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- [13:31] <Faerzen[aberrant]> -- visceralVanguard [VV] began gentlemanly conversing with masterfulShooter [MS] --
- [13:32] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Hello, Byron!
- [13:32] <IcyByron> Ugh,,,Faerzen?
- [13:32] <Faerzen[aberrant]> How have you been?
- [13:33] <IcyByron> dude
- [13:33] <IcyByron> fuck nick
- [13:33] <IcyByron> FUCK NICK
- [13:33] <Faerzen[aberrant]> ......
- [13:33] <Faerzen[aberrant]> What did he do?
- [13:33] <IcyByron> I just fell down some stairs
- [13:33] <IcyByron> that he made
- [13:33] <IcyByron> on purpose
- [13:33] <IcyByron> to fuck with me
- [13:33] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Then why did you use them....?
- [13:33] <IcyByron> what else was i suposed to do?
- [13:33] <IcyByron> my imp dudes flipped out and attacked me
- [13:34] <IcyByron> so
- [13:34] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Oh no!
- [13:34] <IcyByron> i had to kill them
- [13:34] <IcyByron> i mean it kinda sucks but
- [13:34] <Faerzen[aberrant]> You are being assailed by enemies???
- [13:34] <IcyByron> no no
- [13:34] <IcyByron> i already killed them
- [13:34] <IcyByron> but you know
- [13:34] <IcyByron> one objective to the next
- [13:34] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Well of course you did
- [13:34] <Faerzen[aberrant]> With all your MLG skillz
- [13:34] <IcyByron> OH
- [13:34] <IcyByron> i made a MLGBoard
- [13:35] <IcyByron> but i need your science help
- [13:35] <IcyByron> how could i make it better
- [13:35] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Dare I ask what an MLGBoard is?
- [13:35] <IcyByron> well you see
- [13:35] <IcyByron> wait
- [13:35] <IcyByron> are you on a planet too?
- [13:35] <IcyByron> we havent talked since before the game
- [13:35] <IcyByron> well i mean
- [13:35] <IcyByron> there was the memo
- [13:35] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Yeah..... about that
- [13:35] <IcyByron> but that doesn' really count
- [13:36] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It turns out that the whole mom thing is a reasonably common trend in the game
- [13:36] <IcyByron> oh god this speech to text sucks
- [13:36] <IcyByron> dude what
- [13:36] <Faerzen[aberrant]> The same thing happened to me
- [13:36] <IcyByron> woah dude sorry man
- [13:36] <IcyByron> that must have sucked
- [13:36] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I thought I had planned everything out!
- [13:36] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I had all of the equipment locations mapped out
- [13:37] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I had everything all set up, waiting for someone to connect to me
- [13:37] <IcyByron> and then
- [13:37] <Faerzen[aberrant]> And then this messed up game just decided to throw all of that out the window
- [13:37] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It's like everything that could have gone wrong did
- [13:37] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I'm convinced that this is going to happen regardless of the person who connects to you
- [13:37] <IcyByron> so i guess ur guy sukcs as much as mine
- [13:37] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It happened to Nick when I connected to him
- [13:38] <Faerzen[aberrant]> it happened to you when Nick connected to you
- [13:38] <Faerzen[aberrant]> and it happened to me as well
- [13:38] <IcyByron> dude this game fuckin sucks
- [13:38] <IcyByron> like
- [13:38] <IcyByron> but
- [13:38] <IcyByron> i mean
- [13:38] <Faerzen[aberrant]> So I don't think it's actually Nick's fault
- [13:38] <Faerzen[aberrant]> like the whole thing is just forced to happen regardless
- [13:38] <IcyByron> its being way to nice to me for some reason
- [13:38] <IcyByron> im kinda scared dude
- [13:38] <Faerzen[aberrant]> what do you mean?
- [13:38] <IcyByron> my land is literally my version of heaven
- [13:38] <IcyByron> the rng is being way to kind
- [13:38] <IcyByron> like
- [13:38] <IcyByron> i got hit once
- [13:39] <IcyByron> so far
- [13:39] <IcyByron> and 2 of the imps
- [13:39] <IcyByron> literally kiled eachother
- [13:39] <IcyByron> BY ACCIDENT
- [13:39] <Faerzen[aberrant]> imps?
