The Chronicles of Meowers: The Coming of Cat Pals

elishia: oh no the kitties are escaping

eliens: we have to save them

elishia: shes going to find out!!!

eliens: we cant lett him find out about the kitties!!!

eliens: we have to find goidenmeowers

meowers: i havent seen you in a lon time i was looking at the past at it!

elishia: lets go save Cat Pals!!!

30 meconds later

meowers: hey lets look outside the window to see nothing bad is hapening outside

Trisian: hey im bback from the last short movie!

elishia: hi welcome back trisian!!!

narator: trisian and elishia go upstairs to see the other person in their bedroom so they can go to sleep and watch catpals without eliens and meowers :(

trisian: hey you wanna watch catpals

elishia: what are you doing

trisian: looking at my posts. wow the size got bigger just looking at you

elishia: do you want me to make your post count bigger

trisian: yeah go ahead and play with it

elishia: ok! wow it feels really good in my mouth haha

trisian: hey wanna watch some catpals and chill???

elishia: (choing) y.. yea i think your post count is getting even bigger and the package is leaving

sudenly!!!

eliens: elishia what are you doing???

elishia: im makeing trisians post count bigger

eliens: witout me? let me help you wit tat

narator: elishia and eliens help make trisians post count bigger UNTIL...

niceman: what the fuck is this shit

eliens: oh no he knows our secret!!!

niceman: you're twelve and you're sucking off a fucking dog

elishia: no this is trisian and he can talk and we are trying to make his post count bigger

niceman: what i have never seen so much autism what the fuck are you guys doing?

meowers: i put the the syrainge in nicemans arm

niceman: why the fuck do you say your actions out loud

narator: niceman dodges meowers syrainge and smashes her head against the wall, makeing her unconshious

eliens: i must protect goiden!!!

narator: niceman grabs elien by his neck and slams him through the ground

elishia: eliens nooo!

niceman: alright, i know you guys cant act this autistic unless you are underage. I'm afraid ill have to contact the administrators.

elishia: Our cover has been blown, brothers. We must not let others figure out.

narator: elishia revels her truth colors two nicemin, bein soeone who she achtualli isnt. nicemin is contating authority but can he do it in teim?

niceman: yeah yeah whatever im calling greg

elishia: No. You must not.

narator: elishia gets on all fores, and slowly crawls to nicemin

niceman: what the fuck...

elishia: It's time to show you my real self.

narator: elishia transforms into a really old peerson (xd) who iz like um around um 18 year old and looks a lot like cat pals.

elishia: Niceman... I've loved you for years. I... I was just trapped in this other body. It just... took control of me.

niceman: i dont even know you... but i guess you're over 13. are you 18 by any chance?

elishia: Well... If i show you something... will you believe me?

narator: niceman loks at her n a smily wey... somethin in his pants agree wit him too

niceman: fuck yeah, let me get my pants off.

elishia: Babe... You really want to?

narator: elishia take her shirt of, an there come out 2 white orange with a thing in middle of it

niceman: holy fuck those are some nice tits

elishia: Come over here, babe. By the way, you wanna see what i can do with that big, throbbing dick of yours?

narator: nicemin come closer, with his banana realy big idk why can someon tel me y that banana is so bi>>?

niceman: Wow... your tits are really fucking soft against my dick.

elishia: I told you babe, after i left that other body, i developed more. I am an advanced human. In the distant future, I am not even a 5 to most people.

niceman: oh babe id love to see some bitches in the future then... but you're still perfect to me.

elishia: You're only saying that because im playing with your small little cock.

niceman: wait what the fuck did you say?

elishia: Oh... sorry. In the future, the average phallus size is around eight inches due to the amount of male enhancement pills the last generation used. Everyone uses them now.

niceman: whatever. dont call my dick small i have insecurities. keep putting your fat tits around my dick.

elishia: I'll do a little more then that.

narator: elishia get her tast devic on nicemin banana. but the skin of banana is disguting... y wud she do tat?

niceman: wow your tounge is like a babies ass.

elishia: youve touched a babies ass before?

niceman: no its a figure of speech... stop talking and keep licking my dick.

narator: sudenly some person came trough the front door of the cat pals hous

elishia: Are you about to climax, babe?

niceman: taste my thick sour cream bitch lmao

narator: th banana started to oze milk but the milk wasnt cremy. when did banana hav mil? is tis actualy banana?

elishia: Wow. I never knew how good non-genetically enhanced semen tasted.

niceman: if you love my dick so much, how about we go for round 2? looking at you my dick wont go soft in a million years

elishia: What is that noise?

???: It's your boyfriend, of course!

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elishia: Oh. Hi, boyfriend. Don't mind me, just giving this man i know a good paizuri. Where have you been for so long?

???: Elishia, what-

elishia: What did you call me?

???: Cat Pals, what on earth do you think youre doing?

elishia: Saving this planet.

niceman: hey could you guys tell me what the fuck is going on i just thought i was getting tittyfucked by some chick from the future

narator: ncieman put his shivled bannana awey an clean up his bannana milk

elishia: I have come from fifty years in the future to relay a message to you, our only hope.

niceman: spit it out already

elishia: Our world is rul-

niceman: no spit out the cum in your mouth its disgusting while youre trying to talk and it just sticks to your tongue and shit it looks like you just had a tuna sandwich with a whole jar of mayo

elishia: Niceman...

niceman: nigga do it

narator: elishia ate te banna juice. digusing!

elishia: (sighs) Anyways, my world is currently being ruled by a dictatorial figure only known as "Cheese".  He is the supreme leader of the Big Dick Alliance, a terror organization that only recruits men with monster sized phalluses. They pillage cities with their penises and rape old men and women to death, capturing the mature women for procreation. After they destroy the cities, they set up jails in the area to imprision these women for sexual intercourse until they die of starvation. Currently, they control 73% of all of earths land.

niceman: cool, where do i come in

elishia: Well, back in my world, we tested the DNA of a semen sample that was mailed to us from an unknown person, saying it had "special properties." The semen in this sample was from you. The semen held the last piece of the puzzle to our chode formula: a serum that shrunk the size and increased the width of the penis that was injected with it. This proved penises to be useless, which would be the answer to defeating the Big Dick Alliance.

???: Also, Cat Pals is the leader of the Rebellion. She and I lead an army of small dick and big dick men to release the innocent men and women being tortured by these subhuman creatures. We are currently losing the fight, and we need you to help us or our world is doomed.

niceman: nigga this sounds hella cliche who the fuck are you anyways

???: Oh, I forgot. My name is Gabidou. You can just call me Fatty if you want.

niceman: but youre pretty skinn- oh i got the joke thats bretty funny actually. also sorry for like tittyfucking your woman she just has some irresistible knockers and you know you cant pass up that shit

gabidou: No, thats fine. In my society, cheating on your significant other is perfectly normal. However, you must watch your significant other getting or giving sex in order to not break tradition.

niceman: lol youre a cuck
anyways elishia how do we get to the future where the dudes with the dicks are

elishia: Here. Put your hands on my bosom, both of you. I have time traveling properties, but only when you touch my lewd parts.

niceman: nigga why does everything have to be sexual

gabidou: Don't ask, just grab my girlfriends boobs.

narator: ncieman n gabdoo tuch catpal milk producer an diseper frem te rom