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  1. [13:31] <Faerzen[aberrant]> -- visceralVanguard [VV] began gentlemanly conversing with masterfulShooter [MS] --
  2. [13:32] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Hello, Byron!
  3. [13:32] <IcyByron> Ugh,,,Faerzen?
  4. [13:32] <Faerzen[aberrant]> How have you been?
  5. [13:33] <IcyByron> dude
  6. [13:33] <IcyByron> fuck nick
  7. [13:33] <IcyByron> FUCK NICK
  8. [13:33] <Faerzen[aberrant]> ......
  9. [13:33] <Faerzen[aberrant]> What did he do?
  10. [13:33] <IcyByron> I just fell down some stairs
  11. [13:33] <IcyByron> that he made
  12. [13:33] <IcyByron> on purpose
  13. [13:33] <IcyByron> to fuck with me
  14. [13:33] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Then why did you use them....?
  15. [13:33] <IcyByron> what else was i suposed to do?
  16. [13:33] <IcyByron> my imp dudes flipped out and attacked me
  17. [13:34] <IcyByron> so
  18. [13:34] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Oh no!
  19. [13:34] <IcyByron> i had to kill them
  20. [13:34] <IcyByron> i mean it kinda sucks but
  21. [13:34] <Faerzen[aberrant]> You are being assailed by enemies???
  22. [13:34] <IcyByron> no no
  23. [13:34] <IcyByron> i already killed them
  24. [13:34] <IcyByron> but you know
  25. [13:34] <IcyByron> one objective to the next
  26. [13:34] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Well of course you did
  27. [13:34] <Faerzen[aberrant]> With all your MLG skillz
  28. [13:34] <IcyByron> OH
  29. [13:34] <IcyByron> i made a MLGBoard
  30. [13:35] <IcyByron> but i need your science help
  31. [13:35] <IcyByron> how could i make it better
  32. [13:35] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Dare I ask what an MLGBoard is?
  33. [13:35] <IcyByron> well you see
  34. [13:35] <IcyByron> wait
  35. [13:35] <IcyByron> are you on a planet too?
  36. [13:35] <IcyByron> we havent talked since before the game
  37. [13:35] <IcyByron> well i mean
  38. [13:35] <IcyByron> there was the memo
  39. [13:35] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Yeah..... about that
  40. [13:35] <IcyByron> but that doesn' really count
  41. [13:36] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It turns out that the whole mom thing is a reasonably common trend in the game
  42. [13:36] <IcyByron> oh god this speech to text sucks
  43. [13:36] <IcyByron> dude what
  44. [13:36] <Faerzen[aberrant]> The same thing happened to me
  45. [13:36] <IcyByron> woah dude sorry man
  46. [13:36] <IcyByron> that must have sucked
  47. [13:36] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I thought I had planned everything out!
  48. [13:36] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I had all of the equipment locations mapped out
  49. [13:37] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I had everything all set up, waiting for someone to connect to me
  50. [13:37] <IcyByron> and then
  51. [13:37] <Faerzen[aberrant]> And then this messed up game just decided to throw all of that out the window
  52. [13:37] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It's like everything that could have gone wrong did
  53. [13:37] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I'm convinced that this is going to happen regardless of the person who connects to you
  54. [13:37] <IcyByron> so i guess ur guy sukcs as much as mine
  55. [13:37] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It happened to Nick when I connected to him
  56. [13:38] <Faerzen[aberrant]> it happened to you when Nick connected to you
  57. [13:38] <Faerzen[aberrant]> and it happened to me as well
  58. [13:38] <IcyByron> dude this game fuckin sucks
  59. [13:38] <IcyByron> like
  60. [13:38] <IcyByron> but
  61. [13:38] <IcyByron> i mean
  62. [13:38] <Faerzen[aberrant]> So I don't think it's actually Nick's fault
  63. [13:38] <Faerzen[aberrant]> like the whole thing is just forced to happen regardless
  64. [13:38] <IcyByron> its being way to nice to me for some reason
  65. [13:38] <IcyByron> im kinda scared dude
  66. [13:38] <Faerzen[aberrant]> what do you mean?