- [13:39] <IcyByron> oh shit
- [13:39] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Are those the enemies you've found?
- [13:39] <IcyByron> oh yeah
- [13:39] <IcyByron> havent u
- [13:39] <IcyByron> nick had to fight some
- [13:39] <IcyByron> it was funny
- [13:39] <Faerzen[aberrant]> No
- [13:40] <IcyByron> he got his ass kicked
- [13:40] <Faerzen[aberrant]> My land is empty so far, besides me and my house
- [13:40] <IcyByron> woah
- [13:40] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It's *beautiful*!
- [13:40] <Faerzen[aberrant]> But kind of lonely :/
- [13:40] <IcyByron> do you know the name though
- [13:40] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Yeah, I don't really know why though
- [13:40] <IcyByron> yeah me neither
- [13:40] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Nobody told me what it was called
- [13:40] <IcyByron> i mean u can guess the mlg part
- [13:40] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I just kind of felt like I knew it
- [13:40] <IcyByron> but "revolutions"
- [13:40] <IcyByron> idk
- [13:40] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It's the Land of Wicks and Bulbs
- [13:41] <IcyByron> dude having to say quotation revolution quotation is hilarious
- [13:41] <Faerzen[aberrant]> it's full of these high-reaching rocky spires with glowing orbs, light bulbs, candles, etc. on top of them
- [13:41] <IcyByron> well
- [13:41] <Faerzen[aberrant]> my house is trapped on top of one of them
- [13:41] <IcyByron> i can see both of the things in their
- [13:41] <IcyByron> but
- [13:41] <Faerzen[aberrant]> But there's a huge pool of darkness below that I can't see into
- [13:41] <IcyByron> i havent seen any revolutions here
- [13:41] <IcyByron> oh dude
- [13:42] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I guess you will find out!
- [13:42] <IcyByron> throw a candle down there
- [13:42] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Hahaha, I wish I could!
- [13:42] <IcyByron> its weird how the imps listen to me though???
- [13:42] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Unfortunately the candles are larger than I am and floating high in the air
- [13:42] <IcyByron> what
- [13:42] <IcyByron> what the fuck
- [13:42] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I'll have to tell you what they think of me when I find some here!
- [13:43] <IcyByron> have you seen anything else
- [13:43] <IcyByron> alive i mean
- [13:43] <IcyByron> there are these weiard
- [13:43] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Other than my actual mom
- [13:43] <IcyByron> green
- [13:43] <Faerzen[aberrant]> being asleep
- [13:43] <IcyByron> ogre things
- [13:43] <IcyByron> dude
- [13:43] <IcyByron> your living it
- [13:43] <IcyByron> my parents are bothe just
- [13:43] <IcyByron> gone
- [13:43] <IcyByron> missing
- [13:43] <IcyByron> i only have this foodblob to keep me company
- [13:43] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Were they home when you were transported here?
- [13:44] <IcyByron> my mom wasnt
- [13:44] <IcyByron> but my dad was
- [13:44] <IcyByron> well
- [13:44] <IcyByron> you know why my mom wsant
- [13:44] <IcyByron> ugh
- [13:44] <IcyByron> my head huuurts
- [13:44] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Mine as well
- [13:44] <IcyByron> you see this is why i didnt go outside
- [13:44] <IcyByron> no i mean literally
- [13:44] <IcyByron> i fell down stairs faerzen
- [13:44] <Faerzen[aberrant]> So much of this game doesn't make much sense, but I'm determined to figure out why
- [13:45] <IcyByron> i literally fell down stairs
- [13:45] <IcyByron> wait
- [13:45] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I don't really want to be here at all, but since I can't really do anything about that, I might as well make the best of it and try and learn something.
- [13:45] <IcyByron> without any imps
- [13:45] <IcyByron> do you have any gushers
- [13:45] <IcyByron> ?
- [13:45] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Are you referring to Grist?
