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Deadmeat Chronicles: The First Night

Feb 7th, 2013
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  1. >You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
  2. >And you are sore.
  3. >You thought you could get away from the man but he chased you down when it was time to go back into the house.
  4. >You have to remember not to get cornered again.
  5. >You rump is sore from being spanked again and your body is stiff from the sorry box.
  6. >They gave you pellets to eat away from the other fluffies.
  7. >You remember those from when the silver furred monster held you so you knew they were good to eat.
  8. >They said bad fluffies don’t get spaghetti.
  9. >You don’t care, if spaghetti means being nice to two legged monsters you don’t want any.
  10. >And now you are in a large room with all the other fluffies.
  11. >The monsters called this a safe room.
  12. >There are a lot of fluffies here, more than you remember seeing.
  13. >There are small squares of cloth lying around and the fluffies have taken these and made little nest.
  14. >There are lots of these.
  15. >There are lots of pet beds about.
  16. >In each corner there is a poopie eating monster.
  17. >You have spent a long time bucking the magic spot that was opened to put you in the room.
  18. >Several fluffies asked you why you were bucking the “door”.
  19. >You paid them no mind.
  20. >After you realized you could do nothing about being shut in you start to walk around the room.
  21. >Fluffies are giggling and talking with each other.
  22. >They shy away when you try to get close to them.
  23. >You notice you don’t see Princess Princess.
  24. >You see the windows on one of the walls.
  25. >You examine them and see no way to get through them.
  26. >You stare outside for a few moments wishing you were safe in a hidey hole.
  27. >You wonder to one of the sides of the room.
  28. >You bite onto one of the cloths and walk to the edge of the wall.
  29. >You start to bunch it up when Andrew comes running up to you.
  30. >”Hewwo new fwen!”
  31. >You force a smile, “Hewwo, Deadmeat make sweepie pwace hewe.”
  32. >Andrew cocks his head to the side, why on hawd pwace when dey beddies?”
  33. >You look at the orange unicorn, “Wha beddie?”
  34. >Andrew runs to a nearby pet bed and jumps on it and starts to step around in it.
  35. >”Dis beddie! Mommeh get beddies fo fwuffies to go sweepie time in!”
  36. >You walk over to one of the pet beds and step into it.
  37. >It is soft and comfortable on your hoofies.
  38. >You step around testing surface.
  39. >You sniff the floor, “Deadmeat smeww fwuffy.”
  40. >You start to step out, “Nudder fwuffy aweady haf beddie…”
  41. >Andrew giggles and runs to you, “Nuu siwwy! Mommeh put pwenty beddie fo fwuffies!”
  42. >You look around, “Yoo mommeh do dis? How yoo mommeh do dis?”
  43. >”Fwuffy sweepy in any beddie! Pwenty beddie fo aww fwuffy!”
  44. >You tentatively step back into the pet bed.
  45. >”Beddie nuu beweong to fwuffy?”
  46. >Andrew runs off excitedly.
  47. >You sniff and poke at the bed.
  48. >Abruptly something covers your head.
  49. >You start stepping back shaking your head getting it off.
  50. >When it falls off you see that it is one of the cloth blankets.
  51. >”New fwen nee bwankies fo sweepy!”
  52. >You let yourself smile at the orange unicorns gesture.
  53. >”Tank yoo.”, you say as you start to nose the blanket into a small pile.
  54. >A fluffy hops up on the side and starts to sniff you.
  55. >You look at her, “Why yoo smeww Deadmeat?”
  56. >”Bad munsta fwuffy nuu smeww wike poppies.” She says while continuing to sniff you.
  57. >You raise up and get into an attack stance, “Yoo meanie fwuffy! Deadmeat nuu smeww of poopie!”
  58. >She falls of the side with a squeak.
  59. >You run out and find her cowering on the ground.
  60. >”Deadmeat nuu munsta!”
  61. >She covers her eyes, “Fwuffy sowwy! Pwease nuu hewt fwuffy!”
  62. >Andrew jumps back from you shaking, “Why fwen meanie…”
  63. >You stare down at the cowering fluffy.
  64. >You debate on giving owies when she looks up, “Fwuffy get bad munsta fwuffy mo bwankies!”
  65. >”Deadmeat nu bad!”
  66. >She backs away, “Get bwankies and bad munsta fwuffy be gud to fwuffy!”
  67. >You look around and see fluffies nearby backing away from you.
  68. >You stomp in frustration, “Deadmeat nu munsta!”
  69. >You stomp back into the bed you claimed.
  70. >You nose the blanket when your vision is blocked again.
  71. >Then you feel several things falling on you.
  72. >You kick around and finally get the blanket coverings off you.
  73. >You look up and the fluffy that called you stinky as well as a few other fluffies are looking in.
  74. >”Gif bad munsta fwuffy bwankies so yoo nu hewt fwuffy!” They are smiling and wagging their tails.
  75. >You jump up and start to open your mouth to yell at the mean fluffies when Andrew jumps up and hugs your neck.
  76. >”New fwen make mo fwens! Andwew happy!”
  77. >The female fluffy hops into the pet bed and sniffs you closer, “Yoo stwong fwuffy.”
  78. >The door opens, and the stinky water monster sticks her head in, “Ok babies! It sleepy time!”
  79. >Most of the fluffies clamber to empty pet beds while a few run up to the monster and try to hug her.
