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- >You are Fiddlesticks
- >And right now, you are staring at a ridiculous looking tent...thing.
- >Is that embroidery?
- >”Why are ya just starin at it like that? Get your flank over here.” Ever since you promised not to harm her, she has been bossy as all hell
- >* stare *
- >”Stare all ya want, stick man, but yer goin in there, one way or another”
- >You shake your head.
- >”Then I guess we will have to do this the hard way.” She lets out a sly smile, as she kicks her back hoof into the dirt.
- >Oh god, the hard way involves kicking.
- >You silently, but visibly, sigh and head towards the carousel styled building.
- >”Imanna head back to the farm, You stay out of trouble, ya hear?”
- >The door closes behind you.
- >As you walk in, you are surrounded by ponies in all forms of rather fancy dress.
- >Wait a minute, why are none of these ponies moving?
- >You tighten your grip on your scythe, and your eyes begin to glow a bright green.
- >If this was a trap, whoever thought they could trap you had another thing coming.
- >You hear a high pitched voice in the back room.
- >”Sis, the door!”
- >”I heard it, Sweetie. Would you be a dear and tell them I'll be out in a moment?” an older, eloquent voice spoke responded.
- >The soft pattering of hoof-steps approaches your ear, when the tiniest p0ny you have ever seen approaches you.
- >You 2 stare at each other for a good minute.
- >You see her little filly chest inflate
- >Oh god, you know where this is going.
- >She screams.
- >If you had blood, it would curdle at the sound.
- >”Sweetie Belle?!” The door in which the fancy voice resides behind glows blue for a moment, before swinging open
- >A white unicorn with a purple mane runs out of the room.
- >She freezes when she sees you.
- >The littlest p0ny has stopped screaming.
- >Big p0ny looks at little p0ny
- >Little p0ny looks at big p0ny.
- >You look at little p0ny, then at big p0ny.
- >Both p0nies are now staring at you, unblinking.
- >Come on, Fiddle, ease the tension.
- >“Hello.”
- >Smooth.
- >Both p0nies look at each other.
- >Oh god save your metaphysical ear drums.
- >The glass was cracking from their screams.
- >”AHHHH!!! MONSTERMONSTERMONSTERMONSTERRUNRUNRARITYRUUUUN!!!” The tiny p0ny takes off, running in circles around the store.
- >”GET OUT YOU UNCOUTH RUFFIAN! LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE!” the unicorn's horn begins to glow.
- >Well, this usually didn't mean good thi-
- >You quickly raise your scythe, and deflect an oncoming projectile.
- >Thank god for combat reflexes. If you hadn't have deflected that spool of thread, your death would have been painful and slow.
- >Same goes for that bolt of cloth.
- >And that pincushion full of needles.
- >Whatever this unicorn did for a living, it was definitely clothing related.
- >After deflecting the 14th clothing related object, the thought flashes in your mind to slay the walking marshmallow and get it over with.
- >But you decided against it, seeing that you needed to be sewn back up.
- >And while you could do it yourself, it wasn't optimal.
- >You decide maybe you should try to fight with your words for once.
- >”Please stop throwing things at me” you plea over the high pitched sound of a screaming filly.
- >The whole room seems to freeze. Hey, maybe your request didn't fall on deaf ears.
- >”NEVER, YOU UNCOUTH RUFFIAN!” the mare screams, throwing more bolts of cloth and miscellaneous hats in your direction. The filly takes off again, screaming even louder than you thought possible.
- >Welp, so much for that plan
- >You are quite the wordsmith, Fiddlesticks.
- >Fuck off brain, like you could do better.
- >The little filly is now dashing throughout the entire store, leaping off of chairs and counters, occasionally tossing more ammo towards the bigger p0ny
- >And she never stopped to breathe.
- >Seriously, how the hell do these p0nies go without oxygen for so long?
- >More clothier supplies fly at you.
- >After about 2 minutes of a little filly running around the store screaming bloody murder, and you deflecting miscellaneous tailoring gear, MarshmallowP0ny has finally run out of ammo.
- >You lower your scythe
- >”Are you done yet? Or would you like me to toss some of these items back so you can throw them at me again?”
