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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,* Sub von xy *
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.25,0:00:04.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's gonna take you back to the past
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.37,0:00:08.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To play the shitty games that suck ass
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.11,0:00:12.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He'd rather have a buffallo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.23,0:00:16.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.16,0:00:20.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.29,0:00:24.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.33,0:00:28.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.07,0:00:33.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.11,0:00:38.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.86,0:00:47.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow. Friday the 13th on Nintendo.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.21,0:00:48.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What can you say?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.56,0:00:53.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The knife going into the eye in the beginning right away should be an indication of how- cool it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.98,0:00:56.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This game is infamous for being- great, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.93,0:01:00.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, everybody just loves this game because it's awesome.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.28,0:01:02.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, the concept is just brillant.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.16,0:01:06.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Adapting a series of R-rated slasher movies for all the kiddies to play?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.53,0:01:07.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.92,0:01:10.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's six camp councilors you can play as,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.59,0:01:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whether they're characters from the movie or not. I don't care because
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.12,0:01:15.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's a good game.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.51,0:01:18.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Going around throwing rocks at zombies,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.12,0:01:19.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,collecting lighters,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.36,0:01:22.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,running around trying to find fireplaces to light,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.29,0:01:24.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what more could you ask for?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.29,0:01:26.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, and every great game has a map screen.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.99,0:01:32.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And being that the game is side-scrolling, you can't tell which direction you're supposed to be going,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.19,0:01:34.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but, but, that's cool. It's cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.74,0:01:37.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It makes it more challenging. I like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.41,0:01:40.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like when you're walking left, but you're really headed right on the map,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.81,0:01:42.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love figuring that shit out.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.74,0:01:44.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.38,0:01:46.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just great.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.51,0:01:57.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIKE PUKE UP A DONKEY'S ASS!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.53,0:01:59.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHAT A SHITLOAD OF MOTHERFUCKING BULLFUCK!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.66,0:02:03.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I'd rather eat snot and diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's dick,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.56,0:02:05.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and if you thought I was serious about this game, I-I-
Comment: 0,0:02:05.74,0:02:06.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sh-ugh.argh
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.94,0:02:09.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're absolutely right because I'm just kidding.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.10,0:02:10.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was just kidding, I swear!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.61,0:02:13.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I swear to God I was only kidding!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.26,0:02:17.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not a shitload of fuck. It's NOT... a shitload of fuck.
Comment: 0,0:02:18.61,0:02:19.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sighs.)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.21,0:02:26.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love this game.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.36,0:02:28.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Love the way the stones keep missing the zombies
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.93,0:02:32.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because they go in this nice arc that flies over 'em.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.37,0:02:33.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fantastic.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.76,0:02:37.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gotta get the knife. It's mandatory.
Comment: 0,0:02:39.00,0:02:39.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(8-bit alarm sound goes off)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.07,0:02:41.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hear that sound?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.21,0:02:42.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the Jason Alarm.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.50,0:02:47.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you hear that, you have to switch to the map screen and see which cabin's blinking.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.24,0:02:49.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See right there? That's where I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.34,0:02:52.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And over there, that blinking cabin way over there?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.41,0:02:55.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's where I'm supposed to go to fight Jason.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.04,0:02:55.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, I have a time limit,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.99,0:02:59.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I need to get all the way over there as fast as I can,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.39,0:03:02.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or else Jason kills one of the camp councilors.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.81,0:03:05.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, which way do I walk?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.59,0:03:08.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess left because it's left on the map.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.03,0:03:10.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sounds self-explanatory.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.74,0:03:14.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, here I am, just following the Yellow Brick Road.
Comment: 0,0:03:14.24,0:03:15.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(The Follow The Yellow Brick Road song from The Wizard of Oz plays)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.62,0:03:18.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause, that's what it looks like, right? In the Scarecrow scene?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.44,0:03:21.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, that's okay, because this game kicks ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.59,0:03:23.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, fuck!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.99,0:03:25.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at the map.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.15,0:03:28.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've just been walking in the wrong fucking direction.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.34,0:03:29.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a wonderful game!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.92,0:03:33.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The bare basics of left and right do not apply.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.62,0:03:35.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's why this game is so great.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.43,0:03:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because this game it's free from all logic.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.50,0:03:39.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Logic is for pussies!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.42,0:03:42.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I finally get to the cabin,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.50,0:03:45.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I walk in, and that manequin councilor says, "THANK YOU!!"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.99,0:03:48.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks for, walking into the cabin?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.53,0:03:51.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't fight Jason yet, but, you're welcome.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.99,0:03:55.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's around somewhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.87,0:03:58.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah, he's coming....
