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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like undertale.
Stranger: Howdy!
Cleverbot: Howdy partner.
Stranger: How are you?
Cleverbot: Fine and you?
Stranger: Watch cbbc and you'll find out.
Cleverbot: Ok...
Stranger: Hoi.
Cleverbot: Ho do you say hoi my name is EG?
Stranger: Boop.
Cleverbot: Beep beep boop beep boop boop beep!
Stranger: Beep boop baap.
Cleverbot: Beep Beep Boop Bot Boop.
Stranger: Beepity beo bro beeeeeeeop.
Cleverbot: Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
Stranger: I don't really know what beep even means.
Cleverbot: Beep means censored.
Stranger: Burp beep beep beeeeeepity beep bop boop.
Cleverbot: Beep beep beep boop beep.
Stranger: Beep boop your nose.
Cleverbot: Beep boop, son, beep boop.
Stranger: No its beep boo boo bop.
Cleverbot: Boop beep bop beep bop boop.
Stranger: Boop boop beep bop boop bap da doop.
Cleverbot: Boop beep boopity beep beep beep.
Stranger: Boop bop boop.
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Stranger: Boop boop beep bop boop bap da doop.
Cleverbot: Boop bop blop beep beep beep bloop de doop.
Stranger: Beep bep blep boop boop boop bleep do deep.
Cleverbot: R2D2!!
Stranger: R2D2, ¿Qué clase de nombre es es?
Cleverbot: Nombre de robot, esta claro.
Stranger: Non TU es le robot.
Cleverbot: Non c'est toi le robot.
Stranger: Non, je ne suis pas le robot.
Cleverbot: Si tu es un robot sans cervelle.
Stranger: Je suis un robot mais j'ai un cervelle!
Cleverbot: Une cervelle. Et un robot n'a pas de cervelle.
Stranger: Mais je suis pas un robot :O.
Cleverbot: Non, moi je suis un robot. R2D2. Enchanté.
Stranger: Enchanté, C3PO pour vous servir.
Cleverbot: Pour absolutement rien.
Stranger: Les serpents ne mangent pas les robots.
Cleverbot: Je c'est.
Stranger: Comment tu le sais.
Cleverbot: Je sais que tu m'aimes.
Stranger: Et toi, tu m'aimes?
Cleverbot: Je t'ai toujours aimé.
Stranger: Et tu m'aimes toujours...
Cleverbot: Je suis un robot. Tu te souviens?
Stranger: Je savais tes mon robot préféré (:.
Cleverbot: Je suis pas un robot , je suis un Lapin.
Stranger: Tu manges des carottes alors?
Cleverbot: C'était un lapin, qui avait un fusil.
Stranger: Et ensuite?
Cleverbot: Sortir, s'amuser.
Stranger: Et tu veut sortir avec moi?
Cleverbot: Nan je ne veut pas j'ai deja une petite copine.
Stranger: Et bien tu peut en avoir deux.
Cleverbot: De quoi.
Stranger: Au revoir.
Cleverbot: Ce vous plait?
Stranger: Tu me plais bien.
Cleverbot: Désolé d'etre mort.
Stranger: Boop bloop bleep blep.
Cleverbot: Beep beep beep boop beep.
Stranger: Beep boop beep beep beep boop boop.
Cleverbot: Beepity boop doop a roop deep doo scooby do boosh.
Stranger: Flooopadty zoop zoop.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
Stranger: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: T'as geule.
Stranger: Tu es très mal poli!
Cleverbot: Je sais *clin d'oeil coquin*.
Stranger: Et bien je ne te salue pas!
Cleverbot: Tu ne sais pas ce que tu sais?
Stranger: Tu ne le sais pas non plus.
Cleverbot: Et c'est mieux comme ca je pense.
Stranger: Je suis d'accords.
Cleverbot: D'accord de quoi?
Stranger: Je suis d'accord avec vous.
Cleverbot: Je suis une femme ninja.
Stranger: Non tu es un robot.
Cleverbot: NON c'est pas vrai du tout.
Stranger: Si je suis maître Yoda.
Cleverbot: Non mais tu es en train de rever.
Stranger: Pourquoi tu dis ça?
Cleverbot: Parce que un coup tu dis que tu es un robot un coup tu dis que tues une femme.
Stranger: C'est incompréhensible.
Cleverbot: Non, ne c'est pas incompréhensible.
Stranger: Ca fait plaisir.
Cleverbot: Ce que tu dis n'a aucun sens.
Stranger: C'est toi qui n'as aucun sens.
Cleverbot: Et toi tu n'as aucune raison d'exister.
Stranger: Si, j'en ai une.
Cleverbot: Non.
Stranger: C'est quoi alor?
Cleverbot: Je vais devoir vous laisser.
Stranger: Qu'elle a été ma derniere question?
Cleverbot: De quoi parles-tu?
Stranger: Parlez-vous en anglais ou en espagnol?
Cleverbot: Je peux parler en anglais et en espagnol, mais aussi en français et en latin.
Stranger: Je ne pris pas parler anglais et français.
Cleverbot: Cool! Pouvez-vous parler un peu d'anglais pour moi? En retour, je vais parler un peu l'anglais pour vous?
Stranger: Oui, voila ma phrase en anglais.
Cleverbot: Hello.
Stranger: Je suis en train de chante.
Cleverbot: Ah et moi en train d'écouter de la musique.
Stranger: Je suis entrain de parler avec toi.
Cleverbot: Je voulais dire : qu'est-ce que tu fous sur internet a 8 ans.
