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  1. #define SWAG "w"
  2. #define YOLOSWAGHASHTAG main()
  3. #define ERMAGHERD void
  4. #define WTFBBQ program()
  5. #define YOLO "/home/wayne/shittytest.txt"
  6. #define TRUE goto
  7. #define FALSE poop
  8. #define YOU 'U'
  9. #define YOURMOTHER int
  10. #define FAT char
  11. #define LARGE FILE
  12. #define FUCK case
  13. #define STUFF <stdio.h>
  14. #define NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT break;
  15. #define HASHTAG fopen
  16. #define ISFAT ducksizedhorse = ' ';
  17. #define LOL void
  18. #define PENIS *horsesizedduck;
  19. #define BALL {
  20. #define SACK }
  21. #define LOLOLOL switch
  22. #define CONTINUE break;
  23. #define WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT putc
  24. #define YOURSELF 'a'
  25. #define IAM12ANDWHATISTHIS '\r'
  26. #define SHIT default
  27. #include STUFF
  28. ERMAGHERD WTFBBQ
  29. BALL
  30. YOURMOTHER ISFAT
  31. LARGE *horsesizedduck;
  32. horsesizedduck = HASHTAG(YOLO, SWAG);
  33. poop: while (ducksizedhorse!='!')
  34. BALL
  35. ducksizedhorse=(FAT)(YOURMOTHER)getchar();
  36. LOLOLOL (ducksizedhorse)
  37. BALL   
  38. FUCK IAM12ANDWHATISTHIS:
  39. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  40. TRUE FALSE;
  41. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  42. TRUE FALSE;
  43. CONTINUE   
  44. FUCK YOU:
  45. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  46. TRUE FALSE;
  47. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  48. TRUE FALSE;
  49. CONTINUE   
  50. FUCK YOURSELF:
  51. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  52. TRUE FALSE;
  53. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  54. TRUE FALSE;
  55. CONTINUE   
  56. FUCK 'A':
  57. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  58. TRUE FALSE;
  59. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  60. TRUE FALSE;
  61. CONTINUE   
  62. FUCK 'b':
  63. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  64. TRUE FALSE;
  65. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  66. TRUE FALSE;
  67. CONTINUE   
  68. FUCK 'B':
  69. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  70. TRUE FALSE;
  71. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  72. TRUE FALSE;
  73. CONTINUE   
  74. FUCK 'c':
  75. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  76. TRUE FALSE;
  77. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  78. TRUE FALSE;
  79. CONTINUE   
  80. FUCK 'C':
  81. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  82. TRUE FALSE;
  83. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  84. TRUE FALSE;
  85. CONTINUE   
  86. FUCK 'd':
  87. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  88. TRUE FALSE;
  89. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  90. TRUE FALSE;
  91. CONTINUE   
  92. FUCK 'D':
  93. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  94. TRUE FALSE;
  95. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  96. TRUE FALSE;
  97. CONTINUE   
  98. FUCK 'e':
  99. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  100. TRUE FALSE;
  101. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  102. TRUE FALSE;
  103. CONTINUE   
  104. FUCK 'E':
  105. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  106. TRUE FALSE;
  107. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  108. TRUE FALSE;
  109. CONTINUE   
  110. FUCK 'f':
  111. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  112. TRUE FALSE;
  113. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  114. TRUE FALSE;
  115. CONTINUE   
  116. FUCK 'F':
  117. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  118. TRUE FALSE;
  119. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  120. TRUE FALSE;
  121. CONTINUE   
  122. FUCK 'g':
  123. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  124. TRUE FALSE;
  125. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  126. TRUE FALSE;
  127. CONTINUE   
  128. FUCK 'G':
  129. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  130. TRUE FALSE;
  131. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  132. TRUE FALSE;
  133. CONTINUE   
  134. FUCK 'h':
  135. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  136. TRUE FALSE;
  137. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  138. TRUE FALSE;
  139. CONTINUE   
  140. FUCK 'H':
  141. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  142. TRUE FALSE;
  143. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  144. TRUE FALSE;
  145. CONTINUE   
  146. FUCK 'i':
  147. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  148. TRUE FALSE;
  149. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  150. TRUE FALSE;
  151. CONTINUE   
  152. FUCK 'I':
  153. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  154. TRUE FALSE;
  155. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  156. TRUE FALSE;
  157. CONTINUE   
  158. FUCK 'j':
  159. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  160. TRUE FALSE;
  161. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  162. TRUE FALSE;
  163. CONTINUE   
  164. FUCK 'k':
  165. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  166. TRUE FALSE;
  167. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  168. TRUE FALSE;
  169. CONTINUE   
  170. FUCK 'K':
  171. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  172. TRUE FALSE;
  173. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  174. TRUE FALSE;
  175. CONTINUE   
  176. FUCK 'l':
  177. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  178. TRUE FALSE;
  179. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  180. TRUE FALSE;
