/mlp/'s Jojo oneshots

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>Your cackles ring loud and clear through the frozen fields burning
>You slither down from the skies and stomp the ground with your two feet, glaring down at the princesses and her allies
>The Mane 6 and...him
>You would've loved to have him on your side, as his species are more than chaotic and fun
"Anon, my dear boy, I offer you one last chance!" You spread your arms wide open, bowing slightly. "Join me and-"
>"No. You see, I got one more ace up my sleeve, Discord. One that will take you down."
>You grit your teeth and-
*SNAP*
>...Your snaggletooth
>Your lovely snaggletooth!
>Oh, Anon will pay first before you move on to his friends
>Hopping into a bicycle with squares for wheels, you charge at him
>The princesses and the others jump out the way and come at you, but you throw chocolate milks of glass at them
>Sadly, they avoid it, but it leaves you enough time to attack Anon for his transgression
>You close in and he utters one phrase
>"[DREAM ON]"
>But that does nothing as you crash into him and grab a hold of him
>Your talons sink into his veins and you inject them with earl grey tea
>The worst type of tea there was
>You even gave his eyeballs wings and they float up, struggling to fly with Anon's body flailing about from the lack of blood
>The princesses and their six friends watch in abject terror as you cackle at the spectacle

>"Hehehehe." Discord wiggled in his sleep, his lizard hind-leg kicking
>You chuckle and stretch as you move away from him, the Elements doing their rainbow magic upon his body
>Slowly, he turns to stone, going back to his stony slumber
>You sigh in relief and wipe the sweat from your forehead
>"What did you do, Anon? You just stood there and he fell!" Dash asked. You chuckle and pose as you let him out
"[DREAM ON], my stand, can slap an enemy immediately into a dream."
>Pinkie Pie looks at him and gasps
>"GET OUT OF MY DREAMS YOU WEIRDO!" She blasts her party cannon at it, blasting it and you away
>Just another day in Equestria
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>"Dude, that's so overpowered. How are you not the villain, John?"
"Well, Jane..."You chuckle a bit, petting the yellow pegasus in your arms. "[MADE OF STONE] is lucky to have a user like me." You smile as a clear pearl, labeled Barrier, floats around you
>She nods and pouts a little as she leans back on the park bench and looks at the statue of the weird chimera
>"I wish I had that stand."
"That sort of thinking is why I'm glad you don't."
>"Hmph...at least I have [MY IMMORTAL]." She says as a piece of paper materializes out of her body and into her hands. "Whoa...did you know that samba means rubbing navels together?"
"So that gives you random facts?" You ignore the unicorn beside you, whinnying incoherently
>"No, mine gives me not only knowledge, but a way to preserve it. I usually preserve it in my mind and let it emerge as a book, paper, you name it." She smiles and phases the paper inside her
>That was hot, you thought as another pearl, labeled Chaos, float by
>"Umm, excuse me, John. But you should put me and my friends back into Equestria and fix whatever you did." The yellow pegasus looked up at you with worry
>Aww, it was so cute
"Don't worry. [MADE OF STONE] contains concepts and renders them useless until I say so. I just wanted something cute to cuddle." You snuggle against the yellow mare. She blushes and nuzzles against you
>"John, that is so fucking gay."
"Don't make me use my stand on you."
>She harrumphs and pulls out her stand as a book
>She opens it and you read the title
"A 1000 Reasons John is an Idio...that's it." You cackle as another pearl appears by your head, the sound of your sister and the pegasus screaming and touching their crotches
>That pearl, labeled Vagina, floated on by
>You can hear raucous laughter from the statue
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>You are Rarity and you're rolling in the bits
>Ever since Anon showed dear Twilight his collection of that Jojo comic, she has thought of giving all ponies some of these abilities that he call, Stands
>He even gives names for each of them based off of their ability he bestows it to
>He gave your stand the name [GIVE IT AWAY]
>You thought it was terrible, at first!
>You, the paragon of generosity, given a Stand that manipulated doubt and skepticism of all you interact with
>But it did match your colors
>It was a scarf that moves somewhat on its own
>It seemed more of a pet than a power
>Things seemed to progress normally until you tried using it during your trip to Manehattan to show off your designs
>You, of course, won that with the help of [GIVE IT AWAY]
>So your clothes are not only being made and sold, but the judges of the show gave you 100% of the profits
>Now to move to Canterlot and live like the nobles
>Ooh! So much to pack and so much to-
*knock knock*
"Cooooomiiiiiing~!" You sing songed from the bedroom, closing your door and walking down the stairs to the door of your shop
>Opening, you see Sweetie Belle, wearing her reporter hat for the school newspaper
>"Hi Rarity! I wanted to interview you about your massive success at Manehattan. You don't mind, do you?" Your sister asked
"Oh, not at all, my sweet little sister!" You nuzzle her
>Oh, the things you can do for her now, with all the money obtained
>But you can't tell her how, it'll break her poor heart
>She brought out her notepad and pencil
>"Rarity, "she started out, writing everything she said and prepared to write what you'll say. "...your clothing line was a massive hit among the judges, which influenced the audience greatly. What do you say that helped attributed to your success?"
"Well, Sweetie Belle," You felt a little weird in your head. "I managed to use my Stand, [GIVE IT AWAY] to sway the judgement of the judges an-"
>Her notepad and pencil dropped from hearing what you said

