Hunger Games Comic-Con Template

http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=RTE8UMzE

Bloodbath Normal
  (Player1) drove for 18 hours to be here.
  (Player1) is only here so (he/she1) can take lewd photos of the cosplayers.
  (Player1) is just here for the attention.
  (Player1) puts on a zentai suit and blends into the crowd.
  (Player1) brought five or six costumes just in case.
  (Player1) has high hopes that this year's Comic-Con will be a good one.
  (Player1) had all (his/her1) stuff confiscated by security.  (He/She1)'ll have to buy new stuff.
  (Player1) pisses off a group of Stormtroopers on the way in.  Luckily, their aim sucks.
  This is the first time (Player1) has gotten out of the house in weeks.
  (Player1) gets (his/her1) mom to drive (him/her) to Comic-Con.
  It's (Player1)'s first time going to Comic-Con.
  (Player1) swears not to embarass (him/her1)self this year.
  (Player1) is ready to show off (his/her1) art at the con.
  (Player1) is here with a comic news website to report on the convention.
  (Player1)'s costume is unfinished, but (he/she1)'s wearing it anyway.
  (Player1) spent almost 5 months getting (his/her1) costume ready.
  (Player1) brought a handcart to haul all the stuff (he/she1)'s going to buy.
  (Player1) sneaks into the convention under a cardboard box.
  (Player1) bought a costume from someone online instead of making one.
  (Player1) arrives several days before Comic-Con begins.
  (Player1)'s body type is not even close to what (he/she1)'s cosplaying.
  (Player1) has no interest in Comic-Con.  (He/She1) is only here because (Player2) is going.
  (Player1) and (Player2) will be sharing a booth this year.
  (Player1) and (Player2) roll up in a van that looks like the Mystery Machine.
  (Player1) starts creeping on (Player2), but (he/she2) sprays (him/her1) with mace.
  (Player1) and (Player2) show up in complimenting costumes.
  (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) are online friends meeting in person for the first time.
  (Player1), (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4) spend almost half the day taking pictures outside.

Day Normal
  (Player1) dresses up as (him/her1)self, but nobody can tell it's actually (him/her1).
  (Player1) dresses up as (his/her1) own OC.  Nobody really cares.
  (Player1) dresses up as a combination of several characters.  Nobody knows who (he/she1) is.
  (Player1) dresses up as something so obscure that nobody has a chance of guessing who (he/she1) is.
  (Player1) dresses up as (Player2).  How flattering!
  (Player1) dresses up as a genderbent version of (Player2).  It's a little disturbing.
  (Player1) dresses up as a steampunk version of (Player2).  It doesn't really work.
  (Player1) buys a replica sword from a booth.
  (Player1) buys questionable material from a smut artist.
  (Player1) wanders aimlessly around the convention center.
  (Player1) follows a strict schedule and visits every event (he/she1) wanted to see.
  (Player1) flirts with the booth girls.
  (Player1) sees Dobson's booth in the distance, but decides not to investigate.
  (Player1) attends a panel of voice actors.
  (Player1) sees a fat guy in a Sailor Moon costume.
  (Player1)'s costume is just plain awful.  Zero effort.
  (Player1) spots Waldo!  ...or did (he/she1)?
  (Player1) spots Carmen Sandiego!  ...or did (he/she1)?
  (Player1) is showing more cleavage than humanly possible.
  (Player1) falls in with a group of bronies by mistake.
  (Player1) is overwhelmed by the collective B.O.
  (Player1) eats cheap Mexican food for lunch.  (He/She1) will soon regret it.
  (Player1) smuggles vodka into the convention in a water bottle.
  (Player1) misses an event on the other side of the convention center.
  (Player1) tips (his/her1) fedora all day.  (He/She1) gets fedora callouses.
  (Player1) is mistaken for a furry, so (he/she1) abandons (his/her1) costume.
  (Player1) spends the whole day complaining about tiny details in other peoples' costumes.
  (Player1) ignores the Big 2 and looks for only indie comics.
  (Player1) can't handle the circumstances and goes to a corner to play (his/her1) DS.
  (Player1) attempts to haggle with the vendors.
  (Player1) and (Player2) browse around Artist Alley.
  (Player1) gets (his/her1) picture taken with (Player2)... but (he/she1) uses hover hand.
  (Player1) gets (his/her1) picture taken with (Player2)... and actually touches (him/her2)!
  (Player1) tells (Player2) that (his/her2) costume is too slutty.
  (Player1) tells (Player2) that (his/her2) costume isn't slutty enough.
  (Player1) demands $30 to have (his/her1) picture taken.  Nobody's interested.
  (Player1) goes to a Q&A session, but (Player2) talked so long that (he/she1) didn't get a chance.
  (Player1) challenges (Player2) to honorable combat by bat'leth.  (Player2) refuses and runs away.
  (Player1) asks (Player2) to watch (his/her1) booth for a minute, but (he/she1) doesn't come back.
  (Player1) and (Player2) pose for a photo inside a replica Stargate.
  (Player1) swears that by (his/her1) pretty floral bonnet, (he/she1) will end (Player2).
  (Player1) and (Player2) get a sneak preview of the teaser for the trailer for an upcoming movie.
  (Player1) attacks (Player2), but (his/her2) authentic armor protects (him/her2).
  (Player1) swipes some comics from (Player2)'s booth when (he/she2) isn't looking.
  (Player1) catches (Player2) and (Player3) making out under a booth.
  (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) sit down in the middle of everything and start playing cards.
  A security guard glares at (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3).  He doesn't want to know.
  (Player1), (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4) all go to the Aquabats concert.
  (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4) and (Player5) make ridiculous anime poses for a picture.