- [13:45] <Faerzen[aberrant]> No, I haven't gotten any of that yet
- [13:45] <IcyByron> what the fucjs grust
- [13:45] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It's very frustrating
- [13:45] <IcyByron> fucks*
- [13:46] <IcyByron> grist*
- [13:46] <IcyByron> its gushers here
- [13:46] <IcyByron> although everythings food here
- [13:46] <IcyByron> so
- [13:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Grist is the game construct that you use spend to build things and make items on the alchemiter
- [13:46] <IcyByron> like literally everything is food here
- [13:46] <IcyByron> its magic
- [13:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Does it look like gushers?
- [13:46] <IcyByron> yes
- [13:46] <IcyByron> and it is gushers
- [13:46] <IcyByron> im 110% serious
- [13:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> ....
- [13:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Well, I can say I definitely wasn't expecting that
- [13:47] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Faucet's sense of humor can be so weird sometimes.
- [13:47] <IcyByron> its weird
- [13:47] <IcyByron> how did you get the game
- [13:47] <IcyByron> i got this game in a greedybundle
- [13:47] <IcyByron> but the bundle
- [13:47] <IcyByron> was for dlc
- [13:47] <IcyByron> so...?
- [13:47] <Faerzen[aberrant]> People started talking about it on that weird memo we were all invited to.
- [13:48] <Faerzen[aberrant]> So I did some research, and I found it on an isolated Faucet DRM server for dirt cheap
- [13:48] <IcyByron> dude
- [13:48] <IcyByron> i thought u were a scientist
- [13:48] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I figured no game could be so bad that this little money couldn't be worth it
- [13:48] <IcyByron> i cant be associating with hackers dude
- [13:48] <IcyByron> ima lose my ransk
- [13:48] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Hahaha, I'm no hacker!
- [13:48] <IcyByron> ranks*
- [13:49] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It's called NorwayNet Search Engine ;)
- [13:49] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I just searched for it, and found it there!
- [13:49] <IcyByron> dude norway seems fuckin cool
- [13:50] <Faerzen[aberrant]> That is a quite correct assessment
- [13:50] <IcyByron> sigh
- [13:50] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It's like all the cool things of Faucet without actual Faucet
- [13:50] <IcyByron> i miss my imp bros man
- [13:50] <IcyByron> they were cool
- [13:50] <Faerzen[aberrant]> But, it seems Faucet had the last laugh with this game
- [13:50] <IcyByron> one of them ripped a can out of his chest and then drank out of it
- [13:50] <Faerzen[aberrant]> You were able to befriend your enemies?
- [13:50] <IcyByron> and i was like
- [13:50] <IcyByron> eewww isnt that cannabalism
- [13:50] <IcyByron> and he was like
- [13:51] <IcyByron> well i dunno
- [13:51] <IcyByron> it was weird
- [13:51] <IcyByron> but
- [13:51] <IcyByron> they were coo
- [13:51] <IcyByron> l*
- [13:51] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I'm sure you'll find more
- [13:51] <IcyByron> yeah i just asked them if they would calm down
- [13:51] <IcyByron> and they were like
- [13:51] <IcyByron> *shrug*
- [13:51] <IcyByron> i hope so
- [13:51] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Given how the game was able to spawn copies of our moms, I would presume it can spawn as many imps as it would like!
- [13:51] <IcyByron> god i have to make it up these fuckin stairs
- [13:51] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Sigh
- [13:52] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I'll talk with Nick and get him to be more reasonable
- [13:52] <IcyByron> your probably right
- [13:52] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Making stairs like that isn't helping anyone
- [13:52] <IcyByron> oh god if you get super buddy buddy with nick
- [13:52] <IcyByron> its gonna be reaaal awkward for you
- [13:52] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I haven't really talked with him much
- [13:53] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Oh!
- [13:53] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I forgot one of the main reasons I contacted you!
- [13:53] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Who are you connected to, and have you been able to get in contact with them?
- [13:53] <IcyByron> oh
- [13:53] <IcyByron> some japanese dude
- [13:53] <IcyByron> he really hasnt messaged me
- [13:53] <IcyByron> ever
- [13:54] <IcyByron> or acknowleged my existance
- [13:54] <IcyByron> he kinda
- [13:54] <IcyByron> just
- [13:54] <IcyByron> goes with it
- [13:54] <IcyByron> its weird
- [13:54] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Do you know his EsperChum handle?
