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- <!DOCTYPE html>
- <html>
- <head>
- <link href="http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Oleo+Script" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css">
- <link href="http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Merienda+One" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css">
- <center>
- <title>Dank Name Generator</title>
- <style>
- body {
- background-image: url("http://juliewight.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/marijuana-wallpaper.jpg");
- font: 35px "Rockwell Extra Bold","Rockwell Bold",monospace, bold;
- color: aliceblue;
- }
- </style>
- <style type ="text/css" >
- .footer {
- tex-align:center;
- position:fixed;
- bottom: 0px;
- }
- </style>
- </head>
- <body>
- <h1>Dank Name Generator 4.20</h1>
- <table>
- <tr>
- <td> </td>
- <td><input type="submit" class="myButton" value="Make me a dank name, please!" id="DankSubmit">
- <style>
- input.myButton{
- background-color: darkgreen;
- border-style:groove
- border-color: chartreuse;
- color: white;
- font-size: 30px;
- font-family: century;
- ;
- }</style>
- </tr>
- </table>
- <p id="msgField"> </p>
- </body>
- </html>
- <style> h1 { font-family: 'Oleo Script', Helvetica, sans-serif; }</style>
- <style> body { font-family: 'Merienda One' }</style>
- <script>
- window.onload = initAll;
- function initAll() {
- document.getElementById("DankSubmit").onclick = function() {
- document.getElementById("msgField").innerHTML = GenerateDankName();
- return false;
- }
- }
- function GenerateDankName() {
- var random_adjective=Math.floor(Math.random()*16);
- var adjective = ["green", "dank", "smelly", "fat", "sweaty","black", "blazed", "trippy", "farty", "mlg", "mad", "dat", "pro", "skillzed", "triple", "swaggy"];
- var random_noun=Math.floor(Math.random()*18);
- var noun =["ganga", "weed", "snipar", "dorito", "darude", "mountain dew", "scoper","illuminati", "conspiracy", "shit", "fire", "shit", "fuck", "hash", "wasteman", "bacon", "explosion", "360" ];
- var random_verb=Math.floor(Math.random()*6);
- var verb = ["scoper", "hardsc0per", "illuminati man", "squarepantz", "b8", "conpiracy", ];
- var random_number=Math.floor(Math.random()*5);
- if(random_number>3) {
- return adjective[random_adjective] + " " + noun[random_noun] + " " + verb[random_verb];
- }else{
- return adjective[random_adjective] + " " + noun[random_noun] }
- }</script>
- <footer>
- <style>footer { font-family: century; color: green; font-size: 15px}</style>
- <div class="footer">Dedicated to Socialist Joe, my favourite socialist. "Super Dank" - Jamie Reed 2k15 (Please note, any racist names are unintentional). Oh, and fuck you Sam Smith!
- <br>
- <br>
- </div>
- </footer>
- <p>
- <style>
- p { position: relative; right: 0px; bottom: 0;align: "left|center|right"}
- </style>
- <script type="text/javascript" src="http://apis.google.com/js/plusone.js"></script>
- <script type="text/javascript" src="http://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script>
- <g:plusone></g:plusone>
- <a href="http://twitter.com/share" class="twitter-share-button" data-count="vertical" data-via="http://www.dankyouforthemusic.com">Tweet</a>
- <a href="http://www.reddit.com/submit" onclick="window.location = 'http://www.reddit.com/submit?url=' + encodeURIComponent(window.location); return false"> <img src="http://www.reddit.com/static/spreddit7.gif" alt="submit to reddit" border="0" /> </a><fb-root>
- <style>
- { position: relative; right: 0px; bottom: 0;align: "left|center|right"}
- </style>
- </div>
- </fb-root>
- </p>
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