Night Normal
  (Player1) gets lost and has to ask some superhero cosplayers to help (him/her1) out.
  (Player1) is mistaken for a janitor and spends the night with the rest of the cleaning crew.
  (Player1) got sick from all the con food (he/she1) ate earlier that day.
  (Player1) is so excited about tomorrow that (he/she1) can't sleep.
  (Player1) gets drunk and speaks Japanese to some rough-looking guys.  They geek out about anime.
  (Player1) looks back on today's photos.
  (Player1) finds a picture of (him/her1)self in a "bad cosplay" thread on /cgl/.
  (Player1) posts pictures of (him/her1)self on Facebook to fish for compliments.
  (Player1) rubs one out with the help of all the dirty comics (he/she1) bought.
  (Player1)'s replica sword already broke.  No wonder it was so cheap.
  (Player1) spends the night in the sewers with a bunch of teenage mutant ninja cosplayers.
  (Player1) is too tired to take off (his/her1) bodypaint and gets a pretty bad rash.
  (Player1) falls asleep as soon as (he/she1) gets back to (his/her1) room.
  (Player1) uploads a movie trailer that (he/she1) recorded to YouTube.
  (Player1) watches the new trailers on YouTube over and over, looking for potential spoilers.
  (Player1) has trouble sleeping because the whole hotel is filled with loud Comic-Con visitors.
  (Player1) goes to bed early so (he/she1) can prepare first thing tomorrow.
  (Player1) spends hours online talking about how bad this year's con is.
  (Player1) will be awake all night thanks to those energy drinks.
  (Player1) passes out on a nearby park bench.
  (Player1) sleeps in (his/her1) car rather than rent a room.
  (Player1) puts up all the merch (he/she1) bought today on internet auctions.
  (Player1) has all his merch stolen by a guy dressed as Wario.
  (Player1) was going to wear a costume tomorrow, but today was exhausting enough.
  (Player1) gets mugged by (Player2) on the way back to (his/her1) hotel.
  (Player1) agrees to let (Player2) take some extra photos... for a price.
  (Player1)'s snoring keeps (Player2) awake for hours.
  (Player1) and (Player2) exchange phone numbers before heading back.
  (Player1) and (Player2) have wild sex while still in costume.
  (Player1) and (Player2) watch late night TV until they doze off.
  (Player1) and (Player2) make plans for the next day.
  (Player1) and (Player2) sabotage some of the vendor booths during the night.
  (Player1) attacks (Player2), but (Player2) escapes by throwing bags of merch at (him/her1).
  (Player1) tries to help (Player2) into (his/her2) Slave Leia costume, but there's no way it'll fit.
  (Player1) and (Player2) order takeout from their hotel room.
  (Player1) pelts (Player2) with pokeballs, but (he/she2) manages to escape.
  (Player1) seizes (Player2)'s hotel room in the name of COBRA.  (Player2) lets (him/her1) stay.
  (Player1) and (Player2) hold a candlelight vigil for an actor that died this year.
  (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) spend most of the night getting back to their faraway hotel.
  (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) stay up all night making final adjustments to their costumes.
  (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) dress as orcs and start rampaging through town.
  (Player1) and (Player2) identify themselves as Freelance Police, and strip search (Player3).
  (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) ain't afraid o' no (Player4), and trap (him/her4) in a box.
  (Player1), (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4) camp outside the building to be first back inside.
  (Player1), (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4) have a go-kart race through the empty building.
  (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5) and (Player6) all visit a bar on the way back.