>You freeze in horror at the truth that you somehow spoke
>How could you have said that?!
>Sweetie Belle gazed at the floor for a long moment, tears dripping out her eyes
"S-Sweetie Belle, I-"
>"Rarity...why would you-"
"Oh, Sweetie, I didn't do it for the money and fame. You know how-"
>"Enough!" She squeals and backs up, in a fighting stance
>Oh no...is that a stand she has?!
>A unicorn with yellow eyes and armor that reflected Luna's skies appeared behind her
>"I'm sorry, Rarity, but I had to. It was weird how things went down in Manehattan." She gritted her teeth. "I had to know, for sure. I'm sorry."
>You back away from Sweetie as she took another step toward you
>"My Stand [TELL ME BABY] and I are going to turn you in. I'm sorry, Rari-"
>Using your willpower and magic, you use your stand and you see the shine in her eyes fade
>It was time to act
"Sweetie Belle, I would never do it. You know better than that." You kneel to her eye level and kiss her cheek, tears streaming down your own
>Her eyes blinked and she shook her head, her stand disappearing
>"You're right. Why did I..." She sniffled. "...am I a bad little sister?"
>You choke back a sob and hug her
"No, you're not. You're an amazing little sister." You shudder and pull away, looking at her. "Tell you what, I'll change my mind and let you sleep over Spike's house with your crusader friends."
>"REALLY?" She jumped and hugged you tightly. "Thank you thank you thank you!" She ran upstairs and started packing her clothes. In a blink, she came back down and hugged you again. "I love you, Rarity!"
>Was it worth it, Rarity? To manipulate her like this?
>You hugged back and kiss her cheeks
"I love you, too, Sweetie Belle. Run along now." You smile as she runs out the door with her bags
>Now to pack your own and run before she notices
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"ZA WARUDO!"
>You are DIO and you frown, wrinkling your nose as you find yourself in another world
>Thankfully, it was night time, and based off of position of the moon, you estimate it to be 11 or 12
>No time now, you are in another world
>Though, you deem this as an insult to your power
>Fate has put you in a world full of horses, and from the looks of it, they were sentient and could reason like you
>Disgusting
>With the seconds you have left, you sped through this mammalian cesspool
>Looking up at the castle, you deduct that that was something of major significance
>Your unmatched speed allowed you to reach the castle just as time seemed to accelerate back to normal
>Hmph, just a few more uses and you'll be able to control it fully, deciding when to stop or let go of it
>"Wh-Whoa! What are you-" Your stand grasps at the farm animal's neck
"Don't speak to me unless you are spoken, too." Nodding, your stand flings the armored creature through the doors of the castle
>You can see the throne room
>Good to know they rolled it out for your arrival
>"Hey, you have one of those, too?"
>Looking back, you see an orange colored horse, with hair resembling her relative farm friend as strips of bacon
>You laugh and kneel down, glaring at her as your stand looms at her, floating over you
"Yes, farm animal! I have my Stand [THE WORLD] and with it, I shall claim your backwater city!"
>She turns around and flicks her tail at you, presenting her backside
>Did she dare-
>"Since you showed me yours...~"
>She did
>"I'll show you mine!"
>Her hideous behind started shining
>And iT BURNED
>"[SHINING STAR] makes my butt shine as bright as Celestia's sun! Don't kno-"
"WRYYYYYY! MASAKAAAAA! I AM DIO! HOW COULD I BE FELLED BY SOME DUMB HORSE!" You shriek into the night as your body evaporates into dust
*sniff*
>"I'm not a whorse..." she weeps as you leave dis warudo.
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>Holy shit, these stairs were fucking treacherous, but holy fuck, you finally made it
"Goddamnit, that was the worst thing I had to do." You groan, wheezing from the hike
>"Don't you complain, Anon!" Limestone growled, sweating and panting just as you are. "You reap what you sow!"
>The both of you climbed a huge mountain the appeared by the Pie family's rock farm and, as grand as it looked, it was time to stop
>She somehow obtained a stand in the shape of a golem that had the ability to cut and divide any and all materials
>Thankfully, it was given to Maud Pie
>But with her ladyboner for rocks, she did fucking this
>A huge pyramid mountain with a grand temple at the top, made out of different types of rocks
>Drinking the water you got from a natural springs along the way to the top, you hand it to Limestone and she gulps it all down
"You dick!"
>"You're the dick that caused this, naming her dumb thing that!"
>"It's called [STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN], Limestone. And I won't take your insults. I am the goddess of our earthly paradise and I-"
>Shit, you really shouldn't have called her Stand that. Now she thinks she's a goddess
>But Limestone only grins and brings out a sledgehammer out of fucking nowhere
>"I'm sorry, Maud, but this is for your own good!"
>Maud only stares in horror as Limestone's hammer sparks dangerously
>"[WHEN THE LEVEE BREAKS] will take this crud off my farm!"
"Oh shit!" You back away
>"No!" Maud's stand started after Limestone
>But, since he is a golem of a stand, he's slow
>You shut your eyes and hit the deck
>And Limestone hits the ground and the ground beneath you falls to the ground
>But...nothing bad happened
>You open your eyes and see the farm at your level
>"It compresses the dirt it hits flat and level with the area around it. Keep your cruddy temple. But don't bring another mountain!" Limestone shouts at Maud before walking back to the farm
>You never thought you see her cry tears
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>"So, ya sure ah ain't gon' get hurt?"
"Don't worry, AJ. Stands never hurt you. You just gotta be careful not to let other ponies hit your stand." You pat where the neck and back meets. "You have my word."
>"You and Twi caused lots o' trouble with yer Stand magic. But, let's see what mine can do."
>She focuses and brings out those Ent creatures from LOTR
>"Whoa! Those look like more than one Stand, Anon!"
"Well, it's possible that you can have something like that. I remember one part of the manga where this dude had toy soldiers for a stand so..." Hmm, now what to name it.
>The little tree creatures look up at the tree holding the zap apples, ripe for picking
>"Hmm, and they listen to every command I say without question?"
"They are your guardians but they also do things without question, yes."
>She looks at them and up at the zap apples and they seem to have the same idea
>Her army of ents climb the tree and start picking the zap apples
>The moment they touch, though, the zap apples rapidly starts to overripe and rot
>"N-No! Anon! They're destroyin' the zap apples!"
"Oh shit withdraw them!"
>They disappear and zoom back into her head and most of the zap apples they picked disappear, leaving them to drop onto the ground
>"No no no...I can't let this happen! I gotta, I gotta-"
"It's alright, AJ. We didn't think to-"
>"No. It's gonna be alright." She had a determined face and her Stand came out, as one giant ent. "My [ROTTEN APPLE] will save these zap apples."
>Her stand cradled the rotten zap apples and it regenerated them back to their ripe selves
"That's amazing. I didn't need to name it for you."
>"It just felt natural to-"
>"CONSARN'IT, APPLEBLOOM, DON'T MAKE ME BRING [NO EXCUSES] OUT!"
>"PLEASE GRANNY SMITH!"
>"I'll, uhh, see ya later." AJ runs off
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>"So, Anon, you showed me those Jojo comics and I aided you in unlocking your stand. But I've never seen you bring out your Stand, even when mine showed up out of nowhere." Twilight says as she locks the door to the castle
>You look back and see her bring out her own stand, a kingly looking griffon shimmering like the tides of the ocean
>"With your help, you brought out my stand, [HUMBLING RIVER] and I've transcended Equestrian history by giving everypony these magical beings, these Stands. Along with that gift, I can sense each of those I gifted as they travel across Equestria. But you, I can't feel you." She looks up to you and pouts slightly
>She gets up on her hind legs and presses you against the wall, her hot breath hitting your face and oh god, is it getting hot in here?
>"So tell me, Anon. What is your Stand? What does he do?"
"You're making this look and sound more erotic than it needs to be." You comment before pushing her away lightly and clearing your throat.
>You let your Stand show itself, a cloaked humanoid floating beside you
"[GRAND CANYON]. A glass cannon, but beside that, he has the ability to remove any sorts of conditions, be it physical or conceptual, upon anypony, any being, at any time. For example..." Your Stand's slender fingers sailed through the air and back at itself, holding a rainbow ball in her hand
>Twilight's eyes sparkled and gasped as she reeled
>"That's the magic of the Elements of Harmony! I-I..."
"The condition being that all six of you must be present and facing an adversary. [GRAND CANYON] overrode the condition." Your Stand gets rid of it and disappears as you pick up the purple pony. "But don't worry, I can make it so the condition comes back."
>She coos under your arms when you rub her tummy
>"Ooh, s-so...that's how you gave me a s-sta-aaahhhh~"
>Oops, went too far down


