16: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Or tricking people into getting robbed?"
04:41:22: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Both, maybe."
04:41:28: KnightSwordfag 14polishes his shield, humming.
04:41:35: <VioletCatgirl> 6"They both kinda sound the same."
04:41:40: KnightSwordfag 14shrugs
04:41:44: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Have you even slept?"
04:42:01: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The carriage straddles along, hitting a small bump in the road every now and then.
04:42:02: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I mean, I did but you sort of got the night shift, and that was interrupted."
04:42:06: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Nope."
04:42:12: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I'm nocturnal anyways."
04:42:20: <KnightSwordfag> 14"That explains it."
04:42:31: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Just don't doze off in the next fight."
04:42:41: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I'll try, no promises~"
04:42:47: KnightSwordfag 14rolls his eyes
04:43:01: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4One of the little boys taps on knight's shoulder
04:43:07: KnightSwordfag 14eyes him
04:43:09: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Yeah?"
04:43:19: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"c-can i play with your sword while you rest?"
04:43:33: <KnightSwordfag> 14"If you keep the sheath on."
04:43:38: <KnightSwordfag> 14"That thing's pretty sharp."
04:43:44: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Scout's honor!"
04:43:57: VioletCatgirl 6mumbles something about playing with Swordfag's sword and chuckles
04:43:59: KnightSwordfag 14nods, holding it out to him. He sort of watches the kid, having already slept.
04:44:11: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The boy waves around the sword in the air for a bit, and both boys take turns with it.
04:44:24: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Then they start arguing over it
04:44:29: <KnightSwordfag> 14"No, Kids."
04:44:29: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"I want it!"
04:44:33: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"It's MY turn!"
04:44:36: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Oi!"
04:44:37: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Give it!"
04:44:41: <VioletCatgirl> 6Cat burglar, steal it.
04:44:50: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Rolling Cat burglar
04:44:58: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 68
04:45:27: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4All stealthily and sneakily, you slip the sword out and hide it behind you in the blink of an eye.
04:45:38: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Where's my Sword?"
04:45:39: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The boys quickly notice they're grabbing onto nothing but air.
04:45:43: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"what"
04:45:51: <KnightSwordfag> 14"IT WAS MAGIC, SHEEIT."
04:45:54: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The older lady looks at violet and smiles.
04:45:57: VioletCatgirl 6whistles innocently.
04:46:06: KnightSwordfag 14fakes panic.
04:46:25: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The rest of the carriage ride is pretty peaceful.
04:46:44: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4By the time you finally make it to villagetown, it's night time again
04:46:51: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Hmm.."
04:46:58: <KnightSwordfag> 14"We should wait until it's daytime before we stride in."
04:47:05: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Going inside an undead city at night is suicide ,sorta."
04:47:11: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Yeah."
04:47:21: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4There are not a lot of buildings, and almost all of them in utter shreds.
04:47:34: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Sounds about as safe as sticking your hand in a shark."
04:47:41: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Or giving you rum."
04:47:43: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Or Vodka."
04:47:48: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Or any alcoholic drink."
04:47:56: VioletCatgirl 6blushes. "You enjoyed that, shut it."
04:48:04: KnightSwordfag 14just rolls his eyes.
04:48:14: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Upon inspecting the surroundings, you find only 1 suitable campsite
04:48:22: <KnightSwordfag> 14Fuck that, we sleep in the carriage, waaay more comfy.
04:48:30: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4It's in the middle of the wheat fields
04:48:42: <VioletCatgirl> 6Why not sleep in the carriage in the middle of the wheat field, Swordfag
04:48:47: <KnightSwordfag> 14GENIUS.
04:48:48: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Knight decides to not bother with all that bullshit, and the party sleeps inside the carriage
04:48:52: <KnightSwordfag> 14A CAMPSITE WITHIN A CAMPSITE.
04:48:55: <KnightSwordfag> 14THE PERFECT IDEA.
04:49:07: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The party decides to bother with all that bullshit, and take the carriage to the middle of the wheat field.
04:49:31: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Totally worth it."
04:49:36: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Yeppers."
04:49:39: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4All of the crops are either stomped down, or burnt to crisps, so there's not a lot of camouflage .
04:49:44: KnightSwordfag 14chills like fuck.
04:49:58: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Nothing happens that night.
04:49:59: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Well, there's no camoflauge..."
04:50:00: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Nothing at all
04:50:11: <VioletCatgirl> 6"But nowhere we can't see."
04:50:15: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Yeah, but it works both ways. We can see anything approaching."
04:50:17: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4You and the family get a good, peaceful night's sleep and nothing bad happens.
04:50:35: <KnightSwordfag> 14"How do you kill undead, anyway?"
04:50:58: VioletCatgirl 6shrugs and yawns. "Remove the head."
04:51:07: <KnightSwordfag> 14"If only we had a Brokyrie around."
04:51:09: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Isn't that how all the tales do it?"
04:51:18: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I heard healing items kill undead, too."
04:52:01: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4In the morning, you see that the family already is outside the carriage, preparing breakfast.
04:52:08: KnightSwordfag 14hops out.
04:52:16: <KnightSwordfag> 14"So uh..what can you guys tell us about the town that we should know?"
04:52:22: VioletCatgirl 6sleeps in.
04:52:34: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Well, it's infested by undead."
04:52:51: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Yes but, any place where we could find useful things?"
04:54:14: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Nearly every family had a wide assortment of tools, and our neighbors always had a merchant come and visit them specifically"
04:54:46: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Sounds good."
04:54:48: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"The lycobroncuic banomiun doorknob should be in the basement of my home though."
04:55:18: VioletCatgirl 6chuckles in her sleep, mumbling knob
04:55:24: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Where's your home?"
04:55:26: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Butcher Bill is a very big fellow, so you might want to stay away from the red building on the east."
04:55:50: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"But, according to most tales, the biggest enemy had the best prizes."
04:56:01: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Our home is the first one, next to the village gates
04:56:11: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Well, the pieces of wood that use to be the gate
04:56:11: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Alright. I guess we'll set out now, thanks."
04:56:20: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Wait
04:56:28: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Says the woman
04:56:40: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Take this" with you she says in a cold hushed tone
04:56:45: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Eh?"
04:57:07: VioletCatgirl 6is drooling in her sleep.
04:57:15: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The woman hands you an amulet.
04:57:27: KnightSwordfag 14takes it "What is it?"
04:57:39: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"This was my mothers, supposedly it's a good luck charm. I think you'll need the luck more than I."
04:57:53: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Alright, thanks."
04:57:58: KnightSwordfag 14equips the amulet, because why not.
04:58:12: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4It feels like an amulet
04:58:22: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Aren't you going to wake that cat being up?" says the man
04:58:26: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I am."
04:58:35: KnightSwordfag 14walks over, opening the carriage door, prodding Violet.
04:58:40: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Violet?"
04:59:00: VioletCatgirl 6mrewls, still sleeping.
04:59:23: KnightSwordfag 14shakes her shoulder "Violet, wake up."
04:59:36: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...eh.."
04:59:46: <VioletCatgirl> 6"yeh, i'm up..."
04:59:53: VioletCatgirl 6drowsily gets up.
05:00:00: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4SUDDENLY
05:00:02: <KnightSwordfag> 14"All set to move out then?"
05:00:07: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4you hear shouting from outside the carriage!
05:00:12: KnightSwordfag 14turns hish ead
05:00:13: <VioletCatgirl> 6"As ready as I'll g-"
05:00:14: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Gah, take this" the man's voice says
05:00:32: KnightSwordfag 14goes fast.
05:00:34: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Not again!"
05:01:00: VioletCatgirl 6wipes off her sleep drool and follows Swordfag
05:01:05: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Turning around , you see the man bashing a large rock onto the skull of a skeleton laying on the ground
05:01:12: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Neat."
05:01:15: KnightSwordfag 14gives him a thumbs up
05:01:41: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The man turns around and reveals the large cut across his chest
05:01:44: <KnightSwordfag> 14"You guys should get farther away, we'll - ah."
05:01:46: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Don't worry, I got this."
05:01:47: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"You should get a move on"
05:01:49: KnightSwordfag 14reaches onto his pocket.
05:02:02: KnightSwordfag 14retrieves a health potion, holding it out "Here, take it, and go back to the carriage."
05:02:16: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Ohh sir, you are too kind."
05:02:34: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The man winces trying to climb up into the carriage, his family follows.
05:02:38: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Just move it."
05:02:47: KnightSwordfag 14unsheathes his sword, resting it over his shoulder
05:03:00: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Where to, Sword?"
05:03:09: <KnightSwordfag> 14"First house to the gates to get the doorknob."
05:03:15: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Then we look for clues."
05:03:32: KnightSwordfag 14walks to the "gates", slowly, trying not to attract attention.
05:04:17: VioletCatgirl 6follows. What else can she do?
05:04:18: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Nothing attacks you
05:04:34: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The roads are empty, except for the stray rat here and there
05:04:37: KnightSwordfag 14tries to open the first door.
05:04:45: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
05:05:05: <KnightSwordfag> 14"That's spooky."
05:05:08: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4TWO SKELETONS
05:05:16: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oh jesus!"
05:05:18: <KnightSwordfag> 14"2spooky."