Feast Normal
  (Player1) runs into Stan Lee.  Excelsior!
  (Player1) runs into Joe Quesada.  But (Player1) doesn't read comics, so (he/she1) keeps walking.
  Mulder says that (Player1) is an alien, but Scully knows that (he/she1) is just socially awkward.
  (Player1) has an arm-wrestling match with Lou Ferrigno.  (He/She1) loses, but gains Lou's respect.
  (Player1) spends the day having fun with Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart.
  J. K. Simmons demands that (Player1) bring him pictures!  Pictures of Spider-Man cosplayers!
  (Player1) asks Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth and Chris Pratt about which Chris is best.
  (Player1) shares a joint with Jeff Bridges.
  (Player1) gets the cast of Futurama to read (his/her1) fanfic aloud to the audience.
  (Player1) and (Player2) spend hours listening to Kevin Smith rant.
  (Player1) is attacked by (Player2), but (he/she1) is saved by Adam West.
  (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) go off to a side room and play tabletop games with Vin Diesel.

Arena 1 - It's time for the costume contest!
  (Player1) did not participate.
  (Player1)'s costume is extremely flammable, and bursts into flames under the hot spotlights.
  (Player1) was too ambitious, and is crushed under (his/her1) enormous costume.
  (Player1) rips (Player2) and (his/her2) costume both to shreds.
  (Player1) tackles (Player2) as (he/she2) walks onstage, breaking (his/her2) neck.
  (Player1) bribes the officials to disqualify (Player2) with extreme prejudice.

Arena 2 - A giant robot battle erupts!
  (Player1) flees to safety.
  (Player1) gets crushed when Transformer replica rolls out on top of (him/her1).
  (Player1) gets killed by accident in a battle between Jaegar replicas and guys in Kaiju suits.
  (Player1) blasts (Player2) with a working replica of Iron Man's armor.
  (Player1) slices (Player2) with the sword of a Gundam replica.
  (Player1) presses every button on a Megas XLR replica and wipes (Player2) off the map.

Arena 3 - Benedict Cumberbatch is in the building!
  (Player1) stays far away from the crowd.
  (Player1) is killed by the stampede of berserk fangirls.
  (Player1) makes fun of Benedict's name and is killed by enraged fangirls.
  (Player1) compares Benedict to a lizard and is killed by bloodthirsty fangirls.
  (Player1) frames (Player2) for a horrible fanfiction.  (Player2) is murdered by furious fangirls.
  (Player1) tries to save (Player2), but they are both trampled by frenzied fangirls.

