groupchat short fatrose/tinykarkat stuffing/feeding/voretalk

disposablecharacters: Rose tries to stuff a cherry only slightly smaller than Karkat's head into his mouth
anon1: pfft
anon2: Interesting proposal
disposablecharacters: This was based on the thought that she'd somehow manage to shove the cherry down there in one piece and thereafter poke at the pregnant-like stomach bulge it leaves to torment him
disposablecharacters: Which seemed a course of action in line with azure's interests
azure: :V

azure: shed probably just rub it against him a little with one finger
disposablecharacters: Which is quite the overstuffed tummy caressing given the difference in scale
disposablecharacters: Laying in the middle of one of her pudgy palms
anon1: stop that's a cute thought
disposablecharacters: NEVER
anon2: Keep going.

disposablecharacters: Well presumably the next course of action would be to procure more items to push into his maw and down his throat whole over his grumpy whining protests, perhaps some shelled walnuts to stick with the sundae theme the cherry established
anon3: :u
azure: that seems slightly painful :V
anon1: yes so it seems maybe some ice cream instead
disposablecharacters: Yes ice cream seems a fine compromise
disposablecharacters: Instead of anything too nuts
anon2: Only once you've got all the large objects in, though
disposablecharacters: disposablecharacters wakka wakka
disposablecharacters: Also an acceptable course of action
anon2: Large rocks before small rocks, all that good stuff.

azure: ice cream is cold though so why doesnt she just get a can of whipped cream, spirt a dollop on one chubby finger and gently coax him into eating the comparatively sizable blob from her fingertip
anon1: cute good
anon2: Or just for 'im to guzzle that shit.
anon1: stuffing isn't even a kink of mine but this is cute
disposablecharacters: It's not mine either yet I find myself agreeing

azure: she just has him lying in the fingers of one hand covered in cherry juice and whipped cream, most of a full cherry lying on the desk below them as she carefully fills a soda bottle cap up with seltzer one-handedly and offers it to him, politely ignoring the way he glares at her as he takes it and sliding one gently manicured finger beneath his shirt to ever-so-lightly rub at his slightly bulging midriff and coax him into drinking his fill of the water while she dotes on him in a strange one-finger body massage
anon1: adorabubble

disposablecharacters: Presumably Rose has some of her famous teasing quips to vex karkat with as she strokes his increasingly taut stomach
anon2: I predict a very long thing from azure
anon1: keep going azure ur good
anon2: They are, I was just saying

azure:
"You know, I would have guessed that your species was purely carnivorous, had I not had so much time to learn better. Are you positive that bubbling sound isn't your body convulsing from the horrendous juices of the common Earth cherry?"
"THAT BUBBLING SOUND IS THE ABYSSAL LOATHING I HAVE FOR YOUR INANE CODDLING BULLSHIT WELLING UP FROM DEEP WITHIN MY RAW, BLOODY SOUL, JUST IN TIME TO BURST FROM MY PROTIEN CHUTE IN A TRANSCENDANT CHORUS OF FUCK YOU ALONGSIDE MY BODY'S WEIGHT IN FRUIT AND WHIPPED DAIRY"
"I'm afraid they don't make antacids for hatred, but I can offer you ginger ale if you've any room left."
"JUST STOP TALKING AND KEEP RUBBING"

anon1: pfft
disposablecharacters: Hehehe
disposablecharacters: If he managed to get through that whole rant without an embarrassing belch providing an intermission I would be truly shocked
azure: there was probably one directly before or after the last sentence

disposablecharacters: So as you can see, the key to lighting inspiration is knowing what buttons to push (not unlike the slight pressure of Rose's finger pressing down ever-so-slightly on Karkat's glutted tummy to help force the air he swallowed to make room for the ginger ale)
anon2: Ginger ale so soon after cherries and whipped cream sounds like it'd make for an exceedingly unpleasant taste in the mouth.
anon1: hmm
anon1: dunno might be never tried that combination before
azure: me either
azure: then again i dont like cherries or ginger ale

anon1: can you make a ginger ale soda float
anon2: Would Karkat float afterwards if it did?
anon1: for comedy's sake, yes, yes he would
disposablecharacters: If she drops him in the ginger ale the carbonation might help him stay afloat
disposablecharacters: naturally in the name of inquiry she's obligated to test this hypothesis
anon2: I'm talking after he's stuffed with it.

