Unyen's incognito unyens

"Phew! That was an intense training session, Lima!" a short female Saiyan said as the two started walking into the Conton City female locker room.
"Yeah no kidding, Unyen. I was not expecting us to be so evenly matched," the nearly identical-looking Saiyan responded with.
"For sure! I haven't had a sparring session so fun in a long time, we definitely need to train again later," Unyen said while the two were opening their lockers.
"Today was a good day. I found a new girl that can actually spar with me at my full power, and now I'm gonna go home and relax with Dr. Targos," Lima stated while putting her pink armor into her locker.
"Targos? Really? The really angry-looking Saiyan that glares at people that walk by him?" Unyen, confused, cut herself off, "WAIT, HE'S A DOCTOR?!" Shocked, Unyen dropped her armor instead of putting it in her locker. Lima, reaching for her towel, responded
"Well, of course. He had to get his doctorate so he could do all of the research he's allowed to do in Conton."
Unyen was in shock. She was just standing in the middle of the locker room stark naked, staring at Lima, fully expecting her to follow up with 'haha just kidding' or 'its just a prank, bitch'. That never happened, and Lima started to walk to the showers with her towel over her shoulder. "You gonna shower or what? We worked up a pretty nasty sweat today."
"What the hell, seriously?" Unyen grumbled as she tried to collect her thoughts, clothes, and towel. "What even is life?" She muttered to herself as she tried to clean up the mess her shock caused. After cramming her armor in the bottom of her locker she hurried around the corner to the showers. For how nice the locker part of the locker room was, the showers were actually pretty cheap. There were no dividers, no shower curtains. Just some cheap tiling and a bunch of spigots in the wall so as many people as possible could shower at once. "Sorry that took so long, I'm just in shock over the idea that Targos is a Doctor..."
"Haha, it's fine. He's actually a really big softy. He just has one of the worst cases of resting bitch face ever. That's why I keep him around." Lima said, glancing over at Unyen who started showering next to her. She whistled after looking her up and down"
"Hm?" Unyen glanced over at Lima after lathering up.
"I think I figured out the biggest difference between us."
"What's that?"
"Your T&A girl, holy crap!"
Unyen flinched at the statement. "Oh come on, I'm not that much curvier than you"
"Bitch please, your boobs are like, almost the size of your head, and how do you even fit into pants with that ass??" Lima, gawking at this point wasn't even under her shower any more.
"Lima, holy shit stop! I'm getting flashbacks to my last date!" Unyen barked out, making a shooing motion with her arms.
"Was it that bad?" He looked cute-"
"YES IT WAS THAT BAD-"
"Maybe a little stupid, but-"
"CAN WE PLEASE GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND-"
"-you can be stupid and cute."
Unyen stood there under her stream, staring at Lima, actually blushing for once and looking exasperated. Lima had moved back under her stream and was scrubbing herself down, not even acknowledging Unyen. Lima had no idea she just hit a sore subject.
"He's not technically my boyfriend. Really, he calls me his wife, but we're not officially married. He's more like... my master, since his apartment is a harem of cute Saiyan girls," Lima said, putting her hands on her cheeks and blushing, "but he's just so sweet I keep coming back!" Unyen was in complete disbelief. How is Targos even a Saiyan? He's the complete antithesis of them. He's apparently a kind scholar.
"I should get to know Targos," Unyen thought to herself, "but I don't know if I want to just be another pretty face in his harem. That to me sounds pretty dirty. What kind of freedoms would I even have at that point? Is it worth it just to be treated nicely? Oh god, what if he wants to have an orgy with all the girls? I'm not okay with that..." While Unyen was thinking to herself, Lima finished showering and started walking back to the lockers while drying herself. Unyen, upon realizing this snapped back to reality, turned off her shower and hurried back to the lockers. When she got back there, Lima hadn't gotten changed yet, but was on her scouter talking to someone.
"Uh-huh. Yes. No, I'm not scheduled for a patrol this week. Yes. I understand. I'll be there ASAP." Lima turned to Unyen while starting to put on her replica Note costume. "Hey, I just got called in for an emergency stake-out patrol. Looks like Mira might appear in age 850. Super important stuff." She hurriedly shoved her dirty pink armor into her locker.
"This is my chance!" Unyen said internally. "I can infiltrate Targos' harem as Lima and see if it'd be worth joining it!" Right as Lima was going to lock the lock on her locker, Unyen yelled out.
"Hey, Lima!" she stopped and turned her head. Unyen had a huge shit-eating grin on her face. Lima was expecting a 'good luck' or 'don't die' or something, but Unyen shouted,
"How good is the sex with Targos?"
Lima froze. Then she turned several shades of pink and red. Unyen just stood there grinning.
"That good, huh? Don't worry, I'll let Targos know you got called in for a mission,"
Lima turned even redder, then put her index and middle fingers on her forehead and teleported out without a word.