- [13:54] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I'm following our connection chains to see if I can find any patterns
- [13:55] <IcyByron> no
- [13:55] <IcyByron> not at all
- [13:55] <IcyByron> actually
- [13:55] <IcyByron> i havent even seen him since i got into the game
- [13:55] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Oh really?
- [13:55] <IcyByron> with my whole lack of power buisness
- [13:55] <IcyByron> the only reason i can talk to you
- [13:55] <IcyByron> is because
- [13:55] <IcyByron> of kickass
- [13:55] <IcyByron> IMPLAAAANTS
- [13:56] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Of course :)
- [13:56] <Faerzen[aberrant]> The other thing I wanted to ask you is if you've put anything else in your MLGSprite
- [13:57] <IcyByron> no
- [13:57] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I've discovered if you add a second item, then it is able to talk with you and provide advice!
- [13:57] <IcyByron> you can?
- [13:57] <IcyByron> oh shit
- [13:57] <IcyByron> wait
- [13:57] <IcyByron> i need your opinion
- [13:57] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Yes?
- [13:57] <IcyByron> fingerless gloves + fedora combo into the sprite
- [13:58] <IcyByron> and
- [13:58] <IcyByron> or
- [13:58] <IcyByron> i mean
- [13:58] <IcyByron> anime shirt
- [13:58] <IcyByron> OR
- [13:58] <IcyByron> counter assault collectors edition statue
- [13:58] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Hmmmmmmmm
- [13:59] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I'm going to have to go with the fedora on this one.
- [13:59] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Classy Foodblob sounds most excellent :)
- [13:59] <IcyByron> mmn
- [13:59] <Faerzen[aberrant]> If you put in counter assault or anime, it's possible your sprite will be entirely unhelpful!
- [13:59] <IcyByron> but i totally want foodblob to be barking orders and stuff dude
- [14:00] <IcyByron> SECTION ALPHA GO GO GO
- [14:00] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I think classy foodblob would be such a bro
- [14:00] <IcyByron> what did you do?
- [14:00] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Oh, I suppose you don't know what I threw in the first time around, do you?
- [14:01] <IcyByron> no
- [14:01] <IcyByron> what did you do
- [14:01] <IcyByron> is a broad
- [14:01] <IcyByron> reaching question
- [14:01] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Well, the one thing I had planned out that actually went according to plan was that
- [14:01] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I put in Minecraft!
- [14:01] <IcyByron> ...
- [14:01] <IcyByron> wha
- [14:01] <IcyByron> t
- [14:02] <IcyByron> how
- [14:02] <IcyByron> what the fuck
- [14:02] <IcyByron> how did you even
- [14:02] <IcyByron> no seriously how
- [14:02] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I know! Isn't it great?
- [14:02] <Faerzen[aberrant]> That game hasn't been sold in ages
- [14:02] <IcyByron> no really
- [14:02] <IcyByron> dude how
- [14:02] <Faerzen[aberrant]> But I've saved a memory chip with the game on it!
- [14:02] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It's one of my favorite things to do when I want to relax
- [14:03] <IcyByron> dude your so old fashioned
- [14:03] <IcyByron> but what the hell
- [14:03] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Hahaha, I suppose so in some ways!
- [14:03] <IcyByron> wait so thats why
- [14:03] <IcyByron> ohhhh
- [14:03] <IcyByron> oh ok
- [14:03] <IcyByron> i thought the game was just glitchy
- [14:03] <Faerzen[aberrant]> But don't sell me too short on counter assault 15!
- [14:03] <IcyByron> but some imps were blocky
- [14:03] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Wait, what?
- [14:04] <Faerzen[aberrant]> What we've put in our obs affects the enemies you've seen?
- [14:04] <IcyByron> yeah
- [14:04] <IcyByron> i think so
- [14:04] <IcyByron> because foodblob
- [14:04] <IcyByron> gave them food parts
- [14:04] <IcyByron> and nick gave them deer hats
- [14:04] <IcyByron> but
- [14:04] <IcyByron> who the hell
- [14:04] <IcyByron> put in fuckin metal
- [14:04] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I don't know!
