… so we did invest billions of Elven thalers for further development of democracy within the Goblin Federation. Furthermore, following our elven colleagues’ suit, we did give our militia a new name: the Rangers.

[The United Nations of Midgarth. The Goblin Federation plenipotentiary speaking.]



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Yet you haven’t paid for what had been done during the occupation of the Shireine. We demand indemnity!

The Evermurk Empire was the one responsible. We are the younger state, barely touched twenty!

Lies! Old evil in a new guise!



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Bring back Buhal* Islands! (* — an unconveyable pun. “Kuril” of Kuril Islands is the homonym of russian word for “was smoking”. “Buhal” means “was drinking”.)

Humanoid rights are violated in your state!

Democracy is absent in the Goblin Federation!

You should limit offencive arms!

Same-sex marriages are prohibited in your country! It is outrageous!

Juvenile Justice programs are implemented poorly! Just look at birth rates, they’re too high!

You should set up restrictive measures on the agricultural industry to provide equal competitive grounds for elven lentil and goblin turnip both!

Free Khodor the merchant!

Repent sins of the Evermurk Empire!

Those commited foul deeds must be punished!

Twice as zealous we should expose and unmask Dark Overlord’s crimes against his own people!

Toleracy is absent! Dwarfinos are subject for violence in Goblinia!



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Hallo, Supreme Shaman? Hey, old sport, do you remember that supermega strategic neutron cannon we have been secretly building in that cave complex? Yeah, remember when we did accidentally wipe the fuck out of those glamourous fairies? Hahaha, we nearly got busted then. So, it’s time to lift her to the orbit!

Also, I hope there are still some Evermurk flags we didn’t burn down.