N1KFan's Adventures - Episode 1: N1KFan Visits Earth

Once upon a time on Planet Xeronothee, an alien was looking for planets to explore. He was named "Number1KirbyFan", or just "N1KF" or "N1KFan" for short. Commander Zhex was his commander. One day...

Commander Zhex: "I have discovered this planet. It is very populated. One of the most populated planets in the entire universe. Its name...is Earth. Though that it is in a different side of the galaxy, we can still get there. I need an assistant to go there and take over it."
Number1KirbyFan: *raises hand* "Me! Me! Me me me! ME!!"
Commander Zhex: "Yes. It's decided. Number1KirbyFan will go out and take over Planet Earth!"

Number1KirbyFan heads towards Planet Earth...

Commander Zhex: (Through Wireless Built-in Chatting Thingamajig) "Hey 'KirbyFan, how's it going? Have you remembered how far away Earth is?"
Number1KirbyFan: "Yes. I'll go through this wormhole that leads to another one near Earth."
Commander Zhex: "That's fine, go ahead. Bye."

Number1KirbyFan reaches Earth and gets on it.
Number1KirbyFan: "Ah yes... Earth. I'll go to this hotel over there."

Numbe1KirbyFan goes into the hotel.
Hotel Manager: "What room would you like?"
Number1KirbyFan: "6-E."
Hotel Manager: "It's right over there. Here's your room key. Enjoy your stay!"

Number1KirbyFan goes to his room, 6-E.

Number1KirbyFan: "Ah yes, a computer! I'll go get on it! I'll just go to Kongregate and game. Let's check the games. Blah Blah The Game, Whatever, Stuff Stuff, Everybody Edits? That sounds cool. I'll try it out."
Number1KirbyFan plays Everybody Edits.
ARGH! This game is too epic! I think I'll make an account on its forums!

End of Episode 1