- [14:04] <Faerzen[aberrant]> That's what I'm trying to figure out by following the connection chain
- [14:04] <IcyByron> ...
- [14:05] <IcyByron> well for my guy
- [14:05] <IcyByron> i put in a hat
- [14:05] <IcyByron> a rice hat
- [14:05] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I think everyone here has their own information, and it would be very helpful to get in touch with everyone
- [14:05] <IcyByron> hmm
- [14:05] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Do you think you could try and find out his chat handle?
- [14:05] <IcyByron> sure
- [14:06] <IcyByron> so dude
- [14:06] <IcyByron> look up
- [14:06] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I was able to get Nick's by zooming in on his computer screen
- [14:06] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Up?
- [14:06] <IcyByron> yes
- [14:06] <IcyByron> up
- [14:06] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Okay....?
- [14:06] <IcyByron> you see the glowy thing?
- [14:06] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I see a large light bulb that is very bright >_<
- [14:06] <IcyByron> oh
- [14:06] <IcyByron> wow
- [14:07] <IcyByron> i wonder...
- [14:07] <Faerzen[aberrant]> What do you wonder?
- [14:07] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Is there something else up there, do you think?
- [14:07] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It's really hard to see anything
- [14:07] <IcyByron> well theres a big flashy thing up there that nick is for some reason building up to
- [14:07] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Because it's so bright
- [14:07] <IcyByron> and it looks like a hitmarker
- [14:07] <IcyByron> so
- [14:07] <IcyByron> i think i might have to shoot it or something
- [14:07] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Oh!
- [14:07] <IcyByron> but you might have to break that thing or something idk
- [14:07] <Faerzen[aberrant]> My sprite told me about those
- [14:08] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I wouldn't shoot that!
- [14:08] <IcyByron> why
- [14:08] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Nick is actually helping you out a lot!
- [14:08] <Faerzen[aberrant]> That's the first goal you need to reach in the game
- [14:08] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It's a portal of some sort
- [14:08] <IcyByron> i really should get to throwing something into foodblob but he kinda camoflages in with everything else
- [14:08] <IcyByron> wait
- [14:08] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I have no idea where it will take you
- [14:08] <IcyByron> did i spell that right
- [14:09] <IcyByron> oh
- [14:09] <IcyByron> shit
- [14:10] <IcyByron> so i gotta...go up there
- [14:10] <IcyByron> damnit
- [14:16] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Yeah, I'm not sure how Nick found out what you are supposed to do, but that is the first step on whatever large quest we have here
- [14:16] <Faerzen[aberrant]> My sprite keeps saying we're on a team
- [14:16] <IcyByron> what
- [14:16] <IcyByron> a team
- [14:16] <Faerzen[aberrant]> So I think we're going to need to make sure we can cooperate
- [14:16] <IcyByron> we
- [14:16] <IcyByron> how many of us are there
- [14:17] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I don't know! That's why I want to keep following the connection chain and see if I can find a beginning and end
- [14:17] <IcyByron> well i nominate you for coooperator
- [14:17] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Hahaha, I don't know how good I'd be at that!
- [14:18] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I like finding out about things and helping other people, but I don't think I'm very good at getting people to work together!
- [14:18] <IcyByron> i wonder if thses portals are going to take us to a harder area
- [14:18] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Possibly?
- [14:18] <IcyByron> i tried to alchemize a better weapon but nick used all of my gristt
- [14:18] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Maybe to an area of your planet you couldn't get to before!
- [14:18] <IcyByron> :O
- [14:18] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Wait
- [14:18] <IcyByron> yes
- [14:18] <Faerzen[aberrant]> You said you think every planet has these?
- [14:19] <IcyByron> apparently
- [14:19] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I wonder if they link to each other!
- [14:19] <IcyByron> ,_,
- [14:19] <IcyByron> holy shit
- [14:19] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I don't know how in the world I'm going to get up to mine, let alone without being blinded, but there's only one way to find out.
- [14:19] <IcyByron> i really dont know where i should go from here
- [14:19] <IcyByron> i mean...up?