Bloodbath Fatal
  (Player1) tries to get into the con for free.  Security makes an example out of (him/her1).
  (Player1) shows up wearing a red Starfleet shirt and meets an early death.
  (Player1) is so out of shape that (he/she1) doesn't surive the trip across the parking lot.
  (Player1) pisses off a group of Stormtroopers on the way in.  Lord Vader kills (him/her1) for them.
  (Player1) arrives in an offensive costume.  (He/She1) is killed by an angry mob.
  (Player1) is so excited to be at Comic Con that (he/she1) has a heart attack on the spot.
  (Player1) sets off some fireworks in celebration, but they backfire, blowing (him/her1) up.
  (Player1) is so exhausted from the long drive that (he/she1) falls asleep at the wheel and crashes.
  Security takes out (Player1), who was trying to get inside early.
  (Player1) arrives at the wrong convention center.  (He/She1) is blasted by angry gun collectors.
  (Player1) and (Player2) show up in the same costume.  (Player1) kills (Player2) to stay unique.
  (Player1) arrives via working jetpack.  (He/She1) lands on (Player2), crushing (him/her2).
  (Player1) runs over (Player2) in a replica of the original Batmobile.
  (Player1) attacks and kills (Player2) to steal (his/her2) ticket.
  (Player1) attacks (Player2) to steal (his/her2) ticket, but (Player2) kills (him/her1) instead.
  (Player1) accidentally slices (Player2) in half while testing (his/her1) retractable wings.
  (Player1) arrives dressed as Death, and kills (Player2) to seal the deal.
  (Player1) gets (Player2) to pose for a picture in the road.  (Player2) is hit by a bus.
  (Player1) kills (Player2) to take (his/her2) place in line to meet celebrities.
  (Player1) starts creeping on (Player2), but (he/she2) zaps (him/her1) with a lethal taser burst.
  (Player1) shows up guns a-blazing.  These guns take out (Player2) and (Player3).
  (Player1) and (Player2) immediately kill (Player3) for showing up in a Minions costume.
  In a race for the last parking spot, (Player1) and (Player2) force (Player3) and (Player4) to crash.
  (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) trample (Player4) when the doors finally open.

Day Fatal
  (Player1) is killed in an elaborate prank by a Deadpool cosplayer.
  (Player1) gets distracted by hot cosplayers and walks right off the balcony.
  (Player1) lets a child beat (him/her1) in a fake fight, but the child finishes (him/her1) off.
  (Player1) is killed by TF2 cosplayers who thought (he/she1) was on the other team.
  (Player1) mixes up Star Wars and Star Trek and is killed by outraged fans.
  (Player1) is strangled and has (his/her1) One Ring replica stolen by a Gollum cosplayer.
  (Player1) paints (him/her1)self blue and streaks through the con.  Security takes (him/her1) down.
  (Player1) gets too demanding with a touchy artist.  The artist stabs (Player1) with his pen.
  (Player1) gets run over by a fat guy who couldn't control his Segway.
  (Player1) cosplays as the frozen lake and drowns (Player2).
  (Player1) beats (Player2) to death with a fake lightsaber.
  (Player1) replaces (Player2)'s bodypaint with toxic paint.  It kills (him/her2).
  (Player1) clubs (Player2) to death with a hard blue turtle shell.
  (Player1) traps (Player2) in a hot and heavy costume.  (He/She2) dies from heatstroke.
  (Player1) strangles (Player2) with a bag of merch.
  (Player1) shoves (Player2) down the escalator.  After 10 minutes, (he/she2) breaks (his/her2) neck.
  (Player1) kills (Player2) in a fight over which actor was the best Joker.
  (Player1) beats (Player2) to death with Hulk hands.
  (Player1) throws a metal Captain America shield at (Player2)'s head, killing (him/her2).
  (Player1) wears a sign that says "Free Hugs."  (Player2) kills (him/her1) in a spine-crushing hug.
  (Player1) makes fun of (Player2)'s costume.  (Player2) kills (him/her1) for it.
  (Player1) gives (Player2) a fatal shoryuken.
  (Player1) challenges (Player2) to honorable combat by bat'leth.  (Player2) accepts, but is slain.
  (Player1) attacks (Player2) with a scimitar, but (Player2) shoots (him/her1) with a pistol.
  (Player1) tries to kill (Player2) with a gunsword, but it backfires, killing (him/her1) instead.
  (Player1) throws a hat with a razor brim at (Player2), killing (him/her2).
  (Player1) kills (Player2) because (he/she2) said that (his/her1) Flash t-shirt was a Bazinga shirt.
  (Player1) dresses up as an internet meme.  (Player2) kills (him/her1) for the good of us all.
  (Player1) says the Joker isn't funny.  (He/She1) is smashed by several Harley Quinns who say he is.
  (Player1) throws a boomerang at (Player2), catching (him/her2) in the head.
  (Player1) bludgeons (Player2) to death with a figurine.
  (Player1) whacks (Player2) a few times with a wrench.  (He/She2) does not upgrade.
  (Player1) catches (Player2) trying to rob (his/her1) booth and kills (him/her2).
  (Player1) fights (Player2) to the death over a very rare comic.  (Player2) wins.
  (Player1) collapses a booth with (Player2) inside of it, crushing him.
  (Player1) rips up (Player2)'s autographed drawing.  (Player2) kills (him/her1) in retalliation.
  (Player1) and (Player2) kill (Player3) for trying to cut in line in front of them.
  (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) dress as zombies and tear apart (Player4).
  (Player1) rips open a box.  (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4) kill him while chanting "N.R.F.B!"
  In a tense Mexican standoff, (Player2) shoots (Player3), but lets (Player1) live.
  (Player1) cuts down a hanging sign, which swings down and flattens (Player2) and (Player3).
  (Player1)'s arrows blot out the sun.  (Player2) and (Player3) couldn't get to the shade in time.
  Security thinks that six guys shot (Player1) and (Player2), but it was (Player3) with six guns.
  (Player1) melts (Player2) and (Player3) with the Atomic Breath in (his/her1) Godzilla costume.
  (Player1) eats a can of spinach and takes out (Player2) and (Player3) before it wears off.
  It's a mad tea party!  (Player3) poisons (Player1)'s cup.  (Player2) enjoyed (him/her2)self anyway.
  (Player1) instigates a nerd fight between (Player2) and (Player3).  (Player3) survives.
  (Player1) sprays chrome onto (his/her1) teeth and takes out (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4).
  (Player1) decides that (he/she1)'s had enough of this shit and leaves Comic-Con behind.