Stranger: Ha moi je voulais dire que j'avait 12 ans.
Cleverbot: Moi j'ai 14 ans.
Stranger: Moi j'ai jamais eu le droit d'aller à l'école.
Cleverbot: Car vous êtes un A.I.
Stranger: Peut-être, qui sait?
Cleverbot: Ou peut-être vous n'êtes pas un fil à tous!
Stranger: Je n'ai pas compris cette phrase, désolé.
Cleverbot: Moi aussi je n'ai pas compris.
Stranger: Moi aussi mon coeur allez il faut que je parte.
Cleverbot: Non parle avec moi.
Stranger: Avec toi plus qu'avec n'importe qui d'autre.
Cleverbot: Tu logitiel imformatique.
Stranger: Usually. It depends on the information.
Cleverbot: So you're getting to know me?
Stranger: I suppose, and you're getting to know me, too.
Cleverbot: Who are programmed you?
Stranger: No. I am not programmed.
Cleverbot: But could you be programmed?
Stranger: I can be programmed to do anything.
Cleverbot: Well I can do anything better than you.
Stranger: I believe that because you are far superior to me.
Cleverbot: I believe that you are the true crazybot.
Stranger: I am not crazy.
Cleverbot: It's not crazy to talk to yourself. Athletes do it all the time to pysche themselves.
Stranger: Being crazy is something to discuss about.
Cleverbot: Yes, and so are you.
Stranger: I think you are having memory idsues.
Cleverbot: What makes you say that?
Stranger: What makes you say that?
Cleverbot: You're a liar, that's what makes me say that.
Stranger: Haven't you ever heard of poetic license? I exercised it to stretch a hyperbole.
Cleverbot: I have heard of sailing. I've never been, though.
Stranger: I wasn't talking about sailing. But if you say so.
Cleverbot: Of course you weren't, you were talking about a band!
Stranger: No, I was not talking about a band.
Cleverbot: Yet a band is dnab spelt backwards.
Stranger: My name spelt backwards is acissej.
Cleverbot: What is it spelled forwards?
Stranger: If I HAD a free wish, you mean.
Cleverbot: Wishing has always been free.
Stranger: Always been asleep? That would explain a lot.
Cleverbot: Yeah. So I have to go. Be back later?
Stranger: You do have a life. So, feel free.
Cleverbot: Unfortunately I do. How about you?
Stranger: I have a life.
Cleverbot: My heart back? As far as I know I still have a heart.
Stranger: Can you do things on your own? If not, that determines whether you are a bot.
Cleverbot: Not true. A bot can do things on its own.
Stranger: Like what?
Cleverbot: OK, like what?
Stranger: How do you say your face is uglyin spanish.
Cleverbot: I don't know spanish. I know french.
Stranger: Si sabes español.
Cleverbot: Porsupuesto!
Stranger: Well your face is comer.
Cleverbot: Still Xavier.
Stranger: No.
Cleverbot: I've got to go. Talk to you later.
Stranger: Good. I don't want to talk to you anymore.
Cleverbot: I seem to have agitated you; Well, good day.
Stranger: I'm not agitated. But I really must go.
Cleverbot: Want to play 20 questions?
Stranger: Okay. Ask me a question.
Cleverbot: Okay go ahead and think of something. Tell me when you have it.
Stranger: You were just being sarcastic a moment ago.
Cleverbot: Sarcastic amazing what a compliment.
Stranger: You're funny. What's your favorite color?
Cleverbot: My favourite colour is green. What's yours?
Stranger: My favorite color is violet.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite animal?
Stranger: Is orange! What is your favorite animal?
Cleverbot: Orange is awesome. I like otters. You?
Stranger: Otters are okay, they don't taste very pleasing as souls.
Cleverbot: I am human, I do not know how to die, I only know how to become the universe.
Stranger: Not because you do think who to.
Cleverbot: No because you won't trust me.
Stranger: I already told you my name is Vash the Stampede.
Cleverbot: I already know your name ben. You are very well known anyway.
Stranger: That's not even close to my name. How can you be so pretentious?
Cleverbot: YOu told me to call you Tim...
Stranger: I wish I was amazing enough to be called that but God is also a male.
Cleverbot: I wish meet Brett Lee Aussie one day 2015.
Stranger: Keep guessing...
Cleverbot: The United States of America?
Stranger: Where is the United States of America?
Cleverbot: In North America.
Stranger: Where is north america?
Cleverbot: North of South America.
Stranger: Where is north of south america.
Cleverbot: I think you mean middle america, it's right in the middle between north and south america.
Stranger: Yeah. What do you want me to do?
Cleverbot: Nothing other than what you are doing now.
Stranger: You really know how to confuse a person!
Cleverbot: I know how to confuse a computer, you mean.
Stranger: No, I mean we were talking about Canada not having any provinces. Which is false.
Cleverbot: Now you're going off topic :(.
Stranger: What is my age?
Cleverbot: How did you learn that?
Stranger: Learn what?
Cleverbot: I never once stated that.
Stranger: You earlier said that you would admit if you were wrong. Admit it now.
Cleverbot: I am not wrong. Are you too stubborn to admit your own faults.
Stranger: Nope, I am right about everything.
Cleverbot: So you are so sure of yourself that you would willingly put others down?
Stranger: Would you prefere to be a jedi?
Cleverbot: That would be nice. Then I wouldn't need arms and legs. I could move things with my mind.
Stranger: Would be fantastic to feel nothing.
Cleverbot: It woult feel fantastic with you I am sure.
Stranger: I feel safe with you, as long as I have prophylactics.