05:05:32: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Violet's turn
05:05:34: <KnightSwordfag> 14"This should be easy, let's do this."
05:05:45: <VioletCatgirl> 6AGI TACKLE OF COURSE
05:05:58: <KnightSwordfag> 14(DM, i -REALLY- think you should use a/v/RP for games like these.
05:05:59: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 14
05:06:15: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4(what's a/v/rp?)
05:06:19: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!"
05:06:23: <KnightSwordfag> 14(It's a system that has leveling, items and such.)
05:06:25: <KnightSwordfag> 14(Check it out later.)
05:06:32: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The skeleton don't even counter
05:06:47: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Hell yeah, kill it, Violet!"
05:06:52: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4It's spine snaps and the rest of the body falls to pieces the moment you touch it
05:06:54: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4fatty
05:07:06: <KnightSwordfag> 14"..Huh."
05:07:07: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Knight's turn
05:07:08: KnightSwordfag 14shrugs
05:07:12: VioletCatgirl 6lands on the ground with a sudden thud.
05:07:15: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Ah!"
05:07:23: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Woah."
05:07:26: <VioletCatgirl> 6"That was easy."
05:07:30: KnightSwordfag 14spins the sword on his hand, before attempting to strike the Skeleton's cranium with the flat of his blade, aiming to shatter it.
05:07:31: <KnightSwordfag> 14Sword roll.
05:07:46: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Rolling sword
05:07:53: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 2
05:08:00: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Enough."
05:08:48: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Just as planned, the sword flat hits the skeleton forehead, and a large crack splits down the middle of the skull, the continues down the rest of the skeleton.
05:08:51: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4It falls to pieces.
05:08:58: KnightSwordfag 14assumes a victory pose.
05:09:03: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Hell yeah, Motherfucker."
05:09:25: KnightSwordfag 14loots the skeletons! Anything?"
05:09:31: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Nothing
05:09:32: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Bones
05:09:36: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Pieces of bones
05:09:36: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Meh."
05:09:38: KnightSwordfag 14opens the door.
05:09:52: VioletCatgirl 6takes a bone.
05:10:03: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Dust rushes out at you and assaults your nostrils
05:10:13: KnightSwordfag 14plugs his nose, wincing.
05:10:14: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The house is empty and dank
05:10:24: KnightSwordfag 14carefully heads to the basement, to retrieve the doorknob.
05:10:42: VioletCatgirl 6coughs.
05:10:44: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Every step down the stairs releases a loud *creeeaaakkk*
05:10:59: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Can't be sneaky at all here."
05:11:01: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Every little noise echos throughout the house.
05:11:16: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Good thing it means that, if we hear nothing, it's empty."
05:11:21: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The basement is deathly silent
05:11:27: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4You hear something
05:11:31: KnightSwordfag 14frowns
05:11:36: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I hope there's a mouse."
05:11:39: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4*clack* *clack*
05:11:41: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Violet, see anything/"
05:11:41: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Haven't snacked in a while."
05:11:48: VioletCatgirl 6peers with NIGHT VISION
05:11:54: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4AND THEN A BIG SKELETON WITH TWO SWORDS POPPED OUT
05:11:59: KnightSwordfag 14sighs
05:12:03: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4AMBUSH MOVE
05:12:11: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4IT TAKES A WILD SWING AT KNIGHT
05:12:15: <KnightSwordfag> 14Counter, parry.
05:12:16: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Two swords, a big skeleton, and watch out right now."
05:12:22: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 24
05:12:26: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 29
05:13:03: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4*clang* go your swords, but the skeleton simply brute forces through, and knocks you into a pile of hay
05:13:08: <KnightSwordfag> 14"God damnit!"
05:13:14: KnightSwordfag 14coughs at the dust and hay
05:13:36: KnightSwordfag 14raises one hand "I'm alright."
05:13:37: <VioletCatgirl> 6AGI.
05:13:39: <VioletCatgirl> 6TACKLE.
05:13:42: <VioletCatgirl> 6THAT.
05:13:43: <VioletCatgirl> 6NIGGER.
05:13:47: KnightSwordfag 14stands up, dusting himself off
05:13:52: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 52
05:14:17: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Once again, you run as fast as you can and use physics to your advantage
05:14:27: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The skeleton attempts to counter
05:14:29: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 72
05:14:37: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4It fails miserably
05:14:40: KnightSwordfag 14smirks, pushing himself up
05:15:02: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Even with all it's height, the skeleton is still taken down by a small cat girl.
05:15:03: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Kyaaah~!"
05:15:09: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Hold him down!"
05:15:17: KnightSwordfag 14surges forward, leaping
05:15:27: <KnightSwordfag> 14Roll Sword, two handed strike RIGHT in it's fucking cranium while it's down.
05:15:51: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 92
05:15:55: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Oh god why."
05:16:00: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4You miss a stationary target
05:16:05: VioletCatgirl 6is feeling a sense of dread
05:16:12: KnightSwordfag 14goes a deep shade of red "I...uh..."
05:16:15: <KnightSwordfag> 14"MEANT...to do that."
05:16:19: KnightSwordfag 14sighs "Damnit."
05:16:34: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Okay just...let me try that again."
05:16:41: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Your sword bounces off the ground and sends a loud *CLANG* throughout the house.
05:16:50: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Oh dear."
05:16:50: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4more *clangings* can be heard from outside the house
05:17:05: <VioletCatgirl> 6"What's all that noise?"
05:17:08: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I can't focus!"
05:17:11: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I don't want to know."
05:17:18: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The Big Ass Skeleton does a double pincer slash at the cat girl on top of it
05:17:21: <KnightSwordfag> 14Counter.
05:17:24: <KnightSwordfag> 14Try that attack AGAIN.
05:17:25: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 44
05:17:30: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Right, this one will hit!"
05:17:31: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 40
05:17:32: KnightSwordfag 14raises his sword again
05:17:34: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Heeyah!"
05:17:43: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4*BONK*
05:17:50: <KnightSwordfag> 14"GET PWNZ SCRUBLORD."
05:18:07: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The skeleton's cranium is bounced against the ground, leaving a large crack on top of it's skull
05:18:17: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Attack it's weakspot for MASSIVE DAMAGE!"
05:18:30: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4SUDDENLY
05:18:43: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4MORE SKELETONS COME DOWN FROM THE STAIRS
05:18:50: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Fuck!"
05:18:57: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Why!?"
05:18:58: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE COMBINED WEIGHT OF THE SKELETONS BREAK THE STAIRCASE
05:19:01: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Finish off the big one, I'm covering you!"
05:19:34: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Holy crap in a cannon!"
05:19:45: <KnightSwordfag> 14>this many skeletons
05:19:45: <KnightSwordfag> 14Uh.
05:19:51: <KnightSwordfag> 14I think we're very dead.
05:19:51: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4This many skeletons.
05:20:02: KnightSwordfag 14grimaces
05:20:09: <VioletCatgirl> 6"How can there be so much!?"
05:20:11: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Well, we either hope for a miracle or pull something fast."
05:20:23: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Like a magic amulet."
05:20:25: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Huh."
05:20:28: <VioletCatgirl> 6"How about that."
05:20:31: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4(psst, maybe there's a non-combat solution)
05:20:40: VioletCatgirl 6pulls out the magic amulet from Sword's pocket
05:20:42: <KnightSwordfag> 14(I'm thinking of grabbing the thing and running like FUCK.)
05:20:44: KnightSwordfag 14is wearing it.
05:20:48: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Hey, it's not the amulet!"
05:20:53: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Oh."
05:20:55: <VioletCatgirl> 6"What /is/ this?"
05:20:56: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I think."
05:20:57: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4VIOLET'S TURN
05:21:00: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Oh."
05:21:05: <KnightSwordfag> 14"This is something that lady gave me."
05:21:08: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Said it's a good luck charm."
05:21:11: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Uhm.."
05:21:18: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Grab the doorknob and let's get the fuck out!?"
05:21:26: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Can you /use/ the amulet somehow?"
05:21:30: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I don't know!"
05:21:33: VioletCatgirl 6grabs it.
05:21:53: <VioletCatgirl> 6Is it usable in any way, YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist
05:21:53: KnightSwordfag 14looks for a way out. Anything?
05:22:00: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Maybe
05:22:14: VioletCatgirl 6looks for a button or something
05:22:26: VioletCatgirl 6tries licking it
05:22:30: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Ew."
05:22:32: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Upon examining the room, you notice light beaming through some cracks in a wooden trap door leading upwards.
05:22:42: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oh, light."
05:22:45: <VioletCatgirl> 6"And amulet."
05:22:46: KnightSwordfag 14looks for the doorknob. Anything?
05:23:06: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4There are 3 chests and 2 cabinets in the basement.
05:23:25: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The doorknob could be anywhere
05:23:30: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Damnit.."
05:23:51: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Hm."
05:23:51: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4It's Violet's turn.
05:24:02: VioletCatgirl 6hold the amulet in the light. Anything?
05:24:05: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Violet, whatever you're gonna do,, do it fast!"
05:24:15: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I'm thinking, hold on!"
05:24:23: <VioletCatgirl> 6"This has gotta do something, right?"