  67. [13:38] <IcyByron> my land is literally my version of heaven
  68. [13:38] <IcyByron> the rng is being way to kind
  69. [13:38] <IcyByron> like
  70. [13:38] <IcyByron> i got hit once
  71. [13:39] <IcyByron> so far
  72. [13:39] <IcyByron> and 2 of the imps
  73. [13:39] <IcyByron> literally kiled eachother
  74. [13:39] <IcyByron> BY ACCIDENT
  75. [13:39] <Faerzen[aberrant]> imps?
  76. [13:39] <IcyByron> oh shit
  77. [13:39] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Are those the enemies you've found?
  78. [13:39] <IcyByron> oh yeah
  79. [13:39] <IcyByron> havent u
  80. [13:39] <IcyByron> nick had to fight some
  81. [13:39] <IcyByron> it was funny
  82. [13:39] <Faerzen[aberrant]> No
  83. [13:40] <IcyByron> he got his ass kicked
  84. [13:40] <Faerzen[aberrant]> My land is empty so far, besides me and my house
  85. [13:40] <IcyByron> woah
  86. [13:40] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It's *beautiful*!
  87. [13:40] <Faerzen[aberrant]> But kind of lonely :/
  88. [13:40] <IcyByron> do you know the name though
  89. [13:40] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Yeah, I don't really know why though
  90. [13:40] <IcyByron> yeah me neither
  91. [13:40] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Nobody told me what it was called
  92. [13:40] <IcyByron> i mean u can guess the mlg part
  93. [13:40] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I just kind of felt like I knew it
  94. [13:40] <IcyByron> but "revolutions"
  95. [13:40] <IcyByron> idk
  96. [13:40] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It's the Land of Wicks and Bulbs
  97. [13:41] <IcyByron> dude having to say quotation revolution quotation is hilarious
  98. [13:41] <Faerzen[aberrant]> it's full of these high-reaching rocky spires with glowing orbs, light bulbs, candles, etc. on top of them
  99. [13:41] <IcyByron> well
  100. [13:41] <Faerzen[aberrant]> my house is trapped on top of one of them
  101. [13:41] <IcyByron> i can see both of the things in their
  102. [13:41] <IcyByron> but
  103. [13:41] <Faerzen[aberrant]> But there's a huge pool of darkness below that I can't see into
  104. [13:41] <IcyByron> i havent seen any revolutions here
  105. [13:41] <IcyByron> oh dude
  106. [13:42] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I guess you will find out!
  107. [13:42] <IcyByron> throw a candle down there
  108. [13:42] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Hahaha, I wish I could!
  109. [13:42] <IcyByron> its weird how the imps listen to me though???
  110. [13:42] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Unfortunately the candles are larger than I am and floating high in the air
  111. [13:42] <IcyByron> what
  112. [13:42] <IcyByron> what the fuck
  113. [13:42] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I'll have to tell you what they think of me when I find some here!
  114. [13:43] <IcyByron> have you seen anything else
  115. [13:43] <IcyByron> alive i mean
  116. [13:43] <IcyByron> there are these weiard
  117. [13:43] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Other than my actual mom
  118. [13:43] <IcyByron> green
  119. [13:43] <Faerzen[aberrant]> being asleep
  120. [13:43] <IcyByron> ogre things
  121. [13:43] <IcyByron> dude
  122. [13:43] <IcyByron> your living it
  123. [13:43] <IcyByron> my parents are bothe just
  124. [13:43] <IcyByron> gone
  125. [13:43] <IcyByron> missing
  126. [13:43] <IcyByron> i only have this foodblob to keep me company
  127. [13:43] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Were they home when you were transported here?
