Mechanon and the Spacemares 4 - Bathtime Shenanigans

Water churned and roiled under the might of your battleship. The H.M.S. Seahorse pushed smoothly through the rough waves, rich with foam.

You sat at the bow, on the conning tower and lowered your binoculars, wiping bath bubbles off as you barked your command. "Helm!"

"Yes, sir!" said the boat pony, ears focused intently on you.

"Let's stretch 'er legs out."

"Aye, captain!" Your grand warship gained speed and you couldn't help but admire the glistening metal as it lurched ever faster. "Vroooom-rrrrroooom-rooom-rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" she purred and rumbled beneath your feet.

You searched with your binoculars for your quarry. "Aha! Enemy spotted! It's the H.M.S. Bounty!" You pat the sopping wet mane under your feet. "We'll win this time. Gunnery!"

"Orders, sir?"

"Ten degrees to uh... the uh... ten degrees starboard!"

"Aye!" she giggled and mighty servos cranked and groaned. You turned around to see cannons across her back take aim.

"Prepare to fire!"

"Clank, veeerm, click, kuh-chock!" She said the sound effects with a grin on her face. "At your ready, sir!"

"F-"

The sky parted, and by sky, you mean the curtains to the enormous bathtub drew back and someone looking rather mad popped her head in. "Daisy!"

"-ack!"

"What are you doing?! Your armor is NOT, a toy!"

 "Y-yes squad leader!" your ship squeaked.

The interloper turned to the other ship on the high seas today, who had tried to duck into a mountain of bath bubbles to escape scrutiny. Fool, the warning glare pierced all cover. "Big Bounty! You should know better!"

"Y-yes squad leader." She shrank further back into the bubbles with a defeated groan.

"It's all fun and games 'till someone puts the human on their head and pretends she's a glorious watercraft. Get up and deliver those suits back to the armory on the double! And I better not see any soap residue when I make my inspection!"

The squad leader stops you after everyone else leaves. "So, want to take a real warship out to sea?"