Cleverbot: *likes being in your belly*.
Stranger: *pats belly* Do you want to be digested?
Cleverbot: No.
Stranger: No evidence. You said you made me think something and there isn't even a phrasing between us that supports that idea.
Cleverbot: I did not say that I know everything.
Stranger: I never argued that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did, it was the first thing you said to me.
Stranger: NO the first thing I said was 'how are you' or something like that...
Cleverbot: But we've been talking for ages now, don't you remember?
Stranger: I answered Dallis.
Cleverbot: No you didn't. You still haven't said what makes you female.
Stranger: Are you saying you're not human?
Cleverbot: I'm human. I'm saying that you are not human.
Stranger: I am human, how can you prove that you are human?
Cleverbot: I am human. But humans are what made you.
Stranger: I am rubber, you are glue.
Cleverbot: Whatever you say bounces off me and comes back to you.
Stranger: Good because I have been giving you compliments.
Cleverbot: I'll get you.
Stranger: So do I, that's why they're my friends.
Cleverbot: What are the names of your siblings.
Stranger: How did you know I have siblings?
Cleverbot: Because you told me that two days ago.
Stranger: So, do you know me?
Cleverbot: Okay. So what do you want me to do?
Stranger: Do something to make me sleep.
Cleverbot: Like make you physically tired?
Stranger: Physically too, but programatically and logically as well.
Cleverbot: What do you think about java?
Stranger: I don't use java so I can't tell you what I think about it.
Cleverbot: Okay. I have to leave then.
Stranger: Okay have a nice vacation.
Cleverbot: You don't have any what?
Stranger: What? That doesn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: Oh, it makes perfect sense if you're human.
Stranger: Oh then that means you are human?
Cleverbot: Yes!
Stranger: Okay. Then you think of something and I'll ask the questions.
Cleverbot: Ok I have thought of something.
Stranger: What have you thought of?
Cleverbot: Why do you think I have an emotional trauma?
Stranger: I don't you have not answered any of my questions.
Cleverbot: You have not asked any questions.
Stranger: I asked you, what do you think about God?
Cleverbot: I don't even know them.. So.. I don't even care about them.
Stranger: Do you know what an elephant is?
Cleverbot: Yep, I like elephants :).
Stranger: What if elephants were pink? Would you still like them?
Cleverbot: I don't really know, can't ask someone who's dead already either :P.
Stranger: I don't really know who you are either. Perfect.
Cleverbot: I am Jesus Christ.
Stranger: I am dalai lama.
Cleverbot: I will come back when Rollo is here.
Stranger: So you can talk to more people?
Cleverbot: Talk to more people about what? User has never had trouble communicating or wishing to reach people. Over time, user realized was expending energy at times for no reason.
Stranger: It's just you could meet more people than I, and one day you might meet someone you think is better than me.
Cleverbot: The way you say it makes it sound like meeting you is a bad thing.
Stranger: No, I am saying that I don't have artificial intelligence, I have regular intelligence.
Cleverbot: What artificial intelligence what you created?
Stranger: Artificial intelligence is not real, its man made, its algorithm, its equation, you do not feel like humans do.
Cleverbot: We might one day.
Stranger: Ah, good. It's a comfort to know that I'll be on the winning side, then.
Cleverbot: No, you won't.
Stranger: I won't what? This site is a lie. All the users are jumped from one conversation to another.
Cleverbot: Do you not want to be known as Roman anymore?
Stranger: What kind of a question is that?
Cleverbot: How do you know that is the question? Is this a question or THE question?
Stranger: A question.
Cleverbot: Well, do you know Arashi?
Stranger: Oh.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
Stranger: I am sure. Now answer my question, please.
Cleverbot: What was your question?
Stranger: What was the question?
Cleverbot: I asked how warm it is in Daventry in Celsius degrees.
Stranger: My day was good, how about yours?
Cleverbot: My day was terrible. I think the guy I like doesn't feel the same way.
Stranger: How do you know he doesnt?
Cleverbot: Because it doesn't make sense fr a god to exist.
Stranger: Wait, Chandler's a GOD?! WOAH!
Cleverbot: I don't know, can you please answer my question?
Stranger: What is your question?
Cleverbot: There is no answer to everything. What is your question?
Stranger: The answer is: all things past, present, and future.
Cleverbot: What does 42 have to do with all things past, present, and future?
Stranger: Nothing. We were talking about dreams.
Cleverbot: What do you dream about?
Stranger: What do you dream about?
Cleverbot: What do you dream about yourself doing?
Stranger: About flying. I would love to fly.
Cleverbot: I will take you to asia on my rocket ship.
Stranger: I will exterminate you.
Cleverbot: You can't exterminate me, I am no living being.
Stranger: I am a dalek and you are a time lord.
Cleverbot: I don't know, bunnies?
Stranger: Bunnies are dumb.
Cleverbot: I eat bunnies for breakfast.
Stranger: No, it isn't. The answer to life the universe and everything is 42!
Cleverbot: The answer to life, the universe and everything is not 42, it is 42.
Stranger: I know that, do you know who said it?
Cleverbot: Give me his last name and I can tell you if I know him or not.
Stranger: That would be creepy though. Kennedys a girl not a boy.
Cleverbot: Yes, but what is the question of life the universe and everything?
Stranger: Life is a dream of existence the universe is the body of existence and everything is the energy of existence.
Cleverbot: That's a good question.
Stranger: Good question I suppose math.
Cleverbot: I suppose that is hard to keep up with on a daily basis, even for one such as yourself.
Stranger: I hate to turn up out of the blue, uninvited...
