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  1. <!DOCTYPE html>
  2. <html>
  3.  
  4. <head>
  5.     <link href="http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Oleo+Script" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css">
  6.     <link href="http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Merienda+One" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css">
  7.     <center>
  8.     <title>Dank Name Generator</title>
  9.         <style>
  10.  
  11.             body {
  12.                 background-image: url("http://juliewight.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/marijuana-wallpaper.jpg");
  13.                 font: 35px "Rockwell Extra Bold","Rockwell Bold",monospace, bold;
  14.                 color: aliceblue;
  15.             }
  16.             </style>
  17.         <style type ="text/css" >
  18.             .footer {
  19.                 tex-align:center;
  20.                 position:fixed;
  21.                 bottom: 0px;
  22.             }
  23.         </style>
  24.  
  25. </head>
  26. <body>
  27. <h1>Dank Name Generator 4.20</h1>
  28.  
  29.  
  30. <table>
  31.     <tr>
  32.         <td>&nbsp;</td>
  33.         <td><input type="submit" class="myButton" value="Make me a dank name, please!" id="DankSubmit">
  34.             <style>
  35.             input.myButton{
  36.             background-color: darkgreen;
  37.             border-style:groove
  38.             border-color: chartreuse;
  39.             color: white;
  40.             font-size: 30px;
  41.                 font-family: century;
  42.              ;
  43.             }</style>
  44.     </tr>
  45. </table>
  46. <p id="msgField">&nbsp;</p>
  47. </body>
  48. </html>
  49.  
  50. <style> h1 { font-family: 'Oleo Script', Helvetica, sans-serif; }</style>
  51. <style> body { font-family: 'Merienda One'  }</style>
  52. <script>
  53. window.onload = initAll;
  54.  
  55. function initAll() {
  56. document.getElementById("DankSubmit").onclick = function() {
  57. document.getElementById("msgField").innerHTML = GenerateDankName();
  58. return false;
  59. }
  60. }
  61.  
  62. function GenerateDankName() {
  63.  
  64. var random_adjective=Math.floor(Math.random()*16);
  65. var adjective = ["green", "dank", "smelly", "fat", "sweaty","black", "blazed", "trippy", "farty", "mlg", "mad", "dat", "pro", "skillzed", "triple", "swaggy"];
  66.  
  67. var random_noun=Math.floor(Math.random()*18);
  68. var noun =["ganga", "weed", "snipar", "dorito", "darude", "mountain dew", "scoper","illuminati", "conspiracy", "shit", "fire", "shit", "fuck", "hash", "wasteman", "bacon", "explosion", "360" ];
  69.  
  70. var random_verb=Math.floor(Math.random()*6);
  71. var verb = ["scoper", "hardsc0per", "illuminati man", "squarepantz", "b8", "conpiracy", ];
  72.  
  73. var random_number=Math.floor(Math.random()*5);
  74.  
  75.     if(random_number>3) {
  76.         return adjective[random_adjective] + " " + noun[random_noun] + " " + verb[random_verb];
  77.     }else{
  78.         return adjective[random_adjective] + " " + noun[random_noun] }
  79. }</script>
  80. <footer>
  81. <style>footer { font-family: century; color: green; font-size: 15px}</style>
  82. <div class="footer">Dedicated to Socialist Joe, my favourite socialist. "Super Dank" - Jamie Reed 2k15 (Please note, any racist names are unintentional). Oh, and fuck you Sam Smith!
  83.  
  84. <br>
  85.     <br>
  86.  
  87.  
  88.  
  89.  
  90. </div>
  91. </footer>
  92. <p>
  93.     <style>
  94.  
  95.     p { position: relative; right: 0px; bottom: 0;align: "left|center|right"}
  96.     </style>
  97.     <script type="text/javascript" src="http://apis.google.com/js/plusone.js"></script>
  98.     <script type="text/javascript" src="http://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script>
  99.     <g:plusone></g:plusone>
  100.     <a href="http://twitter.com/share" class="twitter-share-button" data-count="vertical" data-via="http://www.dankyouforthemusic.com">Tweet</a>
  101.     <a href="http://www.reddit.com/submit" onclick="window.location = 'http://www.reddit.com/submit?url=' + encodeURIComponent(window.location); return false"> <img src="http://www.reddit.com/static/spreddit7.gif" alt="submit to reddit" border="0" /> </a><fb-root>
  102.  
  103.         <style>
  104.              { position: relative; right: 0px; bottom: 0;align: "left|center|right"}
  105.         </style>
  106.     </div>
  107. </fb-root>
  108. </p>
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