Luna Was Sent To The Moon (1,000 Years Ago)

"Come on, you can't let her beat you"
"Guys, I have nothing."
"You're smart. Make something up"
"All I know about Luna is that she was banished to the moon a thousand years ago"
"Good enough..... GO!"
*taps hoof* (in mocking tone) "Yeah,........ go!" *somewhat diabolical laugh*

Uh........ heh heh heh
Well........
Luna was sent to the moon
A thousand years ago
Not 999, but one yeeeear more
Luna was sent to the moon
A thousand years ago
Nopony received that punishment..... before
Luna was sent to the moon
A thousand years ago
Not 999, but one yeeeear more
Luna was sent to the moon
A thousand years ago
Nopony received that punishment before
She wasn't sent up to the sun or stars
She wasn't sent to Marecury or Mars
But Luna was sent to the moon
Not two thousand years ago, one millenium sooner
And once she got there, she would never be the same
Though what she's become is simply a rumor
Luna was sent to the moon
A thousand years ago
Not 999, but one year more, uh huh
The magic Celestia used
Was extremely powerful
And certainly was a singular occurrence
When she was banished,
Everypony watched in awe
Luna was sent to the moon
A thousand years ago
She certainly was lucky not to die
And when Luna got there, she was surprised to find
That she had no liquid or food supply
Luna was sent to the M double O N
Yes, she was sent to the moon
We'll sing it again
Luna was sent to the moon
A thousand years ago
Not 999, but one yeeeear more
Luna was sent to the moon
A thousand years ago
Nopony received that punishment before

"Twilight, that was brilliant, inspiring, and... quite a hoof-tapper"
"Thank you, Professor Proudstar"
"But, wait a minute. She didn't say anything except 'LUNA WAS SENT TO THE MOON'"
"I know, Trixie. That's why Twilight is receiving a failing grade."
"I'm failing? I got an F?"
*diabolical chuckle* Well...., what do you know, Twilight?

Twilight got an F
That has to be a first
I knew she'd eventually slip up, so tragically
Twilight got an F
And that just proves a fact
Nopony can beat a master such as The Great Trixiiiiie
Twilight got an F
Twilight got an F
HA HA
Twilight got an F
Twilight got an F

"STOP SINGING!!!! STOP SINGING!!!!"

(Fade to Twilight's room in the Castle)
"stop singing...... st-stop singing"
"Hey Twilight. Feeling better?"
"Yeah, much"
"Sorry you won't get that attendance award. In fact, almost everypony in the castle wants to tell you how they feel"

There'll be no award
You missed a day of school
You shouldn't have gotten influenza
It's just an award
It doesn't mean a thing
I think that we should sing another staaaaaaaaanza
It's just an award
It's just an award
It's just an award
It's just an award

"Wow....... I really should lay off those pills"