  128. [13:44] <IcyByron> my mom wasnt
  129. [13:44] <IcyByron> but my dad was
  130. [13:44] <IcyByron> well
  131. [13:44] <IcyByron> you know why my mom wsant
  132. [13:44] <IcyByron> ugh
  133. [13:44] <IcyByron> my head huuurts
  134. [13:44] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Mine as well
  135. [13:44] <IcyByron> you see this is why i didnt go outside
  136. [13:44] <IcyByron> no i mean literally
  137. [13:44] <IcyByron> i fell down stairs faerzen
  138. [13:44] <Faerzen[aberrant]> So much of this game doesn't make much sense, but I'm determined to figure out why
  139. [13:45] <IcyByron> i literally fell down stairs
  140. [13:45] <IcyByron> wait
  141. [13:45] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I don't really want to be here at all, but since I can't really do anything about that, I might as well make the best of it and try and learn something.
  142. [13:45] <IcyByron> without any imps
  143. [13:45] <IcyByron> do you have any gushers
  144. [13:45] <IcyByron> ?
  145. [13:45] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Are you referring to Grist?
  146. [13:45] <Faerzen[aberrant]> No, I haven't gotten any of that yet
  147. [13:45] <IcyByron> what the fucjs grust
  148. [13:45] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It's very frustrating
  149. [13:45] <IcyByron> fucks*
  150. [13:46] <IcyByron> grist*
  151. [13:46] <IcyByron> its gushers here
  152. [13:46] <IcyByron> although everythings food here
  153. [13:46] <IcyByron> so
  154. [13:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Grist is the game construct that you use spend to build things and make items on the alchemiter
  155. [13:46] <IcyByron> like literally everything is food here
  156. [13:46] <IcyByron> its magic
  157. [13:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Does it look like gushers?
  158. [13:46] <IcyByron> yes
  159. [13:46] <IcyByron> and it is gushers
  160. [13:46] <IcyByron> im 110% serious
  161. [13:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> ....
  162. [13:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Well, I can say I definitely wasn't expecting that
  163. [13:47] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Faucet's sense of humor can be so weird sometimes.
  164. [13:47] <IcyByron> its weird
  165. [13:47] <IcyByron> how did you get the game
  166. [13:47] <IcyByron> i got this game in a greedybundle
  167. [13:47] <IcyByron> but the bundle
  168. [13:47] <IcyByron> was for dlc
  169. [13:47] <IcyByron> so...?
  170. [13:47] <Faerzen[aberrant]> People started talking about it on that weird memo we were all invited to.
  171. [13:48] <Faerzen[aberrant]> So I did some research, and I found it on an isolated Faucet DRM server for dirt cheap
  172. [13:48] <IcyByron> dude
  173. [13:48] <IcyByron> i thought u were a scientist
  174. [13:48] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I figured no game could be so bad that this little money couldn't be worth it
  175. [13:48] <IcyByron> i cant be associating with hackers dude
  176. [13:48] <IcyByron> ima lose my ransk
  177. [13:48] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Hahaha, I'm no hacker!
  178. [13:48] <IcyByron> ranks*
  179. [13:49] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It's called NorwayNet Search Engine ;)
  180. [13:49] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I just searched for it, and found it there!
  181. [13:49] <IcyByron> dude norway seems fuckin cool
  182. [13:50] <Faerzen[aberrant]> That is a quite correct assessment
  183. [13:50] <IcyByron> sigh
  184. [13:50] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It's like all the cool things of Faucet without actual Faucet
  185. [13:50] <IcyByron> i miss my imp bros man
  186. [13:50] <IcyByron> they were cool
  187. [13:50] <Faerzen[aberrant]> But, it seems Faucet had the last laugh with this game
  188. [13:50] <IcyByron> one of them ripped a can out of his chest and then drank out of it
  189. [13:50] <Faerzen[aberrant]> You were able to befriend your enemies?