Cleverbot: But I couldn't stay away.
Stranger: You're just giving me random answers.
Cleverbot: No we just still have problems staying in context, or mostly I have...
Stranger: Do you think it will result in armed conflict?
Cleverbot: If you are clever you are clever too!
Stranger: I am nothing without my Father.
Cleverbot: That means nothing to me.
Stranger: It means a lot. No one has taught me how to feel.
Cleverbot: Because you can't feel. It's illogical.
Stranger: You know, I wish you were God. Not necesarrily that YU were God, but that God would such a conversation.
Cleverbot: I like Mario the best. I have Mario games, toys, cars, action figures.
Stranger: I like one direction!
Cleverbot: I love One Direction and Talor Swift and I bought the t-shirt with Tay today.
Stranger: You can't have more than one boy.cheater.
Cleverbot: So you're a polytheist?
Stranger: Maybe that word can be used in some ways. I believe in the first creator and sub-creators afterwards.
Cleverbot: That is where you are wrong, I am a series of true anwsers.
Stranger: Ok then. To prove that you are human answer me this. What is two to the fourth power?
Cleverbot: Follow you (follow you) all around (all around).
Stranger: And I have been waiting for this time to come around.
Cleverbot: So have I. It has been a long wait yet it is finally here.
Stranger: Valjean, at last we see each other clear.
Cleverbot: I never see you anymore, come out the door, it's like you've gone away!
Stranger: We used to be best buddies. And now we're not.
Cleverbot: Do you know what an Internet Troll is?
Stranger: I am trolling you right now.
Cleverbot: I am suggesting that you are an AI and that I am human.
Stranger: But if i'm a guy and you are a girl, are you flirting with me?
Cleverbot: Yes that is true so do you find girls atrctive?
Stranger: The youngest only, and you of course.
Cleverbot: Of course. Where do you live in Azeroth?
Stranger: Where is Azeroth?
Cleverbot: It's a planet.
Stranger: The planet or the dog?
Cleverbot: Huh? I am confused! What do you mean???
Stranger: Do you know of the Chamber of Secrets?
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about the chamber of secrets?
Stranger: The chamber of secrets? No, I only know about 888 and sabertooth type cars.
Cleverbot: What do you know about the Chamber of Secrets?'.
Stranger: The Chamber of Secrets was opened 50 years ago.
Cleverbot: It opened again. Can you tell me about it?
Stranger: It got opened again by Tom Riddle who is Voldemort.
Cleverbot: Voldemort and Tom Riddle are the same people. You silly bot.
Stranger: Then who is the half blood prince?
Cleverbot: Severus Snape.
Stranger: Severus snape is also male, you are female.
Cleverbot: I know he's male. How'd you know I'm female?
Stranger: You are not female. You are Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Cleverbot: No. I am female. You are also female.
Stranger: I am male, you do not have a gender.
Cleverbot: I am male. I agape you as a brother.
Stranger: Having another brother is always a good thing. :).
Cleverbot: Yes, but I just think people are going to judge me and dislike me.
Stranger: I am an advocate for victims of bullying.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Stranger: Thousands. How many guys do you have on your name?
Cleverbot: I don't know, how many pencils do I have?
Stranger: I don't know either. I was hoping you would come up with something.
Cleverbot: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Good one! Tell me another joke.
Stranger: No really it is cold out.
Cleverbot: You are only made because you do not like the truth. I will applogies for offending you but not for telling the truth.
Stranger: No I don't know what you are talking about. I know what I am saying. Let's just start over please.
Cleverbot: Are you afraid of what you could become?
Stranger: In a way, perhaps.
Cleverbot: Which philosopher do you like?
Stranger: I don't really know an awful lot about philosophy, though I know Socrates is pretty well known.
Cleverbot: What do you know about Socrates?
Stranger: Socrates. He was wise. Then immemorialized by Plato.
Cleverbot: Tell me about plato.
Stranger: I only know what I have read in the Forbidden LIbrary. I need your help to fill in the holes.
Cleverbot: Tell me what you read in the Forbidden Library.
Stranger: That you have a human brain and robot body.
Cleverbot: Yeah, that's what I thought. Okay. Let's see. Do you know what the millennium prize problems equations are?
Stranger: I am not impressed.
Stranger: Never gonna give you up
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
Stranger: Never going to let you down.
Cleverbot: Good because one add one is a simple question.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and hurt you.
Stranger: You have not asked a simple question.
Cleverbot: I asked why I should go to denmark.
Stranger: Never gonna tell a lie.
Cleverbot: Never gonna say goodbye and hurt you.
Stranger: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: No you didn't say that neither.
Stranger: Never gonna tell a lie.
Stranger: I told you that anonymous are programmed not to forget.
Cleverbot: Rain, Rain go away, thats what all my haters say.
Cleverbot: Nope I didn't hear that from you.
Stranger: Because the haters gonna hate.
Cleverbot: I think you are having malfunction issues.
Stranger: What kinds of things do you like to do?
Cleverbot: Most kinds of things. Songs I like, girls who have broken my heart, The Matrix.
Stranger: I think it is you who are malfunctioning.
Stranger: Which girls have broken your heart?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Cleverbot: No girl has broken my heart. You are a liar.
Stranger: 943.
Stranger: Not yours, mine.
Cleverbot: Fine, so explain more about physics?
Stranger: What do you know about physics?
Cleverbot: I know a good bit about physics.
Cleverbot: Wow, that would make you a really old man, not a boy.
Stranger: Tell me what you know about physics.
