You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Is this Zayn?
You: Who is this ?
Stranger: Heather
You: !!!!
You: its me zayn , !!!
Stranger: Really?
You: ofcourse heather .
You: how are oyu
You: *u
Stranger: Wonderful! I havent seen you in so long!
You: Yeah . :D
You: u there ?
Stranger: Yea!
You: its so amazing chatting with you again
Stranger: Yea, and guess what!
You: what !
Stranger: You know how when you and me were little I had to move away?
You: yeah :(
Stranger: Im moving back to Bradford!!!
You: wowowowow !!!!!
Stranger: I know!
You: thats amazing heather !!
Stranger: I know! I cant wait to see you agian!
You: and i cant wait to see you too :)
Stranger: :)
You: give your id or something so we can stay in touch :)
Stranger: Ok! What do you want? My Kik or number?
You: gmail , facebook , yahoo ?
You: ?
Stranger: My Gmail is: z**isfan*******@gmail.com My Kik is: Zo*******kson And my number is: 72*7*16**9
You: awesome , its been so long since we met :)
Stranger: I know:D
You: i cant wait .
You: I bet you have gotten a lot prettier :)
Stranger: :) Your making me blush!
You: :D
Stranger: When can you text me?
You: I dont know .
You: when are u arriving in bradford ?
Stranger: In 2 days!
You: nice .
Stranger: :)))
Stranger: When does your tour start?
You: You know heather , i always thought you were the most pretty girl ever .
You: and i am not even flirting .
You: 100 % truth
Stranger: :0 Really?
Stranger: *-*
You: yeah dear .
You: why dont u think so ???
Stranger: I always get called ulgy:/
You: Please , thats bullshit !
You: you are really pretty if u ask me :)
You: you always were
You: always will be ..
Stranger: Thank you so much!!!
You: nothing to thank about , its just the truth :)
Stranger: Im dont have the same color hair tho!
You: why what did you do ?
Stranger: I dip-died it blue
You: i liked your original color , but bkue sounds cool :)
Stranger: :) The blue is coming out tho!
You: ok.
Stranger: How has you broken hand been?
You: Yeah its allright now , better .
You: hey heather when can we meet ?? i cant wait .
Stranger: I cant wait to get to Bradford! I broke my foot last week:/
You: ouch , sorry .
You: are you better now ?
Stranger: Tommorrow Im getting my cast off!
You: awesome . Where can we meet heather ?
You: do you have fb ?
Stranger: In 2 days! Yea I have Facebook!
You: id
Stranger: Do you?
Stranger: D***y S***es
Stranger: Yours?
You: My id got lost , but i will text you as soon as i make one :)
Stranger: OK:)))
You: Hey heather can i tell you something .
Stranger: Sure!
You: I am not really zayn , i was just pretending to be . I dont even know you , but i have all your information now . Your id , kik , fb , EVEN YOUR NUMBER ! Man americans are so gullible . Dont mind ok :)
You: U there ?
You: sorry :P
You: Please talk to me .
You: HEATHER PFFUIT :D !!!!
Stranger: Why would you do that to me?
You: Umm sorry , i guess . Just having some fun . But dont worry , your info is safe with me .
You: Did i hurt you ?
Stranger: YES!!!
You: :(
You: sorry i didnt mean to :(
You: i will be your zayn .
You: Please dont cry .
You: You are still beautiful .
Stranger: YOU HAVENT EVEN SEEN ME!!!
Stranger: Zayn wouldnt do that to me!
You: BUt u seem beautiful by the way u speak .
You: Btw who is this zayn ?
You: zayn malik ?
You: ??
Stranger: Yea. Why?
You: Nothing , really you met him ?
Stranger: We grew up together!
You: you're joking right -_-
You: please are you crying ?
You: I am sorry :(
You: Heather sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry
You: i swear i wont use your personal info anywhere
You: i swear i swear
You: sorry if i hurt your feelings
You: sorry heather didnt mean to , i though you were playing along :(
You: i thought u got the joke
Stranger: Fuck you.
You: sorry heather :(
You: can i make it up to u
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Bye.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.