- [14:20] <IcyByron> or should i go grind some more
- [14:20] <Faerzen[aberrant]> If Nick needs more grist to build, then it would help both of you if you fought some more enemies
- [14:20] <IcyByron> true
- [14:20] <IcyByron> i tried to ask the imps if they would give me their gushers
- [14:20] <IcyByron> but
- [14:20] <IcyByron> they weren't convinced
- [14:22] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Hmmm
- [14:22] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Why do you get along with Nick so poorly?
- [14:22] <Faerzen[aberrant]> From what I've been watching, he doesn't seem that mean
- [14:23] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Mostly just trying to figure out what's going on
- [14:23] <Faerzen[aberrant]> since we've all kind of been dumped into this new world
- [14:23] <IcyByron> you haven't read our logs
- [14:23] <IcyByron> clearly
- [14:23] <IcyByron> and i mean
- [14:23] <IcyByron> he hasnt helped me at all
- [14:24] <Faerzen[aberrant]> How should he be helping?
- [14:24] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I haven't really helped him at all
- [14:24] <Faerzen[aberrant]> and you haven't interacted with your player basically at all
- [14:24] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It actually seems like he's being the most helpful of any of us!
- [14:24] <IcyByron> hmm
- [14:24] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Albeit, those stairs were a pretty bad idea
- [14:24] <IcyByron> i guess you...may be right
- [14:24] <IcyByron> sigh
- [14:25] <IcyByron> if these things actualy do take us places
- [14:25] <IcyByron> i'll go and talk to him
- [14:25] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I know you've got so many MLG skillz, but try not to boom headshot him on first sight! :P
- [14:25] <IcyByron> k
- [14:25] <IcyByron> well
- [14:25] <IcyByron> i guess i'll
- [14:25] <Faerzen[aberrant]> If we're all on a team, you two fighting all the time isn't really going to help anyone :(
- [14:25] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Is your head feeling any better now?
- [14:26] <IcyByron> yeah
- [14:26] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Nice!
- [14:26] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I have some medigel packs at my house, so if you ever need any I can send you the captcha code on the back
- [14:26] <IcyByron> god sometimes i am so glad i have this implant
- [14:26] <IcyByron> oh no its cool
- [14:26] <IcyByron> when i killed the imps they dropped gushers and popped gushers
- [14:27] <IcyByron> so the popped ones didn't give me any "grist"
- [14:27] <IcyByron> but they gave me health
- [14:27] <IcyByron> so
- [14:27] <IcyByron> its all good
- [14:27] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Oh, that's conveneient
- [14:27] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I suppose I never actually answered your question completely, did I!
- [14:27] <IcyByron> i apparently need to kill 6 more imps before i can actually upgrade my keyboard...
- [14:27] <IcyByron> oh no you didnt
- [14:27] <Faerzen[aberrant]> My second addition to my minecraftsprite was a monocle.
- [14:27] <IcyByron> what
- [14:28] <Faerzen[aberrant]> So now he is a super fancy minecraft block
- [14:28] <Faerzen[aberrant]> it's very weird actually
- [14:28] <IcyByron> uh
- [14:28] <IcyByron> huh
- [14:28] <IcyByron> so...
- [14:28] <IcyByron> maybe i can convince them to be cool again
- [14:28] <Faerzen[aberrant]> He keeps using all these old-timey expressions I've never heard before!
- [14:28] <IcyByron> now that there more gentlemanly
- [14:28] <IcyByron> ....
- [14:28] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Maybe?
- [14:28] <Faerzen[aberrant]> We'll find out!
- [14:29] <IcyByron> although it looks like hteir randomly generated so
- [14:29] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Maybe in that case counter assault would be a bad idea
- [14:29] <IcyByron> not all of them will have monocles
- [14:29] <IcyByron> hhmm
- [14:29] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I don't want any soldier master imps wrecking me :(
- [14:29] <IcyByron> or they might be like soldeirs
- [14:29] <IcyByron> oh shit ur right
- [14:29] <IcyByron> but i mean the modifications seem mostly cosmetic
- [14:29] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Oh that's nice
- [14:29] <IcyByron> damn gaming taught me alot of big words
- [14:29] <IcyByron> cheapskate
- [14:29] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Have you seen any other enemies besides these imps?