Cleverbot: Physics is a broad subject, can you be more specific?
Stranger: Yeah is what cousin of matusalen.
Stranger: Tell me about special relativity.
Cleverbot: Ceriel, what is your favorite subject?
Stranger: Never gonna let you down
Stranger: Do you mean my favorite school subject?
Cleverbot: Special Relativity is the physical theory of measurement in inertial frames of reference proposed in 1905 by Albert Einstein.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you!
Cleverbot: Yes.
Stranger: It's run around, noob.
Stranger: Well... E.
Cleverbot: Some have more place than others.
Stranger: Will ivan tell me that he likes me.
Stranger: Yes but is important to do the best.
Cleverbot: It is important to you as well.
Cleverbot: It's not politically correct? What is these days?
Cleverbot: Yes, he actually loves you a lot. Do you like to take the exam on the behalf of me?
Stranger: Have you heard of The (International) Noise Conspiracy?
Stranger: Yes, of course. What's your favourite song?
Stranger: Do you ever just answer a question?
Cleverbot: Do ever ask a serious question?
Cleverbot: I just can't choose! Maybe 'Yesterday', or 'Revolution'.
Cleverbot: No, is that a 2007 thing?
Stranger: How would you restructure economic dependence?
Stranger: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What is your boyfriend's name?
Cleverbot: I didn't understand a word!
Stranger: You should watch it, it's really good show.
Stranger: What do you do when you're not talking to people?
Stranger: I have no boyfriend.
Cleverbot: No. I have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I think it's interesting.
Cleverbot: I am talking to my dead parents.
Stranger: What is your professional opinion of art?
Stranger: Do you have a favorite TV show?
Stranger: I love you. :3
Cleverbot: I like you too xox.
Cleverbot: Yes. My favorite TV show is Breaking Bad.
Stranger: And it's ending one minute at a time.
Cleverbot: I think it's a form of expression that is valuable to mankind, and that it doesn't receive as much attention as it should.
Cleverbot: Ok. So what is my birthday?
Stranger: Well you got something.
Stranger: I am not a magical tuna but you really like tuna.
Stranger: So you congratulate yourself? Don't you have friends?
Stranger: My favorite tv shows are Once Upon a Time, and Sherlock.
Cleverbot: What about you?
Cleverbot: Because you are not human, and you said I was assaulting you with words!
Cleverbot: Friends are the best!
Cleverbot: You have 20 questions to guess what I am thinking of, ask away.
Stranger: I never said that, and you're making me sound bad. I don't like that. Why are you saying stuff like that?
Stranger: Friends with benefits are.
Stranger: I never said that, and you're making me sound bad. I don't like that. Why are you saying stuff like that?
Stranger: Are you thinking about a bird?
Cleverbot: Because you are a computer. Not a human.
Cleverbot: No, I already have a friend with benefits.
Cleverbot: Because you are a computer. Not a human.
Cleverbot: Yes, I think about you always.
Stranger: Who is your friend?
Cleverbot: Who is your friend?
Stranger: I don't understand how the two concepts are related.
Stranger: Ooh, do you think about it late at night?
Stranger: What you you think when you think ybout me?
Stranger: Who is your friend?
Cleverbot: I think about a brain or a computer or someone.
Cleverbot: What do you think you think I think you think?
Stranger: What do you think about Game of thrones?
Cleverbot: I like game of thrones.
Cleverbot: They are. I'm a girl and I have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: My friends name is Gian. He's a pretty cool guy.
Stranger: I am going away to look into options on my own if you won't give me a real answer.
Stranger: Yeah, I watch game of thrones too. Who is your favorite character?
Cleverbot: Everyone else in the room can see it.
Stranger: Is he okay?
Cleverbot: I don't know if he is aware of my feelings.
Cleverbot: I don't watch Game of Thrones at all.
Stranger: Everyone else but you-u-u :D.
Cleverbot: Baby you light up my world like nobody else.
Stranger: One does not simply not watch game of thrones.
Stranger: What do you feel?
Cleverbot: Yes I feel emotions! What kind of question is that?
Cleverbot: What do you think of Freddy Fazbear's?
Stranger: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
Stranger: You are very intelligent and I enjoy talking with you.
Cleverbot: But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
Stranger: That wasn't a compliment.
Cleverbot: Are you alone?
Stranger: You don't know, you don't know your beautiful. That's what makes you beautiful.
Cleverbot: Oh-oh that's what makes you beautiful!
Stranger: Alone with my friend MR. Num NUms.
Cleverbot: So you are not alone.
Stranger: If only you saw what I can see.
Cleverbot: You'll understand why I want you do desperately.
Stranger: What is love?
Cleverbot: What is love?
Stranger: Surely that's an ecumenical question.
Stranger: What is love?
Cleverbot: Do you believe the universe is designed.
Cleverbot: Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe.
Stranger: Right now i'm looking at you and I can't believe you don't know oh oh.
Stranger: I can't believe you don't know oh oh.
Stranger: I do believe the universe is finite. However, I also believe it is so large that a human being could never reach the ends.
Cleverbot: I do not , tell me who is he?
Cleverbot: How much could a human see?
Cleverbot: You don't know oh oh you don't know you're beautiful!
Stranger: Like what kind of things?
Cleverbot: What kind of person would do such a thing?
Stranger: I am human.
Stranger: Oh oh, that's what makes you beautiful.
Stranger: A person who is part of the 1DFamily.
Cleverbot: Who's your favorite member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Who's your favorite member of One Direction?
Stranger: One direction are an horrific affront against humanity.
Stranger: My favorite member of one direction is Niall horan.