  80. >She just gently pushes them back and turns off the bright thing by hitting a button.
  81. >You jump up in a defensive stance suddenly being in the dark.
  82. >You are looking for any monsters but nothing comes out.
  83. >You hear the other fluffies stumbling and chattering.
  84. >”Why dawk?”, “Beddy bye time!”, “Fwuffy wan pway!”, “Fwuffy nuu see! Whewe wite goo?”
  85. >Soon these are taken over by light coos and snores as fluffies drift off to sleep.
  86. >Your eyes adjust and you see over the area of beds fluffies sleeping, some are in the floor sprawled out.
  87. >You relax and start to nose your blankets into a soft loose pile and start to climb into it.
  88. >You look up at the window and see it getting wet.
  89. >You recognize rain from your time in the parks.
  90. >You remember how it would matt down your fluff and how it could get you cold.
  91. >There is a flash of light.
  92. >You recognize the flash of lightening and wait for the rumblies to come.
  93. >After a few seconds the windows shake and the rumblies sound loud as they roll by.
  94. >”WHAAAA!! Munsta!”, “Hewp fwuffy!”, “Wha dat!?”, “Fwuffy scawed!”
  95. >The sound woke up a few fluffies who yelp in terror at the sound.
  96. >You start to smell poopies.
  97. >You shake your head at how the fluffies are scared of something that you find common.
  98. >You start to lay down as another flash happens.
  99. >You stretch out as the thunder reverberates through the room.
  100. >”Waahhhhhh!”, “Hewp fwuffy!”, “Munsta! Munsta get fwuffy!”, “Mommeh! Mommeh!”
  101. >The smell of poopies gets stronger.
  102. >Something shoves you aside.
  103. >You get up in a huff, “Who push Deadmeat!”
  104. >Another flash and you see Andrew shaking in your nest, “Pwease hewp Andwew! Wahhhhhh!”
  105. >The thunder hits and he covers his eyes and starts to shake.
  106. >Lightning flashes in time for you to see three other fluffies jump into your beddie place.
  107. >”Y-y-yoo stw-stwong fwuffy…..PWEASE SAF FWUFFY!” the female fluffy grabs your neck shaking.
  108. >The other fluffies lay down and huddle in fear.
  109. >You push her off, “Yoo dum dum fwuffies! Dese sky wumblies! Dey nuu-“
  110. >Thunder rolls in again and they all scream in unison and cry when it passes.
  111. >Fluffies are running past your bed.
  112. >Lightning flashes again as wind picks up at the windows causing a howl.
  113. >More fluffies started crying.
  114. >Cries of, “Munstas!”, resonance through the room.
  115. >More fluffies start to clamber into your bed surrounding you and pushing in on you, “Saf fwuffy!”
  116. >All fluffies are awake now running randomly around in a panic.
  117. >Thunder rumbles the room again.
  118. >”WHAAAAAAAA!!!”, there is a sweet screech of panic from the fluffies surrounding you and you feel the warm splatter on your hoofies.
  119. >”Nuuuu! NUU! Yoo dum dum fwuffies make bad poopies!”
  120. >You buck randomly knocking fluffies out of your beddie bye place.
  121. >The stench of poopies now fills the air as the room is now littered with splats and piles of panicked fluffy poop.
  122. >You stomp out of your now filthy bed to a wall.
  123. >You glance behind you seeing a shivering ball of fluffies following behind you apologizing.
  124. >”Fwuffy sowwy!”, “pwease saf fwuffy!”, “Yoo stwong fwuffy! Hewp!”, “Nuu mean make bad poopies!”, “Wahhhhh!”
  125. >You find a safe place at the wall and sit down trying to avoid the panicked fluffies.
  126. >The shivering frightened fluffies start to edge closer to you.
  127. >You stomp at them, “Yoo stay der! Nuu make bad poopies at Deadmeat!”
  128. >They keep coming until you step up and boop the closest ones nose.
  129. >”Waaahhh! Fwuffy sowwy! Wahhhhhhahhhhahhh!”
  130. >”Stay der!” you point to a spot away from you.
  131. >They all run to the spot and huddle in fear.
  132. >You don’t get any sleepies keeping an eye out for panicking fluffies.
  133. >When the storm passes the room is filled with crying.
  134. >You can’t sleep with the smell of bad poopies in the air.
  135. >It stays like that until the next morning when the stinky water monster comes back in.
  136. >”Good morning my little babies. How did you… What the fuck!”
  137. >As the morning light starts to illuminate the room she and you see the total damage.
  138. >The floor is completely brown.
  139. >Fluffies are covered in poop and crying.
  140. >Every few feet you see a dead fluffy, either from fright or tripping or running into things and getting biggest owchies.
  141. >The woman gets on her cell phone, “Hey! Get some fucking hired help up here!”
  142. >”The safe room is full of shit and some fucking peon needs to get up here and start fucking cleaning!”
  143. >She lowers her phone and looks across the room, “It’s ok babies, momma is going to make sure you all get baths.”
  144. >She gets back on her phone, “And hire some contractor to sound proof this house.”
  145. >”These fluffies will not go through this again or I will fire everyone and buy the businesses their families work at and fire those missed chances of abortions too!”
  146. >You try to flick poop off your hoofs.
  147. >”Don’t worry babbies! Momma’s not going to let this happen again!”
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