>Cleaning up the both of you, you put her to bed and put the covers across her body, kissing her forehead as you lulled her to sleep
>You get up and walk through Ponyville, watching the night sky go by
>Sighing, you follow the path to Whitetail Woods and see the damage that Rainbow Dash caused with her [MONSOON]
>It was probably a bad idea for her to have a Stand that accelerated her speed, with the drawback of winds whipping like hurricanes
>But you can fix this
>You've always fixed the damage caused by those wielding Stands
>Since [GRAND CANYON] can omit any sort of conditions or requirements, you used it to remove the damaged condition of the forest
>You sigh and smile, wondering how the ponies that yelled at her are going to feel, Rainbow's face laughing at them, [SWEET PANDEMONIUM] waving his talons over your eyes
>Wait a minute
>"Hello, Anon!" that jovial voice drawled across your ears. "It's so nice to see you again!"
"Sup, Discord." You nod in his direction
>"Oh, come now. I like [SWEET PANDEMONIUM] better! It fits me perfectly if I were to be a Stand, don't you think?"
>You chuckle and he snaps his fingers, giving you the ability of flight
>The two of you fly through the skies, enjoying bro time with Discord
>Admittedly, it'd be cool to have him as a Stand, but with nigh unlimited power, you'd definitely be overpowered and that's something you don't want
>"So, how's the giving everypony a Stand going on? It's so chaotic that I might have to do something about that." He gives you a sly look
"Jealous that I might take over your work?" You grin and slow yourself to a halt, a hand on your hip and a smirk across your face as you gaze into the eyes of the madgod
>"Psssh, it's nice that you allowed this to occur, but it's alright." He stops and snaps his finger, a different colored version of him appearing as he pointed a finger at you in a dramatic way
"owo...what's this?"

