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The Handoff

Scene Opens on a park bench with THE INFORMANT sitting on it. He checks his watch. THE AGENT arrives and sits on the bench.
THE INFORMANT
what’s the code sign?
THE AGENT
Not even a hello?
THE INFORMANT
Don’t mess around with me. What’s the call sign?
THE AGENT
I do not like green eggs and ham.
THE INFORMANT
See? Was that hard? You secret agent types are so cocky. Did you bring my payment?
THE AGENT
Of course.
[the agent removes a briefcase from behind the bench]
Do you have the drive?
INFORMANT
Yeah. Here it is.
[hands the drive to AGENT]
All the info obtained from the S.P.Y.D.E.R servers using the virus you S.A.M people gave me.
AGENT
Excellent.
INFORMANT
Hey hey hey woah. Woah. Hey. C’mon. your organization said you’d protect me! I stuck my neck out for you guys. And once S.P.Y.D.E.R finds out what I’ve done, they’ll send their Arachnids after me.
AGENT
You have nothing to worry about. Everything you need to start your new life is in the briefcase.
INFORMANT
Yeah, sure. I’ll check for myself. I trust S.A.M almost as little as I trust S.P.Y.D.E.R.
[opens the briefcase] hey, what is this? Why is this case full of plastic…spiders…
[looks at THE AGENT]
Oh god.
[THE AGENT smiles and stabs THE INFORMANT. He slumps over, dead]
AGENT
The Tarantula sends his regards.
[leaves]
END