  181. CONTINUE   
  182. FUCK 'L':
  183. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  184. TRUE FALSE;
  185. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  186. TRUE FALSE;
  187. CONTINUE   
  188. FUCK 'm':
  189. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  190. TRUE FALSE;
  191. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  192. TRUE FALSE;
  193. CONTINUE   
  194. FUCK 'M':
  195. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  196. TRUE FALSE;
  197. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  198. TRUE FALSE;
  199. CONTINUE   
  200. FUCK 'n':
  201. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  202. TRUE FALSE;
  203. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  204. TRUE FALSE;
  205. CONTINUE   
  206. FUCK 'N':
  207. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  208. TRUE FALSE;
  209. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  210. TRUE FALSE;
  211. CONTINUE   
  212. FUCK 'o':
  213. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  214. TRUE FALSE;
  215. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  216. TRUE FALSE;
  217. CONTINUE   
  218. FUCK 'O':
  219. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  220. TRUE FALSE;
  221. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  222. TRUE FALSE;
  223. CONTINUE   
  224. FUCK 'p':
  225. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  226. TRUE FALSE;
  227. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  228. TRUE FALSE;
  229. CONTINUE   
  230. FUCK 'P':
  231. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  232. TRUE FALSE;
  233. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  234. TRUE FALSE;
  235. CONTINUE   
  236. FUCK 'q':
  237. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  238. TRUE FALSE;
  239. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  240. TRUE FALSE;
  241. CONTINUE   
  242. FUCK 'Q':
  243. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  244. TRUE FALSE;
  245. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  246. TRUE FALSE;
  247. CONTINUE   
  248. FUCK 'r':
  249. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  250. TRUE FALSE;
  251. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  252. TRUE FALSE;
  253. CONTINUE   
  254. FUCK 'R':
  255. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  256. TRUE FALSE;
  257. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  258. TRUE FALSE;
  259. CONTINUE   
  260. FUCK 's':
  261. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  262. TRUE FALSE;
  263. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  264. TRUE FALSE;
  265. CONTINUE   
  266. FUCK 'S':
  267. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  268. TRUE FALSE;
  269. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  270. TRUE FALSE;
  271. CONTINUE   
  272. FUCK 't':
  273. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  274. TRUE FALSE;
  275. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  276. TRUE FALSE;
  277. CONTINUE   
  278. FUCK 'T':
  279. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  280. TRUE FALSE;
  281. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  282. TRUE FALSE;
  283. CONTINUE   
  284. FUCK 'u':
  285. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  286. TRUE FALSE;
  287. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  288. TRUE FALSE;
  289. CONTINUE   
  290. FUCK 'v':
  291. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  292. TRUE FALSE;
  293. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  294. TRUE FALSE;
  295. CONTINUE   
  296. FUCK 'V':
  297. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  298. TRUE FALSE;
  299. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  300. TRUE FALSE;
  301. CONTINUE   
  302. FUCK 'w':
  303. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  304. TRUE FALSE;
  305. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  306. TRUE FALSE;
  307. CONTINUE   
  308. FUCK 'W':
  309. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  310. TRUE FALSE;
  311. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  312. TRUE FALSE;
  313. CONTINUE   
  314. FUCK 'x':
  315. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  316. TRUE FALSE;
  317. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  318. TRUE FALSE;
  319. CONTINUE   
  320. FUCK 'X':
  321. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  322. TRUE FALSE;
  323. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  324. TRUE FALSE;
  325. CONTINUE   
  326. FUCK 'y':
  327. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  328. TRUE FALSE;
  329. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  330. TRUE FALSE;
  331. CONTINUE   
  332. FUCK 'Y':
  333. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  334. TRUE FALSE;
  335. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  336. TRUE FALSE;
  337. CONTINUE   
  338. FUCK 'z':
  339. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  340. TRUE FALSE;
  341. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  342. TRUE FALSE;
  343. CONTINUE   
  344. FUCK 'Z':
  345. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  346. TRUE FALSE;
  347. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  348. TRUE FALSE;
  349. CONTINUE   
  350. SHIT:
  351. WOULDYOURATHERFIGHT(ducksizedhorse,horsesizedduck);
  352. TRUE FALSE;
  353. NOTSINCETHEACCIDENT
  354. SACK   
  355. SACK
  356. SACK
  357. LOL YOLOSWAGHASHTAG
  358. BALL
  359. WTFBBQ;
  360. SACK;
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