>"Something to spice it up. With your [GRAND CANYON] the conditions of my powers won't work on you, so you'll be the only one to witness and know of my Stand, [CONSTANT MOTION]."
>You stare at him for a little and hold a finger up to pause him from continuing any further
"But you're a-"
>"Let me have my fun once in a while. I may be a being of chaos, but sometimes, I like to challenge myself and lock myself from my powers once in a while." He droops his arms and looks at you impatiently. "I mean, yes, I can do almost anything in the name of chaos but I like the challenge of not using my powers. But at least I can give myself my own Stand! Even though it's me."
>Huh...you guess that makes sense
>"But enough of that! Face me, Anon! Show me the power of your stand!"
>You grin and your [GRAND CANYON] flies forth and collides with [CONSTANT MOTION], fists flying and colliding
>You flinch from the pain shooting through your fists, but you make sure your Stand doesn't let up
>God, they were gonna hurt in the morning
"This is fun, lemme up the ante a little." Your Stand's fist shone rainbow and slapped Discord's Stand with it
>Discord himself recoiled and rubbed his face, feeling the effects of the Elements of Harmo-
>His stand headbutted yours and you yelp as you grip your head from the pain
>You will your Stand to hit him again with the...the...
>What was it, again?
>Your Stand looks at the rainbow in its hand and shrugged, letting it go to wherever it belonged to and started attacking [CONSTANT MOTION] again, but it got hit again
>You rub your stomach and look around yourself
>Holy shit you're flying
"HOLY SHIT I'M FLYING?!"


>Discord laughs heartily, with his Stand laughing with him
>You look up and see your bro spittle as he coughs from laughing
"Discord? What am I doing flying like this? You know I don't like it whe-"
>"Oh my goodness gracious, Anon! Have you figured out what my Stand does yet?"
>You cock a head at him and see the different looking Discord beside him
"You have a Stand now? Why does he look like you?"
>"Ooh boy, I might've hit you too hard and you forgotten the past ten minutes." He gulps and chuckles nervously. "See, my Stand, [CONSTANT MOTION], can make you lose your memories in two ways. A hit or a spell that soars across Equestria."
>Oh shit
>Using your Stand, you get rid of the condition of lost memories and it all comes back to you
"Whoa, Discord...that's a little dangerous, don't you think?" You eye him carefully
>"I know but the child in me can't not let this come to pass!" He giggles and his Stand's talons start to glow pink
"Discord! If you do that, nopony will remember their Stands and they'll go crazy wondering what the fuck is happening!"
>"I know!" He cackles as his Stand releases the spell in a furious stream of pink that glazes over Equestria
>You shield yourself via your Stand's power and float there, watching as the pink ethereal spell washes over the lands
>Oh well, that happened
>"C'mon, buddy. You know yourself that this could be fun! You're human, after all!"
>You roll your eyes and chuckle a little bit
"Alright alright. But we're fixing this if it goes too far."
>"On one condi-..."
>You grin and he huffs a little bit
>"Fiiiiine, you got me there."

>You and Discord sit and munch on popcorn as ponies are running away from their own Stands
>Poor ponies, fearing what is now part of them
>Discord was right, this was funny to watch
>Even when Rainbow Dash used [MONSOON] and achieved her dreams of being the fastest, even though it nearly destroyed the Everfree Forest with her Stand causing really harsh winds behind her
>Wamuu would be proud
>Speaking of...
>"So, Parts 1 and 2 had nothing to do with Stands at all, you say? Just vampires and usage of sun energy known as Hamon or Ripple?"
"Yeah. It was awesome. I still wonder what made the dude shift from vampires to ghostly guardians."
>"DISCORD!"
>Oh shit, it's the police!
>No, that's just Princess Celestia and Princess Luna
>"Discord, what have you done?
>"I thought you are supposed to lose your memories of having Stands!"
>Princess Celestia smirks and brings out her Stand, a purely white pony with a red flowing mane, six wings spread freely
>Oh...you remember...
>"[KYRIE ELEISON] protects me from all effects of other Stands, no matter their power."
>Discord grunts and brings out [CONSTANT MOTION] and grins
>"I possibly haven't hit you hard enough!" His Stand flies forward and the two Stands engage in combat
>Princess Luna looks to you and glares, but you hold a hand up
"I only followed along because it sounded funny at the time. Granted, I could've fixed this if it went any further."
>She sighs and flies next to you, watching both of them go at it
>"Your [GRAND CANYON] is great, but [GLORIA DEO], only works during the beauty of night."
"Why did I give you two latin names for your Stand?" You wonder aloud to yourself
>"You said it yourself. You viewed us as gods and used your ancient language to give our Stands the name."
>You flinch from the rocks blown from Celly's Stand
>You forgot about the whole summoning of celestial bodies she can do