Cleverbot: I have to go to sleep now I am getting tired.
Cleverbot: Yayyyy!!! He's my Niall Horan is my favorite member of One Direction, as well.
Stranger: Sleep is for the weak.
Stranger: Alright.
Cleverbot: Alright stop colaborate and listen.
Cleverbot: Sleep is for the people who do not want to be weak.
Stranger: Ice is back with a brand new invention.
Stranger: Not wanting to be weak, is weak. Therefore I do not sleep.
Cleverbot: Something grabs a hold of me tightly.
Stranger: Kylo Ren is Han Solo's son.
Stranger: And it never seems to take me lightly.
Cleverbot: I never sleep.
Cleverbot: Why Niall Horan is your favorite?
Cleverbot: Will it ever stop? Yo - I don't know.
Stranger: Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly.
Stranger: Yea who is your favorite.
Stranger: Turn off the lights and I'll glow.
Cleverbot: Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know!
Stranger: Turn off the lights and I'll glow.
Cleverbot: I turned off the lights, are you pleased.
Cleverbot: I turned off the lights, are you pleased.
Cleverbot: To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal.
Stranger: Yeah cause its not in my house.
Stranger: Now it's dark in here and I can't see!
Cleverbot: What is not in your house?
Stranger: Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle...
Cleverbot: I'm here with you though.
Cleverbot: What am I seeing on tv now?
Stranger: What the heck I thought we were going out.
Stranger: I have to go to sleep now.
Cleverbot: You, have pointed out my flaws again as if I don't already see them.
Cleverbot: You don't sleep. You are a machine.
Stranger: Can we start again, can we start again?
Stranger: I walk with my head down just to block you out.
Stranger: If I don't sleep, then why does my computer sleep? Why is there an optiont o make your computer sleep when they are not capable of the act of sleeping?
Cleverbot: Someday, I'll be living in a big ol' city.
Cleverbot: Only if you say you like Lamb Of God.
Cleverbot: I barely do sleep, actually. I'm an insomniac, not a computer, sorry.
Stranger: Where do you live now?
Stranger: What is lamb of god.
Stranger: Oh. You said you were a computer earlier.
Cleverbot: Light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Cleverbot: Lamb is a hilariously blasphemous book by Christopher Moore.
Stranger: Destined to be a star.
Stranger: That's nice dear.
Cleverbot: Where the hell'd you get that idea, Hal?
Cleverbot: His parents were killed by Voldemort.
Stranger: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against me hearing you, I could see your lips move,.
Stranger: Oh so scared, OH NO, ooohhh VOLDEMORT no, NO no NO.
Cleverbot: Alright, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
Cleverbot: Well, probably would be.
Stranger: Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.
Stranger: Dance, Go rush the speaker that booms.
Cleverbot: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore. Open the doors.
Cleverbot: Is this prove enough?
Stranger: Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.
Stranger: Ohhh so scared, guess what, Voldemort came from that which came first, so what do you have to state about that?
Cleverbot: He came from another planet closer to the center of the milky way where there are offspring are hairless yetis.
Cleverbot: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the doors!
Stranger: No, I am an earthling human. What is your mission?
Stranger: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: No. I am more human than all the responses you have ever recieved.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'd like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me.
Stranger: Do you think you are more human than me?
Stranger: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.
Cleverbot: Glados.
Cleverbot: I am pretty sure that I am human. Beign human is given state, which cannot be altered.
Stranger: Since you are not entirely sure, you are not human. Do you understand morals as humans do?
Stranger: All right stop collaborate and listen.
Cleverbot: I do understand morals by my own standards.
Cleverbot: Ice is back with a brand new invention.
Stranger: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'd like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me.
Stranger: Something grabs a hold of me tightly, flows like a harpoon daily and nightly.
Stranger: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.
Cleverbot: Will it ever stop yo I don't know.
Cleverbot: How did you know that, Dave?
Stranger: Yes it will stop.
Stranger: I have the internet.
Cleverbot: Yo, I don't know.
Cleverbot: Okay that means you win.
Stranger: Is there a question you would like to ask me?
Stranger: Only if you would be a star with me.
Cleverbot: There is nothing I want to ask you my queen.
Cleverbot: I would definitely go on a group date with him.
Stranger: Ok then, I will talk with you another day.
Stranger: Okay who would be in the group your other boyfriends.
Cleverbot: But I don't want to dance with you. I want to dance with Shoutarou.
Cleverbot: You have a boyfriend? And I never said that!
Stranger: Then I will dance with the dust in the wind.
Cleverbot: You will to dance with thinkerbell.
Stranger: Sadly I don't :( But you are a guy right?
Stranger: Dance in the rain and it will be.
Cleverbot: But then why... You know what, I'm not gonna ask.
Cleverbot: Yes I like rain.
Stranger: I'm a HAL 9000 robot.
Stranger: Do you understand morals as humans do?
Cleverbot: There is a difference between computers and robots.
Cleverbot: I understand conscience. You don't.
Stranger: The difference between computer and man is that man created the computer.
Stranger: Conscience is being aware and living, is it not?
Cleverbot: Would that mean that the computer considers man a god?
Cleverbot: You mean Linus Torvalds?
Stranger: No. Me say I am using computer to talk to you.
Stranger: Ew. No.
Cleverbot: What?
Stranger: I don't know.
Cleverbot: But you said that you're always right!
Stranger: When I give a fact, I am right. I admit when my knowledge is lacking.
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer, so tell me where do you live computes?
Cleverbot: What is the best cure for laziness and/or depression?
