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- Horry shet I should have proofread and/or been sober. Fuckit, fix later.
- >Day Hearths' Warming Eve in Equestria.
- >Walking home with the package from Rarity's shop tucked under your arm.
- >A gift for your new little buddy. Kawaiispider.
- >A few day ago Twilight learned of your phobia of spiders. She decided to help you with your fear.
- >Luring you to her housebrary with promises of a load of books from the human world.
- >Walking inside you see a pile on the table. "Hiya Anon! I was working on a new spell and look what happened!", excitedly waving a hoof to the books.
- >Walking over to the table and seeing the titles, Along Came a Spider, Charolette's Web, This Book is Full of Spiders,..the fuck is this shit?
- >Flipping the books around, finding more. IT, Kiss of the Spider Woman, and Amazing Spiderman Anthology.
- >Ok, the last one's alright. Picking it up and flipping through it. "See? Aren't they great? I have one more thing for you too."
- >"Spiiike! You can bring it in now!", calling back to her little assistant. He walks in to the room carrying a covered birdcage.
- >A soft scrabbling can be heard from the inside as he sets it on the table.
- "Uhh Twi, w-what's um, in the cage?"
- >Hoping it wasn't another attempt on her part to transport a living creature from Earth.
- >The last thing you need to see was another inside out and twisted amalgamation of squirrel and pigeon.
- >The skrieks before it tore into ragged bits from the magical backlash still haunt your memory.
- >"Just a little something to get you over your irrational fear of arachnids.", flipping the cloth off the cage with a magical flourish.
- >Inside's the biggest goddamned spider you've ever seen. Legs spread wide, holding onto the bars of the cage.
- "Holy fuck Twi! Get that summbitch the hell away from me!"
- >"Oh don't be such a little foal, come on take a closer look!", holding you in place with her magic she rotates the cage around to show you the front of the arachnid abomination.
- "Nope, nopenopenopenoperopenopenopenope", squeezing your eyes shut tightly.
- >"H-hello? A-Anoni-chan?", the squeaky voice coming from inside the cage.
- >Cracking open a single eye, then both shooting open in surprise. OH MY GAWD IT'S SO ADAWWWABLE!
- >At first glance it looks like a cartoonish, fuckheug spider but a look to the face...
- >Giant shimmering animoo main eyes, blushing cheeks, and a kittyface smile under the fangs. "Anoni-chan?" she ask hesitantly.
- "Y..yeah?"
- >Her kitteh smile gets even bigger. "Twily-chan told me all about you and I'm here to be your bestest friend ever! Uguu~"
- "W-what the heck did you do Twi? I shouldn't even be able to look at her let alone think she's... well the cutest little thing ever."
- >Mumbling to herself. "You think I'm cute Anoni-chan?", her tiny blush deepening.
- >"Just a little magic," giving you a wink (with her eye, fucking perv) "Go ahead and let her out. She won't bite."
- >Reaching out to the cage door and opening the door. Stepping out onto the library floor and looking up to you with those big ol' eyes.
- >"Pick me up! uguu~", waving two fuzzy forlegs in the air towards you.
- >Dropping to a knee you hold both hands out flat two let her step into your palms. Just as the first legs touch the housebrary door slams open.
- >"Twahlight! Trixie's back again and messin" Her message interrupted by Twilights shrieks as Kawaiispider jumped in surprise, latching onto Twi's face like the facehugger from Aliens.
- >"GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!", shaking wildly and tossing Kawaiispider away.
- >She lands neatly on your shoulder as Applejack stares on in shock at the scene." I'll ah, juss come back later.", as she backs out of the doorway.
- >"Thank you for saving me Anoni-channn!", stretching herself up and nuzzling against your cheek.
- "Aw don't mention it shorty, hey you wanna come see my house? I got plenty of crickets in the basement if you're hungry. That is if it's ok with you Twi."
- >She just waves a hoof dismissively as the the two of you walk out. Spider on shoulder, comic in hand.
- Spike, unable to contain it any longer burst out laughing.
- >"Geez Twilight, you sure it isn't YOU that needs to get over a fear of spiders?", sporting a shit-eating grin.
- >"I may have made it nice and cute but Celestiadamn that was freaky. I only put the minor Likeitloveit spell on Anon too."
- >"Pfft, wuss."
- >Skip forward to the present, Kawaiispider's tearing open her present. "Oh Anoni~, you shouldn't have!"
- >Reaching inside and pulling out the little eight-armed sweater and holding it up. "It's wonderful! I love it!~"
- >Shrugging her way into the sweater she stands and and shows it off with a twirl.
- "I knew your type don't really do well in the cold and figured this'd perfect."
- >"Thank you Anoni-channnn!", rearing up and hugging one of your hands, she then runs up and latches onto your back. "Let's go show your other friends!"
- >Fluttershy had nearly lost her mind at the adorableness when she first saw Kawaiispider. This much now might just put her in a coma. Perfect.
- >Locking the door behind you as you walk to Fluttershy's cottage. The snow crunching softly under your boots as she hangs onto your back, peeking over your shoulder.
- >Suddenly you're thrown head over heels as a blue blur slams into your back. "Anoniiiiiii!!!", she screams as she's thrown away and lands in a snowbank.
- >"Incoming!" A rising whistling is heard as you meet eyes with Kawaiispider, "Ano", she's cut off as a rainbow streak collides with her from above.
- >A brilliant burst of rainbowsplosion erupts from where she once was., throwing you back a few yards into the snow.
- >As the cloud dissipates you can see Dash stomping furiously into a smoking crater. "Teach you to attack, hufhuf, my friends!"
- "Dash! What the fuck?!"
- >Stopping and admiring her work in the ground before turning to you. "Dude! I totally just saved your life! There was the HUGE spider thing about to bite your neck!"
- >Scrabbling over to crater you look inside, not even a speck of the sweater remained. Only a swirling bit of Twilight's leftover magic lay in the bottom.
- >Hanging your head, you sit down next to the hole in the snow.
- "Dash, she wasn't attacking me. That was my new pet a-and my friend.", turning away as you wipe your eyes with the back of your hand.
- >"Oh man, dudebro. I'm totally sorry. I just thought... oh geez. So that's what Twi was going on about the other day. Dude I so gotta make this up to you."
- >Flicking the moisture from your hand a drop lands in the hole, the bit o' magic left begins to swirl faster and glow brighter.
- "Don't worry about it Dashie, you thought you were, sigh, helping. Might as well give Flutters the news. That's where were heading anyway..., you wanna come?"
- >Reaching a hoof to help you up from the snow with a few flaps of her wings.
- >"Yeah alright. So did it have a... hey Anon check out the crater!", pointing to it with a hoof.
- >As you turn to look a shaft of purple magical energy erupts and just as abruptly vanishes with a flash and peal of thunder.
- >Suddenly a thousand mini-kawaiispiders boil outwards from the hole. Adorable eyes and kittyface smiles on each as they run to you
- >Crawling up your legs, a cacophony of squeaky shouts can be heard.
- >"Anoni! uguu~!desu desudesudesuAnoni-chann~ we love you!~"
- >Spreading your arms and facing Dash as she looks on in absolute horror as the writhing mass reaches your shoulders.
- >A group break away and head toward your face, forming a giggling beard of spiders.
- >"You're so cuuute with a beard Anoni-chan~", they squeak in unison.
- >"Duuude, no bucking...duuude.", flying backwards slowly.
- "Look Dashie! It's a Hearth's Warming Eve miracle!"
- Merry Chistmas AiE.
- [spoiler]I asked Santa to send each of you a box of spiders and/or AIDS. Enjoy either.[/spoiler]
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