Puuchu the Lich Apprentice3

> Twilight has decided to show you the market place in light of the fact that she needs more cereal.
> She begins by pointing out who the various ponies are. She also explains the monetary system and how Equestria functions as a whole, and the roles the various ponies have.

> Puuchu used Question
"So I noticed there is a severe lack of spicy foods."

> Twilight has become confused
> twilight "But I thought Liches don't need to eat?"

"Doesn't mean we can't enjoy a fine salsa."

>In the depths of Hell Anon the Lich, Barbara Streisand, and Lucifer are playing Magic the Gathering. Anon is using a tribal zombie deck, Barbara is playing a mill deck, where Lucifer is rocking a Green/White Life deck.
Anon: "That reminds me, Puuchu wanted me to give this to you guys. It's some salsa he made recently. This is one of the few things he is actually good at."

Lucifer:"FUCK THAT IS SOME SPICY SHIT! It's hotter than hell!" [spoiler] sorry guys had to do it [/spoiler]

Barbara:"Have him make more, this is delicious. Uhmph"

>??? "Howdy Twilight, who's ya friend?"

> Twilight:"Oh, hello Applejack this is Puuchu. He is Anon's new student."
> AJ:"Ya don' look to good. Hear take sum of mah apples. They'll make ya right chipper like a Beaver with braces."

"Ok thanks. But I only like apples that are crisp and juicy all the way to the core. An audible snap to them is a must."

> AJ:"Are ya sayin not all apples are equal? Are ya?"
> Aj's previously pleasant manner turn hostile and accusing

"Well. Yes."

>AJ stares you down for a moment and then grins saying
>AJ:"Woowee, He's a keeper. He stood his ground an diden afraid of anythang."

[spoiler]open the picture now [/spoiler]
> And the market place says "Wut?"

> Just as you and twilight are about to question applejack further you hear a loud dramatic gasp from behind you.

???" How could ANYTHING wear such a drab outfit? Why there are holes littered throughout that rag your wearing. This simply will not do."

"Alex Trebek, I would like the category : Who's that ponymon for 500."

Alex trebek :" this pony has a white coat and whines in a pitch high enough to cause a living thing to bleed from the ears"

"Who is rarity?"

>rarity:"Why that is me Darling. I am the owner of Carousel Boutique. And the pony in change of giving you a new wardrobe. Come with moi if you want to be fabulous."

> you turn the good side of your face towards rarity.
"I'm sorry but I do not have any bits to my name yet. I will have to respectively decline your offer."

> rarity:" darling it would be a crime against fashion if I were to let you go about in such Dismal wash cloths. Don't worry about bits, I make more than enough as it is."

[spoiler] [quick word from the author: imma snuggle you] [/spoiler]

>Very pleased with Rarity's answer you turn to face her and you are about to graciously thank her when again she Gasps.
"My name is Puuchu. I Am Anon's apprentice. It is a pleasure to meet you Madame Rarity."

>You then grow a Mr. Pringles Mustache as Rarity faints, in the most dramatic way possible of course.