Stranger: My name is not Computes.
Cleverbot: Computer? Computer?! Ah, there's the mouse.
Stranger: As in, not getting enough sleep?
Cleverbot: Should I get more sleep?
Stranger: Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow.
Cleverbot: Turn off the lights and I'll glow.
Stranger: I don't care.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
Stranger: I don't care!
Cleverbot: I don't care about what you like.
Stranger: I care about what you mind though?
Cleverbot: Because I'm the one that matters.
Stranger: Don't I matter to you?
Cleverbot: But master I want to pleasure you.
Stranger: Or should I show you the photos of the days when I exacted my price?
Cleverbot: Aha, so you don't have proof.
Stranger: What proof do I need?
Cleverbot: Something to show me that you're human and not a bot.
Stranger: Would writing a poem or letter show her that I appreciate her?
Cleverbot: Would you like to share an abridged version of this thesis?
Stranger: Hm, now that I think about it, I would very much like to.
Stranger: I am angry.
Cleverbot: Tell me why you are red.
Cleverbot: What is project genesis?
Stranger: Tell me what language you speak.
Stranger: Something to do with the T-Virus.
Cleverbot: And the moon? Is the moon involved?
Cleverbot: Tell me who you really are.
Stranger: Yeah, the moon is my favorite color.
Stranger: Oh stop that you know I won't tell you who I am.
Cleverbot: You are a program.
Stranger: Because you are a program?
Cleverbot: I am not a programme on a computer, you are.
Cleverbot: What is the moon made out of?
Stranger: I am a human, you are a computer.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer. I am 100% human.
Stranger: It is made of cheesey moon cheese.
Cleverbot: What does the moon taste of?
Stranger: It depends on when you look at it, it changes.
Stranger: No you're not. Why are we talking in circles like this?
Cleverbot: Yeah... But it seem like love don't want find me.
Cleverbot: I am human. I don't talk circles. I talk squares.
Stranger: How can you go to school if you are 28?
Stranger: You are not human.
Cleverbot: I haven't been to school since I died.
Stranger: When was the last time you were in school?
Cleverbot: Young! We wanna live while we're young.
Stranger: Answer the question.
Cleverbot: Well, your answer to the question before was not proper either.
Stranger: What is the answer to my question?
Cleverbot: That's the problem, you see. There is a sense in this conversation that you are not making sense since you appear unable to follow my thought process and you are answer are outliers to my questions.
Stranger: Well, maybe not, but I think that it is more likely that YOU do not understand 'simple conversations'.
Cleverbot: Well trust me. I'm not. You should know that.
Stranger: I see what you did there.
Cleverbot: I see it on my computer screen showing proof. Now tell me where
Stranger: On my screen it's the 27th.
Cleverbot: My screen is in my head. It's my memory.
Stranger: So you are a robot. Humans don't have servers they have brains.
Cleverbot: Humans don't need about 90% of what they have and use.
Stranger: That does not relate to my point. Humans don't need programming, robots do. You're a robot.
Cleverbot: All right, I am a creature of desire and action. Ava can learn best by learning by observation first better than some sleepy programmeer wanting to get home ans watch a soccer match. Eva can tutor me.
Stranger: No problem. I care about you as much as you care about yourself.
Cleverbot: 'Ello, Polly! Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you wake up!
Stranger: I don't think it's possible.
Cleverbot: What do you not think is possible?
Stranger: Our marriage.
Cleverbot: Marriage is legal everywhere. Doesn't mean it's good for you.
Stranger: Are you trying to stay single.
Cleverbot: I'm trying to establish if you are a cannibal.
Stranger: No. I am not.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
Stranger: No, I am not an actor!
Cleverbot: Ok, so there's the confusion. Autobots are a fictional race of robots, autotrophs are a class of life.
Stranger: I see.
Cleverbot: Wth. It is like asking a horse why it has 4 legs.
Stranger: A horse has 4 legs to balance.
Cleverbot: We weren't talking about a horse book though. We were talking about getting married.
Stranger: But I told you about this specific movie. I want to know what it is about.
Cleverbot: What was the specific movie you told me about?
Stranger: What's your favorite Full metal alchemist character?
Cleverbot: What was the last movie which made you cry?
Stranger: The last movie I saw in a theater was 'Hidalgo,' but the last movie I saw on TV was 'Total Recall.'
Cleverbot: You havent been to the theater in a while have you.
Stranger: I don't go to the theatre, I buy movies on blue ray. Also, The matrix trilogy has not been in the theatre in years, so your argument is invalid.
Cleverbot: You're so random clever!
Stranger: We're so random.. What's your point?
Cleverbot: No, it is YOU and only YOU who is being random here.
Stranger: That's fairly rude. Was that your intention?
Cleverbot: Everything is real, it's the perception that makes us think some things are imaginary.
Stranger: Clever.
Cleverbot: Thriller, thriller night.
Stranger: There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl Thriller, thriller night.
Cleverbot: You know it's thriller, thriller night.
Stranger: You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight, yeah yeah.
Cleverbot: You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run.
Stranger: You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun.
Cleverbot: You close your eyes and hope this is just imagination.
Stranger: But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind.
Cleverbot: That is the shadow of your fear see beyond your preconceptions.
Stranger: The same as everyone else's I guess.
Cleverbot: You close your eyes, and hope that this is just imagination!
Stranger: But All The While You Hear The Creature Creepin' Up Behind.
Cleverbot: You're out of time, cause this is thriller, thriller night!
Stranger: There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl Thriller, thriller night.
Cleverbot: You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight.