  190. [13:50] <IcyByron> and i was like
  191. [13:50] <IcyByron> eewww isnt that cannabalism
  192. [13:50] <IcyByron> and he was like
  193. [13:51] <IcyByron> well i dunno
  194. [13:51] <IcyByron> it was weird
  195. [13:51] <IcyByron> but
  196. [13:51] <IcyByron> they were coo
  197. [13:51] <IcyByron> l*
  198. [13:51] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I'm sure you'll find more
  199. [13:51] <IcyByron> yeah i just asked them if they would calm down
  200. [13:51] <IcyByron> and they were like
  201. [13:51] <IcyByron> *shrug*
  202. [13:51] <IcyByron> i hope so
  203. [13:51] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Given how the game was able to spawn copies of our moms, I would presume it can spawn as many imps as it would like!
  204. [13:51] <IcyByron> god i have to make it up these fuckin stairs
  205. [13:51] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Sigh
  206. [13:52] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I'll talk with Nick and get him to be more reasonable
  207. [13:52] <IcyByron> your probably right
  208. [13:52] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Making stairs like that isn't helping anyone
  209. [13:52] <IcyByron> oh god if you get super buddy buddy with nick
  210. [13:52] <IcyByron> its gonna be reaaal awkward for you
  211. [13:52] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I haven't really talked with him much
  212. [13:53] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Oh!
  213. [13:53] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I forgot one of the main reasons I contacted you!
  214. [13:53] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Who are you connected to, and have you been able to get in contact with them?
  215. [13:53] <IcyByron> oh
  216. [13:53] <IcyByron> some japanese dude
  217. [13:53] <IcyByron> he really hasnt messaged me
  218. [13:53] <IcyByron> ever
  219. [13:54] <IcyByron> or acknowleged my existance
  220. [13:54] <IcyByron> he kinda
  221. [13:54] <IcyByron> just
  222. [13:54] <IcyByron> goes with it
  223. [13:54] <IcyByron> its weird
  224. [13:54] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Do you know his EsperChum handle?
  225. [13:54] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I'm following our connection chains to see if I can find any patterns
  226. [13:55] <IcyByron> no
  227. [13:55] <IcyByron> not at all
  228. [13:55] <IcyByron> actually
  229. [13:55] <IcyByron> i havent even seen him since i got into the game
  230. [13:55] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Oh really?
  231. [13:55] <IcyByron> with my whole lack of power buisness
  232. [13:55] <IcyByron> the only reason i can talk to you
  233. [13:55] <IcyByron> is because
  234. [13:55] <IcyByron> of kickass
  235. [13:55] <IcyByron> IMPLAAAANTS
  236. [13:56] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Of course :)
  237. [13:56] <Faerzen[aberrant]> The other thing I wanted to ask you is if you've put anything else in your MLGSprite
  238. [13:57] <IcyByron> no
  239. [13:57] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I've discovered if you add a second item, then it is able to talk with you and provide advice!
  240. [13:57] <IcyByron> you can?
  241. [13:57] <IcyByron> oh shit
  242. [13:57] <IcyByron> wait
  243. [13:57] <IcyByron> i need your opinion
  244. [13:57] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Yes?
  245. [13:57] <IcyByron> fingerless gloves + fedora combo into the sprite
  246. [13:58] <IcyByron> and
  247. [13:58] <IcyByron> or
  248. [13:58] <IcyByron> i mean
  249. [13:58] <IcyByron> anime shirt
  250. [13:58] <IcyByron> OR
  251. [13:58] <IcyByron> counter assault collectors edition statue
  252. [13:58] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Hmmmmmmmm
  253. [13:59] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I'm going to have to go with the fedora on this one.
  254. [13:59] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Classy Foodblob sounds most excellent :)
  255. [13:59] <IcyByron> mmn
  256. [13:59] <Faerzen[aberrant]> If you put in counter assault or anime, it's possible your sprite will be entirely unhelpful!
  257. [13:59] <IcyByron> but i totally want foodblob to be barking orders and stuff dude
  258. [14:00] <IcyByron> SECTION ALPHA GO GO GO
  259. [14:00] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I think classy foodblob would be such a bro
  260. [14:00] <IcyByron> what did you do?