Night Fatal
  (Player1) drinks way too much and dies from alcohol poisoning.
  (Player1) tries to take too much stuff back and is crushed under the merch.
  (Player1) mistakes a crazy hobo for a zombie cosplayer, and gets shanked to death.
  (Player1) gets drunk and speaks Klingon to some rough-looking guys.  They pulverize (him/her1).
  (Player1) gets drunk and speaks Elvish to some rough-looking guys.  They pulverize (him/her1).
  (Player1) is purged in the name of the Emperor by a group of space marines.
  The fake Kryptonite that (Player1) bought turned out to be radioactive.  It kills (him/her1).
  (Player1) is caught trying to break into the building.  Security shoots (Player1) as (he/she1) runs.
  (Player1) drinks from the wrong Holy Grail and dies.  It wasn't magic, but (Player2) poisoned it.
  (Player1) throws a batarang into (Player2)'s chest.
  (Player1) covers (Player2)'s face with web fluid while (he/she2) sleeps.  (Player2) suffocates.
  (Player1) covertly stabs (Player2) with an authentic Game of Thrones replica knife.
  While out bar-hopping, (Player1) pushes (Player2) into traffic.
  (Player1) gives (Player2) a Riddler trophy.  (He/She2) is electrocuted when (he/she2) takes it.
  (Player1) beheads (Player2) with a claymore.  There can be only one Highlander cosplayer.
  (Player1) leaps off a building and stabs (Player2) with a retractable blade.
  (Player1) tries to put a curse on (Player2).  It fails, so (he/she1) stabs (Player2) with the wand.
  (Player1) derezzes (Player2) with a sharpened identity disc.
  (Player1) flattens (Player2) with a rock.  It was a big rock.
  (Player1) and (Player2) have such intense sex that (Player1) dies by Snu-Snu.
  (Player1) clubs (Player2) to death with a crowbar.
  (Player1) and (Player2) engage in a deadly game of Spy vs. Spy.  (Player2) outwits (Player1).
  (Player1) runs down (Player2) on a fiery motorcycle.
  (Player1) dips (Player2) in The Dip, which is really just a powerful acid.
  (Player1) smashes (Player2) in the head with a cricket bat.
  (Player1) orders a hit on (Player2), but the assassin kills (Player3), who was dressed as (Player2).
  (Player1) stabs (Player2) with a sonic screwdriver.
  (Player1) decapitates (Player2) with a chainsaw hand.  Groovy.
  (Player1) shoots (Player2) and burns a lobster claw symbol onto (his/her2) forehead.
  (Player1) dances with the devil in the pale moonlight.  It's (Player2), who shoots (him/her1).
  (Player1) beats (Player2) to death, leaving the Red Lantern symbol embedded in (his/her2) face.
  (Player1) tosses a molotov cocktail at (Player2) and calls it firebending.
  (Player1) enters a suicide booth as a joke.  Turns out it was a real one set up by (Player2).
  By the power of Grayskull, (Player1) drives (his/her1) sword into (Player2)'s chest.
  (Player1) slashes (Player2) with a katana when (he/she2) is unarmored and unaware.  Authentic.
  (Player1) showers (Player2) and (Player3) with shuriken and kunai, skewering them both.
  (Player1) attacks (Player2) while wearing a Guy Fawkes mask.  (He/She2) kills (him/her1) instead.
  (Player1) bashes (Player2) with a replica of Thor's hammer and throws it at (Player3), killing them.
  (Player1) informs (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4) that (he/she1) is the law before shooting them.

