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- 0. Don't fuck with cats or we'll find you.
- 1. Do not talk about /b/
- 2. Do NOT talk about /b/
- 3. We are Anonymous.
- 4. Anonymous is legion.
- 5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
- 6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
- 7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
- 8. There are no real rules about posting.
- 9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
- 10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
- 11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
- 12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
- 13. Nothing is Sacred.
- 14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
- 15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
- 16. There are NO girls on the internet.
- 17. A cat is fine too.
- 18. One cat leads to another.
- 19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
- 20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
- 21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
- 22. /b/ sucks today.
- 23. Cock goes in here.
- 24. You will never have sex.
- 25. ????
- 26. PROFIT!
- 27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
- 28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
- 29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
- 30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.
- 31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
- 32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
- 33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
- 34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
- 35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
- 36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
- 37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
- 38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
- 39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
- 40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
- 41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
- 42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
- 43. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
- 44. The internet is not your personal army.
- 45. Rule 45 is a lie.
- 46. The cake is a lie.
- 47. If you post it, they will cum.
- 48. It will always need moar sauce.
- 49. The internet makes you stupid.
- 50. Anything can be a meme.
- 51. Longcat is looooooooooong.
- 52. If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.
- 53. Anonymous is a virgin by default.
- 54. Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
- 55. CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.
- 56. Don't mess with football.
- 57. MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates.
- 58. Anonymous does not "buy," he downloads.
- 59. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
- 60. If you say Candlejack, you w
- 61. You cannot divide by zero.
- 62. The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
- 63. If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.
- 64. Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web.
- 65. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
- 66. This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
- 67. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
- 68. Katy is bi, so deal w/it.
- 69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
- 70. Also, cocks.
- 71. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
- 72. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
- 73. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
- 74. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
- 75. Around Snacks, CP is lax.
- 76. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
- 77. Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.
- 78. Mods are fucking fags. No exceptions.
- 79. All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.
- 80. No matter how cute it is, it probably skullfucked your mother last night.
- 81. That's not mud.
- 82. Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny.
- 83. The Internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
- 84. Rule 87 is true.
- 85. Yes, it is some chickens.
- 86. Bobba bobba is bobba.
- 87. Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-
- 88. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
- 89. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
- 90. Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.
- 91. Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.
- 92. Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks.
- 93. Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
- 94. If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz.
- 95. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
- 96. I am a huge faggot. Please rape my face.
- 97. Shit sucks and will never be stickied.
- 98. Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised.
- 99. If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.
- 100. ZOMG NONE
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