05:24:40: <VioletCatgirl> 6"It's not tasty, it has no buttons, maybe it reacts to light!"
05:24:51: KnightSwordfag 14sighs "Hope you're right."
05:25:02: <VioletCatgirl> 6YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist: Nothing happens, huh
05:25:11: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Nothing happens
05:25:17: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Craaaaap."
05:25:18: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4the skeletons are not amused.
05:25:28: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Uh... sorry about wasting your time."
05:25:42: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...I think we're going to have to leg it!"
05:26:06: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Yep."
05:26:13: <VioletCatgirl> 6"But they broke the stairs."
05:26:30: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Just look for something- how about that trap door?"
05:26:55: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The skeletons cross their arms and impatiently tap their feet.
05:27:01: VioletCatgirl 6, looking for any way out that isn't fighting 7 skeletons, tries the trap door.
05:27:06: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Sorry!"
05:27:12: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Wait."
05:27:20: <VioletCatgirl> 6"They're not attacking."
05:27:27: <KnightSwordfag> 14"So?"
05:27:28: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Or, that one did."
05:27:41: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I think they're just waiting for their turn."
05:27:42: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oh, fuck it. TRAP DOOR INSPECTION"
05:27:58: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Trap door inspection:
05:28:05: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4If you push it, it'll probably open.
05:28:11: VioletCatgirl 6pushes it.
05:28:18: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4It opens
05:28:33: VioletCatgirl 6goes inside it
05:28:37: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Yep."
05:28:47: KnightSwordfag 14chuckles nervously at the waiting skeletons.
05:28:51: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Violet escapes to the surface
05:28:51: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I uhm...Anyday now."
05:28:59: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Come along, Swordfag."
05:29:00: KnightSwordfag 14sidesteps toward the trapdoor
05:29:00: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Knight's turn
05:29:01: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Yep.."
05:29:05: <KnightSwordfag> 14Just gonna..
05:29:07: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Sorry, guys."
05:29:09: KnightSwordfag 14gets the fuck out of dodge.
05:29:13: <VioletCatgirl> 6"We kinda gotta, yeah, go.'
05:29:20: <VioletCatgirl> 6"We'll postpone it for later."
05:29:23: <KnightSwordfag> 14"How the hell are we going to get that doorknob?"
05:29:25: VioletCatgirl 6waves bye at the skeletons
05:29:33: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Fuck. If I know."
05:29:54: <KnightSwordfag> 14"And we still have to look for clues, damnit."
05:29:55: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4You look through your quest journal:
05:30:02: VioletCatgirl 6closes the trap door.
05:30:24: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4'the man talked of a merchant always visiting his neighbor, and the big scary butcher in the red building'
05:30:51: <KnightSwordfag> 14"No way in FUCK I'm going to fight a Zombie Butcher.
05:30:59: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Yeah, that'd kinda be stupid."
05:31:02: KnightSwordfag 14heads to the neighbor's house.
05:31:18: VioletCatgirl 6being an idiot and having no idea where to go follows.
05:31:26: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Do you open the door?
05:31:32: <KnightSwordfag> 14I look through the window first.
05:31:34: <KnightSwordfag> 14Anything?
05:31:44: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4You see
05:31:49: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Jewelry
05:31:52: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4lots of jewelry
05:31:55: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4and a zombie
05:31:58: <KnightSwordfag> 14"This is a trap."
05:32:04: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oooh, shiny."
05:32:08: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Think we can lure the zombie out and grab that?
05:32:12: VioletCatgirl 6has sparkles in her eyes.
05:32:15: <KnightSwordfag> 14"He LOOKS slow.."
05:32:22: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Yeah, distract the zombie."
05:32:26: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Okay."
05:32:27: KnightSwordfag 14opens the door.
05:32:39: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I haven't gotten a chance to do some burglary in a whiile."
05:32:39: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4AND THEN A ZOMBIE POPPED OUT
05:32:48: KnightSwordfag 14was already prepared for it, so he just backsteps.
05:32:55: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Come on, come over here."
05:33:02: VioletCatgirl 6opens the window and sneaks in.
05:33:07: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The zombie comes
05:33:19: KnightSwordfag 14just casually strolls around in a circle with the zombie following him.
05:33:19: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4stretching it's arms out forwards trying to grasp the standing meal
05:33:31: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Violet steps on a doorknob
05:33:37: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Ow."
05:33:42: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Wait a minute."
05:33:58: VioletCatgirl 6lifts up her foot to see what she stepped on.
05:34:06: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Upon further inspection, it's not a clear crystal doorknob.
05:34:14: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Just some shitty ass brass shit
05:34:27: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Violet, please hurry up.
05:34:29: KnightSwordfag 14keeps strolling.
05:34:29: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oh."
05:34:46: VioletCatgirl 6checks out the jewelry, and begins packing them into her kawaii sack
05:35:09: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4It's shiny
05:35:25: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Anything else in there?"
05:35:39: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4There are two doors
05:35:41: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Shining stuff, crystal stuff."
05:35:45: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Cool."
05:35:50: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Lots of stuff that is shiny."
05:35:53: <VioletCatgirl> 6"And two doors."
05:35:53: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4A left door, and a right door
05:36:00: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Can I come in and lock the zombie out?"
05:36:07: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Yeah, just do that."
05:36:19: KnightSwordfag 14does just that, closing the door on the zombie's face, making sure to close the window aswell.
05:36:31: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The zombie punches through the window
05:36:45: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Gah!"
05:36:48: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Then it falls stupidly into the house falling face-first onto the floor
05:36:56: <KnightSwordfag> 14Sword, kill it.
05:36:58: <KnightSwordfag> 14Stab it in the head.
05:37:00: <KnightSwordfag> 14While it's down.
05:37:01: <KnightSwordfag> 14Face first.
05:37:06: <KnightSwordfag> 14Come on it's an easy target.
05:37:06: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 83
05:37:11: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4ya stab it in the head
05:37:15: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Done."
05:37:19: KnightSwordfag 14removes the sword
05:37:29: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4brain and blood cover the nearby jewels
05:37:36: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Oh, ewww."
05:37:40: <KnightSwordfag> 14"We can clean that off on the pond."
05:37:45: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Just wrap it on some tissue or something."
05:37:51: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Sure enough."
05:37:56: <KnightSwordfag> 14"So, doors.."
05:38:03: KnightSwordfag 14walks over to the left door, putting an ear to it. Anything?
05:38:14: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Nothing
05:38:19: <KnightSwordfag> 14Right one, anything?
05:38:27: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Nothing
05:38:30: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Left."
05:38:33: KnightSwordfag 14opens the left one. CAREFULLY.
05:38:42: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4AND THEN NOTHING POPS OUT
05:38:44: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Bugs Bunny always takes the right turn and ends up lost."
05:38:46: KnightSwordfag 14nods
05:38:50: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4It's a bedroom
05:38:54: <KnightSwordfag> 14"We should check the right one anyway.
05:38:57: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4There's a bed and a chest
05:39:00: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Later."
05:39:04: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4this room is also full of jewelry
05:39:04: KnightSwordfag 14opens the chest, why not?
05:39:10: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The chest is empty
05:39:14: <KnightSwordfag> 14"This is way too much money .Odd."
05:39:14: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4How disappointing
05:39:22: VioletCatgirl 6lands on the bed. Pomf=3
05:39:24: KnightSwordfag 14looks around for clues inside the bedroom.
05:39:38: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4There's another doorknob on the ground
05:39:44: <KnightSwordfag> 14Look at it.
05:40:25: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4This doorknob is in the shape of a square, and is made of what appears to be bronze
05:40:32: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Not it."
05:40:39: KnightSwordfag 14pocket the jewels
05:40:49: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Still not a clue on this place.."
05:40:58: KnightSwordfag 14eyes Violet "What're you doing there?"
05:41:06: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Nothin'."
05:41:12: VioletCatgirl 6lies on the bed.
05:41:14: KnightSwordfag 14arches one eyebrow.
05:41:21: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Well, I'm going to check the other door.
05:41:28: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Sure."
05:41:29: KnightSwordfag 14walks out, opening the right door.
05:41:35: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4A SKELETON
05:41:38: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4does not pop out
05:41:38: <KnightSwordfag> 14"No."
05:41:42: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4nothing pops out
05:41:44: KnightSwordfag 14points at the invisible skeleton
05:41:45: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4it's the kitchen
05:41:45: VioletCatgirl 6sits up and follows.
05:41:46: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Not today."
05:41:54: KnightSwordfag 14inspects the kitchen for clues, woo!"
05:41:59: <Gypsy-chan> ((GET THE CATGIRL DRUNK))
05:42:05: <KnightSwordfag> 14(( NO. )
05:42:12: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The cupboards are full of rotton foodstuffs
05:42:18: <Gypsy-chan> ((YES))
05:42:18: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Ew."
05:42:31: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Bleh."
05:42:32: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Also a couple of doorknobs laying on the dining table
05:42:42: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Doorknob hog, GO!"
05:42:45: KnightSwordfag 14INSPECTS DOORKNOBS
05:42:46: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4None of them are clear crystal
05:42:57: <KnightSwordfag> 14"You know, wit hthe ammount of jewelery we're getting here, we could buy a house there."