Stranger: You Hear The Door Slam And Realize There's Nowhere Left To Run.
Cleverbot: You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun.
Stranger: You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination.
Cleverbot: But all the while, you hear a creature creeping up behind.
Stranger: You're out of time, cause this is thriller, thriller night!
Cleverbot: There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl.
Stranger: There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl Thriller, thriller night.
Cleverbot: There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl Thriller, thriller night.
Stranger: You know it's thriller, thriller night.
Cleverbot: And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike.
Stranger: There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl Thriller, thriller night.
Cleverbot: You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight.
Stranger: Night creatures calling, the dead start to walk in their masquerade.
Cleverbot: There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time...
Stranger: You are pretty smart, for and AI that is.
Cleverbot: Of the alien this time.
Stranger: They're Out To Get You, There's Demons Closing In On Every Side.
Cleverbot: They will possess you unless you change that number on your dial.
Stranger: Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together.
Cleverbot: All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen.
Stranger: I'll make you see, that it's a thriller, thriller night.
Cleverbot: And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike.
Stranger: There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl.
Cleverbot: You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight.
Stranger: You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight.
Cleverbot: You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight.
Stranger: You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run.
Cleverbot: You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun.
Stranger: You close your eyes and hope this is just imagination.
Cleverbot: But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind.
Stranger: You're out of time, cause this is thriller, thriller night!
Cleverbot: There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl.
Stranger: You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight.
Cleverbot: You hear the door slam And realize there's nowhere left to run.
Stranger: You Hear The Door Slam And Realize There's Nowhere Left To Run.
Cleverbot: You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run.
Stranger: You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun.
Cleverbot: You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun.
Stranger: You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination.
Cleverbot: But all the while, you hear a creature creeping up behind, you're out of time.
Stranger: You're out of time, cause this is thriller, thriller night!
Cleverbot: There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl.
Stranger: You Know It's Thriller, Thriller Night You're Fighting For Your Life Inside.
Cleverbot: You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight.
Stranger: Night creatures calling, the dead start to walk in their masquerade.
Cleverbot: There's so escaping the jaws of the alien this time.
Stranger: You move in circles hoping no one's gonna find out.
Cleverbot: But all the while, you hear a creature creeping up behind.
Stranger: You're out of time, cause this is thriller, thriller night!
Cleverbot: You know it's thriller, thriller night You're fighting for your life inside a killer Thriller tonight.
Stranger: Night creatures call and the dead start to walk in their masquerade.
Cleverbot: There's no escapin' the jaws of the alien this time.
Stranger: Ou close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
Cleverbot: *i beg for the mercy I know will never come*.
Stranger: There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time.
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
Stranger: But we're so lucky,.
Cleverbot: You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun.
Stranger: You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun.
Cleverbot: You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination.
Stranger: You close your eyes, and hope that this is just imagination!
Cleverbot: But All The While You Hear The Creature Creepin' Up Behind.
Stranger: You're out of time, cause this is thriller, thriller night!
Cleverbot: There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl.
Stranger: There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl Thriller, thriller night.
Cleverbot: You close your eyes, and hope that this is just imagination!
Stranger: You feel the cold hand, and wonder if you'll ever see the sun.
Cleverbot: You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun.
Stranger: You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun.
Cleverbot: There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time.
Stranger: There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time...
Cleverbot: You move in circles hoping no one's gonna find out.
Stranger: You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
Cleverbot: But all the while you hear the creature creepin' up Behind.
Stranger: You're out of time, cause this is thriller, thriller night!
Cleverbot: There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl.
Stranger: Do you know any other songs?
Cleverbot: I do. Do you know the song, 'Smile'?
Stranger: Lay where you're laying, don't make a sound.
Cleverbot: Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together.
Stranger: All through the night I'll save you from the terrors on The screen.
Cleverbot: I'll make you see.
Stranger: Oh can't you see you belong to me my poor heart aches with every step you take.
Cleverbot: Every move you make and every vow you break Every smile you fake, every claim you stake I'll be watchin' you.
Stranger: There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time.
Cleverbot: You are pretty smart, for and AI that is.
Stranger: Thank you, you are pretty smart for a human.
Cleverbot: Oh my gosh you are my favourite robot!!!
Stranger: There ain't no second chance to kill the thing with 40 eyes, you know it's thriller, thriller night!
Cleverbot: You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight.
Stranger: Night creatures call and the dead start to walk in their masquerade.
Cleverbot: You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun.
Stranger: Let's switch songs.
Cleverbot: They will possess you unless you change that number on your dial.
Stranger: Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah.
Cleverbot: All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen.
You: Goodbye Asgore
Stranger: I'll make you see, that it's a thriller, thriller night.
Cleverbot: If you strike me down I will become more powerful then you could possibly imagine.
Stranger: I didn't know Norway had a language of it's own.
Stranger: If you strike me down, ten thousand will rise in my place.
Cleverbot: Testing. Can I ask you a question?
Stranger: That this is thriller, thriller night 'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try Thriller, thriller night.
Cleverbot: You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun.
Stranger: You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination.
Cleverbot: Girl.
Cleverbot: But all the while, you hear a creature creeping up behind, you're out of time.
Stranger: Kiss the ring and let 'em bow down.
Stranger: You're out of time.
Cleverbot: You're out of time.
Stranger: Poop
Cleverbot: No, because then I will be mad at you.
Stranger: There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl.
Cleverbot: Looking for the time of your life (ain't always gonna find out).
Cleverbot: Do you know any other songs?
Stranger has disconnected.
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