Partial Possession Chungus Chapter 6

>After at least twenty minutes in the burning sun you finally stick your head in a bush and find Shitface
"Ah, there you are, you little fucking abomination! You Twatblaster you! Yooou little cock juggling thunder cunt."
>You pick him up and pet his head, and he hissed appreciatively.
>Fluttershy uneasily smiled. "You definitely have a strange way to show affection."
>He hissed in response, and she gasped. You smack him on the back of his head
"No being rude to the good people. At least not the ones that can understand you. What'd he say?"
>"He, um, called me a 'Ham-galaxy'."
>You try to cover your laughter with a cough
"Right. Bad, bad snake. And not in the cheeky opposite-meanings where I call you a semenial shitbag and that means you're cool."
>He nods in understanding and continues swirling around your arms and neck.
>'This is pretty cushy.'
'What is?'
>'Your life. You have everything you could need.'
>His mental voice hinted of jealousy, but also had a certain sincerity to it. You fluttered your wings for a moment, thinking.
'I guess it is. Huh. Get wrecked, karma.'
>He rolled his eyes.
'Oh, don't be like that. You love it, bitch.'
>'I really don't.'
'Come on. I'll get you a girlfriend! I'll be your wingman!'
>'PLEASE don't.'
>You turn to Fluttershy, who has been patiently smiling the entire time
"Help me get Chungus a fuckbuddy!"
>Her smile barely wavers, and her pupils shrink. She's gotten amazingly good at dealing with you. "Um, excuse me?"
"We have to get someone as equally vain and bitchy as him. I know the perfect mare!"
>"I'm not sure what you're talking about, Anon."
"Get used to it, sister. Let's go to the boutique."




>'Anon. I'm begging you. Don't ruin my reputation before I even start existing as a separate entity.'
"Too late for that shit, Bumbly Chumbly. There's no turning back."
>'You could literally turn back.'
"I'm going to be completely honest, Chummy Chum Chum, I still haven't quite figured out how to turn around in one fluid motion."
>'I'm okay with that, just turn back.'
"Suck it, Shawn."
>Fluttershy sped up. "Wait, who's Shawn?!"
"Anyone who I tell to suck it."
>You opened the door to the store, which currently was missing the head of the establishment
>Although after a few moments, she popped out from the doorway on the other side of the room. "Ah, sorry, I was in my workshop."
"Whippin' those mexicans again, huh?"
>She blinked.
>"Anon. This isn't going well."
"You could have fooled me!"
>You smile, and walk up to her, swaying from side to side.
"C'mon, this doing something for ya?"
>Rarity tilted her head. "Well, it's, um...exuberant."
"No? How about this?"
>You engulfed yourself in green flame, reappearing as a average changeling
"All this and more can be yours!"
>She jumped back and screamed, scrambling back up the stairs
>"You ruined me, Anon. You fucking ruined me."
>Fluttershy hurried after her, and you switched back, laughing uproariously
>Eventually she came back down, Fluttershy explaining the situation. She straightened her hair, curling it back perfectly. "I apologize for my rude, unladylike behaviour."
>Chungus cleared his throat. "I apologize on behalf of Anon."
"So we're still good?"
>She nodded. "Yes, I believe we are."
"So when's the date?"
>She blinked. "What date?"
"Chungus needs love to subside his endless eldritch hunger!"
>The effort she put into not leaning away in repulsion was admirable. "I do not believe that we, well, are compatible."
>He sighed. "I'm sorry Anon forced you in to that awkward posi--"
"Fuck it! Let's go to Pinkie's, she's almost as trampy."