The plan worked. Lima forgot to lock her locker before she left. "All I have to do I put her pink armor on and pretend to be her for a day, since she's on a stakeout mission, she won't be back for a while," Unyen said to herself.
She opened Lima's locker and looked at the crumpled mess on the bottom of the locker. "Pink isn't really my color, but it looks just like some of my older armor."
She hurriedly started changing, just in case another patroller came in and noticed her at the wrong locker. After slipping on the top and squeezing into the bottoms she went to a mirror near by to check out how she looked. In her reflection she saw Lima. The armor is your standard form-fitting armor, so her extra bust size wasn't even noticeable since the armor compensated automatically for the change. The issue arose when she turned around to check out her back. Her ass was eating the bottoms. It looked like she was wearing a pink thong, not your standard combat speedo. "Shit." She muttered to herself. "Lima was right. I didn't think my butt was that big. Oh well, Targos probably won't even notice since he'll have a bunch of other girls occupying his attention."
After trying to make the bottoms look convincing she headed outside to meet Targos.

Who was sitting on a bench right outside the locker room.
Waiting. Presumably for Lima.

"Oh my god he's right here," Unyen thought to herself, while attempting to not make a terrified face at the most intimidating researcher ever. He was in his standard blue Saiyan armor, with his signature glare and his 1000 yard stare. Just sitting on the bench. Looking like he wanted to destroy Conton at any given second.
As soon as the locker room doors opened and Unyen stepped out in Lima's armor, Targos immediately perked up on the bench and looked over at the incognito Saiyan.
"Lima!" Targos shouted, excited to see who he thought was his 'wife'.
"H-hi sweetie!" Unyen called back. "Shit, is that one of their pet names for each other?" Unyen thought to herself. "I don't know ANYTHING about how these two interact," she said to herself. Regret immediately pouring over her after only three words being exchanged between the two Saiyans.
Targos stood up and started jogging towards Unyen. When he got closer he went in for a big hug.
"How was your day? Did you kick that other girl's ass?"
He was significantly taller than Unyen, and because of that his huge hug was suffocating her
"Can't... breath..." eventually got gasped out by the tiny Saiyan girl.
"O-oh! Oh no! I'm so sorry!" he immediately let go and crouched down to her eye level. "Are you okay? I didn't break anything did I? Is your tail okay?" He was talking at a thousand words a minute. Asking all sorts of medical questions while staring directly into Unyen's face. He wasn't bad looking, and while he was talking, the anger in his face had turned to genuine concern. There was no malice there, just affection. Realizing that Unyen blushed a little.
"I'm fine, just don't hug me so hard next time, 'kay? I sparred really hard with Unyen and I'm worn out," Unyen said. She thought to herself after that, "Well no turning back now. I'm already one lie deep."
"Ooh, sure! Well, you can lean on me while we walk home if you're that tired. I just sat around today trying to figure out..." his sentence trailed off in Unyen's mind as he started talking about stuff that just made her eyes glaze over. "womp womp womp womp... oh right. You don't understand any of that. Well anyway, take my arm and let's be off."
"Wow, he's actually really perceptive" Unyen thought. "I wasn't paying attention for like three seconds before he stopped talking." She took his arm and leaned on him and they were off.