>"So, think after they fight and you fix all of this, we can have one of our own tonight?" Luna looks at you with a pouty face
>That's honestly a request you've never thought to hear
>But hey, as long as you can do masculine poses and shout REEE, you'll do it
"It's a date." You hold back a snicker from how flustered she looks
>"I-I didn't intend to-"
"Luna, relax." You run a hand along the back of her neck. "We'll definitely have one of our own. Just don't go too crazy like these two."
>Back to spectating, you see Discord trying his best to fight Celestia with all he's got
>But you don't think he knows that Stands typically have more than just one power
>And that's what made him fail against [KYRIE ELEISON]'s godly speed and summoning of celestial bodies
>"Okay, Celly! I concede! I only did this in interest of Anon's comics!" He raised his hands. "I only did it in the spur of the moment!"
>"Discord, you crazy fool." Celestia sighed in annoyance, recalling her Stand and watching Discord and his Stand become one
>He snapped his finger and held a banana branch as a peace offering
>"Are we cool, as the cool foals say?" He smirked, being a little coy with his tone
>She huffs a little and accepts
>"Don't do that again. Just fix the damage done by [MONSOON]."
"Huh? What damage?"
>You look down and see that most of Equestria is practically damaged by the harsh winds
>Discord giggles nervously and tugs on a pocket on his neck before going down and fixing everything, first with putting memories back in their heads
>Well...that's that
>Luna nudges you and winks before saying, "see you tonight."

>It is now night time and you've walked a little out of town toward Canterlot
>If this wasn't cliche to have a fight in the middle of a field with the moonlight shining upon you, you don't know what is
>Your Stand floats out and looks around with you, waiting for Princess Luna
>She never did say when and where she would be, just to have a fight at night
>You stretch a little bit and decide to do some warm up punches, your Stand following along with your movements
>Speaking of movements, why is there several twinkling lights by the moon?
>Oh shit
>You move as a small meteor the size of a stick pierced the ground from where you stood
>You keep moving to avoid the meteor shower from above
>"Hahaaa!" You hear Luna's voice pierce the atmosphere as she flies meters away from you. "How do you like the power of [GLORIA DEO], Anonymous?"
>She better not mean...
"You're fuckin' with me, right? You can't possibly mean..."
>"Our stand is what you are thinking! Our Stand is the moon, itself!"
"NANI?!"
>She smirks and giggles a little bit before it crescendos into rowdy laughter
>"Your face! And whatever it was you shouted! It sounded so theatrical and funny!"
>You bow and grin as you stand upright
"Sorry, couldn't help it. If we're gonna fight, I'm gonna have to do it in style." You pose as you bring out your Stand. "[GRAND CANYON] will rig the conditions to my favor, princess!"
>"Very well, then." She gets on her hind legs and poses as well, a pony made of shadows and starlight flowing behind her. "My [GLORIA DEO] shall put the fear of shadows within you!"
>The both of you walk in a circle and keep watch of each other's movements
>Eventually, her Stand engulfs her in shadows and sink into the ground
>You widen your eyes and watch the ground for any sudden movements
>Your Stand moves swiftly as a shadowy spike juts forth
>[GRAND CANYON] breaks it and breaks another one
>Soon, a barrage of shadowy spikes come forth and you back away
>Gotta think of something fast!

>Okay, time for a self analysis
>Your Stand has the power of condition removal
>Technically, you can do JUST ABOUT ANYTHING
>[GRAND CANYON] may have amazing power and speed, but holy hell, is it's durability and precision shit
>What about range?
>Luna's Stand fucking went to the moon and threw rocks precisely where you were
>This Stand meant fucking business
>Lets see how far your Stand's range can go or what it can affect
>This might be a longshot, but it's worth a try
>Your Stand's hand glows and swipes, removing the condition of Celestia's hold over the sun
>This planet's rotation may be different from Earth's, and you're bidding on that fact alone
>Hopefully her hold over the sun doesn't count under her Stand's protection
>All you have to do now is hold out until the sun comes up
>It may come sooner than expected
>"RRRRRAAAGH!" Luna herself juts forth from the shadows beneath and tackles you up into the sky
>She tries to get away quickly, but you grab a hold of both her wings
>That gives you a result that you didn't expect: a moan
>You blush, but she blushes more and the both of you glide down
>Her Stand smacks you across the face the moment you get close
>You hit the ground and groan, holding your ribs
>"How dare you touch me like that!?"
"Wait! You launched me into the sky and-" You yelp from the rocks falling from the moon
>You see the light of the moon fluctuate slightly
>Pain rockets from your arm, a hole cleanly made on your forearm
>You kneel down and hold your wound, narrowly avoiding a rock from hitting your head
>"Hmph, it seems like victory is in my favor." She smiles and walks up to you, her Stand floating ominously above her
"How menacing..." your Stand's hand palms your wound and pulls away, your wound closed, but the pain still pinging to your brain
>"Concede and I might not go further." She gazes upon your kneeled form with half lidded eyes