>Before Rarity could finish her frustrated stuttering, you had already walked back out the door, returning to pony form
>Fluttershy stayed behind a few moments, comforting Rarity, before rushing after you. "Anon! That was rude!"
"The truth is rude, baby."
>"Rarity hasn't done anything to you."
"It's not me I want her to do things to, baby."
>"Did Chungus even ask for you to do this?"
"He asked with his heart, baby."
>He sighed. "You are the least smooth pony that has existed. I have seen vultures smoother than you."
>You splash yourself in changeling-fire and grow a pompadour, complete with leather jacket, and continue strutting down the street
>Fluttershy worriedly bit her lip. "You're enjoying this too much."
"Aren't you?"
>"Well, I--Wait, no. No! I'm not!"
>You grin and take flight, cutting above a line of houses. Before you can land, a blur passes over your head, and then quickly reverses, flying back to you
>Rainbow cackles, holding her stomach. "Hahaha! What's with that getup?"
>You manifest sunglasses on the bridge of your snout, pushing them up and smirking.
"It's the newest craze that happened decades ago."
>"It looks so stupid!"
"Rainbow, the bullshit you're speaking's causing ozone depletion."
>"Aw come on, You've got to admit it's a little out there."
>Fluttershy caught up. "I think it's fine. Aside from the rudeness that's been going with it!"
>"Oh yeah? What's he been doing?"
>Chungus rolled his eyes. "He's been trying to get me a marefriend. For...some reason." You nod
"Hey, Rain--Wait, no! You almost got me there!"
>"What? Have you finally given up?" Chungus asked.
"Nah, she just wouldn't be interested."
>Rainbow rolled her eyes. "Ha-ha, gay joke."
>"You realize I've never told you my gender, right? You just assumed I was a guy. Like you assumed my name is Chungus."
"You never told me better!"
>"I tried. I tried so fucking hard, Anon."
"So, you're the third woman I've had inside me this week?"


>"No. I am actually male. I just wanted to point out that you've--"
"Been an asshole, yeah, I know."
>"I'm personally asking you to stop this fuck-quest you've put yourself on for me."
>You continue your flight path, waving as Rainbow dashes off
"As much as it might not seem like it, I don't actually want you to starve to death."
>"It would be better if you just let me handle it myself."
"No it wouldn't. You'd just pretend to be someone else and get found out and then have to go through this whole 26 minute bullshit fest about learning what friendship is."
>You both landed, and Fluttershy nodded. "It would be better to just be yourself."
"Look, Chungus, I just dont want to see you go through this. Not because I care about you, but because it would be fucking boring. And also because I care."
>He shook his head. "No offense, but you ponies are way too close minded to just have a changeling walking around in your midst."
>Fluttershy looked down. "I understand your concerns. I guess I was part of the problem."
"You could just pick some pony meatling like me. I wouldn't fit in normally either."
>"I guess I could. I have no idea what I would look like, though."
"Pick your favorite animal, and just make it more fuckable."
>Fluttershy jumped. "Wait, what?! Was that your reasoning?"
"You seemed to like it."
>She puffed her cheeks out, and from the corner of your eye, you see Applejack walking down the street with baskets. She hasn't seemed to notice you yet
>You reach out your arm and put it around her shoulders, pulling her in. "What in tarnation?! Who the heck--Oh. Anon." She sighed. "Shoulda guessed."
"Applejack how would you like a one-time opportunity for a lifetime supply of changeling ass?"
>"No."
>You wiped a bead of sweat off your forehead.
"Phew, dodged a bullet there, Chungus."
>"Excuse me?!"


"No offense Applejack, but in all offensiveness, you are kind of the most boring horse. And that's saying something, considering Rarity's street name is 'Horse Taxes.'"
>"Don't y'all dare compare me to Rarity! We're completely different!"
'Honestly anything that has horse pussy looks the same to me.'
>You didn't say that out loud. You smile. You really are changing.
>"Look, Anon, I know you aren't in your right mind most of the time, but it makes me feel mighty uncomfortable, you know?"
>You chuckle and nod.
"Yeah, I totally get that. See you later, Applejack!"
>"Huh." She shrugs, and continues on her way.
>Chungus lets out a gasping breath. "You are going to fucking kill me, Anon. I am currently dying." Fluttershy pats him on the back.
>"Oh, don't worry, Chungus. He's really been getting better all the time!"
>He sighed. "I wonder if I'm going to have any potential friends after this."
"You'll always have me!"
>"I know. You're the herpes of friendship."
"I AM the cancer."
>Fluttershy nervously averted her eyes and trailed further behind as your insane mutterings drew the gazes of several townsponies
>Eventually, though, you make it to Sugarcube Corner with no incident
>Pinkie seems to be on break, sitting at one of the tables and scribbling on a piece of paper, no doubt planning something
"Hey Pinkie, would you l--"
>Chungus cuts you off, finally taking charge of the situation
>She looks up and grins. "Hiya! What's up, Anon?"
>'Don't fucking do it.'
'Look at it this way: Worst comes to worst, you can just fall back on Zecora. She's probably thirsty as fuck in those woods'