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- >You are Anonymous, guitarist and roommate to Octavia Melody and Vinyl Scratch.
- >You've been living with them for a while.
- >You met them during one of your shows, and got some drinks with them.
- >One thing led to another, and now you share a bed with the two of them.
- >You can't say you're complaining.
- >Bedding two bisexual ladies was a fantasy of yours back on Earth.
- >But this was about more than just sex.
- >They were genuinely fun to hang out with.
- >"Vinyl, have you seen my cello?"
- >"It's in the living room hun, I polished it off for you!"
- >"Thank you dear!"
- >You have to admit, it was weird seeing Vinyl act so civilized.
- >How did she put it?
- >"I can't party all the time, sometimes I just wanna relax."
- >As much of a handful as she was for Tavi, she did care deep down.
- >When you asked how two mares like them ended up together, their answer was simple.
- >They were both highly respected in their fields.
- >Vinyl was fun to be around, even if she could be a bit of a mess.
- >And... well, Octavia was highly bangworthy, and generally fun to be with.
- >Also the one that kept the place in order.
- >You once jokingly called her Momtavia.
- >She slapped you, but didn't mind the idea of it.
- >Vinyl joked about being the dad.
- >You accused them of only wanting you for your fingers.
- >They spent all night cuddling you and kissing your face.
- >You were only joking, but you won't turn down cuddles.
- "Morning girls, what're we doing today?"
- >They turned to you and smiled.
- >"Good morning Anon."
- >"Now it's a party."
- >You all sit down to eat breakfast.
- >Vinyl made some awesome blueberry waffles.
- >You helped clean up the table.
- "We got any customers to play for today? Any shows?"
- >They both smiled at each other.
- >"I'm afraid not, looks like you'll get to hang out with us today."
- >"Yeah, shame you have to put up with us with nothing to do."
- >You grinned, these girls.
- "I can think of worse things. You wanna go hang out in the park?"
- >They both nodded.
- >The three of you set off towards Ponyville's park.
- >It was weird, not being in Canterlot.
- >But Vinyl said she wanted to come back to her hometown.
- >Something about how the new Princess needed musicians.
- >You think she just got homesick.
- >Octavia was surprisingly lax about the whole thing.
- >She found the countryside quaint.
- >Apparently she had a cousin living in Ponyville.
- "Actually... can we meet your famous cousin, Tavi?"
- >She got really flustered.
- >"Y-you don't want to meet her, she's not that interesting!"
- >She did a little nervous dance.
- "Now I think I really want to meet her."
- >She hung her head, "Fine, let's go find her farm."
- >Oh, this was gonna be good.
- >You stood in front of a small peach farm.
- >Sweet Peach Acres.
- >The Apple Family ran deep, and dipped into other markets.
- >They did have relatives who worked with other fruit, for some reason.
- >You heard a lovely little folkish tune being played.
- >The three of you followed the sound to a pretty looking mare.
- >Not just pretty, she looked remarkably like Octavia.
- >She had colors like a scarecrow, but she was Tavi's cousin alright.
- >You clapped out of reflex.
- >She turned around with a frown.
- >"I don't like bein' interrupted... Tavi!"
- >She ran up to her and gave her a big hug.
- >"It's been too long cousin! How've you been?"
- >She returned the hug, "Well you two, meet my cousin."
- >She gave the three of you a flourish, tossing her hat into the air.
- >"Fiddlesticks Harmonica, at your service!"
- >The hat landed right back on her head, nice trick.
- >"So cousin, what brings you to Ponyville?"
- >Octavia gives a nervous laugh.
- >"Well, we've been living here for a while."
- >Fiddlesticks lets out a fake gasp.
- >"And you never visited me? For shame!"
- >She giggles, "I would've helped you move into your house y'know?"
- >"I guess she thought we'd find you embarrassing."
- >Vinyl gives Fiddle a hoofbump.
- >"So you're the DJ I've heard so much about."
- >She whistles, and looks at Tavi.
- >"You sure know how to pick 'em!"
- >She blushes, "T-thanks Fiddle."
- >Looking at you, the farmpony laughs.
- >"Pardon me, but I can't tell if you're a minotaur or not."
- "Do I look like I have horns? I'm a human."
- >She shrugs, "Never heard of 'em."
- "I haven't met any others in this land. I might be the only one of my kind here."