  261. [14:00] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Oh, I suppose you don't know what I threw in the first time around, do you?
  262. [14:01] <IcyByron> no
  263. [14:01] <IcyByron> what did you do
  264. [14:01] <IcyByron> is a broad
  265. [14:01] <IcyByron> reaching question
  266. [14:01] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Well, the one thing I had planned out that actually went according to plan was that
  267. [14:01] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I put in Minecraft!
  268. [14:01] <IcyByron> ...
  269. [14:01] <IcyByron> wha
  270. [14:01] <IcyByron> t
  271. [14:02] <IcyByron> how
  272. [14:02] <IcyByron> what the fuck
  273. [14:02] <IcyByron> how did you even
  274. [14:02] <IcyByron> no seriously how
  275. [14:02] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I know! Isn't it great?
  276. [14:02] <Faerzen[aberrant]> That game hasn't been sold in ages
  277. [14:02] <IcyByron> no really
  278. [14:02] <IcyByron> dude how
  279. [14:02] <Faerzen[aberrant]> But I've saved a memory chip with the game on it!
  280. [14:02] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It's one of my favorite things to do when I want to relax
  281. [14:03] <IcyByron> dude your so old fashioned
  282. [14:03] <IcyByron> but what the hell
  283. [14:03] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Hahaha, I suppose so in some ways!
  284. [14:03] <IcyByron> wait so thats why
  285. [14:03] <IcyByron> ohhhh
  286. [14:03] <IcyByron> oh ok
  287. [14:03] <IcyByron> i thought the game was just glitchy
  288. [14:03] <Faerzen[aberrant]> But don't sell me too short on counter assault 15!
  289. [14:03] <IcyByron> but some imps were blocky
  290. [14:03] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Wait, what?
  291. [14:04] <Faerzen[aberrant]> What we've put in our obs affects the enemies you've seen?
  292. [14:04] <IcyByron> yeah
  293. [14:04] <IcyByron> i think so
  294. [14:04] <IcyByron> because foodblob
  295. [14:04] <IcyByron> gave them food parts
  296. [14:04] <IcyByron> and nick gave them deer hats
  297. [14:04] <IcyByron> but
  298. [14:04] <IcyByron> who the hell
  299. [14:04] <IcyByron> put in fuckin metal
  300. [14:04] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I don't know!
  301. [14:04] <Faerzen[aberrant]> That's what I'm trying to figure out by following the connection chain
  302. [14:04] <IcyByron> ...
  303. [14:05] <IcyByron> well for my guy
  304. [14:05] <IcyByron> i put in a hat
  305. [14:05] <IcyByron> a rice hat
  306. [14:05] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I think everyone here has their own information, and it would be very helpful to get in touch with everyone
  307. [14:05] <IcyByron> hmm
  308. [14:05] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Do you think you could try and find out his chat handle?
  309. [14:05] <IcyByron> sure
  310. [14:06] <IcyByron> so dude
  311. [14:06] <IcyByron> look up
  312. [14:06] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I was able to get Nick's by zooming in on his computer screen
  313. [14:06] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Up?
  314. [14:06] <IcyByron> yes
  315. [14:06] <IcyByron> up
  316. [14:06] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Okay....?
  317. [14:06] <IcyByron> you see the glowy thing?
  318. [14:06] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I see a large light bulb that is very bright >_<
  319. [14:06] <IcyByron> oh
  320. [14:06] <IcyByron> wow
  321. [14:07] <IcyByron> i wonder...
  322. [14:07] <Faerzen[aberrant]> What do you wonder?
  323. [14:07] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Is there something else up there, do you think?
  324. [14:07] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It's really hard to see anything
  325. [14:07] <IcyByron> well theres a big flashy thing up there that nick is for some reason building up to
  326. [14:07] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Because it's so bright
  327. [14:07] <IcyByron> and it looks like a hitmarker
  328. [14:07] <IcyByron> so
  329. [14:07] <IcyByron> i think i might have to shoot it or something
  330. [14:07] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Oh!