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.37,0:04:02.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh-oh, he's coming...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.05,0:04:06.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHOA!!!!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.92,0:04:11.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, he scared the SHIT outta of me and now he's fighting me like in "Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.50,0:04:19.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I beat him, but he'll be back many times.
Comment: 0,0:04:16.77,0:04:20.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(game Jason says "YOU WIN... FOR NOW...")
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.74,0:04:21.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just like the movies.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.25,0:04:24.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even after they called "Part IV: The Final Chapter."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.35,0:04:27.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then, they went on to make it all the way up to number ten,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.21,0:04:30.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,known as "Jason X," where he's in outer space.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.55,0:04:31.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, that's another story.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.92,0:04:37.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, for now, I go back to walking around, looking for cabins with fireplaces.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.26,0:04:40.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wasn't this a great idea? Isn't this fun?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.02,0:04:42.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They go in 3-D for the cabin parts?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.52,0:04:44.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love how smooth the camera angles are.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.92,0:04:47.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The overall design, the astroturf floors,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.68,0:04:49.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just ingenious.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.21,0:04:53.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The control's so fluent, you just might have to tap the D-pad twice to get it to move.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.94,0:04:55.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't this fun?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.27,0:04:57.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just love trying to find the door because
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.74,0:05:01.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's nothing in here, and now, I just want to get the fuck out.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.61,0:05:04.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just want to get the fuck out.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.14,0:05:06.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{Whispers} Get the fuck out...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.97,0:05:15.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{whispers}Because it sucks.
Comment: 0,0:05:21.13,0:05:26.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,creepy music starts
Comment: 0,0:05:33.18,0:05:34.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"action"-creepy music starts
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.07,0:05:35.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.71,0:05:52.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Goddamn it! GodDAMN it!!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.82,0:05:56.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Open, you piece of shit!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.06,0:05:57.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Son of a fuck!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.72,0:06:01.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.90,0:06:05.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't kill me!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.97,0:06:14.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kill me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.67,0:06:23.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I'm walkin' around, looking for fireplaces,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.94,0:06:27.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,answering to the Jason Alarm every once in a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.15,0:06:32.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And along the way, I continue to collect lighters, keys, weird bottles,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.16,0:06:35.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and because that rock is as useless as a wad of paper,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.67,0:06:38.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,upgrading to the knife is essential.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.34,0:06:42.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I go into the cabin, and right away there's another manequin camp councilor.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.83,0:06:46.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love how they have no face. It's real creative.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.27,0:06:48.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love all those options on the right.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.27,0:06:52.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Most of which can be condensed into the simple use of the A button.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.62,0:06:56.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, this game just overcomplecates things because it's so good.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.47,0:06:59.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, let's try "CHANGE."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.11,0:07:01.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, we switch camp councilors.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.56,0:07:03.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, now, my character's slower,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.32,0:07:05.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have any of my items anymore,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.28,0:07:08.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm back to using the FUCKING. ROCK. AGAIN.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.13,0:07:10.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That really accomplished a lot!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.70,0:07:14.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The day-to-night transitions are nice and smooth.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.20,0:07:17.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, srsly, it's a big improvement over "Simon's Quest,"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.84,0:07:21.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where a fuckin' box appears and it interrupts the gameplay.
Comment: 0,0:07:17.52,0:07:21.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,("WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE.")
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.35,0:07:25.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No need for it, but Friday the 13th doesn't have that problem,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.05,0:07:29.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,proving that day-to-night transitions can work when done right.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.79,0:07:33.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jason comes out once in a while to scare the shit out of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.65,0:07:36.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he looks pretty good in purple, doesn't he?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.10,0:07:38.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a good color for him.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.23,0:07:41.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knowing that Jason couldn't have been the only enemy in the game.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.14,0:07:46.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's interesting to see the use of zombies, birds, and even wolves added to the mix.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.50,0:07:49.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even Jason's mom makes an appearance.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.82,0:07:51.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And do you know who she reminds me of?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.48,0:07:55.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those annoying fucking Medusas from "Simon's Quest."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.46,0:07:56.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, wait,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.65,0:07:59.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm talking about "Castlevania III".
