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* [HA] has started espering [RG]
[HA]
Hello!
I come in peace~
[RG]
Oh, hey! You're that friend CC told me about, right?
[HA]
Yes!
I am going to try my darnest to be your friend forever and ever.
I have a multitude of tricks up my sleeve
[RG]
That... that is a rather grande goal.
[HA]
I have come prepared.
Please inform me when you laugh once
This is my ultimate goal
[RG]
Vell... you've set the bar a tad low, but alright.
[HA]
You're saying it's easy to make you laugh?
I can see us getting along very easily then.
Okay heres a good one.
So there I was at the airport.
I said to a guy next to me, "Hey, this food all sucks!"
And he said, "Yeah, what's UP with that??"
[RG]
I... uhh...
[HA]
There is NO way you didn't laugh at that.
It was comedy gold.
[RG]
Er... I'm afraid I don't see the appeal.
[HA]
Hm... Then you were wrong in the assumption that the bar was set low?
That was one of my hard hitters.
No wait I got this...
[RG]
I suppose I may have been off the mark, yes.
[HA]
I have this on lockdown
Your name is Daemus right?
Hi Daemus I'm Zula nice to meet you!
[RG]
Nice to meet you as well, Zula.
[HA]
Um.
Sec
[RG]
So... vhat do you do? Like, hobbies, or vhatnot.
[HA]
I like cosplay!
I also like making friends
I have this thing called school that I go to that teaches me a lot of fun things
Rrobin tells me you don't have those?
At least not in the traditional sense
[RG]
I don't believe so, certainly not in the "traditional" sense.
Cosplay is neat, I s'pose.
[HA]
Do you like to roleplay?
Oh!
I got one
[RG]
(that weird moment when you say something, and then realize "does that word actually mean literally anything, or is it just a made up word)
[HA]
This might be cheating
But I have another joke
[RG]
I... uh... alright then, I guess?
[HA]
No wait that's stupid
I'll get you yet.
Anywho, do you like to roleplay?
[RG]
Not really, its not much of a thing here I don't think.
At least, not among the people I know.
[HA]
How much did Rrobin tell you?
I'm not particularly convinced that everything she says is truth but...
[RG]
Not much, I'm afraid. Just that you vere her internet friend.
[HA]
She's very... Whats the word...
Uhhh...
[RG]
Hm.... well, I can think of a few
several of which should probably not be repeated [ :P ]
[HA]
Do you not like Rrobin?
I was under the impression that you were friends
[RG]
(blargl watching SGDQ does not help me keep my quirk consistant)
Oh, ve're good friends. I assure you, they're all complimentary.
Doesn't mean they should be repeated.
[HA]
Now I'm so interested though..
Oh!
The word was consistent.
Rrobin is very consistent.
[RG]
Consistent is certainly one vord for her, yes.
[HA]
Have you ever heard of the Legend of Zelda?
[RG]
I'm afraid I have not.
[HA]
Have you ever heard of Vampires?
[RG]
How does that relate to Rrobin's "consistency"?
Uh... yes, I believe I have.
[HA]
Then..
Why did the vampire need mouth wash?
[RG]
Uh... Garlic breath?
[HA]
Close but not quite!
He had BAT breath!
[RG]
Um... sorry, still not exactly side busting.
Bats are neat though.
[HA]
You are certainly a tough cookie.
But yeah!
Bats are pretty cool
I've never really seen one
I think it's awesome how they see with sound
[RG]
Some of them, yeah.
[RG]
A lot of them just, y'know, see vith their eyes.
[HA]
Really?
Please tell me more. I don't actually know a whole lot about bats.
Maybe I can derive a better joke.
[RG]
Vell... they... I'm not sure what there is to tell you. They... eat a lot of things? A lot of them eat fruit, some eat bugs.
[HA]
Fruit bats!
I've heard of them
[RG]
Some of them feed off of other animals blood, but like, a tiny amount all things considered.
[HA]
Adorable little critters
[RG]
Aren't they!
[HA]
Yes!!
[RG]
So
Vhat is it you were saying about Rrobin?
[HA]
Well...
Considering that you have the same style of like..
Changing up your speech.
She's told me that I'm actually like..
An Alien
I'd never actually heard of your planet, 'Alternia' before meeting her,
[RG]
I mean, all things are relative, right?
[HA]
Yeah, you guys are Aliens to me and I'm sure it's the same vice versa
[RG]
I guess yeah.
[HA]
So.
Aliens?
[RG]
Yes?
[HA]
Rrobins actually not told me much beyond the vauge stuff
What exactly is uh, going on over there.
[RG]
Uh... I mean, not much. I'm talking to you?
[HA]
Oh that's such a coincidence!
I'm talking to you too~
We are clearly twinsies
[RG]
That's one way to look at it.
[HA]
I'm glad I got to meet one of her friends
You seem really interesting.
[RG]
Vhy thank you.
[HA]
One last try
So I saw a Kidnapping today
But decided not to wake him up :D
[RG]
Heh
that one was alright.
[HA]
YES
So listen, I have a couple other aliens to introduce myself to, but we should be friends.
[RG]
I don't see vhy not!
[HA]
Yesssssss.
I'll keep in contact
[HA]
Bye!
[RG]
Bye [ :) ]
* [HA] has disconnected from [RG]