- >"I dunno, you look kinda like an ape."
- "... Uh, that's cause humans are part of the Great Ape family."
- >"So..."
- "No, it doesn't work like that."
- >"I dunno, I've known some kinky unicorns, like that one time-"
- >"Cousin, sweetie! Dear, I think that's enough. Maybe we should just relax in the fields?"
- >Octavia pulls her in for a hug, "Like old times?"
- >The four of you just watched clouds roll by.
- >You wrapped your arms around Tavi and Vinyl.
- "It's been too long since we just relaxed."
- >"Yeah... feels nice, not having to worry about what high society thinks of you."
- >"Just chillin' with you guys, I don't need any parties to enjoy that."
- >"Sounds like you three haven't had much of a chance to relax since you got here."
- "Hah, where do I start? Should I tell you about how Vinyl and I got into a rap battle?"
- >"I heard Rhyme Buster and Beat Rhythm were in town, you were there?"
- >"Oh totally! Anon over here was getting sick of their boasting."
- "Alright, alright. I'll tell the story."
- >You are flashback Anon, and you decided to take the girls to a show.
- >Now you wish you'd stayed home.
- >"So any of you fillies and colts wanna try and step to us?"
- >You let out a yawn, you were never amused by tryhards.
- >It's one thing when people in show business hype things up.
- >You didn't mind magicians showing off for the crowd.
- >You wished that these guys would just get to the music.
- >Apparently, yawning was the wrong choice.
- >"You there! The freak in the suit!"
- >You look around, before pointing to yourself.
- >"Yeah, the hornless minotaur!"
- >You bet your horn was still longer than theirs'.
- "Just get to the music, will you? You're starting to bore me."
- >He grimaced, "Like you could do any better!"
- "Maybe I can! Come on Vinyl, let's kick some ass!"
- >The two of you made your way up onto the stage.
- >They tossed you a couple of microphones.
- >Making sure they worked properly, you stood there, waiting for them to get started.
- >Rhyme turned to the crowd, "Are you ready Ponyville?!"
- >"The freakshow and his little DJ friend are gonna take us on!"
- >Beat chimed in, "We're gonna teach you why we're the best rappers around!"
- >"Look at him, aren't minotaurs supposed to be buff?"
- >"He doesn't even really look all that tough!"
- >You glared at them.
- "That's because I'm not a minotaur."
- >You took off your jacket and tossed it behind you.
- "I'm a human, and I only have one thing to say to you before we get started."
- >They both looked at each other, "What?"
- "I am sick of listening to your bullshit."
- >Beat started up his rhythm.
- >Rhyme readied his mic.
- >"Yo it's Rhyme Buster, and I'm bustin' out some sick rhymes!"
- >"And it's Beat Rhythm, spittin' slick tunes right on time!"
- >"We'll make you lose your mind, leave you behind!"
- >"You stepped to the wrong Gs!"
- >"Give your girl the better Ds!"
- >"Go on home, all alone, left on your own!"
- >"After we're done you'll have nothing to bone!"
- >If that's all they got, this'll be easy.
- "You sure like to talk about your junk."
- "Someone might think you two share a bunk!"
- >"His horn's bigger than your's, by the way."
- >"I'd take him over you chumps any day!"
- "I've heard better raps from the local school!"
- >"How does it feel knowing you ain't that cool?"
- "You guys are just a couple of two-bit tools."
- >"The both of you are a pair of washed-up fools!"
- "We're smarter, faster, stronger, tougher, better."
- >"You wanna file a complaint? Write us a letter."
- "You picked a fight with the wrong pair."
- >"They don't even have any flair!"
- >"You two really grind my gears."
- >"We'll make you shed some tears!"
- >"A hairless minotaur, and a DJ dyke!"
- >"How does it feel to know you're riding a bike?"
- >"I bet you don't need any lube!"
- >"Not to fit inside of her tube!"
- >"Everypony knows she's banging that prissy mare!"
- >"The one that can't even stand to mess up her hair!"
- >"So take that cello bow and stick it up your rear!"
- >"Cause the two of us have got nothing to fear!"
- >Vinyl was getting ready to fire back when someone else took her mic.
- >Well shit, you weren't expecting her to get up here.
- >Octavia looked pretty pissed.
- >"I'll have you know that she's not some sort of common whore."