After walking for about 30 seconds Targos whined "Limaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Unyen looked up at him and responded "What's wrong?" When she looked up she said a child's face looking back at her. Not some hard-ass, mean-mugging Saiyan, just an upset child.
"Your tail is wrapped too tightly around your waist! I can't hold it with mine!" he looked legitimately distraught about this.
She thought to herself "Are you fucking serious? Holding tails? Is he actually 12? What the hell did I get myself into exactly?"
"O-oh...kay. Sorry sweetheart." she said, unwrapping her tail from her wait. Immediately after doing so, her tail was gently wrapped into his.
"Thanks, love. It's the little things ya know?" he said softly. He looked forward and his scary face returned. Unyen resumed looking forward after seeing the strange facial transformation as well.
"Tonight is going to be a weird one."

The rest of the walk to Targos' apartment was fairly uneventful. Targos was a good leaning post, and having 'Lima' as arm and tail candy seemed to make him ridiculously happy. When they got to opening his door, Unyen's jaw dropped. It took more focus for her to not scream at the size of his apartment than it does for her to maintain her sanity as a Great Ape. Just from glancing in by the open door, it looked like his apartment went on forever. Fortunately Unyen was leaning on him, or she might have fallen down at the glory of this gigantic apartment.
Unyen thought, "I wish I could ask him how he got this giant thing, but I'm sure that Lima and he have talked about how awesome it is. This is insane, no wonder he has a harem in here."
Targos broke away from Unyen to go to the kitchen. He said to her "Go ahead and turn the TV on, it should still be on GodTube, let's see if Gowasu's new podcast is up. Also, dinner is gonna be ready in like 3 minutes. I had my automated cooking robots start when we left the locker room."
"Is this what domesticated dating is like?" Unyen thought to herself as she plopped on what looked like a 100,000 zeni couch. She reached for the remote nearby and turned the TV on. Gowasu's podcast was up, but it was just an audio one. The image displayed was of Gowasu's disappointed face. After listening to the four kais on this podcast talk about, what sounded like white noise, Unyen laid down on the couch and starting staring at the ceiling, contemplating whether or not she should come clean.
"Honey, dinner is ready!" Targos called out while Unyen was lost in thought. She popped up real quick, as the idea of food had been pushed back in her mind for the last hour. She was actually starving after sparring with Lima.
"Wait," she said to herself after popping up from the couch, "Just 'honey'? Not 'hey yo my gaggle of bitches lets get our grub on'? Not even a 'hey ladies'?" Her mind was racing and just stopped. Crashed. Unyen_mind.exe has stopped responding.
"I'm in even more trouble than I expected."

Dinner was uneventful. Targos basically just showed even more of his soft side will having the angriest face of all time. Unyen's facade was holding fairly well, until they finished eating.
"Oh my god Targos that meal was so good!" Unyen squealed with delight.
"Thanks, babe. I think I've got the robots really fine-tuned to make perfect meals for us now. On another note, were you thinking of taking a bath tonight?"
"Why do I stink or something right now? Or is this just a ploy to get me naked with your other girls?" Unyen asked coyly, disguising her probing question as flirting.
" 'Other girls'. Very funny," he responded. "You know that's your project. I'm happy with just you, but you're the instant one. I won't stop you since it makes you happy, but really, I don't need other girls, sweetheart."
"Oh Targos, you do know how to butter me up." Unyen responded. This was literally her best attempt at flirting.
"And it's not that you stink, it's just you're giving off more pheromones than usual. You gotta remember, I might not win fights a lot, but I still have a Saiyan nose."
"Saiyan. Nose," those words were screaming in Unyen's head. "This might be it. Game over. Once I'm out of Lima's armor and cleaned up again he'll catch on to my actual smell."
"Haha, of course sweetie. I'll clean myself up real good just for you. You want to help?" Targos' face became the same color as his face paint.
"I uhh but just well," after those words Targos devolved to stammering.
"Well, I'll leave the door unlocked for you," Unyen winked after that and went down the hallway looking for the bathroom. Targos fell backwards onto the floor, possibly completely unconscious. "Shit, I have no idea where the bathroom is in this huge apartment," Unyen muttered to herself after rounding the corner.