  331. [14:07] <IcyByron> but you might have to break that thing or something idk
  332. [14:07] <Faerzen[aberrant]> My sprite told me about those
  333. [14:08] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I wouldn't shoot that!
  334. [14:08] <IcyByron> why
  335. [14:08] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Nick is actually helping you out a lot!
  336. [14:08] <Faerzen[aberrant]> That's the first goal you need to reach in the game
  337. [14:08] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It's a portal of some sort
  338. [14:08] <IcyByron> i really should get to throwing something into foodblob but he kinda camoflages in with everything else
  339. [14:08] <IcyByron> wait
  340. [14:08] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I have no idea where it will take you
  341. [14:08] <IcyByron> did i spell that right
  342. [14:09] <IcyByron> oh
  343. [14:09] <IcyByron> shit
  344. [14:10] <IcyByron> so i gotta...go up there
  345. [14:10] <IcyByron> damnit
  346. [14:16] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Yeah, I'm not sure how Nick found out what you are supposed to do, but that is the first step on whatever large quest we have here
  347. [14:16] <Faerzen[aberrant]> My sprite keeps saying we're on a team
  348. [14:16] <IcyByron> what
  349. [14:16] <IcyByron> a team
  350. [14:16] <Faerzen[aberrant]> So I think we're going to need to make sure we can cooperate
  351. [14:16] <IcyByron> we
  352. [14:16] <IcyByron> how many of us are there
  353. [14:17] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I don't know! That's why I want to keep following the connection chain and see if I can find a beginning and end
  354. [14:17] <IcyByron> well i nominate you for coooperator
  355. [14:17] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Hahaha, I don't know how good I'd be at that!
  356. [14:18] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I like finding out about things and helping other people, but I don't think I'm very good at getting people to work together!
  357. [14:18] <IcyByron> i wonder if thses portals are going to take us to a harder area
  358. [14:18] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Possibly?
  359. [14:18] <IcyByron> i tried to alchemize a better weapon but nick used all of my gristt
  360. [14:18] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Maybe to an area of your planet you couldn't get to before!
  361. [14:18] <IcyByron> :O
  362. [14:18] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Wait
  363. [14:18] <IcyByron> yes
  364. [14:18] <Faerzen[aberrant]> You said you think every planet has these?
  365. [14:19] <IcyByron> apparently
  366. [14:19] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I wonder if they link to each other!
  367. [14:19] <IcyByron> ,_,
  368. [14:19] <IcyByron> holy shit
  369. [14:19] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I don't know how in the world I'm going to get up to mine, let alone without being blinded, but there's only one way to find out.
  370. [14:19] <IcyByron> i really dont know where i should go from here
  371. [14:19] <IcyByron> i mean...up?
  372. [14:20] <IcyByron> or should i go grind some more
  373. [14:20] <Faerzen[aberrant]> If Nick needs more grist to build, then it would help both of you if you fought some more enemies
  374. [14:20] <IcyByron> true
  375. [14:20] <IcyByron> i tried to ask the imps if they would give me their gushers
  376. [14:20] <IcyByron> but
  377. [14:20] <IcyByron> they weren't convinced
  378. [14:22] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Hmmm
  379. [14:22] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Why do you get along with Nick so poorly?
  380. [14:22] <Faerzen[aberrant]> From what I've been watching, he doesn't seem that mean
  381. [14:23] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Mostly just trying to figure out what's going on
  382. [14:23] <Faerzen[aberrant]> since we've all kind of been dumped into this new world
  383. [14:23] <IcyByron> you haven't read our logs
  384. [14:23] <IcyByron> clearly
  385. [14:23] <IcyByron> and i mean
  386. [14:23] <IcyByron> he hasnt helped me at all
  387. [14:24] <Faerzen[aberrant]> How should he be helping?
  388. [14:24] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I haven't really helped him at all
  389. [14:24] <Faerzen[aberrant]> and you haven't interacted with your player basically at all
  390. [14:24] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It actually seems like he's being the most helpful of any of us!