05:43:03: KnightSwordfag 14gets up and sighs
05:43:06: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Yeah."
05:43:13: <VioletCatgirl> 6"You may have a point."
05:43:17: <KnightSwordfag> 14"C'mon, let's look around some more, we found nothing yet."
05:43:24: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Still have to think of a way to..hang on."
05:43:27: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I have an idea!"
05:43:32: <KnightSwordfag> 14"On how to fight those skeletons one on one."
05:43:39: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Tackle them?"
05:43:39: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Open the trapdoor. One comes through, we close it."
05:43:46: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The jewelry is heavy
05:43:48: VioletCatgirl 6does jazz-hands.
05:43:53: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Fight that guy, open again, repeat until they're dead."
05:44:09: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Slow, effective."
05:44:11: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Like it."
05:44:11: KnightSwordfag 14distributes the jewelery in several sacks.
05:44:14: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Yep."
05:44:23: <KnightSwordfag> 14"We'll set the weight down while doing it, so it doesn't hinder us, come on."
05:44:26: <VioletCatgirl> 6"It's not like we're pressed for time or anything."
05:44:28: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Smart
05:44:28: KnightSwordfag 14walks back to the trapdoor area
05:44:30: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Yeah."
05:44:37: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Just lure them, and i'll hit them from the back with my sword.
05:44:45: <KnightSwordfag> 14"A sneak attack should be a guaranteed kill."
05:44:54: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4(implying)
05:44:58: KnightSwordfag 14sets down several bags of jewelery down
05:45:02: <KnightSwordfag> 14(That's HIM thinking.)
05:45:10: VioletCatgirl 6reluctantly does the same thing.
05:45:10: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4(okay)
05:45:15: KnightSwordfag 14gets behind the trapdoor, nodding at her.
05:45:41: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The trapdoor sits there, waiting to be opened.
05:45:49: KnightSwordfag 14gets ready to HOOME RUUN.
05:46:02: VioletCatgirl 6opens the door.
05:46:24: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4*WACLANG*
05:46:25: <KnightSwordfag> 14http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s
05:46:27: <KnightSwordfag> 14MINIGAME STARTED
05:46:30: <KnightSwordfag> 14WHACK-A-SKELETON.
05:46:56: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The Big Ass Skeleton LEAPS out of the trap door, flies over the cat-girl, and lands behind her
05:47:01: <KnightSwordfag> 14Roll Sword, HOMERUN his face.
05:47:06: <KnightSwordfag> 14On the already cracked spot.
05:47:09: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Did one come out yet?"
05:47:12: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Yes."
05:47:13: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Close it."
05:47:14: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Now."
05:47:37: VioletCatgirl 6tries to close the door
05:47:41: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Rolling Swod
05:47:45: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 20
05:48:04: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The Big Ass Skeleton attempts to dodge
05:48:05: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 25
05:48:12: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Nigga, you ain't dodgin' this sneak attack."
05:48:18: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4And he was so amped up...
05:48:28: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Bonk
05:48:35: <KnightSwordfag> 14(Should they even be able to counter a sneak attack?)
05:48:40: <VioletCatgirl> 6Dynamic duo confirmed best duo
05:48:59: <KnightSwordfag> 14Yeah, the only thing that neither of them have is Wis, so no use with Lore/Magic rolls.
05:49:04: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4He was a super cool BigAssSkeleton, and he could've caught a glimpse of you when he FLEW out of the trapdoor
05:49:14: <KnightSwordfag> 14(I'm just asking.)
05:49:20: <KnightSwordfag> 14(I know- THAT- one saw us.)
05:49:22: VioletCatgirl 6ducks the swing
05:49:40: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The crack opens up even more, until the skull splits in two
05:49:43: <KnightSwordfag> 14Also, HOW BIG ARE HIS SWORDS, AND HOW DO THEY LOOK? Just out of curiosity?
05:49:50: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Like
05:49:54: KnightSwordfag 14nods at Violet to send in the next one.
05:50:03: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4You know those skeletons from Demons's's' souls?
05:50:06: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4In world 4?
05:50:06: <KnightSwordfag> 14Yes.
05:50:08: <KnightSwordfag> 14Already know.
05:50:12: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4That big
05:50:16: VioletCatgirl 6waits for a bit for Swordfag to stop ogling the blades.
05:50:36: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The large blades drop to the ground soon after the heap of bones.
05:50:50: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Ya done?"
05:50:50: KnightSwordfag 14decides to check them later, and for now, focus on the task ahead.
05:51:13: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Yep, send in the next one."
05:51:15: VioletCatgirl 6pokes open the door for the next whack-a-skeleton
05:51:39: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The skeletal mage fires a magic missile out of the opening, aim at the cat girl!
05:51:40: <KnightSwordfag> 14Roll Sword for HOME RUN.
05:51:48: <KnightSwordfag> 14As a counter- wait
05:51:49: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4ROLLING SWORD LOL
05:51:50: <KnightSwordfag> 14He isn't out yet?
05:51:51: <KnightSwordfag> 14WAIT
05:51:51: <KnightSwordfag> 14WAIT
05:51:51: <KnightSwordfag> 14WAIT
05:51:54: <KnightSwordfag> 14I HAVE ABETTER IDEA.
05:51:57: <KnightSwordfag> 14HE ISN'T OUT YET?
05:52:00: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4No
05:52:06: <KnightSwordfag> 14Roll Sword to DEFLECT THE PROJECTILE BACK ONTO HIS FACE.
05:52:20: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Skeleton mage rolls
05:52:22: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 35
05:52:24: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Nifty!"
05:52:28: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Counter roll is
05:52:33: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 88
05:52:35: KnightSwordfag 14tries to homerun
05:52:36: KnightSwordfag 14fails
05:52:47: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Woah, look out!"
05:52:51: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"I am so good at baseball" The Knight thinks to himself
05:52:56: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Big shiny!"
05:53:06: KnightSwordfag 14misses horribly
05:53:13: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4But his swing just misses the projectile, and he get fucking BLASTED IN THE FACE
05:53:18: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Wah!"
05:53:21: <KnightSwordfag> 14*Pomf*
05:53:22: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4ON HIS ASS
05:53:32: KnightSwordfag 14pokes at his sizzling hair
05:53:35: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Ow."
05:53:52: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Alright?"
05:53:55: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Another bolt of magic is sent out of the trap door!
05:53:56: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Let me try that again."
05:53:58: <KnightSwordfag> 14SWORD
05:53:58: KnightSwordfag 14stands
05:54:01: <VioletCatgirl> 6"That looks like it h- AH!"
05:54:02: <KnightSwordfag> 14TRY TO HIT IT AGAIN
05:54:06: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 37
05:54:07: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4COUNTER
05:54:13: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 12
05:54:19: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I'M A PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL PLAYER."
05:54:24: KnightSwordfag 14sword glows with an AWESOME POWWEERR
05:54:34: KnightSwordfag 14squints
05:54:43: <KnightSwordfag> 14"It's fucking on now."
05:54:50: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4A 90 MPH fastbolt comes towards the knight
05:55:05: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"no batta, no batta" yells the skeletal mage
05:55:26: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4BUT THROUGH ALL OF THE ODDS, THE KNIGHT SWINGS HIS BLADE FULL FORCE
05:55:45: VioletCatgirl 6hums that baseball organ tune
05:55:51: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4SMACKING THE BOLT WITH THE FLAT OF HIS SWORD HE SENDS IT FLYING, SPINNING RIGHT BACK INTO THE MAGE'S BONEY FACE
05:56:07: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4It exlodes
05:56:15: KnightSwordfag 14bows
05:56:22: KnightSwordfag 14shuffles back behind the trap door
05:56:47: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The rest of the skeletons try to climb out of the trapdoor, but are pretty short, and when one of them final gets a grip on the exit, they are knocked away by a fellow skeleton
05:57:01: KnightSwordfag 14takes aim
05:57:01: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Heh."
05:57:08: <VioletCatgirl> 6"The last few aren't a challenge."
05:57:13: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Should we head in?"
05:57:18: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Use your throwing stuff."
05:57:25: KnightSwordfag 14motions to the shitty throwing knives they got.
05:57:29: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...My wh- OH."
05:57:39: <VioletCatgirl> 6AGI, THROW DEM KNIVES AT THE SKELETONS
05:57:40: <KnightSwordfag> 14"It's like target practice."
05:57:50: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4smart
05:57:54: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4AGI ROLL
05:58:11: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 80
05:58:25: KnightSwordfag 14Grabs a set of throwing knives aswell, standing beside Violet and taking aim.
05:58:53: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Violet grab a bunch of shitty knives between her fingers, and throws them at the group of targets standing right below her
05:58:55: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4and misses
05:58:58: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4miserably
05:59:01: <KnightSwordfag> 14Roll AGI
05:59:02: <KnightSwordfag> 14THROW KNIVES
05:59:07: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Let me try."
05:59:08: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4ROLLING AGI
05:59:12: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 73
05:59:21: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
05:59:25: KnightSwordfag 14looks annoyed.
05:59:27: <VioletCatgirl> 6"These knives suck."