She started using the Time Skip to help get herself around the apartment. After wandpajamas that smell like Lima, maybe grab some perfume too," fortunately, she was able to find both relatively fast. However since she was moving so fast, she didn't realize she grabbed a sheer gown. She fumbled her way to Lima's room and into the bathroom before Targos even regained consciousness.

After closing the bathroom door behind her, she gazed at its magnificence. There were several tubs already filled with steaming water, a tub that could very easily be classified as a small pool, and several walk-in showers, all on tiling that looked like white marble. There were pillars strategically placed around the bathroom, where anyone could hang up their clothes on a peg. She stripped at the nearest tub and put the armor on one of the pegs. She hung the gown next to it and noticed that above every peg was a cubby hole that had clean towels. She set the perfume she found next to the pile of towels.
"Is Targos even a real person? How is this even the same apartment complex other patrollers live in?" Unyen said, basically thinking out loud. "Oh well, I finally get to let the girls breath again, and that bottom isn't being eaten by my ass any more, phew." She sank into a tub and the water started to tingle her skin. "Does this water have Saiyan healing tank fluid mixed in it? That's genius!" She laid her head back to relax, but drifted off into a short nap.

She was awoken a few minutes later to knocking on the bathroom door. "Lima! Are you okay in there? It's not like you to take a bath longer than 10 minutes!" Targos was yelling through the door.
"I'm fine, I just drifted off for a minute there; the water was too perfect! Come on in! Join me! The water is perfect!" Unyen called back to him.
"N-no I just," his voice trailed off, too meek to be heard through the door any more.
"He's so shy, that's so cute!" Unyen said quietly to herself. "I'm gonna rock his world tonight, hopefully better than Lima does."
Shortly afterwards, Unyen hopped out of the tub and dried herself off. She spritzed herself a few times with the perfume she got from Lima's room, and looked at the gown she grabbed.
"Oh no," she said looking at the gown. "This thing looks really thin..." It was a black gown, with a big fluffy collar that, on Lima, would be about mid-thigh length. After putting it on, however, it doesn't even fully cover Unyen's butt. "Yeesh, kinda breezy," she said. "Why is this thing so short on me?!" Not realizing Unyen's unyens were pushing that poor gown to its limits. "Well whatever, this plus the perfume should be enough to mask my scent to make it through the night. Maybe even exposing myself like this is enough of a 'DO ME' clue for Targos."

After stepping out of the bathroom she wandered around the apartment looking for Targos. "Targos, where are you baby?" she called out after wandering into 3 empty rooms.
"I'm on the couch in the living room! Come watch this movie!" he called back. She wandered into the living room to find Targos laying on the couch in a blue tanktop and black boxer-briefs. "There's plenty of room here, come on down to the snugglebus!" he exclaimed, patting his hand onto the empty part of the couch in front of where he's laying, eyes still glued to the TV.
"Snugglebus? What the fuck?" Unyen thought to herself, while trying not to make a disturbed face. She laid down in front of him, and his tail immediately started rubbing up and down her back. It was soft and soothing. Still not even breaking away from the TV he grabbed the remote and pushed a button. Every window in the apartment started displaying a night sky, an impossibility in Conton City. Unyen looked around amazed, but managed to not say anything.
"Figured I'd set a more appropriate mood," Targos said, this time, grabbed Unyen's shoulder to move her closer to him. After scooting back, she realized she could feel his whole body. His abs against her back, his boxers on her butt, and she froze. This was her chance and she wasn't taking it.