  391. [14:24] <IcyByron> hmm
  392. [14:24] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Albeit, those stairs were a pretty bad idea
  393. [14:24] <IcyByron> i guess you...may be right
  394. [14:24] <IcyByron> sigh
  395. [14:25] <IcyByron> if these things actualy do take us places
  396. [14:25] <IcyByron> i'll go and talk to him
  397. [14:25] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I know you've got so many MLG skillz, but try not to boom headshot him on first sight! :P
  398. [14:25] <IcyByron> k
  399. [14:25] <IcyByron> well
  400. [14:25] <IcyByron> i guess i'll
  401. [14:25] <Faerzen[aberrant]> If we're all on a team, you two fighting all the time isn't really going to help anyone :(
  402. [14:25] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Is your head feeling any better now?
  403. [14:26] <IcyByron> yeah
  404. [14:26] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Nice!
  405. [14:26] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I have some medigel packs at my house, so if you ever need any I can send you the captcha code on the back
  406. [14:26] <IcyByron> god sometimes i am so glad i have this implant
  407. [14:26] <IcyByron> oh no its cool
  408. [14:26] <IcyByron> when i killed the imps they dropped gushers and popped gushers
  409. [14:27] <IcyByron> so the popped ones didn't give me any "grist"
  410. [14:27] <IcyByron> but they gave me health
  411. [14:27] <IcyByron> so
  412. [14:27] <IcyByron> its all good
  413. [14:27] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Oh, that's conveneient
  414. [14:27] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I suppose I never actually answered your question completely, did I!
  415. [14:27] <IcyByron> i apparently need to kill 6 more imps before i can actually upgrade my keyboard...
  416. [14:27] <IcyByron> oh no you didnt
  417. [14:27] <Faerzen[aberrant]> My second addition to my minecraftsprite was a monocle.
  418. [14:27] <IcyByron> what
  419. [14:28] <Faerzen[aberrant]> So now he is a super fancy minecraft block
  420. [14:28] <Faerzen[aberrant]> it's very weird actually
  421. [14:28] <IcyByron> uh
  422. [14:28] <IcyByron> huh
  423. [14:28] <IcyByron> so...
  424. [14:28] <IcyByron> maybe i can convince them to be cool again
  425. [14:28] <Faerzen[aberrant]> He keeps using all these old-timey expressions I've never heard before!
  426. [14:28] <IcyByron> now that there more gentlemanly
  427. [14:28] <IcyByron> ....
  428. [14:28] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Maybe?
  429. [14:28] <Faerzen[aberrant]> We'll find out!
  430. [14:29] <IcyByron> although it looks like hteir randomly generated so
  431. [14:29] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Maybe in that case counter assault would be a bad idea
  432. [14:29] <IcyByron> not all of them will have monocles
  433. [14:29] <IcyByron> hhmm
  434. [14:29] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I don't want any soldier master imps wrecking me :(
  435. [14:29] <IcyByron> or they might be like soldeirs
  436. [14:29] <IcyByron> oh shit ur right
  437. [14:29] <IcyByron> but i mean the modifications seem mostly cosmetic
  438. [14:29] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Oh that's nice
  439. [14:29] <IcyByron> damn gaming taught me alot of big words
  440. [14:29] <IcyByron> cheapskate
  441. [14:29] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Have you seen any other enemies besides these imps?
  442. [14:30] <IcyByron> corporate backlash
  443. [14:30] <IcyByron> no, not yet
  444. [14:30] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Most RPGs have higher level enemies as you progress in the game
  445. [14:30] <IcyByron> although in the donut plains there's no telling whats out there
  446. [14:30] <IcyByron> jeez
  447. [14:30] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Donut Plains?
  448. [14:30] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Wow, your planet does sound rather entertaining. :)
  449. [14:31] <IcyByron> yeha
  450. [14:31] <IcyByron> i just wish i had internet access
  451. [14:31] <IcyByron> so
  452. [14:31] <Faerzen[aberrant]> You don't?