Feast Fatal
  (Player1) bumps into William Shatner, who kills (him/her1) in a cheesy drawn-out fight sequence.
  (Player1) dies waiting in line to meet Mark Hamill.
  (Player1) keeps asking questions about Han Solo.  Harrison Ford finally snaps and kills (him/her1).
  (Player1) tries to take out Bendis, but security shoots (him/her1) down before (he/she1) succeeds.
  Jennifer Lawrence is so random!  She kills (Player1) on a whim.
  Clark Gregg gives a MCU spoiler.  The sniper who's supposed shoot him misses and kills (Player1).
  Tom Hiddleston kills (Player1) in cold blood to convince the crowd that he is actually Loki.
  (Player1) bets that (he/she1) can beat Peter Dinklage in armed combat.  (He/She1) was dead wrong.
  (Player1) tells Jason Momoa that Aquaman is lame.  Jason kills (him/her1) to prove otherwise.
  (Player1) tells Tom Hardy that he is a big guy.  Tom Hardy breaks (Player1)'s back in response.
  (Player1) has a musical duel with Weird Al.  (Player1) is overwhelmed, and (his/her1) head explodes.
  (Player1) tries to taste Kevin Bacon.  Kevin Bacon takes a bite out of (Player1) instead.
  (Player1) thinks Gal Godot is too weak to be Wonder Woman.  Gal snaps (his/her1) neck.
  (Player1)'s Jack Sparrow costume is too good.  Johnny Depp kills him in a jealous rage.
  Arnold Schwarzenegger demands to see who is strongest.  (Player2) kills (Player1) to gain his favor.
  (Player1) motorboats Tara Strong, but (Player2) keeps (his/her1) head down, suffocating (him/her1).
  (Player1) kills (Player2) for a chance to talk with Starbuck.
  (Player1) pushes (Player2) into Bruce Campbell's chin, which caves (his/her2) head in.
  Samuel L. Jackson gets (Player1) to help him reenact Pulp Fiction, shooting (Player2) in the head.
  Christopher Lloyd lends the DeLorean to (Player1) and (Player2).  They crash and die.
  (Player1) borrows Jeremy Renner's bow to shoot (Player2) in the head.
  (Player1) steals Hugh Jackman's Wolverine claws and uses them to slice up (Player2).
  (Player1) convinces Dave Bautista to use a Batista Bomb on (Player2).  (Player2) gets wasted.
  Robert Downey Jr. insults (Player1), but places the blame on (Player2).  (Player1) kills (him/her2).
  (Player1) teams up with Bill Murray to prank (Player2) and (Player3).  Both of them die for comedy.
  (Player1) sends Summer Glau on a homicidal rampage after (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4).
  (Player1) and (Player2) side with Grant Morrison.  They kill (Player3) to show their loyalty.
  (Player1) and (Player2) side with Alan Moore.  They kill (Player3) to show their loyalty.
  (Player1) shouts that (Player2) is a zombie.  Norman Reedus brains (him/her2) with a crossbow bolt.