One wonderful day of doing absolutely nothing, a midget known as 'Mewball' was drawing his latest incarnation of Lyra fucking something cute, when out of nowhere, a wild breastbeast popped out of the closet! Mewball could no longer help himself!
"SPARE MY LIFE MY GOOD MAIDEN, I AM BUT A TERRIBLE DRAWFAG" He belched out of nowhere, kneeling down and spilling all of his Lyra collectibles out his pockets.
"SILENCE! I AM HERE TO COLLECT MY DUE" The breastbeast was standing menacingly above Mewball. She reminded Mewball of a really cute godzilla with tits.
"PRAY TELL, GOOD LADY, WHAT IS THIS DUE YOU SPEAKETH OF?"
"IT IS YOUR PENIS!"
Shock overturned Mewball as he heard those words. Penis? What in the fuck is that? Mewball realized it's probably something to do with his drawings, so he attempted to bribe the breastzilla with 31 of his Lyra drawings. He had many more of those, anyway.
The BREASTS BREASTS BREASTS refused his offer, however, and began to jiggle to speak once again.
"NO, NOT YOUR DRAWINGS! I MEANT YOUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS!"

Mewball was confused. Why would anyone ever want such a thing, especially from him? It just didn't make sense.
Mewball then fainted.

What proceeded next shall not be described, but at the end of everything, all of his Lyra drawings mysteriously had the breasted lady, labelled as "Rosey-poo", added to them. Nobody shall ever know why.

THE END, FUCK OFF AND GET BACK TO DRAWING PONE