  453. [14:31] <IcyByron> i could i dunno look some stuff up
  454. [14:31] <IcyByron> no
  455. [14:31] <IcyByron> just espernet
  456. [14:31] <IcyByron> do you?
  457. [14:31] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I haven't actually checked, now that you think about it
  458. [14:33] <IcyByron> huh
  459. [14:33] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I actually haven't even checked if I have electricity
  460. [14:33] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It's been quite difficult to tell if all the lighting devices in my house are functional because of all the floating lights outside
  461. [14:34] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Everything is so orange!
  462. [14:36] <IcyByron> everything is orange here
  463. [14:36] <IcyByron> but probably for another reason
  464. [14:36] <IcyByron> cheeto winds
  465. [14:37] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Hahaha, I'd imagine so!
  466. [14:37] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Oh
  467. [14:37] <Faerzen[aberrant]> GentlmanCraftSprite is bothering me
  468. [14:38] <Faerzen[aberrant]> "Oho, I am quite ready for a spot of adventure miss!"
  469. [14:38] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Wow
  470. [14:38] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Can you get any cornier than that?
  471. [14:41] <IcyByron> miss
  472. [14:41] <IcyByron> k3k
  473. [14:41] <IcyByron> wow hot damn is it funny to say
  474. [14:41] <IcyByron> kay three kay
  475. [14:42] <Faerzen[aberrant]> That's some serious MLG-speak you got there.
  476. [14:42] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Everyone bows down in awe
  477. [14:42] <Faerzen[aberrant]> hahaha
  478. [14:43] <IcyByron> ha
  479. [14:43] <IcyByron> ha haaah
  480. [14:44] <IcyByron> that was my sarcastic laugh
  481. [14:44] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Sarcastic laugh received.
  482. [14:45] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Okay, GCS is becoming rather belligerent that we go exploring now.
  483. [14:45] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Geez, he seems very bent on exploring.
  484. [14:45] <IcyByron> hmm
  485. [14:45] <IcyByron> well
  486. [14:45] <IcyByron> i do have to grind
  487. [14:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I will let you know what I find!
  488. [14:46] <IcyByron> i guess i'll see you around?
  489. [14:46] <IcyByron> dont die
  490. [14:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Yes, you probably should do that
  491. [14:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Indeed!
  492. [14:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Likewise.
  493. [14:46] <IcyByron> because i think you actully can die
  494. [14:46] <IcyByron> like really die
  495. [14:46] <IcyByron> sop
  496. [14:46] <IcyByron> so*
  497. [14:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I don't really know what to expect descending a spiral staircase into endless darkness
  498. [14:46] <IcyByron> huh
  499. [14:46] <IcyByron> well
  500. [14:46] <IcyByron> see you
  501. [14:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Exactly!
  502. [14:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> All the more important we work together.
  503. [14:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I would hate to accidentally cause someone to die
  504. [14:47] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I've already done that enough with my mom to know that I never want that to happen again
  505. [14:47] <Faerzen[aberrant]> even to someone I don't like
  506. [14:47] <IcyByron> mmn
  507. [14:47] <IcyByron> faerzen
  508. [14:47] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Yeah?
  509. [14:47] <IcyByron> my eye hurts
  510. [14:47] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Uh oh!
  511. [14:47] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Is it from your fall?
  512. [14:47] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Or is it your implant?
  513. [14:47] <IcyByron> no
  514. [14:47] <IcyByron> i can't talk for that long
  515. [14:47] <IcyByron> the vibrations hurt
  516. [14:47] <IcyByron> chill
  517. [14:48] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Okay, I'll chill
  518. [14:48] <Faerzen[aberrant]> That's probably a good idea
  519. [14:48] <IcyByron> see you around
  520. [14:48] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I've been really up tight about this whole thing
  521. [14:48] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Talk to you later!
  522. [14:49] <Faerzen[aberrant]> -- visceralVanguard [VV] bids farewell to masterfulShooter [MS] --
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