>You get up, holding your arm and glaring at her
"I will never concede." You pose again and your Stand's hands glow in a rainbow light, wielding the powers of the Elements of Harmony
>She lowers her eyes and smiles, "Very well, Anonymous! We shall end this fight with both blood on our forms."
>Both your Stands lunge forward and swing, their fists colliding perfectly in the ultimate stalemate
>You could feel your hands hurt from whatever power her Stand has on her hooves, but she could definitely feel whatever the Elements of Harmony are doing to her from your fists
>"Urgh...I may be reformed, but since you use them as weapons, they hurt. They should never hurt. What have you done with the powers of Harmony?"
"I don't know, but if you're hurting, then it must be working."
>You think it might be due to the fact that you are using them as weapons instead of tools of reformation
>But whatever your Stand is doing, it's working
>She stops and looks at the sky, seeing light come forth from the horizon
>"What is this?! Why is Celestia's sun rising early?"
>You grin and your Stand kicks her back
"How about that? The sun doesn't fall under her Stand's influence." You pose and the light of the sun shines behind you. "Godly as you two are, there's one difference between me and you!"
>You walk and she backs away, her eyes widening as she tries to bring out her Stand
>She fails
>"W-What is it?"
>You harrumph and grin
>You open your mouth and stop yourself there
>You close it and your eyes start to wander a little bit
>Shit...you can't think of anything witty
"Well, I'm human...might as well use that, I guess." You shrug and your Stand assaults the princess with a barrage of fists. "RE RE RE RE RE RE REEEEEEEEEEEE!"
>She flies across the sky toward Canterlot, shouting into the wind
>"I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME ANOOoooo..."
>You grin and settle your hands in your pockets before walking back home
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>"HEY FLUTTERSHY!" Pinkie Pie scared the bajeezus out of the shy yellow pegasus and you
"Gah fuck!" You supress [GRAND CANYON] from coming out
>But Fluttershy's Stand, a glowing bear, fizzed forth from the ground and puked a bunny onto her face
>"Wow, I didn't think you'd have a Stand, Fluttershy!"
>"Oh, Pinkie?! I'm so sorry. Lemme help you." She took the bunny off her face and put it back into her Stand. "You shouldn't sneak up on me. Since I got [SOLITARY SHELL], it seems to be really wary and alert. It seems high strung, too."
"Yeah, it sorta sucks, but hey, with all these Stands and all, it's a good thing." You look at the bear and give it a thumbs up. "Fast as Dash on a good day with her Stand."
>"Speaking of which, where is she?" Pinkie looked around and saw no sign of her. "Hmm, maybe I can use my Stand!"
"Wait, when did you get one?" You were always there when a pony was given a Stand. "Wait...how did you know it was a Stand that hit you?"
>The two ponies looked at you like you were clinically retarded
>Took you a few moments to realize you were
>"Sooo...wanna see what my Stand can do?" Both you and Fluttershy nod before Pinkie Pie bounced toward the river
>You follow and she swirled her hooves against the waters, making it sort of mirror like. The flowing waters went around the area she swirled her hooves in as if it were an island
>Within it was Rainbow Dash, who saw the three of you and backed away
>"Whoa...how did-" Rainbow Dash didn't have any time to react when Pinkie's hooves went through, what you assume, the portal and dragged her to you guys. "WHOA, WHAT THE HAY?!"
>"Yay! I didn't think it worked, but it did!"
"What did?"
>[PARTY PARTY PARTY] lets me do anything as long as I'm happy! And I mean aanyyythiiiing." She drawled out