They watched the movie in silence for a good bit, Unyen's head racing too much to even focus on the movie, and Targos just because it was one of his favorite sci-fi flicks. He shook her after a scene and said, wasn't that awesome, and Unyen finally un-froze. She turned on her side so she was face to face with him, back to the TV.
"I loved it!" she said, pressing her chest against his, nuzzling under his chin.
"Whoa! Your boobs are huge today! What happened?!" Targos exclaimed, suddenly not sure what to do with his hands.
"Shit," she said, under her breath. "I'm uhh, in... heat? Yeah, in heat. So I really want you bad right now, and that's my body's way of telling you."
Targos went cold. He slipped out from under Unyen and fell on the floor, eyes vacant. The anger was gone from his face, but it was replaced with a thousand-yard stare.
"Baby? Sweetie? Targos? Are you okay?" Unyen asked, concerned. Targos stammered, no real words coming out. "Do you need a senzu bean or something?"
"No, I'm just... don't say such lewd things, Lima. You know I'm too awkward to handle that," Targos, finally recovering said.
Unyen, attempting her best pouty face replied, "I'm honey but it's just so hard to control myself sometimes because you're so cute."
Even in the dimmed lighting you could see how red Targos' face had turned.
"L-let's just go to bed," said Targos as Unyen helped him off of his nice floor.
Afterwards, Unyen thought to herself, "Is he so shy that he's not even going to comment on how my vagina was completely visible that whole time? That's actually kind of sad..."

The two made their way to the bedroom, and of course, the master bedroom was completely overkill. Not even surprised at the sight of the monster bed, Unyen plopped down right in the middle of it. Targos laid down right next to her, and positioned himself so the two of them were positioned exactly like they were on the couch, but instead of rubbing Unyen's back with his tail, Targos just wrapped their tails together, and the cuddling resumed like nothing happened.
"Again with the tail holding, what is up with this?" Unyen thought. "Actually, I could use this to my advantage. I'll wait for him to be completely asleep and wake him up in the hottest way I can think of.

About an hour later Unyen went up to the sleeping Targos' ear and whispered, "Tar~gos~!" and then used her tail to tug on his. He grimaced in his sleep and she licked his ear, repeating, "Tar~~gos~~!" This time, grabbing the seam of his underwear, tugging it downward, little by little.
"Targos! I'm still in heat sweetie!" She said in a singsong, as she sat up and started to ready a cowgirl position, still lowering his underwear, bit by bit. Right as the first bit of Targos' shaft was revealed his eyes snapped open, and he immediately transformed into a super saiyan, screaming. The shockwave of the sudden transformation knocked Unyen off of the bed, but just barely since it was easily the size of two king size beds. She was upside down, taint showing it all it's glistening glory after working herself up so much, propped up by the bed itself. If Targos was any stronger, or if the bed was any smaller, she wouldn't be in such a precarious position, but after seeing two legs sticking up at the foot of the bed Targos realized what happened.
"Oh my god! Lima! I'm so sorry! I had the nightmare again and I-" he crawled on the bed right in between both of Unyen's legs, took one look down at Unyen's glistening glory, and passed out.

After waiting about 20 minutes, Unyen decided to change back into the armor she took and attempt to wake Targos up.
Subtlety was out the window at this point. Unyen grabbed him by both shoulders, turned into a Super Saiyan to illuminate the room and then shook him. "WAKE UP TARGOS! I'M GOING ON A STAKEOUT MISSION. SEE YOU IN A FEW DAYS!"
Still semi-unconscious, Targos gave a thumbs up and went limp again.


After returning the pink armor to the locker room and changing back into her own clothes she headed to her own apartment. Her roommate, a blue female Buu named Lecca, was doing naked yoga with a male human that Unyen didn't recognize. She didn't even flinch, even though they did. "No it's fine, you guys keep doing what you're doing. That was like the, 12th weirdest thing that I've seen today." She walked past them into her room, locked the door, stripped, then masturbated angrily until she passed out.