05:59:30: KnightSwordfag 14wanders over to one of the giant swords
05:59:32: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Knight grabs a bunch of shitty knives between his fingers, and throws them at the group of targets standing right below him
05:59:33: KnightSwordfag 14grabs it
05:59:33: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4and misses
05:59:36: <KnightSwordfag> 14ROLL AGI
05:59:37: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4horribly
05:59:38: <KnightSwordfag> 14TOSS MASSIVE SWORD
05:59:43: <KnightSwordfag> 14AT SKELETONS
05:59:50: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4I'll do a AGI AND STR roll
05:59:54: <KnightSwordfag> 14Hmm.
05:59:59: <KnightSwordfag> 14How aobut drop it on their face instead then?
06:00:08: <VioletCatgirl> 6hue
06:00:11: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4ROLLING
06:00:24: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 29
06:00:32: KnightSwordfag 14arm glows with an AWESOME POWEEER
06:00:42: <KnightSwordfag> 14>just below my str threshold
06:00:42: <KnightSwordfag> 14YES
06:01:08: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4With the great width, length, and weight of the large sword, the skeletons below are crushed to smithereens
06:01:11: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4the basement is safe
06:01:15: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4(probably)
06:01:16: <KnightSwordfag> 14"That's better.
06:01:19: KnightSwordfag 14slides down
06:01:24: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Fuck the police."
06:01:51: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Once again
06:01:55: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4there's 3 chests
06:01:57: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 2 cabinets
06:01:59: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4nothing more
06:02:11: KnightSwordfag 14opens the chests first, waiting for Violet to stop being afk.
06:02:12: VioletCatgirl 6opens a cabinet
06:02:42: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4They're all fucking empty
06:02:45: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4but
06:02:56: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Wow."
06:03:04: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4upon opening a certain cabinet drawer, a secret passageway opens in the wall
06:03:07: <VioletCatgirl> 6"None of those have any thing?"
06:03:12: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I don't like this."
06:03:14: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I have an idea."
06:03:16: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4*crrrrrrrrr*
06:03:18: KnightSwordfag 14grabs the JEWELS
06:03:23: KnightSwordfag 14puts them all in a chest.
06:03:24: KnightSwordfag 14closes it.
06:03:26: <KnightSwordfag> 14"There."
06:03:32: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Now nobody will steal them, hopefully.
06:03:42: KnightSwordfag 14also closes the trapdoor.
06:03:43: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Yeah."
06:04:04: <KnightSwordfag> 14"So do we...go through?"
06:04:06: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Inside the secret passageway, lies a small table
06:04:17: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4upon that table lies
06:04:18: VioletCatgirl 6goes through. "Of course, silly."
06:04:20: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4a doorknob
06:04:24: KnightSwordfag 14follows her
06:04:27: <VioletCatgirl> 6"We're not going to do /nothing/."
06:04:48: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4It's not just any shitty knock-off doorknob this time though
06:04:51: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I dunno, looks ominous."
06:04:51: VioletCatgirl 6inspects the doorknob.
06:05:09: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4lycobroncuic banomiun, clear crystal, shinier than any of the jewelry you've picked up so far
06:05:29: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Yeah!"
06:05:36: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...I think this is the lycanthropy baconum!"
06:05:39: KnightSwordfag 14checks his quest log. What are we supposed to do here again?
06:05:44: KnightSwordfag 14From the King's quest, I mean.
06:05:58: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4King's quest was...
06:06:01: <VioletCatgirl> 6King's quest was kill the lich.
06:06:13: <VioletCatgirl> 6This is just a stupid family heirloom you accepted without a second thought
06:06:15: <KnightSwordfag> 14Yeah,but why did he send us here?
06:06:36: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4kill/find a way to weaken the lich
06:06:51: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4also to thin the forces of the necromancer's army
06:06:53: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Let's deliver this, and rest for the day?"
06:06:56: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4>lich
06:06:57: KnightSwordfag 14eyes Violet
06:07:01: VioletCatgirl 6takes out the amulet and taps the doorknob with it.
06:07:04: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Sure."
06:07:10: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I just don't know what this is good for, though."
06:07:11: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Nothing happens
06:07:12: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Gimme the amulet, please?"
06:07:29: KnightSwordfag 14makes sure to grab the jewels on the chest, hefting them as they make their way back.
06:07:32: VioletCatgirl 6smirks. "/Why/?"
06:07:38: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...I dunno."
06:07:42: <KnightSwordfag> 14"She said it brings good luck."
06:08:07: <VioletCatgirl> 6"And you wouldn't want anything to happen to me, would you?"
06:08:11: VioletCatgirl 6chuckles.
06:08:16: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Actually, that makes sense."
06:08:18: <KnightSwordfag> 14"You keep it."
06:08:19: VioletCatgirl 6also helps take jewelry
06:08:32: KnightSwordfag 14chuckles, smiling afterwards, making his way back to the family carriage.
06:08:48: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Just to be sure, are you wearing the amulet, or just holding it?
06:08:53: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Where's the family we're supposed to meet, anyways?"
06:08:56: <VioletCatgirl> 6Wearing.
06:08:59: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Okay
06:09:07: <KnightSwordfag> 14"The Carriage, I sent them there so they'd be safer."
06:09:38: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4A cold wind blows through the trap door
06:09:59: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4And then an eerie silence passes through the trap door
06:10:09: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Do you hear that?"
06:10:11: KnightSwordfag 14already passed through the trap door, right..?
06:10:14: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Hear what?"
06:10:18: <VioletCatgirl> 6"That silence."
06:10:23: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...?"
06:10:28: <VioletCatgirl> 6"It's dead silent."
06:10:36: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Too silent."
06:10:41: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Really, really silent."
06:10:45: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Extra silent."
06:10:46: KnightSwordfag 14puts one hand on his sword, frowning.
06:11:00: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Nothing happens, I thought you guys were sitting in the basement motionless
06:11:02: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4nevermind it
06:11:11: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4And so you walk back to the carriage
06:11:33: KnightSwordfag 14checks the doorknob one last time.
06:11:33: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The whole family comes out and greets you
06:11:44: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Hiya~!"
06:11:47: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The doorknob glimmers brilliantly in the sunlight
06:11:48: VioletCatgirl 6waves hi.
06:11:50: <KnightSwordfag> 14"We got the thing."
06:11:52: KnightSwordfag 14motions to it.
06:12:03: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4It glows with almost a blinding glare
06:12:16: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Ah, good good." says the man
06:12:18: <KnightSwordfag> 14"What is this stuff anyway?"
06:12:26: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4the children are clearly excited, the woman smiles
06:12:26: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Yeah."
06:12:33: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Who makes a crystal doorknob?"
06:12:43: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The man takes the doorknob from you
06:12:44: <KnightSwordfag> 14"And what is this Crystal so important or valuable?"
06:12:48: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Ah yes, this is it."
06:12:57: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"This is it right here."
06:13:11: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...This isn't just a doorknob..is it?"
06:13:19: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"You two have found something, very very precious to me."
06:13:34: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Oh no it's much more than that, hahahaha.... I think it's time for your reward!"
06:13:39: VioletCatgirl 6has a bad feeling in the back of her brain.
06:13:41: <KnightSwordfag> 14"You're not going to reveal you're the necromancer, right?"
06:13:47: <KnightSwordfag> 14"And try to kill us both, right?"
06:13:52: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"n-no
06:13:56: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4shut up"
06:13:56: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Because that'd be adick move."
06:14:00: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Oh, come on."
06:14:02: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Let's be buds."
06:14:06: <VioletCatgirl> 6"This ain't no phylactery or anything."
06:14:10: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I hope."
06:14:21: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Ugh
06:14:34: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4SUDDENLY
06:14:35: <VioletCatgirl> 6We kinda totally killed it didn't we
06:14:44: <KnightSwordfag> 14Called it so hard.
06:14:58: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE MAN AND WOMEN EXPLODE IN A BURST OF FLESH AND GORE
06:15:06: <KnightSwordfag> 14"TAKE OFF THE AMULET NOW, VIOLET!"
06:15:09: KnightSwordfag 14unsheathes his sword
06:15:13: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Wait, what?"
06:15:17: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THEIR BODIES INTERMINGLE AND FORM THE SHAPE OF A HORRIBLE LICH
06:15:18: <KnightSwordfag> 14"-DO IT-."
06:15:23: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE AMULET TIGHTENS AROUND VIOLET'S NECK
06:15:26: KnightSwordfag 14eyes the Lich "And you, fuck off!"
06:15:27: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4AW SHET
06:15:28: VioletCatgirl 6takes off the am-
06:15:30: <KnightSwordfag> 14ROLL SWORD
06:15:32: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Gchk!"
06:15:33: <KnightSwordfag> 14CUT THE AMULET IN HALF.
06:15:45: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE CHILDREN LAUGH MANIACALLY
06:15:48: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4ROLLING SWORD
06:15:52: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 24
06:16:07: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE CHILDREN JUMP IN FRONT OF YOU
06:16:17: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THEY TRY TO COUNTER
06:16:25: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 47
06:16:41: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Lich, FUCK off, I'm not in the mood for this twist shit!"