- >"As Anon here would say, I'll knock your ass right on the floor!"
- >"The two of you have no style, no class, no grace!"
- >"All you've made me want is to put you in a brace!"
- >"You are both completely and utterly crude."
- >"What mare would want a mate so filthy and rude?"
- >"I may be a prissy mare, but I don't care!"
- >"Certainly not about my hair, even messy I still look fair!"
- >"I think you two should just pack your things and be leaving."
- >"You are in our hood now, stay and you will be grieving."
- >"I'll see to it myself, you will get no help."
- >"Now run along, you insignificant whelps."
- >She dropped the mic, and Vinyl just barely caught it.
- >"Dude, that was awesome. Thanks for sticking up for me."
- "I didn't know you had it in you. A bit proper, but it worked."
- >RB and BR were pretty mad.
- >"Yeah well, shut up!"
- >"We're still cool!"
- >"We're relevant!"
- >The crowd started laughing at them and leaving.
- >"Pay attention to us!"
- >The three of you decided to go home.
- >"You can't just walk away! Get back here!"
- "Sure we can, we're done. Have fun with your rep, mates."
- >You heard some equipment being broken in rage.
- >Not your problem.
- >You all shared a giggle from that story.
- "I about lost my shit when Tavi got up on the stage."
- >"Yeah, who knew she'd throw down a rap?"
- >She blushed, "Just couldn't take them talking about you two like that."
- >She scooched over and gave the two of you a peck on the cheek.
- >"I love the two of you."
- >You nuzzled her.
- "Love you too, Tavi."
- >Vinyl had scooted over and wrapped her hooves around Tavi's chest.
- >"Don't forget about your best mare, I'll always love you!"
- >Octavia was crimson red, "Y-yeahthanksIloveyouguys."
- >Fiddlesticks invited you inside for her peach pie.
- >If she could cook like Tavi or Vinyl, you were in for a treat.
- >You knew she'd be able to cook, she was part of the Apple Family.
- >"Ah, I missed your cooking dear cousin."
- >"If you visited more often you'd get more!"
- >Octavia sighed, regret in her eyes.
- >"You know my relationship with the rest of the family has been... strained."
- >"I was wondering where you were during the reunion."
- >Tavi giggled, "I was moving back in here, I told Granny Smith I wouldn't be able to make it."
- >Fiddle laughed, "Now I get why they said we were all here. You're home now Tavi."
- >"I still prefer the big city, but there is a certain je nais se quoi about Ponyville."
- >Fiddle got serious for a moment, "You know the family forgave you a long time ago, right?"
- >"I still feel bad about ruining that bake sale. I spent years teaching myself how to cook better after that."
- >"Tavi, nopony blamed you. We knew your talent was with music, not food."
- >"Still, I cut myself off. Wasn't my best choice, but now I'm here to try and make amends."
- "You're also here because you love me and Vinyl."
- >"Oh hush you, I'm being serious for a moment."
- >"Aren't you always serious?"
- >She gives Vinyl a kiss.
- >"There, satisfied?"
- >She nods, a little grin on her face.
- >"Well, Applejack's harvesting apples right now, you could go help her out."
- "We've got nothing better to do."
- >"But Applejack is really tough and stubborn and-"
- "You're afraid of how she'll react, aren't you?"
- >She shuffles around in her seat.
- >"Y-yes. I'm not one to disappoint, but I have a feeling it's my only choice this time."
- >You give her a pat on the head.
- "Don't worry, everything will be fine."
- >You part ways with Fiddlesticks, thanking her for the lunch.
- "Let's go fix some family ties, shall we?"
- >The three of you headed off to Sweet Apple Acres.
- >Octavia was nervous the whole way.
- "What's wrong?"
- >"What's wrong? Oh nothing, just that I've been putting this off for a while."
- >She frowned.
- >"An ancient centaur attacked our town and drained our magic, I should've visited back then."
- >She had a good point.
- "Luckily you guys had me, Mr. No Magic!"
- >"I almost thought you were broken with the way he flung you."
- "Look if he wasn't so big, stabbing him totally would've worked."
- >"Really now?"
- "Yeah, I would've went for the eyes, then I would've-"
- >"I don't need the image in my head, please."
- "Heh, sorry. I just couldn't stand watching him drain you two."
- >"Bro, you were in the hospital for like a week and a half because of how hard he threw you!"