- >”What... What are you? What are you doing in my shop?” Rarity asks you.
- >You look down at your chest, and back at her.
- >“You aren't going to attack us, are you?” Her eyebrow cocks
- >You shake your head
- >”Oh. I see. Perhaps we can get you cleaned up then. I highly doubt you enjoy being that... dirty” she grimaces at the word
- >Well damn, she sewed you up pretty nicely.
- >She even let you use her shower.
- >You also finally learned what a shower is.
- >Indoor plumbing is pretty sweet.
- >Not that you really have a need for a toilet.
- >But it was nice to be able to clean the mud, blood, and other rather uncouth stains and fluids off of yourself.
- >Perhaps that is why the little p0ny starting screaming like it did
- >A blood covered scarecrow with a terrifyingly large scythe walks into a tailors shop.
- >Sounds like a bad joke in the making, Fid.
- >Fuck off, brain.
- >Wait, when did you start using that word, Fiddle?
- >What word?
- >Uncouth.
- >Well, brain, I decided to start using the word around the time I narrowly escaped death by bolt of silk.
- >The first bolt?
- >No, the second.
- >Ah.
- >You exit the bathroom. Apparently the store is a front, and Rarity lives in the back rooms.
- >The rooms are well kept, except the one you only caught a glimpse of, labeled “inspiration room”
- >The door quickly shut before you got a better look
- >”Now now, a gentlecolt such as yourself should know better than to go snooping through a woman's quarters.”
- >Gentlecolt?
- >Oh. Right. P0ny world. P0ny words.
- >”Well darling, you look positively... ahem... better than before?” Rarity awkwardly smiles.
- >* stare *
- >”Perhaps... we should do something to make you look a little more...” she clears her throat ”Presentable?”
- >* shrug *
- >”Oh how wonderful! A makeover will do WONDERS for your rather gruff appearance,”
- >You should be offended, but you agree.
- >”Besides, I have always loved a challenge”
- >Ow, that mare just stabbed you in the non-existent heart.
- >You hang your head low, avoiding her gaze.
- >”Oh... I... I'm so sorry, dear. I didn't mean to offend.”
- >You raise your head a little, her eyes revealing the genuine nature of her apology.
- >You nod.
- >”I think I have just the thing for you” she smiles.
- >Why does that smile rustle your jimmies?
- >After around an hour of trying on various outfits, the best she can do is give you a top hat and monocle, and replace your scythe with a fancy looking cane.
- >You bow to her to thank her, and then reach into your coi-
- >Shit.
- >You usually got money by killing champions and their minions.
- >When you entered the Fields of Justice, your coin bag would appear when you started the fight.
- >You look at your feet.
- >”I have no money, I apologize. I will work to pa-” You are interrupted by Rarity.
- >”Oh, don't be silly, you don't have to pay!” she exclaims.
- >”I feel bad if...”
- >”Don't feel bad at all, dear. Consider this reparations for attacking you with bolts of cloth, and referring to you as a ruffian.” She smiles.
- >You would smile in response, if it wouldn't cause her to run away in fear.
- >She won't take no for an answer.
- >That works for you.
- >You graciously accept, and take your leave, grabbing your scythe on the way out.
- >As you are walking down the moonlit street, you look again at the cane.
- >Wow, how did you not notice the massive sapphire on the end?
- >You can see your reflection on it.
- >As you admire your top hat and monocle for a moment, your reflection's eyes briefly flash blue, a smile creeping along its face.
- >You flinch, and hold the cane away from you.
- >You are probably just mentally exhausted, and your eyes are playing tricks on you as a result. You used a lot of magic today.
- >You simply need to rest your mind a while, an you will be fully cha-
- >Wait.
- >Where are you going to rest?
- >After about 10 minutes of walking, you approach your destination
- >The Everfree seems like as good of a place as any.
- >Well, good enough for someone of your particular stature.
- >You enter far enough in where the p0nyfolk arent going to bother you, but not so far as to be eaten by whatever monsters lie within the heavily wooded forest..
- >You clear your mind, and quickly fall into a mind-numbing stupor.
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