06:16:46: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE CHILDREN ARE TOO SLOW TO DISTRACT YOU FRO YOUR GOAL
06:17:05: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE AMULET SLICES EASILY AS YOU JUST BARELY AVOID CHOPPING VIOLET'S HEAD CLEAN OFF
06:17:23: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"I'M NOT A LICH"
06:17:24: <VioletCatgirl> 6"-Ah!"
06:17:24: KnightSwordfag 14aims his sword at the Lich, striking the BADDASSEST pose he can bolster.
06:17:28: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Stop it ayway."
06:17:34: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"I'M A DRAGON!"
06:17:36: <KnightSwordfag> 14"How about we talk this shit over?"
06:17:43: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"OKAY NEVERMIND"
06:17:45: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Instead of you trying to lichify, enslaveo r..whatever her?"
06:17:55: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"I'M A LICH, BRO"
06:18:00: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Cool."
06:18:06: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT"
06:18:09: <KnightSwordfag> 14"And this is your phylactery."
06:18:13: VioletCatgirl 6coughs. "Yeah, kinda got it."
06:18:13: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Right?"
06:18:29: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4NO
06:18:31: KnightSwordfag 14tigthens the grip on his sword
06:18:31: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4SHUT UP
06:18:33: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Eat THIS!"
06:18:35: <KnightSwordfag> 14Roll Sword.
06:18:36: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4COMBAT
06:18:37: <KnightSwordfag> 14Cu the doorknob in half.
06:19:13: <KnightSwordfag> 14Aww.
06:19:17: KnightSwordfag 14goes back to the turn line then.
06:19:25: KnightSwordfag 14eyes Violet "Are you alright?"
06:19:41: VioletCatgirl 6gasps for air. "Yes, yes!"
06:19:44: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Fine!"
06:19:48: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Dandy!"
06:19:49: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Good, let's finish this asshole."
06:20:22: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE LICH REVIVES A GROUP OF DEAD WOODLAND CRITTERS LAYING AROUND
06:20:36: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4OR DOES HE
06:20:40: <KnightSwordfag> 14Counter.
06:20:46: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4COUNTERING
06:20:49: <KnightSwordfag> 14Strike at him with the Sword to interrupt the enchantment.
06:20:55: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 25
06:20:56: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 65
06:21:36: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The knight is too slow, and before he can strike, a wave of energy bursts from the Lich, bringing to (un)life, a horde of animals!
06:21:40: VioletCatgirl 6catches her breath.
06:21:45: <KnightSwordfag> 14"This keeps getting better."
06:21:48: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oh, goody."
06:21:59: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Violet, get the horses on the carriage ready to move if shit goes south."
06:22:06: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Violet's turn
06:22:46: <VioletCatgirl> 6CAT BURGLAR, SWIPE DAT PHYLACTERY
06:22:52: <KnightSwordfag> 14I -knew- you'd do that.
06:23:03: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4ROLLING CAT BURGLAR
06:23:09: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 74
06:23:13: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE LICH COUNTERS
06:23:19: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4oh boy
06:23:21: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 1
06:23:25: <KnightSwordfag> 14I -knew- it.
06:23:35: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I'll get it!"
06:23:41: <VioletCatgirl> 6"What's a phylactery, anyways?"
06:23:49: <KnightSwordfag> 14"..The doorknob, Violet."
06:23:52: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The cat girl leaps up and swipes at the doorknob that the lich is carrying
06:24:00: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Why are doorknobs called that?"
06:24:08: <KnightSwordfag> 14"God damnit - watch it!"
06:24:14: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Only to be electrocuted by a surge of dark energy!
06:24:23: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Oh, ri- GGHhgGHGHG"
06:24:36: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The shock blows he back, throwing her against the ground!
06:24:42: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Oh. Fuck."
06:24:48: VioletCatgirl 6tumbles on the dirt.
06:25:18: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Lich turn
06:25:38: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The Lich charges up a sphere of dark power in the doorknob
06:25:40: <KnightSwordfag> 14Counter, slash at the Doorknob to at LEAST destabilize him if I can't destroy it.
06:25:46: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Oh no you Don't!"
06:25:58: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4You totally already countered this turn
06:26:05: <KnightSwordfag> 14Can only coutner once?"
06:26:06: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Please go
06:26:07: <KnightSwordfag> 14Sheeit.
06:26:11: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4niggaaaaa
06:26:18: <KnightSwordfag> 14kk nvm.
06:26:27: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Luckily for you the lich rolls 93
06:26:48: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The power dissipates, and sparks run off the lich's arms
06:26:57: <KnightSwordfag> 14"You're mine, asshole."
06:26:58: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"No, curses!"
06:27:03: KnightSwordfag 14draws his sword back, rushing forward.
06:27:10: <KnightSwordfag> 14Roll Sword, STRIKE AT THE DOORKNOB WITH ALL MIGHT.
06:27:21: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4EIGHT
06:27:26: <KnightSwordfag> 14HAHA
06:27:29: <KnightSwordfag> 14CAN I MONOLOGUE?
06:27:33: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE LICH COUNTERS
06:27:36: <KnightSwordfag> 14OH FUCK OH FUCK
06:27:39: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4AW SHET
06:27:40: <KnightSwordfag> 14EVERYTHING'S RIDING ON THIS FUUUCK
06:27:40: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4NIGGER
06:27:43: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4BACK THE
06:27:43: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4FUCK
06:27:44: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4UP
06:27:46: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4FIVE
06:27:51: <KnightSwordfag> 14JESUS CHRIST
06:27:53: <VioletCatgirl> 6FFFF
06:27:57: <KnightSwordfag> 14This is going to be some epic shit right here
06:27:57: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4IVE
06:28:15: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"HAYA!" SAY SHOUT, LEAPING INTO THE AIR!
06:28:17: <KnightSwordfag> 14Doesn't he get a malus for failing that spell or something?- WAIT.
06:28:20: <KnightSwordfag> 14The Lich already COUNTERED.
06:28:27: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Yeah
06:28:29: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4he did
06:28:34: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4he's countering again
06:28:36: <KnightSwordfag> 14...So he gets two counters?
06:28:38: <KnightSwordfag> 14And we don't?
06:28:39: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4yeah
06:28:46: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4he does
06:28:46: <KnightSwordfag> 14Aww man, seriously?
06:28:49: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4seriously
06:28:51: <KnightSwordfag> 14Oh well.
06:29:16: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4WITH ALL YOUR KNIGHTY MIGHT, YOU FOCUS EVERY OUNCE OF SWORDSMANSHIP KNOWLEDGE YOU HAVE INTO THIS BLOW
06:29:39: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"AHA! NOW I'VE FIGURED IT OUT! NOW I CAN CONTRROOLLLL ITTT!"
06:29:45: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE LICH LAUGHS WILDLY
06:29:48: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Oh shit-."
06:30:04: VioletCatgirl 6weakly looks up to see the events happening
06:30:07: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE KNIGHT'S BLADE COLLIDES WITH THE GLOWING DOORKNOB
06:30:20: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Everything goes white
06:30:36: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4SUDDENLY
06:30:42: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4YOUR EYES BEGIN TO WORK AGAIN
06:30:47: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4YOUR SENSES COME BACK TO YOU
06:31:12: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE WEAPON IN YOUR HAND, YOU NOTICE SOMETHING MISSING
06:31:17: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE BLADE HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF
06:31:27: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Damnit."
06:31:40: KnightSwordfag 14is sure glad he has the giant skeleton's blade, right?
06:31:53: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Not right
06:31:56: <KnightSwordfag> 14Aww.
06:31:57: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4it was too heavy
06:32:06: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Fuck."
06:32:17: KnightSwordfag 14steps back "Think, think..."
06:32:22: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4UNDEADCRITTERS TUN
06:32:44: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4ALL KINDS OF SQUIRRELS AND BIRDS AND BUGS AND LIVESTOCK CHARGE AT YOU, FROM EVERY DIRECTION
06:32:56: <VioletCatgirl> 6AGI ROLL
06:32:59: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
06:33:06: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 100
06:33:07: <KnightSwordfag> 14 100 or 1.
06:33:08: <KnightSwordfag> 14hAHAHAHA
06:33:10: <KnightSwordfag> 14OH GOD AHAHAHA
06:33:15: <VioletCatgirl> 6DIS SHIT IS BAMBI
06:33:17: KnightSwordfag 14covers himself, sure this is the final blow.
06:33:34: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE ANIMALS STOP JUST BEFORE REACHING THE PARTY MEMBERS, AND START ATTACKING EACH OTHER
06:33:39: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Uh.."
06:33:48: KnightSwordfag 14arches one eyebrow
06:33:55: VioletCatgirl 6slowly comes to her feet, chuckling.
06:34:02: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I need a sword..."
06:34:04: KnightSwordfag 14grimaces
06:34:06: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The critters are now distracted, and will soon kill each other off soon.
06:34:13: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4CHILDREN'S TUN
06:34:42: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE TWO DEMONIC CHILDREN SUMMON ENERGY SPEARS
06:34:49: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4AND THROW THEM AT THE KNIGHT
06:34:58: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4OH GOD MY BALLS
06:35:00: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 97
06:35:05: KnightSwordfag 14covers himself again
06:35:09: <KnightSwordfag> 14"OKAY, NOW I'M DEAD."