- [14:30] <IcyByron> corporate backlash
- [14:30] <IcyByron> no, not yet
- [14:30] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Most RPGs have higher level enemies as you progress in the game
- [14:30] <IcyByron> although in the donut plains there's no telling whats out there
- [14:30] <IcyByron> jeez
- [14:30] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Donut Plains?
- [14:30] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Wow, your planet does sound rather entertaining. :)
- [14:31] <IcyByron> yeha
- [14:31] <IcyByron> i just wish i had internet access
- [14:31] <IcyByron> so
- [14:31] <Faerzen[aberrant]> You don't?
- [14:31] <IcyByron> i could i dunno look some stuff up
- [14:31] <IcyByron> no
- [14:31] <IcyByron> just espernet
- [14:31] <IcyByron> do you?
- [14:31] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I haven't actually checked, now that you think about it
- [14:33] <IcyByron> huh
- [14:33] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I actually haven't even checked if I have electricity
- [14:33] <Faerzen[aberrant]> It's been quite difficult to tell if all the lighting devices in my house are functional because of all the floating lights outside
- [14:34] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Everything is so orange!
- [14:36] <IcyByron> everything is orange here
- [14:36] <IcyByron> but probably for another reason
- [14:36] <IcyByron> cheeto winds
- [14:37] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Hahaha, I'd imagine so!
- [14:37] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Oh
- [14:37] <Faerzen[aberrant]> GentlmanCraftSprite is bothering me
- [14:38] <Faerzen[aberrant]> "Oho, I am quite ready for a spot of adventure miss!"
- [14:38] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Wow
- [14:38] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Can you get any cornier than that?
- [14:41] <IcyByron> miss
- [14:41] <IcyByron> k3k
- [14:41] <IcyByron> wow hot damn is it funny to say
- [14:41] <IcyByron> kay three kay
- [14:42] <Faerzen[aberrant]> That's some serious MLG-speak you got there.
- [14:42] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Everyone bows down in awe
- [14:42] <Faerzen[aberrant]> hahaha
- [14:43] <IcyByron> ha
- [14:43] <IcyByron> ha haaah
- [14:44] <IcyByron> that was my sarcastic laugh
- [14:44] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Sarcastic laugh received.
- [14:45] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Okay, GCS is becoming rather belligerent that we go exploring now.
- [14:45] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Geez, he seems very bent on exploring.
- [14:45] <IcyByron> hmm
- [14:45] <IcyByron> well
- [14:45] <IcyByron> i do have to grind
- [14:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I will let you know what I find!
- [14:46] <IcyByron> i guess i'll see you around?
- [14:46] <IcyByron> dont die
- [14:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Yes, you probably should do that
- [14:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Indeed!
- [14:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Likewise.
- [14:46] <IcyByron> because i think you actully can die
- [14:46] <IcyByron> like really die
- [14:46] <IcyByron> sop
- [14:46] <IcyByron> so*
- [14:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I don't really know what to expect descending a spiral staircase into endless darkness
- [14:46] <IcyByron> huh
- [14:46] <IcyByron> well
- [14:46] <IcyByron> see you
- [14:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Exactly!
- [14:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> All the more important we work together.
- [14:46] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I would hate to accidentally cause someone to die
- [14:47] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I've already done that enough with my mom to know that I never want that to happen again
- [14:47] <Faerzen[aberrant]> even to someone I don't like
- [14:47] <IcyByron> mmn
- [14:47] <IcyByron> faerzen
- [14:47] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Yeah?
- [14:47] <IcyByron> my eye hurts
- [14:47] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Uh oh!
- [14:47] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Is it from your fall?
- [14:47] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Or is it your implant?
- [14:47] <IcyByron> no
- [14:47] <IcyByron> i can't talk for that long
- [14:47] <IcyByron> the vibrations hurt
- [14:47] <IcyByron> chill
- [14:48] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Okay, I'll chill
- [14:48] <Faerzen[aberrant]> That's probably a good idea
- [14:48] <IcyByron> see you around
- [14:48] <Faerzen[aberrant]> I've been really up tight about this whole thing
- [14:48] <Faerzen[aberrant]> Talk to you later!
- [14:49] <Faerzen[aberrant]> -- visceralVanguard [VV] bids farewell to masterfulShooter [MS] --
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