- >Vinyl hugs your leg.
- >"You're lucky you're still with us man!"
- "I'm lucky he didn't break my spine, though I do have a badass scar now."
- >"That's because you cut your arm with the knife after getting thrown across the room."
- "Shh, nobody needs to know that."
- >Tavi rolled her eyes, "You two would be lost without me."
- "Yeah, but you'd be bored to death without us."
- >"I'd certainly be saner."
- >"For better, or worse?"
- >"... Being driven crazy is worth it for you two."
- >You finally got to the apple orchard.
- >It was... huge.
- >Apple trees as far as the eye could see and then some.
- >The centerpiece of it all was a homestead and a barn.
- >The three of you had some walking to do.
- >On the way you ran into a trio of fillies.
- >They looked up at you in awe.
- >"Wooow, what are you?"
- >You crouched down, petting their heads.
- "Name's Anonymous, but you can call me Anon. I'm a human."
- >"What's a hoo-man?"
- >"You look like a minotaur without horns."
- >"Do you have a Cutie Mark?"
- "Nope, we gotta figure out our talents on our own."
- >"You mean you're a blank flank?"
- "I got a lot of talents, don't need a mark to tell me what to do."
- >You gave them a hug.
- "Don't worry, you'll find your talents someday."
- >"Thanks mister, see you later!"
- >Octavia smiled.
- >"I see little Apple Bloom is growing into a fine young mare."
- "The one that looked like an apple?"
- >"Gee, how did you know?"
- "Lucky guess."
- >"You certainly are a lucky one, aren't you?"
- "Guess I just make my own luck."
- >"Howdy y'all!... Octavia? Is that you?"
- >Applejack was carrying a couple baskets of apples.
- >"Hello Applejack, I would've visited sooner but I was moving in, and then you were always so busy."
- >She laughs, "Guess it took getting drained by that monster to worry about you."
- >AJ sat the baskets down and gave her a hug.
- >"Ain't nopony blaming you sugarcube, you knew that as well as the rest of us."
- >"... How long you been here?"
- >Tavi blushes, "Um... since the family reunion?"
- >"Y'all got some catching up to do. I'll let you off the hook this time."
- >She gives her a pat on the back, "So! Mind introducing me to your friends there?"
- >"This is Vinyl Scratch, the DJ."
- >"Howdy Vinyl, been a while. How've you been?"
- >"I've been pretty good, I can't complain."
- >"... How's she been?"
- >"Oh pretty good, you should see her in-"
- >"Please not in front of the family dear."
- >Applejack just laughed, "Least she can get you to loosen up."
- >"And this is Anonymous, he plays the guitar and isn't half-bad at singing either."
- "Please, just call me Anon. It's what everyone calls me."
- >"You're a tall one, ain'tcha?"
- "Mama grew them tall, I suppose."
- >She chuckles, she has a hearty laugh.
- >"I suppose she did, what are you anyway? If'n you don't mind me asking, that is."
- "It's a fair question, I'm a human. The minotaur without horns comparison is apt, but not accurate."
- >You point to your feet.
- "No hooves, also we generally wear clothing because we have little to no fur."
- >"You like to talk, don'tcha? Well, that's alright. So do I. Why don't you come in for dinner?"
- >You just ate, didn't you?
- >No wait, that was before the trip across the entire town, and walking through a big stretch of orchard.
- "Sounds great."
- >You thought the other girls had great cooking.
- >You took one bite of AJ's apple pie and nearly fell over from how good it was.
- "This is the best motherfucking apple pie I've ever eaten, holy shit how do you even?"
- >It was perfect, you tried to find a flaw.
- >You couldn't.
- >This couldn't be possible, but here you are, eating the perfect apple pie.
- >AJ blushes, "Aw come on now, I ain't that good."
- >"You better be! I taught you how to make those things."
- >"I mean, yes I am the best! Thank you for realizing that."
- >She looked over at Granny Smith, sweating a little.
- >Granny just nodded, and went back to sleep.
- >Note to self, don't piss off grandma.
- >"Anyway, that's how we ended up here."
- >"Fascinating tale you got there Tavi, glad to have you back!"
- >"Thank you, it means a lot to hear you say that."
- >"You know what we say, once an Apple..."
- >"... Always an Apple. I was a fool. I hope you can forgive me."