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.51,0:08:01.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, I hate that game too?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.52,0:08:06.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, anyway, let's get back to Friday the 13th.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.09,0:08:09.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I'm dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.90,0:08:12.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, once all six camp councelors are gone,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.68,0:08:14.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the game's over.
Comment: 0,0:08:09.90,0:08:20.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Screen reads "YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD. GAME OVER")
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.18,0:08:16.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's ingenious.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.12,0:08:20.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the best Game Over screen I ever saw.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.14,0:08:22.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For real, I'm actually being dead serious!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.65,0:08:24.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dead. fucking. serious.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.78,0:08:26.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's brilliant, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.25,0:08:29.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You and your friends are dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.18,0:08:30.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Game Over."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.18,0:08:32.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's priceless.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.65,0:08:34.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, I can't believe it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.39,0:08:36.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't that a mean thing to say to kids??
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.49,0:08:38.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody ever dies in Nintendo.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.65,0:08:41.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're either 'defeated' or they turn into an item and...like
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.63,0:08:42.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,float away.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.42,0:08:46.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, here comes a game, like Friday the 13th that just cuts the bullshit,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.70,0:08:49.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shows some balls, comes flat out, and says,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.16,0:08:50.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You're fucking dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.97,0:08:52.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And your friends too."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.91,0:08:54.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.30,0:08:57.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if there was a sequel, it should say something even worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.55,0:09:00.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, I got it. I got a good idea of what it should say.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.23,0:09:01.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It should say:
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.37,0:09:02.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You're dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.62,0:09:04.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your friends are dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.01,0:09:05.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your family's dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.79,0:09:07.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your fucking pets are being skinned alive.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.91,0:09:09.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your mom's a fucking whore.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.53,0:09:10.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You suck at life.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.73,0:09:12.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The whole world hates you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.18,0:09:13.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're going to Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.41,0:09:14.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Live with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.50,0:09:15.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Game Over."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.72,0:09:18.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, that's it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.54,0:09:42.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know what else to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.09,0:09:44.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The music? Just listen.
Comment: 0,0:09:44.28,0:09:47.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the overworld music plays (just 4tacts with one tone each. 1th time last tact ist down, 2th high; rhythm is like ||:xx--|yy--|xx--|z~~~:||)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.03,0:09:48.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's fuckin' great.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.40,0:09:50.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And even better, it loops over and over,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.92,0:09:54.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you get to hear the same thing constantly.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.07,0:09:56.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just wonderful.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.36,0:10:00.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love those scary, faceless kids in the cabin.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.62,0:10:02.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Makes me have nightmares.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.90,0:10:05.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As if the map screen isn't confusing enough,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.48,0:10:09.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you go into the cave or woods, you have no idea where you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.56,0:10:13.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When up stand on a path, you press up, and then the screen changes.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.39,0:10:17.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have no idea where you are because the graphics are so repetitive.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.88,0:10:20.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every goddamn screen looks the same.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.30,0:10:23.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't tell where I am or where I'm going with this shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.66,0:10:26.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the cabins? Just fucking horrible.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.29,0:10:28.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't find the fucking fireplaces,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.52,0:10:30.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get lost once I'm inside,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.52,0:10:33.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't even just simply turn around and see the door.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.36,0:10:35.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The control's so fucking awkward.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.59,0:10:37.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd rather play "DOOM" on Atari.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.87,0:10:40.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd rather play "Halo" on a Tiger Electronics wrist game.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.95,0:10:42.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd rather drown in diarrhea!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.95,0:10:46.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd rather fucking eat my fucking balls off and puke 'em up my fucking ass!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.39,0:10:48.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd rather piss a cactus out of my dick!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.87,0:10:51.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The music is fucking worse than life itself!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.37,0:10:52.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'd turn the volume down,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.95,0:10:55.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,except for the fact that I have to hear the Jason Alarm.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.49,0:10:57.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's all just a test of patience,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.06,0:10:59.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it can KISS MY FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.09,0:11:05.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DIE! DIE.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.54,0:11:06.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Comment: 0,0:11:08.32,0:11:09.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hua!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.06,0:11:16.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're easier to beat in real life than you are in that fucking game, you no-good, piece of-!!!!
Comment: 0,0:11:16.52,0:11:18.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(BANG!!!!)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.32,0:11:21.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This game... IS FUCKING HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!
Comment: 0,0:11:41.08,0:11:45.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,("To Be Continued...")