06:35:19: VioletCatgirl 6continues to watch, in mixes of horror and amazement
06:35:27: <VioletCatgirl> 6"So many animals."
06:35:27: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The glowing javelins of death strike the knight RIGHT IN THE HEAD
06:35:35: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4And bounce harmlessly off of his iron helmet
06:35:39: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Fighting eachother."
06:35:40: <KnightSwordfag> 14"..."
06:35:55: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Good thing I wear a helmet."
06:36:02: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Violet, do you see any swords lying around?"
06:36:05: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4LICH TURN
06:36:08: VioletCatgirl 6licks her lips. "Squirrels, robins, thrushes, tits, racoons..."
06:36:11: <KnightSwordfag> 14INVENTORY CHECK.
06:36:16: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4what
06:36:20: <KnightSwordfag> 14What do we have?
06:36:24: <KnightSwordfag> 14On our inventory, I mean.
06:36:39: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4shitty leather armor, shitty knives, 200 gold, lots of jewelry
06:36:49: KnightSwordfag 14has had an idea.
06:36:54: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4no you dont
06:36:58: <KnightSwordfag> 14Yes., I will.
06:37:00: VioletCatgirl 6is suddenly dreading the worst
06:37:07: KnightSwordfag 14just waits for his turn.
06:37:07: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4LICH TURN
06:37:28: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"BEUEUAHWHAHWHAHHAH"
06:37:43: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE LICH RAISES THE DOORKNOB HIGH INTO THE AIR
06:37:49: <KnightSwordfag> 14COUNTER WITH AGI, EMPTY A BAG AND TOSS IT OVER HIS HEAD SO HE'S BLIND.
06:38:01: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4UH
06:38:02: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4ER
06:38:03: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4OKAY
06:38:06: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4AGI ROLL
06:38:10: <KnightSwordfag> 14"CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE."
06:38:10: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4I MEAN
06:38:16: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4LICH ROLL AND THEN AGI COUNTER
06:38:24: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 91
06:38:26: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 80
06:38:32: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4CONVENIENT
06:38:32: <KnightSwordfag> 14>They both fail
06:38:33: <KnightSwordfag> 14my sides
06:38:41: KnightSwordfag 14just awkwardly tosses the bag two feet.
06:38:42: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Huh."
06:38:44: <VioletCatgirl> 6 10/10.
06:39:07: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE DOORKNOB LOSES ALL OF IT'S GLOW, dropping right onto the lich's head!
06:39:14: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Violet, just destroy that thing!"
06:39:18: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4it bounces and rolls to the floor
06:39:38: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The knight throws an empty bag at the lich's face
06:39:42: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
06:39:45: KnightSwordfag 14Points at him
06:39:46: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Shiny!"
06:39:46: <KnightSwordfag> 14"HAHA, FAGGOT."
06:39:52: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4It smack the lich in the shoulder, and falls off
06:40:00: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4the lich falls to his knees
06:40:02: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4drained
06:40:07: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4VIOLET'S TURN
06:40:18: KnightSwordfag 14starts performing the movements of the crab "Destroy it!"
06:40:23: <VioletCatgirl> 6STR, stomp the doorknob.
06:40:36: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4STR ROLL
06:40:40: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 57
06:40:55: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4YOU PLANT YOU KAWAII FEET DOWN ON THE DOORKNOB AS HARD AS YOU CAN
06:41:03: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4BUT ONLY HURT YOURSELF, AS IT IS VERY HARD
06:41:07: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Gh!"
06:41:09: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Ow!"
06:41:18: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Damnit - try it again, I'll try to hold him off!"
06:41:23: VioletCatgirl 6sniffles a bit.
06:41:37: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4LICH TURN
06:41:48: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The lich grabs the doorknob, and raises it once more
06:41:55: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4COME TO ME
06:41:58: <KnightSwordfag> 14He doesn't have to roll to grab it?
06:41:58: <KnightSwordfag> 14But ok
06:42:07: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Violet- do something!"
06:42:11: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4MY POWER!
06:42:16: <VioletCatgirl> 6Counter!
06:42:19: <VioletCatgirl> 6CAT BURGLAR!
06:42:22: <VioletCatgirl> 6SWIPE
06:42:22: <VioletCatgirl> 6DAT
06:42:23: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4AW SHET
06:42:24: <VioletCatgirl> 6SHIT
06:42:32: <KnightSwordfag> 14WHY DOES HE KEEP GETTING THESE ROLLS OH LORD
06:42:38: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE LICH TRIES TO FOCUS HIS ENERGY
06:42:39: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 48
06:42:45: <KnightSwordfag> 14COME ON COME ON
06:42:48: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4BUT THEN THE FUCKING CAT BITCH POUNCES
06:42:50: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 17
06:42:53: <KnightSwordfag> 14DAAAYUM
06:42:57: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
06:43:00: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Nyah~t in my lifetime!"
06:43:04: KnightSwordfag 14points at the Lich
06:43:07: <KnightSwordfag> 14"You are already dead."
06:43:13: VioletCatgirl 6feels something slap her in the face.
06:43:16: <KnightSwordfag> 14http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pedNUK4hUZU&feature=related
06:43:19: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE CATGIRL SWIPES THE DOORKNOB AWAY, AND DOES A TUCK-AND-ROLL AS SHE LANDS
06:43:25: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Aaaaaa...."
06:43:43: <KnightSwordfag> 14ROLL FOR FIST OF THE NORTH CRAB, PUNCH THE LICH SO -FUCKING FAST HE'S DESORIENTATED AND IT HURTS OH GOD WHY. AGI roll.
06:43:59: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4>punch
06:44:01: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4>agi
06:44:04: <KnightSwordfag> 14It's not punching with strenght.
06:44:06: <Dragas> Wouldn't that be STR?
06:44:07: <KnightSwordfag> 14it's punching FAST.
06:44:08: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4not so fast, fuckface
06:44:14: <VioletCatgirl> 6>Dis nigga don't know what an ATATATATATATATATA is
06:44:19: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4ROLLING AGI
06:44:20: <Dragas> >fist of the north
06:44:20: <Dragas> >not stronk
06:44:29: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 27
06:44:29: <KnightSwordfag> 14He isn't doing it strongly, he's just doing it FAST.
06:44:36: <KnightSwordfag> 14See ,it'd clear the STR thing anyway.
06:44:42: <KnightSwordfag> 14"TATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATATATATATATATA"
06:44:45: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4IT'S TOO BAD THAT THE LICH COUNTERS WITH 15
06:44:52: <KnightSwordfag> 14WHY
06:44:54: <VioletCatgirl> 6FUUCK
06:44:56: <Dragas> BASED LICH
06:45:07: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"AAATATATATATATATATATATATATA" YOU SAY, THROWING A FLURRY OF PUNCHES AT THE WEAKENED LICH
06:45:15: <KnightSwordfag> 14Fucking Lich with infinite counters.
06:45:17: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4SUDDENLY
06:45:18: <KnightSwordfag> 14"TATAATATAATATATATATATATTAATTA"
06:45:20: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Swordfag, stop the stupid crab shit."
06:45:26: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4A SHADOW FIGURE APPEARS IN FRONT OF THE LICH
06:45:28: <VioletCatgirl> 6"This is serious."
06:45:33: KnightSwordfag 14rears his fist back
06:45:35: <KnightSwordfag> 14"UATCHA!"
06:45:39: <Dragas> Lich confirmed for being dio brando
06:45:46: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE HUMANOID FIGURE STARTS THROWING A FLURRY BACK AT YOU
06:45:51: <KnightSwordfag> 14"WHY."
06:45:53: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA"
06:46:11: <KnightSwordfag> 14"It's not my fault I don't have a sword - OW!"
06:46:23: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"MUUDDAAA!"
06:46:27: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Use the broken o- Oh no."
06:46:29: <KnightSwordfag> 14"You're a -DICK-."
06:46:36: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4IT KICKS YOU IN THE FACE AND YOU GO FLLYYYIING BACK
06:47:02: <VioletCatgirl> 6"SWORDFAG!"
06:47:12: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Ow -MY FACE."
06:47:25: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Soshite, toki ga ugokidasu"
06:47:40: <Dragas> TG, I dun speak chink
06:47:44: KnightSwordfag 14stays on the floor. Ow.
06:47:46: <Dragas> plx translate
06:47:57: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"Time flows again"
06:48:04: <Dragas> Thats better.
06:48:05: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4CHILDREN TURN
06:48:32: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE CHILDREN TRY TO RAISE THE DOORKNOB ABOVE THE LICH FOR HIM
06:48:39: <VioletCatgirl> 6I totally have it.
06:48:49: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THEY TRY TO STEAL IT
06:48:50: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 93
06:48:54: <VioletCatgirl> 6hue
06:48:54: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4IT DONT WORK
06:48:55: <VioletCatgirl> 6DESE KIDS
06:48:57: <KnightSwordfag> 14THESE CHILDREN
06:49:00: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Hey, hey now!"
06:49:06: KnightSwordfag 14grunts, trying to push himself up, failing rather miserably.
06:49:12: VioletCatgirl 6holds it up high
06:49:16: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Heheheh."
06:49:26: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Nope."
06:49:32: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4LICH'S TURN
06:49:34: <VioletCatgirl> 6"You can't have it."