- >"We already have, Octavia."
- >You didn't even hear the other guy walk by, you were so focused on the pie.
- "Whoa, where'd you come from big guy?"
- >He gave you a little smile, "Name's Big Macintosh, but you can call me Big Mac."
- "Anonymous, but please just call me Anon."
- >You looked him over, the epitome of stallions.
- >Much better than that Blueblood guy you had to entertain once.
- >You wouldn't mind being his Little Mac, but two girls were enough for you.
- >"Yo Anon, eyes over here dude. Didn't know you swung our way."
- >You snap out of it, looking at Vinyl.
- "Because all of the other stallions we've met have been uptight pricks."
- >She laughs, "You're still mad about Blueblood forcing you to do a private show, right?"
- >You'd brought it up before, he was at some shows the three of you played at.
- "He didn't even tip that well, stingy little asshole."
- >"But if you please him he won't stop talking about how good you are."
- "Sounds like you had to deal with him too."
- >"Had to get my hoofs off the ground somehow, didn't I?"
- >You look at the time.
- "Well, we should probably get going."
- >"Come back soon y'all! You're always welcome here at Sweet Apple Acres!"
- >She hands you a basket full of apples.
- "You are the best farmer I've ever known."
- >"Thanks sugarcube."
- >She hands Octavia a recipe.
- >Whispering into her ear, you see Tavi smile.
- >"Thank you, I appreciate it."
- "What's that?"
- >"You'll just have to wait until tomorrow morning."
- "Fine, well let's go now."
- >The three of you started to leave.
- >"Hold it right there, missy!"
- >You turn around, Granny Smith had a frown.
- >"You didn't think you were leavin' without givin' me a hug, did you?"
- >Tavi gives her a warm smile, and goes over to hug her.
- >"Thank you young'un. Means a lot that you came back."
- >"You were always there for me Granny."
- >"Aww, you know I ain't your granny."
- >"You're the Apple Family's granny, so you're my granny."
- >"I'm just a mare, same as you."
- "Weren't you there for the founding of Ponyville? How are you still alive?"
- >"Because somepony has to take care of these whippersnappers!"
- >She thinks for a moment.
- >"Also, I came across an artifact when we were settling the area."
- >She laughs, "Guess I should've figured it out a hundred and thirty years ago, huh?"
- >Note to self, really don't piss off Granny.
- >"If I focus I can get ta lookin' like I used to. All the stallions were after me back then."
- >She molds her face into something more youthful.
- >Oh that just ain't right.
- >Must be why it was a curse, cause damn she used to be a looker.
- >Note to self, Granny Smith was once a MILF.
- >Also don't piss her off ever because that was terrifying.
- >You were back at home sweet home.
- >The three of you got ready for bed.
- >"Hey Anon, could you play us that one song?"
- "I know a lot of songs, which one do you want?"
- >"The one you were playing when we asked you to come to the bar with us."
- "Ah, that one. I never understood why you two liked it so much."
- >"It's very calming. A nice thing to sleep on."
- >You made sure your guitar was tuned, and got to playing.
- >It was a slow, somber and melancholy tune.
- >But it was very soothing, and had an uplifting ending.
- >You got into bed with them and cuddled up.
- >"Thank you Anon, that was lovely."
- "Almost as lovely as the two of you."
- >"Good night Anon."
- >"We love you dude."
- >They both gave you a kiss on the cheek.
- >It was moments like this that made it all worth it.
- >Quiet nights holding each other tight.
- >You looked over at their sleeping faces.
- >It felt good to see them so peaceful.
- >The smiles on their faces filled you with joy.
- >You went to sleep, content with yourself.
- >You woke up the next morning.
- >You gave Vinyl a kiss.
- "Morning Vinyl..."
- >You turned to Octavia.
- >She wasn't there.
- >The smell of apple pie entered the room.
- >You went downstairs, carrying Vinyl in your arms.
- >"I can walk dude, this is so girly!... But you are comfy."
- >You saw Octavia wearing an apron, baking apple pies.
- "... So that's what she gave you."
- >She turns around and smiles.
- >"Surprise! I'm making your favorite!"
- >You gave Vinyl a squeeze and ran over to give Octavia a kiss.
- "Have I ever told you two how much I love you?"
- >She giggles, "Always... but thank you."
- The End.
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