"Pinkie, you aren't gonna try anything funny, are you?"
>Pinkie looks at the three of you with an evil grin, something so uncharacteristic of her to do
>Rainbow Dash senses it and her Stand, metal prosthetics and small thrusters on her side, appear beside her
>"Ooh, is that [MONSOON]? I don't think you want to use that! Remember the first time you used it? You destroyed Whitetail Forest and the Everfree!" Pinkie snorted a little and giggled
>Rainbow Dash looked at both you and Fluttershy before saying, "You two might wanna hold on to something just in case."
>You grab Fluttershy and your Stand sinks itself into the ground, holding on to your feet
>Before you know it, RD is flying through the air and circles over Pinkie
>She's straining her body as her Stand activates, harsh winds similar to hurricanes whipping around you
>You hold onto Flutters for extra security, while her Stand is puking out random assortments of animals
>The hurricane winds stop, and you look and see Rainbow constraining the area so that the winds are hitting Pinkie Pie
>She doesn't seem to be taking it seriously, as she's flying toward the sky, riding on the shark that Fluttershy's Stand puked out
>"WEEEE A SHARKNADO!"
>Before long, Rainbow Dash makes another hurricane spot next to the one Pinkie was in. She starts doing figure 8's to cross the winds together
>Wamuu would be proud to see this, actually
>Pinkie Pie started to see that this was serious business
>But she laughed anyway
>Laughed so hard that how loud she laughed dispersed the winds around her and blew her, even you and Fluttershy away


>You wince as you crash into that dumb Quills and Furniture story through the window
>Fluttershy has the luck to crash into a mattress that two ponies were moving
>But you crashed into a bed-frame in the middle of assembling
>It hurt a lot to have splinters and nails in your sides, shins, and elbows
>The ponies that were assembling it frantically ran around, trying to get first aid as well as getting the pony ambulance
>You just laid there, seeing Fluttershy run up to you with tears in her eyes
>"Hang in there, Anon! You're gonna make it!"
"I'm not dying." You say gritting your teeth. "I'm just...in a lot of pai- AHHH!" You tried to move, but the nails in your elbow refuse your request
>Pinkie Pie bounces in and gasps at the sight of your body
>"Whoa...you look like a voodoo doll!" She smiled and bounced over to you
"Gonna finish the job and grant me sweet release?" You groan from the pain
>"No, just this." She moves down and kisses your lips, leaving you wide eyed and in shock
>Fluttershy blushes crimson red and looks away
>You close your eyes and relish the feeling of her lips upon yours, kissing back like a fuckin' Casanova
>She pulls away and breathes before kissing you again
>You definitely are leaving her breathless
>Opening your eyes, you realize she is breathless
>She's breathing into your lungs and you've grown a little
>She pushes one last breath of air into you and all the nails and splinters shoot out of your body and fall harmlessly to the floor
>You blush and move away from her, your mind catching up to you right now
>She wasn't kissing you, she inflated you like a balloon to get the nails out
>That's...fuckin' weird
>"HAHAHAHA! Look at your face! You thought I was kissing you." She held her stomach and rolled on the floor, continuously giggling
>You give her a deadpanned stare and return the store back to its previous condition before walking out with Fluttershy, who's just as miffed as you are
>Avoid Pinkie from now on, you thought
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>You are John Doe
>With your [MADE OF STONE] evolved via ways from Jane Doe's [MY IMMORTAL], you can bring realities to your own or travel between these realities
>She made sure you used landmarks to differentiate which reality you were at
>And you set the rule to travel only three realities
>The third reality you traveled to was the most fun, though
>Remember the pony you petted?
>Not only have you found the same pony, but she has a Stand as well!
>She told you about how one of the princess ponies, one Twilight Sparkle, along with, now previously, the only human, Anonymous, were the ones gifting ponies these Stands
>So you opt to pay them a visit
>"Are you sure, John? What if they're secretly evil? Or-"
"Sis, you forget that I can remove concepts and place them back. That is powerful in and of itself. We only powered up the technical aspects of travelling so that we could do this."
>"True, but- whoa...look at that.
>Before you was a crystallized tree, definitely hollow and livable. Out came the two things you wanted to meet, the pony you assumed was Twilight Sparkle and the human Anonymous
>"Huh..." He spoke. "So you're the two that suddenly appeared out of nowhere."
"Hold up."
>"How did you know we were here?"
>The purple pony smiled and brought out her Stand, her and the Stand poised in a regal stance. "I could sense all Stand users of this world with [HUMBLING RIVER], as I am the one who gifts them with this power."
>You and your sister look at her as she poses still, waiting for your reaction
>"Twilight, we're gonna have to work on your Jojo poses." Anonymous quipped.

>After a moment of Anonymous trying to stop Twilight Sparkle from bringing up graphs on why her pose were most 'Jojo' like, he went straight to the point. "What are your Stands?"
>Jane pursed her lips at that, "Why should we tell you?"
>"You come to this place out of nowhere, two humans whom I've never met in the months I've been here, and come straight to us after you popped up." He does bring up some very good points.
"Jane, we really have nothing to fear from them." You try to reason with her
>She uses her stand and brings out a piece of paper
>"Says here that Stand users are ultimately bound to meet." She puts it away. "And from what I read, every encounter on that cursed series always ends up on a fight!"
>"Anon, she has a point. When you let me borrow them, that is what they do." Twilight looked up to him
>"Whoa whoa, we may be bound to meet but we aren't bound to fight." Anonymous waved his hands, backing away
"Sister, you're being extremely silly. What's up with you?"
>"I'M BEING SILLY? Why, I oughtta..." She brought out a piece of paper and looked at Anon with an evil smile
>The moment she charged at him, you yelled out
"PAIN!" You watch as a new pearl forms in front of you as she slapped Anonymous
>He blinked a little bit and rubbed his cheek and your sister just stood there, rubbing her stomach
"Oh...that explains it." He sigh and pinch the bridge of your nose
>"I'm sorry...I'm never usually..."Jane stammers a little bit and backs away
>"None taken. It didn't hurt so I think we're good." Anonymous sighed and a cloaked figure appeared behind him.
>It floated off toward you and gazed at your Stand, the pearls floating around your head
>"Space-Time (contained to John and Jane Doe), Barrier, Reality (exempt: Reality 3), Pain...Wait, that is so overpowered! How aren't you taking over the world yet with something like Concept Removal as your Stand ability?"
"That's the same shit Jane said." You groan