azure: im just imagining rose getting herself a huge root beer float with tons of whipped cream and sprinkles and ice cream and a cherry, leaving her computer for a few minutes, and coming back to find karkat stuck in it, lower half floating in the soda, upper half swimming in the cream and trying to pull himself up over the rim of the tall glass with no success
anon1: the question is how he got in there in the first place

azure:
"I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explaination for this."
"YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA HOW FLAWLESS AND IMPECCABLE THE LOGIC IS BEHIND THE CIRCUMSTANCES LEADING UP TO THIS"
"Well?"
"WELL WHAT?"
"What was the logic?"
"IT'LL COME EVENTUALLY."
"That isn't very reassuring."
"NEITHER IS BEING UP TO YOUR PROTECTIVE BONECAGE IN A GODDAMN MILKSHAKE BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME WHINING ABOUT IT"

anon1: pfffftttt
anon4: omg

azure:
"Can I at least eat my float?"
"I'M SORRY NOBODY THOUGHT TO INFORM YOU, BUT YOUR "FLOAT" IS CURRENLY BEING OCCUPIED. TRY AGAIN LATER."
"You know I could just eat around you, right?"
"PUT THE SPOON DOWN AND GET ME OUT, AND THEN YOU CAN GO BACK TO SHOVELLING ICE CREAM INTO YOUR FACE"
"Why can't I do both?"
"BECAUSE I AM GIVING YOU A DIRECT ORDER TO STOP BEING AN OPPORTUNISTIC ASSHOLE ABOUT THIS ENTIRE SITUATION AND JUST THINK WITH YOUR HEAD INSTEAD OF YOUR STOMACH FOR ONCE"
"I don't entirely know why you're acting like the cards are in your favor, considering you're covered in whipped cream, doused in soda, and probably small enough to swallow whole."
"IF YOU SO MUCH AS LEAN TOWARDS ME I WILL REND EVERY SQUARE INCH OF YOUR SOFT PALE FLESH WITHIN MY ARM'S REACH I SWEAR TO GOD"

anon1: this leads to a goode vore scenario
anon3: :u
disposablecharacters: Look Karkat, you're going to need to wash all that sticky sugary stuff off of you eventually, and it'd be a shame for it to go to waste
disposablecharacters: Just try to relax while Rose licks and sucks you clean :y
anon1: that sounds perfect
anon1: though she could just as easily wash him under a sink faucet
anon1: but that's good
disposablecharacters: But then she's wasting perfectly good root beer float!
anon2: Look, we all know Karkat is worth less than a root beer float.
anon1: ouch

disposablecharacters: (Plus I like vore kind of Ultimate the Most but let's be real, the likelihood of Rose actually eating him instead of just tormenting him are exceedingly slim)
azure: the best part about any potential vore scenarios is that if she eats him, he can just sit in her stomach, get his husktop from his sylladex and pester her angrily
disposablecharacters: See I hadn't considered that
azure: just nonstop angry grey text because now he has nothing better to do
azure: he writes a goddamn thesis about how idiotic she is for actually doing that
anon1: but just a wall of grey anger flashing on rose's screen
disposablecharacters: Karkat doesn't settle well it seems
azure: he writes 2000 words of angry raging and she just responds with "can this wait until after i finish my float"

anon2: So how do we get him out?
anon1: by the same logic how he got in the float
anon1: or through other means but that involves gross stuff that isn't part of my vore kink
anon1: I just like soft vore and nothing beyond that
azure: i'm perfectly okay with He Got Better
anon2: "Repeat to yourself, 'It's just a show, I should really just relax'"?
disposablecharacters: 1. Appearifiers
disposablecharacters: 2. Fish him out with some dental floss
disposablecharacters: 3. He Got Better
anon2: I like 2 for some reason.
anon1: one is just so much more convenient
anon1: but reverse gullet going up sounds a much better way to annoy kar
anon2: 2 is more fun, though.
azure: he just pesters jade over the computer to appearify him and when she does hes soggy and wet and covered in unpleasant things and he refuses to elaborate any further