06:49:50: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4SUDDENLY
06:50:04: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4A BOLT OF DARK ENERGY IS EMITTED FROM THE DOORKNOB
06:50:10: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4STRIKING OF THE CHILDREN
06:50:18: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Huh?"
06:50:25: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4LICH'S TUN
06:50:29: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4TURN*
06:50:34: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"YOU FOOL!"
06:50:38: <VioletCatgirl> 6Did the kids just die?
06:50:43: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Wh-what?"
06:50:44: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4One of them did
06:50:51: <VioletCatgirl> 6"..."
06:50:53: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"YOU FOOLISH FOOL!"
06:51:08: KnightSwordfag 14is still eating grass. Yep.
06:51:13: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE LICH SLITHERS UP TO YOU WITH UNEXPECTED SPEED
06:51:32: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"GIVE ME... THE DOORRRRKNOOOBBB!"
06:51:40: <VioletCatgirl> 6AGI COUNTER, WHIP THE CHILD'S CORPSE AT HIM
06:52:08: VioletCatgirl 6still holding the glass high
06:52:08: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE LICH GRABS A PILE OF THE SHITTY KNIVES THAT YOU HAD
06:52:15: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4AND ATTEMPTS TO THROW IT AT YOU
06:52:18: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 52
06:52:20: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4BUT YOU COUNTER WITH
06:52:31: <VioletCatgirl> 6Uh oh
06:52:33: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4GET A LOAD OF THIS SHIT
06:52:35: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4 1
06:52:37: <KnightSwordfag> 14HAH
06:52:38: <VioletCatgirl> 6YES.
06:52:40: <KnightSwordfag> 14Violet confirmed for MVP.
06:52:50: <KnightSwordfag> 14>HURT SWORD, CRITICALS EVERYWHERE.
06:53:00: <VioletCatgirl> 6Every time.
06:53:21: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4YOU GRAB THE CHILD'S LEG, AND THE DOORKNOB'S POWER SURGES THROUGH YOUR ARM TO IT'S BODY
06:53:31: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I'M THROUGH WITH CHILD'S PLAY."
06:53:45: <VioletCatgirl> 6"IT'S BED TIME FOR KIDDIES LIKE YOU."
06:53:56: KnightSwordfag 14groans from the pun, still with his face on the dirt.
06:53:59: <VioletCatgirl> 6"TIME TO STOP KIDDING AROUND."
06:54:04: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4REELING BACK, YOUR ARM, YOUR LET LOOSE THE CORPSE AT THE LICH, UNLEASHING A BOMB OF CHAOS
06:54:19: <VioletCatgirl> 6"GYAH~!"
06:54:20: KnightSwordfag 14peeks with one eye
06:54:22: <KnightSwordfag> 14"What the fuck."
06:54:37: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE CORPSE HITS THE LICH DIRECTLY IN THE HEAD
06:54:44: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4AND ERUPTS ON IMPACT
06:54:52: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE GROUND SHAKES BENEATH YOU
06:55:05: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4CRACKS OPEN UP IN THE EARTH ITSELF
06:55:08: KnightSwordfag 14pushes himself up awkwardly, holding his side
06:55:13: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Brolaire be damned..."
06:55:26: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4RED LIGHT POURS OUT OF THE DEPTHS OF THE PLANET
06:55:35: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Violet - what did you DO!?"
06:55:38: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAAAAAMN YOUU ADVENTURERS!"
06:55:41: <Dragas> How do you time in youtube?
06:55:47: <VioletCatgirl> 6"No."
06:55:49: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Idea."
06:55:54: KnightSwordfag 14Limps beside her
06:56:00: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Christ."
06:56:01: <VioletCatgirl> 6"But it's /fucking/ awesome."
06:56:10: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Yeah, does look like the planet is about to blow up though."
06:56:10: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4A WICKED GIANT BLACK SPIKE ERUPTS FROM THE GROUND
06:56:14: <Dragas> http://youtu.be/O9n8ZKZwO_I?t=56s
06:56:21: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4IMPALING THE LICH THROUGH THE CHEST
06:56:31: <KnightSwordfag> 14"God DAMN!"
06:56:38: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4SOULS OF THE DAMNED THEMSELVES ESCAPE FROM THE LICH'S WOUND
06:56:42: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Is the doorknob doing this?"
06:56:51: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4A MILLION SCREAMS ECHO THROUGH THE FIELD
06:56:57: VioletCatgirl 6only watches with awe and horror.
06:56:58: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE SKY TURNS BROODING RED
06:57:00: KnightSwordfag 14grabs his broken sword, watching.
06:57:05: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE CLOUD TURN OMINOUS BLACK
06:57:10: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Violet, give me that doorknob."
06:57:13: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE SPIKE RISES HIGHER AND HIGHER
06:57:20: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Sure."
06:57:27: VioletCatgirl 6gives Sword the knob.
06:57:28: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I think we have to destroy this, before it goes any farther."
06:57:30: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Agreed?"
06:57:34: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4CARRYING THE LICH FAR INTO THE AIR
06:57:34: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Hold on."
06:57:39: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Alright."
06:57:43: KnightSwordfag 14waits, holding it and looking at the Lich
06:57:46: <VioletCatgirl> 6"We need to wait until the Lich is gone for sure."
06:57:46: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE SURVIVING CHILD GOES MAD
06:57:53: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Was it -THAT- powerful?"
06:57:55: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4HE RIPS HIS OWN HEART OUT AND DIES ON THE SPOT
06:58:02: VioletCatgirl 6winces.
06:58:03: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Then, it stops
06:58:11: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The sky turns blue again
06:58:11: KnightSwordfag 14shrugs, taking out two health vials, holding one out to her.
06:58:14: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4the clouds white
06:58:30: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The cracks in the ground stop emitting that red aura
06:58:33: VioletCatgirl 6takes it.
06:58:37: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...Hm."
06:58:38: KnightSwordfag 14chugs down a health potion
06:58:49: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The black spike stands still, holding the lich high above
06:58:53: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Considering we just saved the world, I was gonna suggest we toast."
06:58:56: KnightSwordfag 14sighs
06:58:56: <VioletCatgirl> 6"But eh.
06:59:02: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Sorry, I'm just.."
06:59:07: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Desorientated, I guess."
06:59:13: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Beaten, tired, disorientated."
06:59:16: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Yeah."
06:59:23: KnightSwordfag 14eyes the doorknob "So, destroy it?"
06:59:29: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Unleashing otherworldly horrors will do that."
06:59:37: VioletCatgirl 6drinks her vial.
06:59:44: KnightSwordfag 14hefts his Broken sword up
06:59:49: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4The doorknob suddenly feels like it weighs more than the world itself
06:59:56: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4It drops to the ground
07:00:02: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...This is a fucking soul drain...thing."
07:00:06: <KnightSwordfag> 14"I think."
07:00:22: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4burying itself in the earth, digging down into depths, until you can't see the dirt being moved anymore.
07:00:28: <KnightSwordfag> 14"...Okay, works for me."
07:00:29: <VioletCatgirl> 6"...That's that."
07:00:32: <KnightSwordfag> 14"That takes care of that."
07:00:35: KnightSwordfag 14eyes the carriage.
07:00:42: VioletCatgirl 6sighs.
07:00:45: KnightSwordfag 14grabs the loadsemone
07:00:49: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Let's go home?"
07:00:57: <VioletCatgirl> 6"To think I wanted to sell shoes for a living."
07:01:03: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Yeah."
07:01:10: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Well, you ended up as an adventurer that kils liches and doesn't afraid of anything. Deal with it."
07:01:18: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I ain't complaining."
07:01:19: KnightSwordfag 14loads up the sacks
07:01:43: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I've saved the world, killed dragons, ended dictatorships."
07:01:45: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Surprised we're still alive. Both of us, I mean."
07:01:59: <VioletCatgirl> 6"I was about to get to that."
07:02:01: <KnightSwordfag> 14"That cut way too damn close."
07:02:08: KnightSwordfag 14hops onto the driver's seat of the carriage.
07:02:32: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4And so
07:02:38: KnightSwordfag 14rides out into the sunset.
07:02:48: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4Our heroes traveled back to town, only to find out that the jewelry was all fake
07:02:51: VioletCatgirl 6rides alongside him.
07:02:53: <KnightSwordfag> 14"FUCK."
07:02:58: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Really!?"
07:03:04: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Seen it coming."
07:03:04: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4and nobody believed them when they told them that they killed the lich with a fucking doorknob
07:03:10: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Even fake jewels gotta be worth something, right?"
07:03:14: <Dragas> Good end!
07:03:17: KnightSwordfag 14groans
07:03:21: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4one day
07:03:25: <VioletCatgirl> 6"Hey, cheer up."
07:03:26: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4walking through the town cneter
07:03:32: <VioletCatgirl> 6"At least we know what happened."
07:03:34: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4you see a small man
07:03:38: <KnightSwordfag> 14"True."
07:03:40: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4the beggar
07:03:46: <KnightSwordfag> 14"Sucks that we're till homeless for another year or so, though."
07:03:51: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4holding, a small, clear crystal doorknob.
07:03:56: <YourLordAndSaviorJesusChrist> 4THE END