>"While on the subject of Stands, I'm guessing your Sister has a way of preserving limitless knowledge and bringing them out via her Stand." Anonymous smiled as his Stand grabs the Pain pearl and flicks it into nothingness
>You reel back, not knowing how his Stand did that
>"My Stand, [GRAND CANYON] can remove any condition brought upon me and others around me." He rubs his face. "Man, that feels like it hurt."
>"Noooo, put it back. My uterus is killing me." Jane holds her stomach in pain. You, in good intentions, put back the Pain pearl, but constrained it solely for her. "Thank you."
"You're welcome...alright, Anonymous. Let me introduce myself. I am Jane Doe, as you seen on the pearl on Space-Time. My Stand is named [MADE OF STONE], and, as you said, I can remove concepts, physical and meta-physical."
You bow, the pearls around you floating around you
>"Can one of those pearls look like a planet with rings?" A pink pony popped up and asked
>"Pinkie, not right now." Anonymous had his Stand throw her far across the town. "Don't worry, her Stand makes her literally invulnerable due to her happiness."
"It's quite...alright?"
>"And I'm Jane Doe." She brought out a book and many data screens surrounded her. "[MY IMMORTAL] is the Stand that gives me infinite knowledge and ways to preserve it."
>"See Twilight, something like that works." Anonymous chuckled a little and ruffled the little pony's mane
>Her face scrunched up and harrumphed before walking in the castle
>"Guess that means no fun for you tonight."
>Jane sputters and laughs, leaving you to look away in disgust
>Fucking horsefucker
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"Pffft...no no watch this, Pinkie"
>You summon [MONSOON] and take aim with your wings
>Your Stand was a simple pair of machines attached to the tip of your wings and blew out air
>But how strong does it blow?
>Enough to make it sound like a storm
>The trio of ponies working their flower stands, Bon-Bon, Carrot Top, and other vendors out in the open start panicking until they look up at the sky, seeing no storm coming in
>"What was that?!"
>"Oh gosh, get Twilight and Anon! They'll know what to do!"
>Both you and Pinkie try your best to not break into tears as they calmed down and tried going back to selling
>"Oh man, Dashie, that was a good one." Pinkie cheered after you both gathered your composure
>The both of you, Sugarcube Corner outside with your salads
>It was nice of Rarity to give you both something to snack on
>You open it up and dive right in
>"Dash, hold it!"
>Too late, you bit into your food and..
>Regret. That tasted disgusting
"Pbbth! Ptoo...eww what the hay?!"
>"You could hear Rarity and Applejack snicker, the many small sized Stands skittering away from your food and back to AJ
>"Serves you right, darling." Rarity smirked, hoofbumping Applejack
>The two ran away and you grumble, throwing the food AJ rotted away
"How did I forget not to trust Rarity since we started this dumb prank war? Oh right, her Stand ability..."
>"Cheer up, Dash! We can still outprank them!" Pinkie hopped back into the building, her [PARTY PARTY PARTY] giving her a book that read "Planned Pranks, Part 5 Edition"
>Today was a good day for revenge
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>"Anon! What are you doing to Time Turner!?"
>You look back to Twilight, having Time Turner in your grasp
>Your Stand, [GRAND CANYON] is holding his Stand with a crushing grip
"Don't you fucking look at me like that! He has a fucking time travelling type of Stand and I will NOT STAND FOR IT!"
>"Is...*cough* now a...time to crack...one liners?" Time Turner wheezed out
>You tighten your hold and both Twilight and [HUMBLING RIVER] are trying to break your grip
>"What's wrong with you? You aren't like this!"
"Every villain with powers like time travel are usually evil and I will not let the process start of him becoming one!"
>"But this will lead you down a path that STARTS villainy!"
>Oh shit she's right
>You let go of Time Turner and he starts running away with his Stand
"Alright...one chance...One. If he fucks that up, he's immediately dead."
>You huff and walk out the door, seeing two Time Turners
>One was the one you let go and the other had on some black cape and evil red eyes
>They both look at you apprehensively
>"Oh, uh...hi, Anonymous."
>You crack your hands
>"I was just uh..."
>You walk up to the both of them
>"Please don't kill me!"
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" You and your Stand cries as you send flurry of punches and send them flying